Dumbest thing you said.......................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Dumbest thing you said to talk yourself out of the pussy?!?

Had to make this thread up (although i might have made it up years back)
Figured it'd be a good thread to sticky at a later point so some guys reading have an idea of what NOT to say to a chick showing interest.

I'll go 1st

"nice hair"

[she had a weave which I didn't know because she had a baseball cap on top of it and thought I was being sarcastic] ;)

[blckhaze]

Dumbest thing you said to talk yourself out of the pussy?!?

Had to make this thread up (although i might have made it up years back)
Figured it'd be a good thread to sticky at a later point so some guys reading have an idea of what NOT to say to a chick showing interest.

I'll go 1st

"nice hair"

[she had a weave which I didn't know because she had a baseball cap on top of it and thought I was being sarcastic] ;)

LOL

Probably "Not now, the Cowboys are on!"

dint get any for a few days after that :P

[lust4ts]

Back when I was about 18 I went to this three day music event here in UK, it's kind of like a holiday park taken over by a rave for a weekend. Anyway I was in the main dance arena on the first night (Friday).

I was dancing near the front and there were these two blonde girls who stood out a mile, they had about 15 men around them and even a couple of the DJ's who were in the crowd were trying to pull them. One of them, she had huge breasts and looked amazing like a porn star or something, she was easily in her 20's, remember I was only just 18 and looked more like 16. Anyway while all these guys were around her she just kept looking over at me and pushing these other guys off her as they tried to grab her up and dance with her, this went on for a couple of hours and she kept moving nearer to me until she was dancing right in front of me. I was still just a kid, out my face on chemicals and really could not believe she wanted me. Anyway when the music finished at about 6 in the morning she came over to me and said “What’s your name, you’re a really good dancer, me and my friend both think you’re well cute” I managed to mumble my name and said “Are you coming here tomorrow” which was so fucking stupid because as I said it was a three day event and you just basically chill in your chalets for the day and rave at night so it was obvious everyone was going to be there tomorrow. She just looked at her friend, laughed and said "OK then, see you later" and as they walked off I could still hear them laughing. After that the whole weekend I got a bit paranoid from lack of sleep, oh and way too much ecstasy, coke and weed and could not really look at her without feeling like a dick :oops:

Although this happened it did have a good ending as a couple of years later when I was a bit older and slightly less wasted, she was there again and I got to taste that pussy, and it was good :)

[TJ347]

I once told a girl she looked like a young Lauren Hutton, which cost me any chance I had at getting some because she hated the fact the comment referenced the gap in her front teeth (which I found sexy, BTW).

So it goes...

[mbf]

me: "Baby, Migrane.....its an onslaught of migrane...I really cant right now...."

and I thought it was a great way to express my "feminine" side.....

[justatransgirl]

Dumbest thing I ever said that resulted in getting no pussy.

"Gosh, I wish had a vagina like you..."

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

[hwbs]

ummmm it was a mistake to come see u in san diego..i want to leave now...after only 5-6 hours there..was an 8 day trip !!!!! i was stuck because it was one of those tickets u can't change...i tried to get gia darling to bail me out...true story...

[whatsupwithat]

"I love you."

also the smartest thing.

[TJT]

Dumbest thing you said to talk yourself out of the pussy?!?

Had to make this thread up (although i might have made it up years back)
Figured it'd be a good thread to sticky at a later point so some guys reading have an idea of what NOT to say to a chick showing interest.

I'll go 1st

"nice hair"

[she had a weave which I didn't know because she had a baseball cap on top of it and thought I was being sarcastic] ;)

LOL! I did that with a girl wearing a hairnet with scarf over it back in the days of braids. I said "That's some interesting hair." She cuts her eyes and goes "It's a hair net."

The killer was I'd been talking to her for a couple of weeks and was close to sealing the deal. She never spoke to me after that.

[Chaotic]

To a GG several years ago: " You look like a tranny!". The last thing I remember after that was a hand upside my head. :oops:

[MrsKellyPierce]

To a GG several years ago: " You look like a tranny!". The last thing I remember after that was a hand upside my head. :oops: :lol:

[Quiet Reflections]

within 5 mins of each other i said to my ex that she look more like her father than her mother followed by how attractive i thought her sister was

[Chaotic]

Foot-in-mouth disease is a bitch, ain't it? :lol:

[TomSelis]

Dumbest thing you said to talk yourself out of the pussy?!?

Had to make this thread up (although i might have made it up years back)
Figured it'd be a good thread to sticky at a later point so some guys reading have an idea of what NOT to say to a chick showing interest.

I'll go 1st

"nice hair"

[she had a weave which I didn't know because she had a baseball cap on top of it and thought I was being sarcastic] ;)

Something like that happend to me too.

I wasn't hitting on ol' girl, but I did say "Nice hat" just to make conversation and it turned into a sermon about me not knowing anything about fashion, and the hat was the shit and she kept on going on about the damned hat, until I walked away from her, because she started on who made the hat, how much it cost.

Sometimes "Nice hat" really means "nice hat." :roll:

[mpcc2004]

within 5 mins of each other i said to my ex that she look more like her father than her mother followed by how attractive i thought her sister was

That's hilarious. I once called a girl her mother's name just as the festivities were starting. Needless to say that party was over, but her mom was actually hotter than she was.

[iloveall]

in one word........... hello

[LBCDO]

"I WANT to say I love you, but I dont want you getting the wrong impression"

and then it gets into a long long convo about how i just want to beat, but bitch be cool, i still respect you [jajajaja!]

[whatislove]

"I left my wallet in the car..."