JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
10-28-2007, 02:03 AM
I'm not calling out names so relax, but between the '5' of you that called my fucking cellphone telling me about your drunken exploits and the soon afterward involvement of penis in whatever location I am concerned about your state of mind and whether or not you can handle alcohol.........
So a few things
DO NOT: DRINK BLACK OR BLUE LABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take the guy with the penis extention home and call me the next day saying "OMFG I thought it was real"
ask me to come pick you up when you are a 6 hour flight away!!!!!!!!!!!
tell me your g/f did something and then say she didn't do it, but you're trying to hold the laughter in knowing damn well she did it
DO:
tell the limo driver or cab driver to wait for you no matter what any one else says
tell the bartender to cut you off when your left eyeball looks at 9o'clock while your right looks at 4
go to the bathroom and look at your makeup from time to time in between shots, yeah you're mascara was running in that fuckin cellphone pic you sent me
nuff said
JWBL™
So a few things
DO NOT: DRINK BLACK OR BLUE LABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take the guy with the penis extention home and call me the next day saying "OMFG I thought it was real"
ask me to come pick you up when you are a 6 hour flight away!!!!!!!!!!!
tell me your g/f did something and then say she didn't do it, but you're trying to hold the laughter in knowing damn well she did it
DO:
tell the limo driver or cab driver to wait for you no matter what any one else says
tell the bartender to cut you off when your left eyeball looks at 9o'clock while your right looks at 4
go to the bathroom and look at your makeup from time to time in between shots, yeah you're mascara was running in that fuckin cellphone pic you sent me
nuff said
JWBL™