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Dino Velvet
10-18-2007, 05:27 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Oct17/0,4670,ODDPottyPython,00.html

The only thing I have a worse fear of is sitting on the bowl and having piranhas in the water jumping up and trying to chomp on my cock and balls. If any of you have ever seen Piranha 2: The Spawning, you know they can fly like birds so they can get you anywhere.


NEW YORK — There was no Halloween bogeyman in the closet for one Brooklyn woman _ just a 7-foot-long python in her toilet. Nadege Brunacci was washing her hands in her bathroom before dawn Monday when she glanced back and saw the slithering serpent peeking out from her toilet, most of its body hidden in the pipes.

"I turned on the light and screamed," Brunacci, 38, told the New York Daily News. "It still makes my heart race."

Brunacci slammed down the lid, put a heavy box on top of the toilet and began calling for help, which came from her landlord and firefighters. Plumbers had to tear apart the downstairs neighbor's pipes to capture the snake, she said.

It's unclear how the snake made its way into the pipes.

Brunacci, a restaurateur, says she gave the snake to a friend who keeps it as a pet and named it after her.

Brunacci says she started using her daughter's training toilet after the scare in her third-floor apartment. And when she brushes her teeth, she said, "I'm looking over my shoulder."

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Night Rider
10-18-2007, 05:39 PM
she's lucky it didnt penetrate her

Dino Velvet
10-18-2007, 06:07 PM
After eating lots of broccoli, I've had occasions to check the damage and had turds that looked like angry snakes peeking their heads out of the water sunning themselves. It almost looked like they were breathing.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c160/DinoVelvet/ShitInTheToilet.jpg
"Somebody call Animal Control! There's a monster in here!"

Night Rider
10-18-2007, 06:45 PM
mine's more of an anaconda :wink: