Things men can't stand about transsexuals..................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'll try to make this as painless as possible
This list was gathered based on shit I've combined from various dudes who've messaged me venting about the following issues regarding the [girls]

1. That they say hello shaking your dick rather than your hand
2. That they give you their # then when you call the next day they forget who you are and fuck up by saying "How much you have for me papi?"
3. That many of them will fuck up and ask you if you have weed or if you can get some before you come to hang out.
4. That one chick will lie to another chick about a dude to get him in bed.
5. How pre-op's often talk negatively about post-op's at events.
6. The amount of drugs a chick will take to get through one night of partying.
7. How a chick treats a dude months after a trip that she could never afford to go on by herself, that the dude happily financed.
8. The weekly calls to take a chick shopping whether it be for a dog, purse, or shoes.
9. That one could spend $100 on snow, but not that same amount on a quality manicure/pedicure.
10. Wearing the same dirty ass glass heeled stripper pumpshttp://www.exoticfashionmall.com/images/4InchHeels/sm405vanity.jpeg to all the parties 5 months straight.
11. Chicks that say "I'm a lady....................." then go on to verbally thrash other chicks.
12. Women who jump on top of a dick they KNOW is larger than what they are used to, ride him for a few strokes, then jump off and that 'enema technique' they supposedly mastered backfires and they drop that enema fluid they thought you wouldn't release but you did all over your 6 pack.
13. Chicks that make us men 'who haven't fucked up their sex lives' listen to stories about the ex-boyfriends that DID fuck up their sex lives.
14. Chicks that ask for a ride and automatically assume that because the guy said 'yes' means that that allows them to bring along their fugly friends.
15. Chicks that know you're a top only, but think they can try to get you to sway after you've busted a good load all over their back and your momentarily fatigued...................


feel free to add on fellas........................

JWBL™

[JamesHunt]

Crossdressers who pretend to be transsexuals

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Crossdressers who pretend to be transsexuals

And yet you love 'em Silvester! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[peggygee]

I'll try to make this as painless as possible




I've said it before, and I'll say it again , "when you're right, you're right",
and the majority of what you've said is true.

And some of the chicas don't think we know about the shit
they be talking behind our backs and ki-ki-ing in our faces. :evil:




5. How pre-op's often talk negatively about post-op's at events.
JWBL™

[Ecstatic]

Women that pretend to be a friend you can confide in but who gossip with all the other girls they know in detail.

Women who are more interested in their new boots than they are in you.

Women who flake out on plans at the last minute for no reason (photo shoot, session, whatever).

[NYCe]

:x

[MrsKellyPierce]

I can't stand men that think they know what being a transexual is about

[justatransgirl]

So, this thead absolutely deserves to have the flames fanned...

Enjoy...

1. That they say hello shaking your dick rather than your hand

Well, I have to say sometimes when I meet someone new I have to remember not to drop to my knees and grab his zipper.

2. That they give you their # then when you call the next day they forget who you are and fuck up by saying "How much you have for me papi?"

What was your name again honey? What I love is the guys who come up to me at my bar and tell me what a great time we had...

3. That many of them will fuck up and ask you if you have weed or if you can get some before you come to hang out.

Not gonna happen here and if anyone brings it around my home it's a long way down when I throw you off my porch... :-)

4. That one chick will lie to another chick about a dude to get him in bed.

So what's wrong with that? :-)

5. How pre-op's often talk negatively about post-op's at events.

They just don't knwo any post-op girls, or else they are secretly jealous. Cause with a single exception every post op girl I've ever met has been the sweetest person.

6. The amount of drugs a chick will take to get through one night of partying.

See #3

7. How a chick treats a dude months after a trip that she could never afford to go on by herself, that the dude happily financed.

Can't address that one - every trip I've made with a guy has been a blast and I remember them.

8. The weekly calls to take a chick shopping whether it be for a dog, purse, or shoes.

I'm sorry, I didn't get your number honey.

9. That one could spend $100 on snow, but not that same amount on a quality manicure/pedicure.

See #3 - and anyone paying $100 for a manicure is a dumb ass - it's $25 around here. Maybe $45 for a design.

10. Wearing the same dirty ass glass heeled stripper pumps to all the parties 5 months straight.

See #8 and let's go shopping.

11. Chicks that say "I'm a lady....................." then go on to verbally thrash other chicks.

Yeah, those bitches... :-)

12. Women who jump on top of a dick they KNOW is larger than what they are used to, ride him for a few strokes, then jump off and that 'enema technique' they supposedly mastered backfires and they drop that enema fluid they thought you wouldn't release but you did all over your 6 pack.

Eeeewwww, that's just gross.

13. Chicks that make us men 'who haven't fucked up their sex lives' listen to stories about the ex-boyfriends that DID fuck up their sex lives.

All men are sex crazed pigs - once you learn that we will get along fine...

14. Chicks that ask for a ride and automatically assume that because the guy said 'yes' means that that allows them to bring along their fugly friends.

Well at least they are riding in your fugly car.

15. Chicks that know you're a top only, but think they can try to get you to sway after you've busted a good load all over their back and your momentarily fatigued...................

Don't cum on my back, come on my face!

And we won't bring up ALL the transgressions that men make and we tolerate...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[slinky]

Girls who get really pushy to have you sit with them in a club and then act like you're some sort asshole when you tell them you don't want to go back to their hotel and pay them to fuck. Or, similarly, girls who you've never met before who walk up to you, the only words they have to say to you are "buy me a drink" and if you do or you don't, don't say another word but turn their backs and walk a way.


Girls who spend the entire night telling you they aren't hookers over and over again, invite you home, and then get all pissed off when you don't leave them a a"donation".

Girls who have met you and been introduced to you with mutual friends 12 times and still pretend they don't know you.

Girls who run ads on Craigslist asking for $100 who then call their tricks cheap asses when they only give them $100.

Girls who say "I make $3,000 a night"..... when it was ONE night in 1996 when she rolled a drunk Wallstreeter.

Girls who ask for a ride home and then get insulted that you don't want to pay them on top of doing them the favor of giving them a ride home.

Girls who ask you to buy them a drink and then get some $35 concoction which they would never order if they were paying for it.

Girls who try to fuck you and then call you a fag when you won't let them.

Girls who never say "thank you" for anything (or please for that matter).

Girls that think if you say "hello" to them that you owe them $20.

Girls who look like Gorillas who get up in your face when you politely say "no thank you" with shit like "What? I'm not good enough for you?"

Girls who have asked every guy within 50 feet of you if they wanted a lapdance in the last 15 seconds who get all offended when you say "no thank you" without letting them ask you if you want a lapdance "Did I ask you if you wanted a lapdance?" like that's not what they were going to do in 0.05 seconds.

Girls who don't even know you who think they are entitled to some of your drugs just for being there.

Girls who go out with a group of people and assume some guy is going to pay for their breakfast when they haven't said 2 words to that guy or asked if they were getting them breakfast.

Girls who talk about you in front of your face with their friends and pretend they aren't talking about you. Especially the one's who assume no one but them speaks Spanish.

Girls who act like you're being cheap because the gift you bought them doesn't cost $500, and you're not even dating.

Girls who go up to any girl you're talking to and talk shit about you because you turned them down.

Girls who wear outfits with their tits and asses hanging out and act all surprised when guys look at them.

Girls with ass breath who are close talkers.

Girls who name drop people who are your friends and act like they know them and say all sorts of stupid shit you know is pure BS.

Girls who pretend they are 24/7 who are more like once a week and have 5 O'clock shadow.

Girls who think they are porn stars because they pose for amateur hacks at parties (or even did ONE pic layout as pro).

Girls who are sex workers who put down guys for being tricks.

Dinner whores.

[justatransgirl]

Women that pretend to be a friend you can confide in but who gossip with all the other girls they know in detail.

Men that pretend to be your friend and "screw" you over if you tell them anything at all about yourself.


Women who are more interested in their new boots than they are in you.

That's because our boots will last longer than a relationship with most tranny chasers.



Women who flake out on plans at the last minute for no reason (photo shoot, session, whatever).

Yeah - let's talk about the low life LOSER we were supposed to date tonight with his GF and 2 minutes before we left our house to meet them he called and wanted to argue over money.

The first two comments are in jest - but the last one I really mean. For everytime you guys get stood up we girls,(at least the pros) get no showed about 10 times - and then you guys wonder why so many trans girls are flakes and don't give a poop about you gents.

Sorry, I'll rant on this further on a separate thread.

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[MrsKellyPierce]

pfft

[justatransgirl]

Danny - your list of complaints is just too long to respond too. May I suggest therapy.... :-)

Oh, and I won't charge you anything to say hi, but if you want my autograph... :-)

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

PS - What's a dinner whore? Is that a girl you pay to have dinner with you (guilty) or one who you know will roll over after dinner?

[MrsKellyPierce]

Danny I made a thread for you :) my Transexual Guru

[slinky]

PS - What's a dinner whore? Is that a girl you pay to have dinner with you (guilty) or one who you know will roll over after dinner?

It's a girl who has no interest in a guy whatsoever who still asks him to take her to dinner so she can get a free meal (then ditches him practically before the check comes), and it's not the case where he knows this is the score.

[MrsKellyPierce]

PS - What's a dinner whore? Is that a girl you pay to have dinner with you (guilty) or one who you know will roll over after dinner?

It's a girl who has no interest in a guy whatsoever who still asks him to take her to dinner so she can get a free meal (then ditches him practically before the check comes), and it's not the case where he knows this is the score. woman do that too lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Girls with ass breath who are close talkers.




LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slinky]

woman do that too lol

Women do all of them. TS are women, aren't they? ;).

[MrsKellyPierce]

woman do that too lol

Women do all of them. TS are women, aren't they? ;). not according to you punk

[slinky]

Classy

[MrsKellyPierce]

Classy always

[whatsupwithat]

i wrote something, changed it. wrote something else. changed it again. then i realized i need to get some sleep, because i don't know what the hell i'm talking about.

:)

[TsJennifer]

:shock: no u didnt...lol

[El Nino]

DEADLY STDs' and BAD FUCKING BREATH....

[SexyMagdi]

Hmm I really cant say cause I havent even expirienced any of these things. But sound like a tons of BS to me. But guys also do a ton of bad stuff to girls.

[mbf]

its not a thing I hate, just midly disapprove of:

TS that say they wanna leave the (semi)public (like yahoo groups, or messege boards) yet after their announcment post away as if there is no tomorrow

TS that say they gonna have SRS and announce that on a yearly basis yet dont do it.

basically, inconsequence and trouble with logics, those are the things I cant be bothered with

[LBCDO]

JWB hit that shit on the head! Yo, I bust up laughing reading his post! Before someone gets offended, hes not saying ever TGirl, just that when those TGirl specific situations happen, its annoying.

"How much you got for me papi?" LOL

[justatransgirl]

Danny - your list of complaints is just too long to respond too. May I suggest therapy.... :-)

Why would he need therapy? If those have been his experiences with some TGs, then so be it.

Because you should know by now that anyone who disagrees with me obviously must need therapy. That's what my thearapist told me anyway. :-)

And speaking of things guys do that piss transsexual off - I wouldn't be on here tonight saying stupid things about people I don't even know. But the low life bastard we were supposed to have a 4 way couples date with tonight canceled on us 2 MINUTES before we left the house tonight. And we looking forward to having some fun with his GF... sigh...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[MacShreach]

Crossdressers who pretend to be transsexuals

You preach the truth brother. Even worse is cross-dressers, drag-queens and sundry other gay men who think that because they know you're cool with TS women they can be in your face all the time as if there was any danger of you touching them with a plastic sterilised barge-pole and then go off on you with a big huge flounce when they finally get the fucking message that YOU AIN'T INTERESTED. Like you were wasting their time being polite to them.

I mean I'm a nice guy and I'll pass the day with anybody that can string together a coherent sentence, but, sheesh....

Oh yeah, and they can put on as much cheap eau de cologne their ex-wife left them as they want, but get with it-- they still smell like guys. Christ I've met some I was afraid to light a match in case the whole place went up from the fumes.

And finally, a virtual one-- crossdressers, TVs and sundry others who come on boards like this and say how nice each other look and so, in a moment of fucking weakness, you look and bingo-- it's a fucking GUY in a teddy. STOP it the fuck wouldja, aversion therapy WORKS.

I try really hard not to be offensive to these people usually, but since we're bitchin, I'm bitchin.

[mbf]

another one come to mind:

as long as you are the boyfriend, you are beeing referred to as "thats my man"

from the moment you carry an "ex"as a prefix, you are instantly a "faggot" lol

[hwbs]

Girls with ass breath who are close talkers.




LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


amen brotha !!!!!!

[flabbybody]

too bad the girls that all this shit applies to won't be reading this.

[MacShreach]

too bad the girls that all this shit applies to won't be reading this.

You reckon? Didn't you read their thread? We're being watched here, you know.

[flabbybody]

Mac, the lovely ladies who post on HA don't represent the cross section of the t community that Danny and JW are talking about.

[whatsupwithat]

Mac, the lovely ladies who post on HA don't represent the cross section of the t community that Danny and JW are talking about.

that...is the truth.

[MacShreach]

Mac, the lovely ladies who post on HA don't represent the cross section of the t community that Danny and JW are talking about.

Absolutely fair point and I was being tongue-in-cheek. There are some really smashing girls here and I hope none of them think any of my earlier comments apply to them. I just figured this was like, the Public Bar, rather than the Lounge, you know.

[LBCDO]

Oh yea, girls who you give a ride home from the club, and then you find out all your change is missing out the ash tray

Girls who you give a ride, you hop out the car to get gas, and shes smoking cigarettes, smoking weed, or sniffing coke in your front seat.

Girls who blow up your phone and stalk you!

Girls who you dont fuck as soon as you meet them and then they say that "Oh, hes into guys, not TSs" or "Hes never been with a Transy"

Girls who you are kicking it at their house watching a movie or something and they say "Oh, thats one of my dates, can you hide in the shower, itll only take a minute"

Girls who look fem as fuck but act more manly than I do. What the fuck I want a girl that lays on the couch and scatches her balls, burps, and fuckin talks about how I need to do x and x to my car?

Girls who will send all 20 of her fine as tranny friends to hook up with you playing games, and when you fuck one of them you're suddenly a chaser. BITCH I ONLY MET YOU 2 DAYS AGO!

[TomSelis]

Oh yea, girls who you give a ride home from the club, and then you find out all your change is missing out the ash tray

Girls who you give a ride, you hop out the car to get gas, and shes smoking cigarettes, smoking weed, or sniffing coke in your front seat.

Girls who blow up your phone and stalk you!

Girls who you dont fuck as soon as you meet them and then they say that "Oh, hes into guys, not TSs" or "Hes never been with a Transy"

Girls who you are kicking it at their house watching a movie or something and they say "Oh, thats one of my dates, can you hide in the shower, itll only take a minute"

Girls who look fem as fuck but act more manly than I do. What the fuck I want a girl that lays on the couch and scatches her balls, burps, and fuckin talks about how I need to do x and x to my car?

Girls who will send all 20 of her fine as tranny friends to hook up with you playing games, and when you fuck one of them you're suddenly a chaser. BITCH I ONLY MET YOU 2 DAYS AGO!

My man!

[MacShreach]

Girls who you are kicking it at their house watching a movie or something and they say "Oh, thats one of my dates, can you hide in the shower, itll only take a minute"

Oh that was you was it? Hang on, I've never been in Atlanta....

[Mr_Choc69]

Great Thread.

I will add:


Girls who want to know EVERY detail about any other TS that you have been with

Girls who point out every other girl in your area and ask "have u been with her?"

[BeardedOne]

Dammit! I missed this. I may have to catch up tomorry nite. :?

[TomSelis]

Great Thread.

I will add:


Girls who want to know EVERY detail about any other TS that you have been with

Girls who point out every other girl in your area and ask "have u been with her?"

Let me just add a corollary to this:

Girls that casually point out guys they've been with. You're coming out of her apt. together and you see one of her neighbors minding his business, "Oh, he get's down."

The first time it's intriguing, the fifth time I'm thinking "You dirty...."

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Oh yea, girls who you give a ride home from the club, and then you find out all your change is missing out the ash tray

Girls who you give a ride, you hop out the car to get gas, and shes smoking cigarettes, smoking weed, or sniffing coke in your front seat.

Girls who blow up your phone and stalk you!

Girls who you dont fuck as soon as you meet them and then they say that "Oh, hes into guys, not TSs" or "Hes never been with a Transy"

Girls who you are kicking it at their house watching a movie or something and they say "Oh, thats one of my dates, can you hide in the shower, itll only take a minute"

Girls who look fem as fuck but act more manly than I do. What the fuck I want a girl that lays on the couch and scatches her balls, burps, and fuckin talks about how I need to do x and x to my car?

Girls who will send all 20 of her fine as tranny friends to hook up with you playing games, and when you fuck one of them you're suddenly a chaser. BITCH I ONLY MET YOU 2 DAYS AGO!

I am buying you a drink, wait Tom owes me a drink, TOM IS BUYING YOU A DRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ecstatic]

Men that pretend to be your friend and "screw" you over if you tell them anything at all about yourself.
Yep, cuts both ways.


That's because our boots will last longer than a relationship with most tranny chasers.

:lol: :lol: :lol: True. Longer than most relationships, period.


Yeah - let's talk about the low life LOSER we were supposed to date tonight with his GF and 2 minutes before we left our house to meet them he called and wanted to argue over money.

The first two comments are in jest - but the last one I really mean. For everytime you guys get stood up we girls,(at least the pros) get no showed about 10 times - and then you guys wonder why so many trans girls are flakes and don't give a poop about you gents.
Yep, see #1 above. And sorry about your cancelled date. That sucks.

[Danielle Foxxx]

Guys who copy my thread :twisted:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Guys who copy my thread :twisted:

get out my thread punk

[Danielle Foxxx]

Noooooooo ! :roll: Wanna try and make me? he he he

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Noooooooo ! :roll: Wanna try and make me? he he he

muhfucka don't make me go get Vicki's 30 y/o boots and kick you with them

p.s. BigGuy I might need to borrow 3 of your socks to fit in Vicki's boots, as I'm only a size 10

[LBCDO]

Oh shit, and while Im at it...

I cant stand dudes online who act like they know me to try and fuck another TS.

I cant stand dudes online who take my post and act like they ARE me and try to get some ass.

I cant stand dudes period who have never met me, yet try and shit on my name. I had a Yum photographer a couple years ago do that shit when I was helping a girl do a personal site and my name was really poppin here in ATL. That dude was fuckin crazy.

[fitz207]

Girls who get really pushy to have you sit with them in a club and then act like you're some sort asshole when you tell them you don't want to go back to their hotel and pay them to fuck. Or, similarly, girls who you've never met before who walk up to you, the only words they have to say to you are "buy me a drink" and if you do or you don't, don't say another word but turn their backs and walk a way.


Girls who spend the entire night telling you they aren't hookers over and over again, invite you home, and then get all pissed off when you don't leave them a a"donation".

Girls who have met you and been introduced to you with mutual friends 12 times and still pretend they don't know you.

Girls who run ads on Craigslist asking for $100 who then call their tricks cheap asses when they only give them $100.

Girls who say "I make $3,000 a night"..... when it was ONE night in 1996 when she rolled a drunk Wallstreeter.

Girls who ask for a ride home and then get insulted that you don't want to pay them on top of doing them the favor of giving them a ride home.

Girls who ask you to buy them a drink and then get some $35 concoction which they would never order if they were paying for it.

Girls who try to fuck you and then call you a fag when you won't let them.

Girls who never say "thank you" for anything (or please for that matter).

Girls that think if you say "hello" to them that you owe them $20.

Girls who look like Gorillas who get up in your face when you politely say "no thank you" with shit like "What? I'm not good enough for you?"

Girls who have asked every guy within 50 feet of you if they wanted a lapdance in the last 15 seconds who get all offended when you say "no thank you" without letting them ask you if you want a lapdance "Did I ask you if you wanted a lapdance?" like that's not what they were going to do in 0.05 seconds.

Girls who don't even know you who think they are entitled to some of your drugs just for being there.

Girls who go out with a group of people and assume some guy is going to pay for their breakfast when they haven't said 2 words to that guy or asked if they were getting them breakfast.

Girls who talk about you in front of your face with their friends and pretend they aren't talking about you. Especially the one's who assume no one but them speaks Spanish.

Girls who act like you're being cheap because the gift you bought them doesn't cost $500, and you're not even dating.

Girls who go up to any girl you're talking to and talk shit about you because you turned them down.

Girls who wear outfits with their tits and asses hanging out and act all surprised when guys look at them.

Girls with ass breath who are close talkers.

Girls who name drop people who are your friends and act like they know them and say all sorts of stupid shit you know is pure BS.

Girls who pretend they are 24/7 who are more like once a week and have 5 O'clock shadow.

Girls who think they are porn stars because they pose for amateur hacks at parties (or even did ONE pic layout as pro).

Girls who are sex workers who put down guys for being tricks.

Dinner whores.
I hate to say it. But everything you said is 100% true. I recently had a bad experience with one of these girls. They can be so cold and hateful. I just hope they aren't all like this. :(

[Tara Emory]

So, where's the "Things transsexuals can't stand about other transsexuals" thread?

That ought to spawn a few good old fashioned (and entertaining) catfights...

-Tara

[MacShreach]

So, where's the "Things transsexuals can't stand about other transsexuals" thread?

That ought to spawn a few good old fashioned (and entertaining) catfights...

-Tara

Tara, given the "salvage" events of the last few days, are you really sure you want to go there?

[Tara Emory]

Ah, well, I've been away from HA for a while (not counting the occasional vanity picture thread update..), so I don't know what's been going on.

-Tara





So, where's the "Things transsexuals can't stand about other transsexuals" thread?

That ought to spawn a few good old fashioned (and entertaining) catfights...

-Tara

Tara, given the "salvage" events of the last few days, are you really sure you want to go there?

[Willie Escalade]

What the fuck I want a girl that...talks about how I need to do x and x to my car?
Actually...chicks into cars is a bit of a turn-on for me. :wink:

[tonkatoy]

Maybe this is nit-picking, but it seems like a lot of ts women call their boyfriends their husband, even though not married. It seems like 'husband' in many cases is interchangeable with 'pet', so I never liked it when i was called that. But I'm probably just a thin skinned prick.

[goliath_91710]

1. That they say hello shaking your dick rather than your hand


I'd file this under "Things I love about transsexuals."

[Hazel Tucker]

12. Women who jump on top of a dick they KNOW is larger than what they are used to, ride him for a few strokes, then jump off and that 'enema technique' they supposedly mastered backfires and they drop that enema fluid they thought you wouldn't release but you did all over your 6 pack.
JWBL™



EWWE!

[thx1138]

@johnny: hope you're prepared for an avalanche of verbal abuse and vilification.

[TJ347]

Girls who look fem as fuck but act more manly than I do. What the fuck I want a girl that lays on the couch and scatches her balls, burps, and fuckin talks about how I need to do x and x to my car?


Ding! Ding! Ding! That's a winner! But you know what? Those type of chicks can never be convinced that their actions are masculine, because of all the money and time they spent to look fem. Well, surprise! It takes more than having the look down pat. :smh

[62des]

I don't like tops. If you look female, then bend your ass over and take this dick. I don't want any.