Things TS Girls can't stand about men / clients

[Danielle Foxxx]

1- smokes
2- guy who smells, especially genitalia
3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
4- Repetitive calling when one does not answer the phone ( 5 times or more in 1 hr )
5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

Keep it coming ladies

[jefferson1776]

whats a popper? do u mean a pooper? LOL

[Danielle Foxxx]

Amyl nitrate and related volatile solvents, usually supplied in a small brown glass bottle. Name derives from the fact that the liquid used to come in glass ampoules for medicinal use as a cyanide antidote that 'popped' when broken open. Nowadays often supplied as 'room odorisers' or 'aromas' in order to get around medicines legislation, and used almost exclusively as a recreational drug and sex aid by gay men. Not actually illegal to possess in most countries. Works by relaxing smooth muscle thereby dilating blood vessels, causing a rush of blood to the head and drop in blood pressure, resulting in an intense but short-lived high. Also relaxes the muscle of the anal sphincter, thus facilitating the entry of foreign objects, especially large penises.

[WendyWilliams]

1.Keep trying to kiss you even though you have politely turned your head away multiple times.

2. Talking trash about other tgirls that you know, trying to get on your better side.

3. When calling asking stupid questions like "are you clean" "is the area safe" "is that your picture". I mean come on if a girl has something like she is going to admit it

4. Asking to bareback, HELL NO!

5. Saying "the last girl I seen didnt make me pay".

6. OHhh when guys say "I want you to do what you did in video XXX,,Come on guys I got paid triple what you are paying me to do that, Ill give you a good session but be realistic LOL

[Vicki Richter]

I thought everyone loved smelly genitals.

For Girls:

I hate it when they say they are 5'10 and are clearly over 6'1".

I hate it when they say they are 9 fat inches and are really 4"

I hate it when they say they are some meager weight and obviously are pushing 2 bills.

Their picture is several years old

Deceptive Photoshopping of photos, not just lightly enhancing

For Guys or Girls:

The bait and switch: They claim to be top but are clearly bottom oriented

For Guys:

What is really annoying is if you give them exceptional 2 hour service without complaint and they only give you what they should pay a street hooker for 2 hours on a bad day.

Complaints on web review services about clock watching when you've gone 1.5 hours into a 1 hour date.

They bounce checks.

They won't cum on my face

Clumpy sperm

Cancellations after setting up an expensive pay date for weeks because some other cheaper hooker decided she wasn't worth more.

But seriously, in my brief escorting stint, I see why girls can get so jaded and dishonest. Guys will take whatever they can get away with. I guess the hardened hooker knows this and fights back with all her evil. Goooooo hookers!!! I'd rather just make money off the web and movies than deal with guys who hire escorts and their shenannigans. Stop scheduling and then wanking off before you see the girl you shits.

[MonsieurValentine]

clumpy sperm. wow. who knew?

[Vicki Richter]

ps -

Guys who lie and try to convince you they want you to top them for "their first time". Stop it. I get the fantasy, but you can't have your first time 50 times.

Girls that claim to like first timer bottoms. Nobody wants a first timer.

[hondarobot]

Yeah, that "clumpy sperm" line was pretty gross. I'm glad I read that after eating lunch. Yuck.

I tried poppers once in high school, not as a sexual aid but because I was a stoner. The effect was like getting hit on the head with a board. Having also been hit on the head with a board, I can speak with some authority on the subject.

:wink:

[MrsKellyPierce]

The "Brown Storm" haha I'm dying laughing off that comment

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[hondarobot]

I don't think that was exactly called for, Foxxx. I'm sure it was all in good fun, though, and it isn't any of my business anyways.

Anyone who's seen a VR video scene knows she's perfectly capable of being functional in that department when she wants to be.

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[hondarobot]

Heh. You should walk a mile in my shoes. She never believes me about anything.

But she's still a sweet heart, you know that. She shouldn't have called anyone a cheap hooker, you are correct. Now don't start a fight or anything, my favorite show is on tonight and I want to enjoy it.

:P

[tonkatoy]

I hate it when she calls me a cheap whore too.

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[hondarobot]

I've got sound processors at work that do that sort of stuff. Actually, I've got another one sitting next to me right now at home.



:)

[BrendaQG]

GUYS WHO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT THEN DO NOT SHOW UP WITHOUT AN EXPLAINATION!

I would at least mentally handel getting a honest call saying that you lost your will to do it. Be men about it.

[JANIRA]

Clients:

BAD BREATH

BAD HYGENE (IN EVERY WAY)!

REPEATIVE CALLING

ASKS FOR MORE PICTURES, EVEN AFTER HE SEEN THEM ALL

TRYS TO WORK YOU
WANTING UNSAFE PLEASURE , EVEN THOU YOU STRICKLY SAID "NO"!

ATTITUDE

RUDENESS

THINKS HE OWNS YOU JUST BECAUSE HE GIVES YOU A DONATION



MEN :
THINKS THAT JUST BEACAUSE YOUR A TRANSSEXUAL YOU ARE GOING TOU JUMP IN BED WITH HIM

THINKS THAT EVERYBODY WOULD KNOW YOUR A TRANSSEXUAL , JUST BECAUSE HE KNOWS

TELLS YOU HE HAS NEVER BEEN WITH A TRANSSEXUAL , YET HE HAS BEEN WITH ALL THE T-GIRLS OFF THE HUNG ANGELS FORUM..LOLL

BAD BREATH

BAD HYGENE( IN EVERY WAY)!

LIERS

TRYS SO HARD USING COME ONS TO "TRY" TO GET YOU IN BED

SAYS HE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK,, WHILE HES FUCKING YOU..LOL




ARROGANCE


ASKS IF YOUR GAY

...AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.... ASKS YOU IF HES GAY JUST BECAUSE HE IS WITH YOU. :roll:

[Night Rider]

i hate bad breath! if i was an escort i'd have a dish of extra strong mints on my bedside unit...

[JANIRA]

I ALWAYS HAVE A THINGY OF ALTOIDS BY MY NIGHTSTAND, INCASE I ENOUNTER ONE OF THOSE GENTLEMEN,, AS THE SAYING GOES,, { ALTOIDS CUURIOUSLY STRONG} AND IF THAT DOES NOT WORK, I HAVE A BOTTLE OF ALL PURPOSE BLEACH.

[KiraHarden]

1 spells come ( cum )
2 ask for college boy discounts
3 wankers that call just to hear my voice and hang up...
4 Wants me to shoot a load... Hello told you I had testes removed
5. hestitant and nervous kissers that are scared to touch a body

www.myspace.com/kiraharden
www.youtube.com/kiraharden
www.shemaleyum.com July 07 GOM

[Night Rider]

AND IF THAT DOES NOT WORK, I HAVE A BOTTLE OF ALL PURPOSE BLEACH.

:lol: im sure they wouldn't be that offended...just tell them free mouthwash with every shag

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

One thing I'm most particular about men is hygiene! LOL

I cannot and will not get over a bad breath and B.O. no matter how drop dead gorgeous a guy is!

Second is, when a guy "thinks" he is all that and too narcissistic. I could never get hard with a guy who is VAIN than me!

~Kisses.

HTG

[JANIRA]

AND IF THAT DOES NOT WORK, I HAVE A BOTTLE OF ALL PURPOSE BLEACH.

:lol: im sure they wouldn't be that offended...just tell them free mouthwash with every shag




OMG YOUR A GENUIS!!! IM GOING TO POST THAT ON MY AD,,,LOL.... :lol:

[KiraHarden]

guys who are so small that the condom is so bunched up it looks like he pushed up the sleeves of his shirt

[TsJennifer]

LOL... I love this thread!

My list:

#1. I hate it when guys think they can get me for free! Its a service i provide and I get paid for it!

Just cause ur paying an escort doesn't mean that your the type of guy that's too ugly get laid.

I think its funny when i get emails from guys that read: " here is my pic, Im really hot and I dont have to pay and would never pay. lets hook up"
That never works btw...lol

#2. Show up late.

#3. Bring the wrong donation.

#4. I think its sooo funny when guys lie and say its there first time. Almost every client that comes to see me tries that one....lol

#5. When I fuck a guy and his ass is dirty and I start to smell shit! Even worst when I have to pull out...lol ( If u think there's a chance u want the girl to fuck u, Douche cause I do!

#6. When the guy just layes there and doesnt nothing. Then expects me to be hard not even from touching me!

#7. The guy says he had the time of his life and it was the best ever that turns around and writes a not so good review about u.

Other than that I love my job! I have a great time and enjoy myself!

[Bic]

this is a good thread.
just a few questions and comments
1. what if it IS the guys first time. I have went to experience a TG
2. Im not afraid to touch a body, just hesitant on where and how to touch so I wouldnt make the girl uncomfortable and do something she might not like. same with the few GGs I have been with.
3. I know what I would ask for and to have done and thats it. no more or less. I would tell the truth. no point in lying.

thats it for now i guess lol


cool thread tho

[LBCDO]

I dont have too many escorting experiences, but my turnoffs from TSs are:

Girl tries to constantly put a finger in my ass

When you try to talk to a girl that escorts and she says she "models" yet you see her on every escort ad online and in every city paper

Girls trying my ass up with their "brothers" to see if I would fuck them

"Transy talk" [i.e. I was prada'd DOWN!, That bitch thinks shes really fish!, that outfit is OVUH hunny!"] - but sometimes I like it, so im inbetween. Ive been trying to figure out what a butch queen is for like 5 years

Treating a girl like really good, and then she tries to play you!

You think a girl is the truth, and when yall get down to business, that big ass is really a pair of shorts with ass implants.

You tell a girl you are on your way and call to tell her you gotta make a stop and shes on some "YOUR BULLSHITTING! type shit"

WHEN A GIRL DOESNT DOUCHE!

HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY ASSHOLES!!!!!! I dont care how much like a pussy you're trying to make it look like

Girls who want to have a date in the same bed that we share every night.

I think thats it for now...

[ottorocket]

i think i got all my bases covered... thanks ladies :P

[iloveshemales77]

All that shit is so gross! Must be hell being a hooker and having to deal with humanity. Or even worse, being in a ltr. I mean snoring, nose hair, farting in bed, smelly dicks and pussy. My ex used to fart in bed all the time, I so hated that, even more than her not lying in the damp patch after sex. My sister used to scratch her pussy while watching TV. I kept telling her to cut it out. "Don't scratch your twat in public you fat slag!" She still hates me to this day :-(

[Christopher Plowe]

3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
Keep it coming ladies

This also goes for the ladies. Climaxing as a girl is having an unexpected bowel movement is very smelly and no fun. Getting shit on your dick while fucking a girl is a real mood killer. Twice, I've been on the receiving end of the brown storm. :thumbsdown

I feel your pain buddy, I've been on the recieving end of the brown storm a few times... also had my face farted on.

Unfortunately that kinda stuff cums with the territory, so I try not to let it bug me.

[Vicki Richter]

She will tell you that comment was directed at me. And it's no one's business - you are right - but I hate it when someone who's supposed to be my friend calls me a Cheap Hooker and does not believe me when I tell her the truth. Even though the comment had no name it was directed at me.

I am not the one to shut up when people call me out and only see what they want to see.

I still cannot believe she sided with the trick instead of me... LOL

I love Vicki even when she belittles me and calls me a cheap hooker and tells me I need an education blah blah blah

What a dork

Back to the topic

1- I hate it when Vicki calls me a cheap whore

Danielle,

What makes you think I was talking about you with that comment? I would never call you a cheap whore. Do you undercharge? Yes. That directly relates to low self esteem. You are not a cheap hooker. You are an exceptional bargain.

I have no idea if Gary believes you give a better blow job. I do know that he called me back for 2nds and everything was all scheduled and agreed to $-wise and some low price girl (that I suggested) came in and screwed up the whole thing. I was better off using the cross dresser from Florida he wanted to fly in in the first place. Regardless, I don't know how you thought that comment was about you.

Sometimes men deserve a limp noodle. I never advertise myself as a top when I do special deeds. If a guy gets me going enough to go there, then that is a bonus for him that I never promised and I am sure I even was up front about this fact prior to the meeting. If I am getting paid in the #,###.## range and the guy brings viagra for me, I'll take it... otherwise I am not taking stimulants. Sorry ###.## guys. If you're a good patient cocksucker you'll likely get a reward. Sometimes I am even surprised when it works and when it doesn't.

[hondarobot]

Knock it off.

(For the record, I got VR hot enough to. . . well, get her out of the pool at least)

The end. I back-up Blondie if this turns ugly. No need for nonsense.

[Oli]

I tried poppers once in high school, not as a sexual aid but because I was a stoner. The effect was like getting hit on the head with a board. Having also been hit on the head with a board, I can speak with some authority on the subject.

:wink:

That is just too fucking funny!!! :P

[rick_932]

lmao @ the comments in this thread. classic thread in the making

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[Danielle Foxxx]

Bump

[hondarobot]

Good God. No one's trying to make anyone mad. You keep this up, and I won't watch Sinbad with you.

;p

Actually, I would anyways.

Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad, probably my favorite. Good night, Foxxx. You leave Blondie alone, you know she's a friend of yours, and that means something.

[whatislove]

Freaking funny...BTW, I'm pretty sure a butch queen is a masculine homosexual male.


I dont have too many escorting experiences, but my turnoffs from TSs are:

Girl tries to constantly put a finger in my ass

When you try to talk to a girl that escorts and she says she "models" yet you see her on every escort ad online and in every city paper

Girls trying my ass up with their "brothers" to see if I would fuck them

"Transy talk" [i.e. I was prada'd DOWN!, That bitch thinks shes really fish!, that outfit is OVUH hunny!"] - but sometimes I like it, so im inbetween. Ive been trying to figure out what a butch queen is for like 5 years

Treating a girl like really good, and then she tries to play you!

You think a girl is the truth, and when yall get down to business, that big ass is really a pair of shorts with ass implants.

You tell a girl you are on your way and call to tell her you gotta make a stop and shes on some "YOUR BULLSHITTING! type shit"

WHEN A GIRL DOESNT DOUCHE!

HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY ASSHOLES!!!!!! I dont care how much like a pussy you're trying to make it look like

Girls who want to have a date in the same bed that we share every night.

I think thats it for now...

[Danielle Foxxx]

1 - Guys who cannot follow directions and ask everything they cannot ask you over the phone, then get hung up on, just to call you names for looking out for your own safety.

2 - Guys or Girls who call and leave nasty messages, threats and profanity on my VM

3 - Guys who cannot keep their girlfriends from looking at their caller ID and so they end up calling me and I have to be a therapist. LOL

[Teabagger Vance]

They won't cum on my face.

You want cum on your face? I'll cum on your face and in your mouth. Hell, I'll cover your whole damn body in a coat of my cum. That's how Teabagger Vance rolls, baby.

Also, I've never bounced a check in my whole life.
:wink:

[JamesHunt]

Steady on people, this is not really Daniella posting, but someone by proxy, playing mind games 4 pure entertainment, LOL

[CORVETTEDUDE]

That's it!!!! I'm not even gonna try to date an escort, even if I had a mind to, which I don't. There's way too much bitchin', moanin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', hatin', pissin', fartin', and God knows what else goin' on. Jees, did I leave anything out?

:frustrated :cry :crazy :banghead :violin

[justatransgirl]

I thought everyone loved smelly genitals.

For Guys:

What is really annoying is if you give them exceptional 2 hour service without complaint and they only give you what they should pay a street hooker for 2 hours on a bad day.

Cancellations after setting up an expensive pay date for weeks because some other cheaper hooker decided she wasn't worth more.

But seriously, in my brief escorting stint, I see why girls can get so jaded and dishonest. Guys will take whatever they can get away with. I guess the hardened hooker knows this and fights back with all her evil. Goooooo hookers!!! I'd rather just make money off the web and movies than deal with guys who hire escorts and their shenannigans. Stop scheduling and then wanking off before you see the girl you shits.


THANK YOU VICKI !

What she said... in spades - especially regarding th elow life losers who cancel dates at the last minute.

Hugs,
TS Jamie :-)

[slinky]

I can't believe no one has said "Guys who tell you they just showered at home when you ask them to take a shower before getting started".

[SexyMagdi]

For the Ladies:
Girls with very nasty feet wearing sandals. (trust me on this)
Oversized women wearing tight and small clothes.
Not looking your best when the time calls for it.
Even if hes your boyfriends you brag about how good or bad the sex is.
Smoking and drinking. (I know common thing but I hate it)
To the Guys:
(repeating) Calling seven time a day. Or not getting the clue after 4 rings and I dont pick up.
Wearing very strong colone
Looking at other girls when Im your date.
Even if you know me well farting or burping loudly in front of me.
Pretending to be Mr. Bigstuff

[AllanahStarrNYC]

1. Men who write reviews and tell you as if to put u on your toes.
(By far the worst and most demanding customers- automatically denied by me) Reviews are meaningless- anyone can write anything to damage you and someone can have an excellent time with you and someone else not. It's called CHEMISTRY. People seem to think that escorts are robots and performance machines. I advise ALL ladies to write these sites that are damaging you and promoting prostitution end exposing countless false details to LE to take your reviews off. They have to if you ask. If you think LE is not on Eros or TER u are MISTAKEN.

2. Guys who try to send you their pics, or emails from your ads asking you on a date, a hook up, or want an ltr.
(You know they have copied and pasted that same email to ALL the girls)

3. Guys who call like it's a personals ad to take you out.

4. Bad hygene and dirty fingernails.

5. Guys who ask for a student, college, military discount- Soon they will be asking for senior discounts I am sure.

6. Guys who do NOT stop calling.

7. Guys who show up to see you looking a mess. Yes you look obvious walking through the Lobby of the five star hotel.

8. Guys who call EVERY ad with no intention on seeing anyone.

9. Guys who think you are going to re-enact one of your videos scene. I am very nice and sweet and accomidating- but unless you have 4K to spare....

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks, forgetting wallets, showing up and trying to negotitate. I'll try to negotitate next time I am Gucci and see what they say.

11. Guys who make appointments and never bother to call and cancel.

12. Guys who try to get you to do outcalls to their homes that are non listed- and insist you can trsut them. Sure I'll go crosstown and take your word for it :roll:

13. Guys who as for bareback, sex, sexual acts on the phone. Immediate denial.

14. Guys who think they are doing you a favor by coming to see you.

15. Guys who try to kiss you. No mono for me thanks.

16. Guys who have active STD's and still want to continue the session. Yes I have diagnosed genital warts several times and herpes twice. I always look and inspect. I told them to go see a doc and if I was wrong I would give them a refund. No refunds yet.

17. Guys who act nervous as if they are going in to get castrated. You act nervous and makes US nervous. We don't know who we are dealing with- you could be a lunatic or a cop.

18. Guys who show up and claim to be there and are not.

19. Guys with over grown LONG toenails.

20. Guys who think they came to see a cirque du soleil show and want you to do cirque du soleil shows.

21. Guys who freak out after they finish

22. Guys who show up and pull out a credti card- but never asked u before if you took credit cards.

23. A guy who gives you counterfeit bills. Yes got $500 worth of bad $100's once.

24. Guys who are impatient.

(I'll leave out the petty thieves, extornionist, and violent encounters for another thread)



The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

[beatmaker]

1- smokes
2- guy who smells, especially genitalia
3- If you are a bottom - learn to douche
4- Repetitive calling when one does not answer the phone ( 5 times or more in 1 hr )
5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

Keep it coming ladies

I find number# 2 valid, yet befuddling. Didn't you tell Joey Silvera in Rogue Adventures "Shemale XTC 2", that you are turned on, by giving a blowjob to a man when he comes from the gym before showering, I believe you referred to it as "cheesy balls". I guess even these little pre-interviews are suspect, as far as realness. Since, most of your potential clients probably buy a few of the movies you star in, before booking their first session, you might have shot yourself in the foot. Dudes, might start showing up with musty balls on purpose, thinking this will turn you on. Based on your comments in this thread, it clearly doesn't it!

[iloveshemales77]

The perfect client:

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

I say old girl, that's jolly sweet of you! Hope you make it back to blighty soon! :-)

[tonkatoy]

That's it!!!! I'm not even gonna try to date an escort, even if I had a mind to, which I don't. There's way too much bitchin', moanin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', hatin', pissin', fartin', and God knows what else goin' on. Jees, did I leave anything out?

:frustrated :cry :crazy :banghead :violin


You left out fuckin, but don't worry; if you date an escort so will she.

[chanel_girly]

3 - Guys who cannot keep their girlfriends from looking at their caller ID and so they end up calling me and I have to be a therapist. LOL

LOL OKAAAAAAAAAY AMEN!!

Or when they ask to take a shower after the session....Dont you have your OWN shower???

[Night Rider]

4. Bad hygene and dirty fingernails.

19. Guys with over grown LONG toenails.

LOL one of my friends had extremely overgrown toenails and he's not ashamed....u can hear them click on the wooden floor if he's no socks on!

and there's no excuse for dirty fingernails

[Wombat]

MEN :


SAYS HE DOES NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK,, WHILE HES FUCKING YOU..LOL




ARROGANCE


ASKS IF YOUR GAY

...AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST.... ASKS YOU IF HES GAY JUST BECAUSE HE IS WITH YOU. :roll:

LOL.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

1. Men who write reviews and tell you as if to put u on your toes.
(By far the worst and most demanding customers- automatically denied by me) Reviews are meaningless- anyone can write anything to damage you and someone can have an excellent time with you and someone else not. It's called CHEMISTRY. People seem to think that escorts are robots and performance machines. I advise ALL ladies to write these sites that are damaging you and promoting prostitution end exposing countless false details to LE to take your reviews off. They have to if you ask. If you think LE is not on Eros or TER u are MISTAKEN.

2. Guys who try to send you their pics, or emails from your ads asking you on a date, a hook up, or want an ltr.
(You know they have copied and pasted that same email to ALL the girls)

3. Guys who call like it's a personals ad to take you out.

4. Bad hygene and dirty fingernails.

5. Guys who ask for a student, college, military discount- Soon they will be asking for senior discounts I am sure.

6. Guys who do NOT stop calling.

7. Guys who show up to see you looking a mess. Yes you look obvious walking through the Lobby of the five star hotel.

8. Guys who call EVERY ad with no intention on seeing anyone.

9. Guys who think you are going to re-enact one of your videos scene. I am very nice and sweet and accomidating- but unless you have 4K to spare....

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks, forgetting wallets, showing up and trying to negotitate. I'll try to negotitate next time I am Gucci and see what they say.

11. Guys who make appointments and never bother to call and cancel.

12. Guys who try to get you to do outcalls to their homes that are non listed- and insist you can trsut them. Sure I'll go crosstown and take your word for it :roll:

13. Guys who as for bareback, sex, sexual acts on the phone. Immediate denial.

14. Guys who think they are doing you a favor by coming to see you.

15. Guys who try to kiss you. No mono for me thanks.

16. Guys who have active STD's and still want to continue the session. Yes I have diagnosed genital warts several times and herpes twice. I always look and inspect. I told them to go see a doc and if I was wrong I would give them a refund. No refunds yet.

17. Guys who act nervous as if they are going in to get castrated. You act nervous and makes US nervous. We don't know who we are dealing with- you could be a lunatic or a cop.

18. Guys who show up and claim to be there and are not.

19. Guys with over grown LONG toenails.

20. Guys who think they came to see a cirque du soleil show and want you to do cirque du soleil shows.

21. Guys who freak out after they finish

22. Guys who show up and pull out a credti card- but never asked u before if you took credit cards.

23. A guy who gives you counterfeit bills. Yes got $500 worth of bad $100's once.

24. Guys who are impatient.

(I'll leave out the petty thieves, extornionist, and violent encounters for another thread)



The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

Lmao :lol: TELL 'EM GIRL! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Night Rider]

18. The first timer lie

i've been guilty of that myself, just to try and make them have sympathy and give u a really good session :)

...but u girls probably hear it all the time and know it's bullshit

[MacShreach]

Met McScreech have you?

LOL.


Sorry Janira, and the other girls, I know this is your thread and ordinarily I'd stay out of it, but this turd has to be dealt with...

Wombrat, if you have something to say to me, be a man instead of the sneaking, snivelling little arsewipe faggot you are, and say it to my face.

I'll see you later, when you don't have ladies to hide behind, cuntbrain.

[Jim Steel]

How about girls who lie about dick size ? And cant get it up no refunds ?

[Wombat]

Sorry Janira, and the other girls, I know this is your thread and ordinarily I'd stay out of it, but this turd has to be dealt with...

Wombrat, if you have something to say to me, be a man instead of the sneaking, snivelling little arsewipe faggot you are, and say it to my face.

I'll see you later, when you don't have ladies to hide behind, cuntbrain.

:lol:

G.A.F.

[Quinn]

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks. . . .

:shock: :shock: :shock:

LOL... There's no way any of you ladies take checks, is there?

-Quinn

[hondarobot]

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks. . . .

:shock: :shock: :shock:

LOL... There's no way any of you ladies take checks, is there?

-Quinn

I can actually picture that scene, some wealthy client pulling out a ledger and a quill pen after a session with Allanah:

"Excuse me madame, whilst I tear out a cheque - signed, Bartholomew Richman."

I mean that in the nicest way, that just seemed like a funny scenario.

:)

[TsVanessa69]

1. Men who write reviews and tell you as if to put u on your toes.
(By far the worst and most demanding customers- automatically denied by me) Reviews are meaningless- anyone can write anything to damage you and someone can have an excellent time with you and someone else not. It's called CHEMISTRY. People seem to think that escorts are robots and performance machines. I advise ALL ladies to write these sites that are damaging you and promoting prostitution end exposing countless false details to LE to take your reviews off. They have to if you ask. If you think LE is not on Eros or TER u are MISTAKEN.

2. Guys who try to send you their pics, or emails from your ads asking you on a date, a hook up, or want an ltr.
(You know they have copied and pasted that same email to ALL the girls)

3. Guys who call like it's a personals ad to take you out.

4. Bad hygene and dirty fingernails.

5. Guys who ask for a student, college, military discount- Soon they will be asking for senior discounts I am sure.

6. Guys who do NOT stop calling.

7. Guys who show up to see you looking a mess. Yes you look obvious walking through the Lobby of the five star hotel.

8. Guys who call EVERY ad with no intention on seeing anyone.

9. Guys who think you are going to re-enact one of your videos scene. I am very nice and sweet and accomidating- but unless you have 4K to spare....

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks, forgetting wallets, showing up and trying to negotitate. I'll try to negotitate next time I am Gucci and see what they say.

11. Guys who make appointments and never bother to call and cancel.

12. Guys who try to get you to do outcalls to their homes that are non listed- and insist you can trsut them. Sure I'll go crosstown and take your word for it :roll:

13. Guys who as for bareback, sex, sexual acts on the phone. Immediate denial.

14. Guys who think they are doing you a favor by coming to see you.

15. Guys who try to kiss you. No mono for me thanks.

16. Guys who have active STD's and still want to continue the session. Yes I have diagnosed genital warts several times and herpes twice. I always look and inspect. I told them to go see a doc and if I was wrong I would give them a refund. No refunds yet.

17. Guys who act nervous as if they are going in to get castrated. You act nervous and makes US nervous. We don't know who we are dealing with- you could be a lunatic or a cop.

18. Guys who show up and claim to be there and are not.

19. Guys with over grown LONG toenails.

20. Guys who think they came to see a cirque du soleil show and want you to do cirque du soleil shows.

21. Guys who freak out after they finish

22. Guys who show up and pull out a credti card- but never asked u before if you took credit cards.

23. A guy who gives you counterfeit bills. Yes got $500 worth of bad $100's once.

24. Guys who are impatient.

(I'll leave out the petty thieves, extornionist, and violent encounters for another thread)



The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far. What Allanah said

[Bic]

well i dont get the first time lie. like i said i am still waiting for my first time and i will be nervous no need for me to lie. plus if i get lucky enough for a second time, i would tell the girl its my second and so on. i am sure you girls can tell if the client has done this before or not by their demeanor.

Girls i am all for the condom. its foolish for clients to want to go bear back.

also it would be my first time with anal anyway so i dont know what to expect

i would be a good client. i dont want to be topped or penetrated so i wont ask you.

its simple. i would want to kiss, hug, rub both genitalia together, blow and be blown, and regular sex. a few positions would be nice but i dont how if that is acceptable when the time comes. actually i would almost rather have the girl tell me what to do so i dont make her uncomfortable or anything. like what i can touch or cant touch and so on.

kindness and manners are no problem and flowers or something is not a big deal.

sorry for rambling

[ottorocket]

My pet peeve is cigarette breath...uhhhgg so nasty

[Danielle Foxxx]

OMG " The long Toe nail thing got me going "

1- I agree with what Mizz Nicole said - Asking to cross dress. I understand that alot of my fans do cross dress and my bestest friend in the world is one, but my add clearly states I do not see women LOL.

2- Agree with Allanah, guys who watch my videos and take for granted what I do for 2grand on screen will be covered by hrly fee. You want to be treated like a king, you must spend like a king. No discounts allowed. That will get you the dial tone right away, and then I save your number under my " LOSER " list, which has over 200 numbers on it so far.

4- GUYS WHO DON'T REALIZE THAT A MOVIE ISN'T REAL LIFE!!! " Well you do that in your videos..." Yeah homes, I bareback in my videos as well but I wouldn't even stick a dildo w/out a condom in your ass.

3-How about guys who go to the bathroom and hack after they sucked your cock like they have a hairball? LOLOLOLOL That is the nastiest thing to me and it makes me feel like I am dirty or something, I am like...Hello there is no hair down here... I didn't spend 3 grand on laser treatments so I can leave pubes in your throat. Then they ask to use my mouthwash ( which I keep in the closet so they don't chug out of it ).

4- Mouthwash, showers and bath size towels provided only to my boyfriends ( regulars ) LOL

5 - Guys who don't get a close shave and leave rug burns on my genitals and ass LOLOLOL

6- Guys who when you suck them as they lay on their back you have to politly place your hand between their balls and ass so the smell of shit from their unclean ass doen't make you throw up. I see alot of overweight men and I love the big boys, but if you can't reach your genis don't come to see me, you must be able to wipe your ass properly

7- Guys who get all serious, like they are making a business deal. I hate people who are inpersonal. It scares me to death.

8- Ok this is going to sound like I am discriminating but being someone who was born overseas I can freely speak on this topic. Guys who do not speak proper English or talk ghetto to me. " Yo ma' what's good ??? ". I don't care if you are P Diddy and roll in money. It is a trend that foreign clients and dark skin men stiff girls and are violent. I have several black clients BTW, one in NY who sees alot of the girls, not just me, and he is extremely well spoken and generous, a true gentleman.

[ottorocket]

OMG " The long Toe nail thing got me going "

How about guys who go to the bathroom and hack after they sucked your cock like they have a hairball? LOLOLOLOL That is the nastiest thing to me and it makes me feel like I am dirty or something, I am like...Hello there is no hair down here... I didn't spend 3 grand on laser treatments so I can leave pubes in your throat. Then they ask to use my mouthwash ( which I keep in the closet so they don't chug out of it ).

Mouthwash, showers and bath size towels provided only to my boyfriends ( regulars ) LOL

I thought pubes were for flossin' after?

[yodajazz]

Or when they ask to take a shower after the session....Dont you have your OWN shower???

That's an easy one for me to answer. They have a partner at home. Sex can leave some strong smells. Women have a good sense of smell. Plus nothing would be more suspicious than go straight to the shower after "hanging out with the boys", or other excuses used for absence.

I admit that I dont have that much experience, but I am smart enough to know what will get me busted.

P.S. I was going to ask about senior discounts, but Allanah beat me to it. lol! I'll bet some girls give military discounts, gym membership discounts and atheletic scholarships.

[ottorocket]

Hit a local Chevy's or Indian restaurant after your session... the smell of the restaurant plus the food coming out your pores will mask just about anything.

[AllanahStarrNYC]

10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks. . . .

:shock: :shock: :shock:

LOL... There's no way any of you ladies take checks, is there?

-Quinn

Only for regular VIPs-

[thx1138]

checks and credit cards leave an audit trail that lasts for years. Wonderful fodder for potential blackmailers. Even cash withdrawals (especially large ones) can come under scrutiny. The best way is to withdraw $ 50 or $ 60 a shot over the space of several weeks. This will alley all suspicion. As for the poster who stated women have incredible senses of smell: That is VERY true. Go for a pizza meal afterwards with plenty of onion and garlic toppings. :D

[BeardedOne]

I thought this would mostly be a gurl's thread, but I see the guys gettin' their dicks into it, so maybe it's safe. :lol:

From the man's/client's standpoint, I've yet (Knock pressboard) to be disappointed by any of the gurls that I've met either socially or intimately. But some things beg for replies:

On breath:

A guy that doesn't at least take a Binanca Blast before he knocks on the door is just a pig. Really. Even if you consider the gurl to be of 'lower class' is no reason for you treat her thusly. Just because all you're wanting is to get your knob polished doesn't mean you can't be a gentleman about it. For every date I've been on, be it dinner or ham-slammin', I've had the decency to brush my teeth before I left the house/hotel and I keep some cinnamon Altoids on hand to counter beer-breath should I stop at the bar on the way.

Of the gurls I've been with, they were either non-smokers or at least had the decency and common sense to cleanse the tonsils before our meeting. Only one smoked in my presence and that was outside, after our time together, and she was polite enough to ask first.


1 - Guys who cannot follow directions and ask everything they cannot ask you over the phone, then get hung up on, just to call you names for looking out for your own safety.

Gotta love the Mapquest. :) I'm sure that I sound like an asshole or an idiot on the phone, it's why I hate the damned things. But if the ad sez "Don't ask questions of a sexual nature on the phone", I certainly wouldn't do it (Aside from the fact that I don't anyway, saving the good stuff for a face-to-face Q & A).

Interesting quirk in evidentiary telephone recordings: Most cases allow a phone conversation so long as =one= of the parties is aware that the conversation is being recorded. You think that one party is you? Ha! Go back to school! That's why the gurls don't talk details on the phone. Not even counting for the fact that it is against basic principle to provide free phone sex. :P


2 - Guys or Girls who call and leave nasty messages, threats and profanity on my VM

Yah, really, unless you are related by blood or marriage, no nasty voice mails (Unless he/she/they are with JP Morgan/Chase, those lame-ass cocksucking motherfuckers deserve to get nasty voice mails).


3 - Guys who cannot keep their girlfriends from looking at their caller ID and so they end up calling me and I have to be a therapist.

Dudes, if you are playin', at least use an anonymous phone and wipe your browser history before your gf, wife, or =mother= ( :shock: ) finds out who you've been chattin' up or looking at. Me, I'm a loner/hermit who has no other worry than that "The Wife" (A close friend) may get hold of a gurl's # and call to say "Hi! Is he there? Could you ask him to stop sucking your T-clit long enough to tell me where he put my red corset?". :shock: :lol:


Also, I've never bounced a check in my whole life.

VR takes checks? :shock: Or did she say Czechs? :lol:


1. Guys who leave on their cell phones.

GURLS who leave on their cell phones. Gawd, I hate those fucking things. I had one for two years and used it three times and it failed two of those calls. The gurls I've been with have been cool about their cellular umbilicals. One turned hers off the moment she entered the room. One turned the ring down, but ignored it, just wanting to know how often it was twittering.

The only time I found a cell to be annoying was on my first vizzit with a rather well-known T who, quite naturally, got frequent calls. Not only did it ring, but she answered it almost every time. The only reason I didn't squawk about it was becasue we had some miscommunication on how many 'roses' she wanted and since it ended in a negotiation of sorts I acquiesced to the incessant twittering of her electric 'ball and chain'.

The next, and subsequent times that we met, I'd kiss her and say "Phone. Off. Now." and peace was kept. Mine was not an unreasonable request and she agreed that it was rude and inconsiderate to be chattering away on her phone while on 'my dime', as it were.


2. Guys who play dumb, and try to go over their time without paying. The time is clearly displayed, and I do pay attention.

Bargain hunters. Aren't we all? Buy one, get one? Get an extra gallon on Tuesdays? :wink: Though this is a given (Or should be), I've found myself to be the clock-watcher, mostly because I am a chatty bastard that worries about talking his way through the entire session without the pleasure of seeing a little skin. Of recent memory, I found myself mesmerised not by the incredible beauty of the gurl I was with (And she was "gorgeous" - Not just in my words but those of several others here), but by the little blinking lights on a nearby clock :? *SIGH* ADD sucks.


Try someone else if you need that much convincing. I'm not trying to sell you a car.

Hmm...When =was= the last time you had your oil checked? Can I be the dipstick? :lol:


5. Guys who try to sneak bareback in during doggie style.

*Sigh* It's such a shame that we have to worry about such shit. Having lost friends and lovers to "The Bug", it's made me paranoid. I have actually found that I become aroused by the sound of a condom wrapper being torn open nowadaze. Fun memory: I looked down upon a gurl in all her beauty surrounded by rose petals, yet the 'rose petals' were torn Trojan wrappers. Still, one hot memory for me. :D


6. Excuses about being short on the donation. About face, motherfucker. This is not Lets Make a Deal, and I don't give a shit about your ATM problems.

I agree on this, but give them a moment to own up, if they can. My first time with a T-gurl made me so nervous that I miscounted the 'donation' not once, but several times. I =had= it, I just miscounted it. I think my head was counting fifties while my hands were counting twenties or something. It was embarrassing as hell and, thank gawd, she was patient and understanding. Elsewise, I'd have been face down in the Monongahela or Allegheny the next morning.


...especially regarding th elow life losers who cancel dates at the last minute.

Er..."elow"? Heh. :wink:

I've yet to cancel a date. I'm a hermit, fer fuck's sake. I talk to cats and watch frogs hump in my backyard. If I don't date once in a while (Annualy, at the very least), I'll fucking explode! :shock: And since the world of 'dating' is so incredibly skewed and fucked to hell (Thank you, to all of my previous GG dates/lovers/INsignificant others), I don't make dates with a light heart and find the 'commercial' variety far less stressfull.

The planning that goes into a date for me is far more extensive than the girl/gurl/guy might imagine for the average client. Suit pressed (One gurl complained that I always dressed up and asked me to "frump up a bit" the next time I called), hair trimmed, teeth shiny, shoes polished, etc. So, the thought of my cancelling a date at the last minute is unlikely, unless I am calling her from the local ER.


Even if you know me well farting or burping loudly in front of me.

Farting = Bad. Burping = Manly. *Bwaaarrppp!* Sounds like a barge coming through! :lol:

Sorry. :D

Allanah sez:


I advise ALL ladies to write these sites that are damaging you and promoting prostitution end exposing countless false details to LE to take your reviews off.

I agree, wholeheartedly. It just takes one bad trick (And ten of his nobby friends) to drag you down and set you up. While a good review can be pure gold, one (Or ten) can destroy you. And you can't pick and choose, that is why TER et al have an all-or-nothing policy regarding the removal of reviews. It's why you don't see well-known names there, because to slag the one bad review thay have to drop the hundred good ones.

I have only written one review (Here on HA's Review Forum), to date, and it was at the request (And with the pre-read approval) of the gurl that I reviewed. I was honest, did not embelish, and tried not to ass-kiss too much (Though I would gladly do the latter in person :) ). Should that gurl ever want me to remove it, I would ping the mods and politely ask that it be deleted.


If you think LE is not on Eros or TER u are MISTAKEN.

Guess what our State Police got for $-mas last year. Shiny new 'puters! Watch your ass, 'cuz you know damn well that they are =lookin'= at it.


(You know they have copied and pasted that same email to ALL the girls)

Dear [Name of gurl],

I am your biggest [Fan] [Stalker] [Wanker] and I think we could [make beautiful music] [talk] [fuck like rabid bunnies] together all night. Please call me at and we can [chat] [bitch] [negotiate roses] until the cows come home.

All my best,
[Lame alias]


3. Guys who call like it's a personals ad to take you out.

Er...<Waving>...That would be me? :?


7. Guys who show up to see you looking a mess. Yes you look obvious walking through the Lobby of the five star hotel.

BTDT. I pointed her out to my friend, the restaurant manager, because she (The gurl in question) was the most lovely creature on the planet to me. Yah, she was just in from a sweaty jog throught the Galleria, but she still had 'the look'. :D


10. Guys who try to stiff you- bouncing large checks, forgetting wallets, showing up and trying to negotitate. I'll try to negotitate next time I am Gucci and see what they say.

You forgot your wallet...And =DROVE HERE=?!? And again with the checks. Jeez, I have sterling credit and my landscaper doesn't take my damn checks. You mean I could have been getting ass-pussy all this time?!? :shock:


15. Guys who try to kiss you. No mono for me thanks.

I always ask first. I've always assumed that professional escorts don't do the 'intimacy thing'. A couple have surprised me.


17. Guys who act nervous as if they are going in to get castrated. You act nervous and makes US nervous. We don't know who we are dealing with- you could be a lunatic or a cop.

Izzat all? I am a lunatic. Does that make you feel better? :lol:

Honestly, if you are nervous, say so. Explain why. To many, the T-gurl fantasy/desire is an extreme taboo. If the gurl knows why you are nervous, perhaps she can help to relax you...=Before= she relaxes you.


22. Guys who show up and pull out a credti card- but never asked u before if you took credit cards.

I am the plastic kid. I always ask first, but am prepared otherwise. Even if the gurl takes plastic, she will balk (As will most small biz merchants) because the credit card processors are legal rapists and will scam exhorbitnat fees out of them. If the gurl does take plastic, tip generously, in CASH.

Query: Why are you accepting payment =after= services provided? I would understand this as concerns regular clientlele, but from...Dare I say it?...Joe Lunchbox? :lol: Or are you kicking them to the curb before they even get in the door (As you should)?


23. A guy who gives you counterfeit bills. Yes got $500 worth of bad $100's once.

Ooh! Do you still have those? Can I see/have them? :shock: I became the darling of the security community a couple of years ago after I received a counterfeit money order from Benin, Africa (Fuck your entire population to hell, Benin!) which (I shit you not) was mailed to me care of the [b]United States Postal Inspection Service. :lol: Either the thieves were incredibly stoopid (As I suspect) or they had brass ballz the size of planets.

Know your money, ladies. Faux cash is sooo fucking easy to spot, if you know what to look for. UV lights that detect the paper are available for about five bux. Yet even the naked eye can tell, if you know your money.

Don't trust those cheap-ass pens. They are useless.


The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

Oh my! :shock:

I've done good without even knowing it.

Have we met? :?:


4. The guys who ask inappropriate details about your personal life.

I've done this, but will add the caveat that they can decline to answer if it is upsetting. I ask both out of personal interest and out of commercial interest (Depending on the level of the subject). I've yet to encounter anything too touchy that they weren't willing to share on a confidential basis.


8. The first timer lie.

I'm usually pretty specific on this one: It is my first time with =that particular gurl=. Being somehwat self-removed from the population as a whole, I tend to have some issues in meeting new people, especially if it involves new people whom I may fuck/be fucked by. I usually make it pretty clear that though it not my 'first time', it is my 'first time with her'.


9. The job/income/lifestyle lies.

My job sux, my income sux, my lifestyle is expensive. Can we fuck now? :lol:


i've been guilty of that myself, just to try and make them have sympathy and give u a really good session

If telling them you're a first timer is the only thing that gets you a good session, then you were screwed before you even got in the door. :x The gurls I know that say they are 'good with first timers' are patient, understanding, and intelligent enough to know when someone is playing a scam on them. They provide a top rate experience with whomever they are with and only sell the 'first timer' schpiel because they are capable of putting up with the kiddie bullshit that comes from true first-timers.

My first intimate experience with a T was a gurl that promoted herself as being 'good with first timers', but that was only because she wasn't adverse to kicking your balls to the top of your skull if she detected any shade from you during the session. She was sweet, but no-nonsense.


How about girls who lie about dick size ? And cant get it up no refunds ?

It's a given that they lie about dick size (Unless they are so film/viddie omnipresent that you know beforehand), so deal with it. As to getting it up, it's all relative. Can you get hard on command? Do it! Right now! Izzit up? Thought not. :roll: As the ads on Eros state, your 'donation' is for time and companionship only, all else is a bonus.

I've been rather fortunate that the gurls I've been with have 'stood' the test of time, as it were. One, though firm, stated clearly that she didn't 'do men' (Which confused me, considering the situation, but which I accepted), while another 'ebbed and flowed' to [her] great frustration (I was damn well pleased with her, however she may have considered her performance).

No refunds? Feh. I deal with JP Morgan/Chase on a daily basis, get fucked royaly, and have far less satifaction from the encounter than I do from any gurl that may or may not be able to rise to the occasion. Are you paying to get fucked? Go to the Combat Zone. Are you paying for a fine evening with a lady and mayhaps some bonus activities? That's something entirely different.


sorry for rambling

Bic, ramble. Hey, you're from Philly, it's allowed. :D

To the gurls: Bic, myself, and guys like us are out here. Someday, some of us (Like myslef) will seek you out, so please don't wall the lot of us out because of the few muhfuggas that play you.

To Bic:

Take your time, buddy. There are nice gurls out there (Some pros, some in or visiting Philly) who'll ring your chimes. Be clean, honest, generous, and patient and you'll certainly find them.


3-How about guys who go to the bathroom and hack after they sucked your cock like they have a hairball?

OK, that's fucking rude. :x I've yet to do that, but I hack =because= I've got a hairball (Cats, don'tchaknow). Haven't yet had a gurl in the AM (When I hack because of AM resperatory ailments...Nothing personal, ladies).


8- Ok this is going to sound like I am discriminating but being someone who was born overseas I can freely speak on this topic. Guys who do not speak proper English or talk ghetto to me. " Yo ma' what's good ??? ". I don't care if you are P Diddy and roll in money.

Jeetchet? Nojew?
I was late annnacanna I was in traffic!
Juzzeech get enough t'eat?

It's all relative.


Only for regular VIPs-

Ooh, I'm in love already. :wink:


checks and credit cards leave an audit trail that lasts for years. Wonderful fodder for potential blackmailers.

Remember, I'm the guy that doesn't want to be governor. So, any ladies that take plastic, hit me up. :lol:

[LBCDO]

Ive made money in a not so legal way and always had to deal with fake money. My advice is the easiest. Take your thumb, lick it, and then see if the ink smears. If you get good fake money, you'd probally never know. My boy came from Puerto Rico with a duffel bag full of fake $50 and $100s. Passed the pen and the paper was straight, just the watermarked face looked kinda funny.

Smearing is the best, and quickest way. I had a dude come from New York with over $150k in fake money, and from then on whenever I count big money I dip the stacks in a jar of water or use the money counter.

[dan_drade]

First of all, I take my hat off to all of you girls that are in this industry. It must be really hard at times to do your job when your date is as bad as some of the things I have read in these posts. And the bad thing is that they are probably all true.

I have heard guys complain about everything like "she can't get it up" and "I wanted to ask her for my money back" and "she is a total clock watcher". I have even read things like that in this post from some of the guys.

If the guys are as bad as you say, no wonder you all can't have a good time and make the guys happy. I know that I would sure hate to have sex with a dirty, stinky, bad breat smellin, unshaven, unduched, skidmarks in the panties, smelly foot, non bathing, nappy headed girl. I would not be able to get it up at all. In fact, I think the little guy would suddenly be inverted LOL. I am sure that all the guys here would have the same problem with a nasty ass girl.

With all that said, I am by no means an expert on dating working girls. But I have dated some working girls and they were all great. I guess the key to having a good time is to always be clean, don't ask stupid questions, be polite and don't be a pig!!!! I think if all the guys followed those few simple rules, they would find that being with a working girl can be a great experience.

One more thing for the guys. Always bring more money than you are expecting to pay. If the girl is good to you, give her the damn extra money. If your one hour turns into an hour and fourty five min. or two hours, she desrves a lot more than the original amount you agreed on. A girl will remember if you are a cheap bastard or not. If you pay her for the extra effort, you next visit will be even better than the first. Oh, and when I say "give her more money", I don't mean $25.00. If she takes you well into the next hour, expect to give her at least 50% more that the agreed price.

[MacShreach]

Or when they ask to take a shower after the session....Dont you have your OWN shower???

That's an easy one for me to answer.

I'm amazed it should even be asked. A girl is asking me to pay her an hourly rate my lawyer would be happy to get (or maybe more) and she doesn't provide a minimum of comfort? Well, okay, but I won't be back and it WILL go on every review site I can find for that city. It's a business overhead, all businesses have them, and in the case of "escorts" those include a shower and a clean bathrobe and towel, as far as I am concerned.

I actually prefer to shower both before and after, before as a courtesy to the girl mainly. And I don't expect this to be counted in the "hour."

'Nother thing-- if it's an outcall to my hotel room, I expect the girl to use the shower first. I had a chick with her gonads stinking of somebody's arse already thanks.

It's about time we brought some market power to this issue. The girls can bitch and squeal (well I quite like the last bit, truth be told) but let's remember who puts the food on their plates.

And in return for this basic human civility, I will be polite, courteous, gentlemanly, considerate, not lie to you, not try to welch you or pull some "discount" thing (LMFAO at the student discount.) If you do the job well (don't rush, offer me something to drink, make me feel special) I will certainly give you a tip above the asking, I will give you a review that glows and, providing we have enjoyed each other, you'll have a new regular... Can we say fairer?

I would also like to point out that if by some chance one of the girls I visit from time to time thinks she recognises me, ne t'inquiet pas, amour...I've already told you that you give me everything a gentleman expects from a lovely woman.

[Danielle Foxxx]

" I actually prefer to shower both before and after, before as a courtesy to the girl mainly. And I don't expect this to be counted in the "hour."

" It's about time we brought some market power to this issue. The girls can bitch and squeal (well I quite like the last bit, truth be told) but let's remember who puts the food on their plates. "

First part - you should shower because you like being clean LOLOL

Second part - This is the kind of attitude that makes me feel "cheap and dirty " about what I do. We all know you pay our bills and you will be paying for my new pussy. I see as more of you need us because you are paying for a discrete encounter. You want to take a Transsexual to meet your mom? I am more then willing to trade what I do for love anytime. But truth be told - we are Taboo and you are paying for a discrete encounter. Either that or go jack off to pictures on the net. If you called me and acted like that in person I would actually return your 300 and actually pay you another 300 to leave and never call me again.

Seems as if you have not met with the right women yet. I think you became a lil jaded by past experiences with bad service or clock watchers. As for my sessions, I treat all of my clients as if they were my boyfriends, and that is why my regulars are more then happy to comply with my requests, even when I say... " Dude your fucking breath reaks - Go brush your teeth and come back ! "

Sorry to say but that comment is heartless. You scratch my back and I scratch yours - I don't owe you anything. Or would you rather sleep with someone who was disgusted by you and acted like they weren't. Sorry but all of the concerns address here are accurate as I read them. I think the thread was more directed as a " fun facts " then anything. If a girl tells you that your ass is dirty just go and clean it - don't tell her that you are paying her bills and she should just deal with it ... Makes sense?

Back to us having fun please!

MORE FOR THE LIST

1- Guys who think they own me, or can disrespect me just because they pay me hrly

[Tara Emory]

Lets see.. it's been a while since I've done anything remotely close to "escorting", but I can still remember the glory days.. uh, well, a day here and a day there... This list also applies to guys trying to pick me up at clubs or bars.

Guys who've said they've "never done this before" or that it's "their first time" when it's obvious they're seasoned johns..

Guys who want me to wear such and such an outfit from some shoot I did whenever, and can't describe it well enough for me to figure it out- or they're thinking of a different outfit or something i don't own, so I end up wearing something that's wrong.

Guys who want to slap me during sex.. or pull my hair, when that's obviously not a good idea!!

Guys whose breath smells like ass.. really seriously like they were just eating doodies or something.. ew.. where has that thing been.. (Often is the cue that it's not their first time doing something like this.)

that's all I can think of for now.. Maybe I need to sleep with more random men (it's been a while!) to get some more for the list!

-Tara

[MacShreach]

Well, Danielle, I do like to be clean and pay careful attention to personal hygiene. However I prefer to be fresh when I get into bed with a woman, which is not alway easy if you've just crossed a city in the heat of summer. Showering is a matter of good manners.

I am very happy to say that the girls I visit always have a shower available and usually would join me in it, always offer me a drink and always spend time chatting afterwards. I would regard this as normal.

What I pay for is a professional service provided with professional standards. Whether or not it is "taboo" doesn't come into it; visiting a TG escort is no more taboo than visiting a GG one as far as I'm concerned, and I visit both.

When I visit a girl at her home I will be paying a lot more than I'd pay were I to pick up a street-girl for sex in my car, so I expect a higher standard of service.

I think if a girl is not providing a professional service, that should be made public so that others do not make the same mistake. In Europe there are plenty of girls providing a first-class service at a reasonable price, so I'm damn sure I wouldn't visit one that didn't, nor would I encourage anyone else to.

In many years of using "escorts" I have never abused a girl, never ripped her off, never cheated or short-changed her, never kept her waiting or late-cancelled an appointment, never tried to make her do something she didn't want me to and never shown her disrespect as a woman. I appreciate that there are men who do and I sympathise; this is unpleasant for the girls. However being offensive to men who do know how to treat a lady well seems a pretty perverse way of making things better.

I've never said a word against you in my entire puff, Danielle. I respect your desire to have real love and I hope you find it--but being a professional is being a professional. If it makes you feel dirty or disrespected then perhaps it is time you moved on.

I wish you the best of luck with your transition and I genuinely hope you'll be very happy.

I'll just pass over your other comments.

[crayons]

Or would you rather sleep with someone who was disgusted by you and acted like they weren't.

I thought this was the norm when it comes to whoring. Are you telling me there are some whores that actually enjoy their paying customers? :roll:

[suckseed]

Well, I used that first time line last year...and it was true. Whattaya gonna do? :lol:
Danielle, if you're reading this....I drove around Beverly Hills in my van with a piano in it for two hours a couple of years ago hoping you'd pick up! :lol:
I wanted you to be my first. You said you'd be in town...sniff...I'm sure you hear every outlandish thing in the book, but really, I'm sorry we got off on the wrong foot. Good luck with the new pussy...i saw a picture of one the other day, and I'm sure you know they're doing amazing things nowadays. You must be psyched!
In case you don't remember, this was our first conversation:
Ring....
You: (sleepy) Hello?
Me: Uh, hi, Danielle? (heart beating) :crazy (holy jesus, it's her!)
You: Yes?
Me: Uh..I'm coming to LA and I wanted to know if....
You: I'm not working! SLAM!
Me: :oops:
Cue trombone...
It was a magic moment I'm sure you'd agree. Jesus, I was in full new fanboy infatuated mode.

[suckseed]

Or would you rather sleep with someone who was disgusted by you and acted like they weren't.

I thought this was the norm when it comes to whoring. Are you telling me there are some whores that actually enjoy their paying customers? :roll:

I'm hardly Dirk Studmuffin. But both of the escorts, one tg, one gg, that I was with last year came. I knew the gg wasn't bullshitting because she was so matter of fact about it. As I've gotten older it takes me forever to cum. Specially with a rascal-wrapper.

[Danielle Foxxx]

MacShreach - I understand your points and just wanted you to know talking to girls like that is not a cool thing. I am sure you knew that but even if you consider the girl less of a person I still think she should be treated with the respect she treats you.
Thank you for being polite

Suckseed - Tough shit! LOL Just kidding. You know, it could have been a bad day for me and I have made some changes on my phone manner and now leave messages saying when I am working or not. But some dude called me the other day and left me a really rude message with profanity and all that, called me all kinds of names because my add is up in LA but I am not working here. LA is where I live and I don't want to invite anyone over unless I know them for a while, makes sence to me. But Eros charges me for a base add so I keep it up so I have website traffic and I also list on Top that I am traveling... Oh well.

I am really sorry that you got me on a bad day and sorry I hurt your feelings. You seem like a great guy and I wish I could have met you.
XOXO

[MacShreach]

MacShreach -even if you consider the girl less of a person I still think she should be treated with the respect she treats you.
Thank you for being polite


No one is ever less of a person, in my book. A girl who treats me unprofessionally is just not as good at her job as
she might be. That does not mean she's less of a person.

And while I have an interesting online persona, in real life.....well, my mother brought me up to treat women well. And I try to.

My issue on all of this, the reason I came into the thread, is that I personally believe that if professional standards were understood and maintained, there would be a lot less grief for both the girls and their clients. By professional I don't mean mechanical or lacking in feeling but knowing what is and what is not expected, and giving the respect due, by both sides.

Anyway. Thank you for being nice. X

[suckseed]

Thanks, Danielle. That means a lot, really.

[BeardedOne]

I actually prefer to shower both before and after, before as a courtesy to the girl mainly. And I don't expect this to be counted in the "hour."

This is a common courtesy for any date. Be clean on arrival. I've entertained a couple of times "outcall" and was on their turf (Hotels) other times. If you're really ratty (From summer traffic) and are polite about it, I'm sure smart gurls would let you have a rinse. But it's relative. One that I know had enough towels in her room to keep a soccer team dry (Being generous to the housekeeping staff can make miracles happen), while another was lucky to have her own set (Not her fault, the hotel itself had shoddy service). As for after, I have been able to get by on a quick wash sufficient to get me back home/to my hotel. Showering with the gurl would add another two hours. :)


'Nother thing-- if it's an outcall to my hotel room, I expect the girl to use the shower first.

Not unreasonable, but again relative to whom you are dealing with. The gurl that came to my hotel is so fussy about cleanliness that for her last visit I showered twice before she arrived and still worried that it might not be enough. She was squeaky clean the first time we met and I had no doubt that she'd be the same on our next meeting.

If a gurl wants her clients clean then it is only common sense that she provide the same courtesy to them. So far, I have not encountered one that did not practice what she preached.


And in return for this basic human civility, I will be polite, courteous, gentlemanly, considerate, not lie to you, not try to welch you or pull some "discount" thing (LMFAO at the student discount.) If you do the job well (don't rush, offer me something to drink, make me feel special) I will certainly give you a tip above the asking, I will give you a review that glows and, providing we have enjoyed each other, you'll have a new regular... Can we say fairer?

:claps

To those that have not yet/may in the future be in the company of an escort, take note. Just because you may be a 'job' to them, doesn't give you license to make that task unpleasant.


First part - you should shower because you like being clean LOLOL

I'll buy =that= for a dollar! :)

When I am in hotels (Which is at least once a month) I find myself enjoying clean water and high-pressure at least twice a day. Living in a house that runs off a well next to a barge canal can =REALLY= get you to appreciate being truly clean.


This is the kind of attitude that makes me feel "cheap and dirty " about what I do.

Your profession, by its historical nature, is 'cheap and dirty', because people suck and will tag anything they don't like/don't want/can't tax as such. That doesn't mean that =you= are, or that any of your clients should treat you that way.


You want to take a Transsexual to meet your mom?

Mom's passed two years at this point, but I am one of the few that would. She met all of my dyke girlfriends/lovers (And I am not using 'dyke' in a derogatory fashion here). :) Most people I know have met the people that have been important in my life. I took one of my male lovers to Thanksgiving dinner and my intersexed lover was with me at more social events than I care to count.

Yah, a lot of your clients are on the DL (Did I use that reference correctly? :) ), and that's an issue they have with their own selves. Yet, some of us are a little less shady, rare though we may be.


If you called me and acted like that in person I would actually return your 300 and actually pay you another 300 to leave and never call me again.

This could be useful. I just got a $6k plumbing bill. What's your number again? :wink:


" Dude your fucking breath reaks - Go brush your teeth and come back ! "

Rude as fuck, but straightforward and honest. It works.


Or would you rather sleep with someone who was disgusted by you and acted like they weren't.

I know you were talking to Mac, but don't you drag my last 3G 'lover' into this. :lol:


Guys who want me to wear such and such an outfit from some shoot I did whenever, and can't describe it well enough for me to figure it out- or they're thinking of a different outfit or something i don't own, so I end up wearing something that's wrong.

:lol: Reminds me of when TW worked for one of the big bookstore chains. A customer came up and asked if she could help them find a particular book. They couldn't remember the title, or the author, or even the subject, but they said "The cover is black". Damned moron complained to the manager that TW had an attitude problem and wouldn't help them find their book. :lol:


Let me tell you something about clock watching. It's all about the client's attitude. If you're generally ok, you will get a little extra. But don't act shocked that you are NOT getting a two-for-one deal on the time.

I've been with one gurl that had stacked appointments, so get-off-get-out was necessary for her. I understood that and acted accordingly, yet she was always polite and though she reminded me of the time, did not rush me. Another gurl had an open schedule and gave me a little slack, a very relaxed evening. If I had acted like a dick to any of these gurls they surely would have used any means necessary to get me to pop and would have kicked me to the curb before the jizz hit the floor.


I thought this was the norm when it comes to whoring. Are you telling me there are some whores that actually enjoy their paying customers?

Are you asking about Xaviera Hollander? Or Sydney Biddle Barrows? Or Sally Stanford (Once the Mayor of Sausolito, CA)? Sometimes it happens. Not all of their clients, but certainly some of them. I think Xaviera actually went and married one.

Oy. Tired. Post....more...later...

[sdman]

She will tell you that comment was directed at me. And it's no one's business - you are right - but I hate it when someone who's supposed to be my friend calls me a Cheap Hooker and does not believe me when I tell her the truth. Even though the comment had no name it was directed at me.

I am not the one to shut up when people call me out and only see what they want to see.

I still cannot believe she sided with the trick instead of me... LOL

I love Vicki even when she belittles me and calls me a cheap hooker and tells me I need an education blah blah blah

What a dork

Back to the topic

1- I hate it when Vicki calls me a cheap whore

Danielle,

What makes you think I was talking about you with that comment? I would never call you a cheap whore. Do you undercharge? Yes. That directly relates to low self esteem. You are not a cheap hooker. You are an exceptional bargain.

I have no idea if Gary believes you give a better blow job. I do know that he called me back for 2nds and everything was all scheduled and agreed to $-wise and some low price girl (that I suggested) came in and screwed up the whole thing. I was better off using the cross dresser from Florida he wanted to fly in in the first place. Regardless, I don't know how you thought that comment was about you.

Sometimes men deserve a limp noodle. I never advertise myself as a top when I do special deeds. If a guy gets me going enough to go there, then that is a bonus for him that I never promised and I am sure I even was up front about this fact prior to the meeting. If I am getting paid in the #,###.## range and the guy brings viagra for me, I'll take it... otherwise I am not taking stimulants. Sorry ###.## guys. If you're a good patient cocksucker you'll likely get a reward. Sometimes I am even surprised when it works and when it doesn't.

LMAO

[sdman]

1. Guys who leave on their cell phones. Please. Don't embarrass the both of us by lying through your teeth or arguing with your wife in front of me. The only thing good about this is, if I can see that the session will be like pulling teeth, it cuts into their time.

2. Guys who play dumb, and try to go over their time without paying. The time is clearly displayed, and I do pay attention.

3. Guys who try to turn making an appointment over the phone into having phone sex and/or pointless chatting.

4. Guys who need reassuring that what it says in the ad is true. Don't turn it into a job interview, motherfucker. Try someone else if you need that much convincing. I'm not trying to sell you a car.

5. Guys who try to sneak bareback in during doggie style.

6. Excuses about being short on the donation. About face, motherfucker. This is not Lets Make a Deal, and I don't give a shit about your ATM problems.

7. Guys who want explicit details on the phone. Go read my Rare Escort ad. What I will and won't do is all spelled out right there. And don't assume that what I may do with someone else, I will definitely do with you. If your breath stinks, no kissing. Also, what I may allow you to do in a future session and what I will allow the first session is not always the same. If I'm not comfortable, YOU fucked up somehow; not me.

8. Guys who want to haggle, get a bargain, barter things, or practically pay by the minute. If you try to pull this crap, you're on my shit list for good.

LMAO ABOUT NUMBER 5 ON YOUR LIST.

[TSJunctionCom]

i'd guess guys getting cum in their hair ;)

[GET_ON_MY_HYPE]

Heres what I dont understand how can any men who have the opportunity to be with be with a goddess such as Allanah Starr or Jessica Paris show up with no money, bad hygiene or any of the stuff you girls mentioned? It baffles me...

[blacktgirls]

5- Poppers ( sooooooo gay and nasty )

i thought poppers were pills that contained some type of speed.SHIT! who the fuck is crazy enough to inhale air fresheners. why not just loosen up you sphincter by sniffing some airplane glue or huffing on a gasoline soaked rag and if you want to have a more dizzying orgasim then just have you partner tighten a belt around yor neck until you start seeing black bubbles.

[melissacarter]

When guys ask the proverbial question "is that really you in the pictures?" I say tell you what, if I open the door and its not me walk away. If it is me you owe me a 50 tip for doubting my sincerity. Then they meet me and the first thing they say is "you look just like your pictures." they also mysteriously forget the little wager made on the phone.

Another dickhead move: they hand you the donation 100 shy and act like they didn't know the rate.

All in all I have found you can weed out the flakes pretty easy on the phone. A lot of the guys who claim to be courteous and sincere are the first to stand you up without the decency of a cancel call. Oh well that's the whore biz its all cool.

[needsum]

The perfect client:

Someone who is respectable on the phone, makes an appointment, shows up, follows protocol, is polite, resonable, practices good hygene, brushed his teeth, is dressed well, and brings you a token of appreciation.

It could be a box of chocolates, cheap flowers from the corner store, wine anything- girls love gifts. Prepares your fee in an envelope and is NICE.

I gaurantee that will improve the provider's mood 100 percent. Practice good manners.

I will say the best customer etiquette I have encountered is in England.
By far.

We have yet to meet, my dear, but when we do, I'll renew your faith in the american man. :)

[anonymoussonny]

After reading this post carefully, I feel confident enough to finally date someone (a real first time)...LOL
Thanks for your candor ladies ands gentlemen.

[kathyctv]

well BO and smelly genitals, total turnoff

one that says he'll pay and later says he has no money cheap ass SOB

OLD MEN who think they are in their prime, LOL haha

one that sweats profusely, (had that experience and GROSSS)