top ten worst escorts

[ballbreaker]

who is the top ten worst escorts you ever dealt with? lets take a poll with photos.

[Jericho]

:shock:

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Jericho's post completes the "Top 10 List", and is all inclusive. This matter is closed!!! :shrug

[flabbybody]

it's the old YMMV.
If you're cheap and have bad breath, you won't have a good interaction with an escort (or with anyone else, for that matter).
If you're in decent shape and treat people with respect, you can have fun and maybe even make the girl like her job for the time she's with you.

A list of "bad" escorts on HA would be subjective and mean-spirited. I would recommend a review site just to eliminate the obvious wack jobs that visit the big cities from time to time.

[slinky]

I'm pretty sure the biggest, most universally accepted dissappointment is Ana of Miami.

[stillies77]

man that sucks...she is really hot.

[TrueBeauty TS]

I'm pretty sure the biggest, most universally accepted dissappointment is Ana of Miami.


Ana is my heroine!!!!


Everyone knows she's a ripoff, she doesn't care if people know she's a ripoff, and she STILL gets tons of guys to see her and pay her some major coin.

That's hot! God Bless her!


:)


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[Coroner]

I'm pretty sure the biggest, most universally accepted dissappointment is Ana of Miami.


Ana is my heroine!!!!


Everyone knows she's a ripoff, she doesn't care if people know she's a ripoff, and she STILL gets tons of guys to see her and pay her some major coin.

That's hot! God Bless her!


:)


.

Ok, you live in Vienna and have 666 posts. WTF? :lol:

[crayons]

hows the new season of battlestar gallactica? good or no?

[TrueBeauty TS]

Ok, you live in Vienna and have 666 posts. WTF? :lol:



Can't you tell when a girl is chasing you???

:lol:



.

[Coroner]

Ok, you live in Vienna and have 666 posts. WTF? :lol:



Can't you tell when a girl is chasing you???

:lol:



.

Hey, ""99.98% of people on HA are not worth the time." :lol:

[TrueBeauty TS]

Ok, you live in Vienna and have 666 posts. WTF? :lol:



Can't you tell when a girl is chasing you???

:lol:



.


Hey, ""99.98% of people on HA are not worth the time." :lol:



Ah...... You're right. Thanks for reminding me. Besides, you don't give a damn anyway.

:lol:


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[Minutemouse9]

Here the worst

[echimandu]

it's the old YMMV.
If you're cheap and have bad breath, you won't have a good interaction with an escort (or with anyone else, for that matter).
If you're in decent shape and treat people with respect, you can have fun and maybe even make the girl like her job for the time she's with you.

A list of "bad" escorts on HA would be subjective and mean-spirited. I would recommend a review site just to eliminate the obvious wack jobs that visit the big cities from time to time.FYI, quite a few escorts have bad breath themselves.

[Coroner]

Ok, you live in Vienna and have 666 posts. WTF? :lol:



Can't you tell when a girl is chasing you???

:lol:



.


Hey, ""99.98% of people on HA are not worth the time." :lol:



Ah...... You're right. Thanks for reminding me. Besides, you don't give a damn anyway.

:lol:


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Mostly. :D

But I wonder what´s so special about Vienna? :lol:

[Silcc69]

It's shame noboy will ever reply with a real response.

[Night Rider]

there are review sites for that sort of stuff

[Kriss]

Ana is my heroine!!!!
Everyone knows she's a ripoff, she doesn't care if people know she's a ripoff, and she STILL gets tons of guys to see her and pay her some major coin.

That's hot! God Bless her!

How did she get that repulsive scar on one tit? It looks like some kind of burn

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

It's shame noboy will ever reply with a real response.

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/a/S/boondocksRiley500.jpg

I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of you might wanna get some popcorn, I'm only doing NYC but you KNOW HOW I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before I begin I just want to say I haven't dealt with ANY of these heathens, but I know guys who have and have "without me asking, in some cases me begging them to stop talking" given me details....... but I have seen them in person

with that in mind

#1. http://images.craigslist.org/01030401041101160220071017b418e5b10868eface7003a96 .jpg

too many of you partygoers have told me of your experiences with this chick, how she rushes you in, smells like week old Doritos Cool Ranch chips, then rushes you out for another client

#2.
IF I HEAR ONE MORE STORY about you muhfuckas who go all the way to RONKONKOMA, LONG ISLAND for this former all county linebacker to get turned away when you call from that payphone off of exit 63 of the LIE I will scream...............this chick is notorious for screwing some of you fuckers into wasting gas

#3. http://images.craigslist.org/010207010402011604200710172ded0f3a803fa2e7f70067d2 .jpg

NO, NO, & NO
One of you bastards went out to the RR Inn in Nassau County, another one of you went to the Inn in Astoria, you both had the same story, she jacked you off in 10 minutes then shuffled you out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! Learn damnit learn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4.

This one has been screwing clients over since Clinton started getting blowjobs from interns. Same deal as many of the others, hustle, jerk, shuffle, bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5. http://images.craigslist.org/010104010212010300200710163e39a59b165a8ee11800a9d1 .jpg

You like snow? Because the only time this one is pleasant is when she's skiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#6. http://images.craigslist.org/0101110102090116082007101671208209e79bd7a7c7008bff .jpg

10 inches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
http://images.craigslist.org/01011001020301030020071015d43378074b6f608cbb003819 .jpg
where? And how many potential clients do you tell to bring weed with them as part of the payment?!?

#7. http://images.craigslist.org/0101080102020103122007101554098d3e4b065c8c110099f5 .jpg

9 inches fully functional?!?
Do all of your clients need to ring the doorbell, listen to your roommates scatter for the closets or kitchen areas, while you hit the Lysol can to make the strong scent of weed go away?!?

#8. http://images.craigslist.org/0101050103100104062007101476d6cf2fae49094d22008d38 .jpg

Chick on the left. How many FUCKING times do I have to hear about this chick begging guys to bone her, then days later some of those same guys see her............................... AS A BOY?!? And as a BOY hits on the potential client?!? In public, during the daytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#9.
Mama.............................
http://images.craigslist.org/01011001041101030220071012232767dde2007aa6ba000fd3 .jpg
you need to stop
http://images.craigslist.org/0102010103080104122007101288b4ea150a9f1e458f001f7f .jpg
these pics ain't you
http://images.craigslist.org/01010501031201040520071012c6e39a8ab3a16c48b800702e .jpg
this is you
http://images.craigslist.org/01010601020001030920071011e45d24a1cb238d125600544d .jpg
and you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF for fooling these elderly caucasian men on a monthly basis into thinking that those 1st few pics are really you, then having them show up and leave in disgust and be FORCED to take a later train home and explain to their wives why they were late............

and last but CERTAINLY not the least
http://images.craigslist.org/0101090104020103072007101402029041db7872af51006433 .jpg

that's right muhfuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't givafuck if she is elite HA status, porn star, whatever
this fuckin chick is a skier, a non busting canibus smoker, a last minute quickie motel and a CL ad chick that will do anything for a high!!!!!!!!!!


WHEW I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn that felt good

WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO HIT 4000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kriss]

WOW. Fucking brilliant. Now that's a reply. AND funny. Alas I have no bad TS escort stories. All encounters have been good, i got what i paid for

[Chuck]

JWBL, this has to be the most fun I have had on this board in a long time.

What you did is called "not having a cut card"..."keeping it real to the tenth power"

[Chuck]

Hey JWBL, why dont you provide us with an equally candid top 10 Best escort list. Since I am now single I might want to...you know...show some of the lovely ladies around who might be visiting my city. Let me know who to look out for.

[qeuqheeg222]

iv eheard the same shit bout #3 down here in flerda,same with nefertiti,they reply on CL...complaining about her cracked out ass...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

JWBL...You ARE the Man!!! ROTFLMAO :rock2

[ballbreaker]

how about the adds with 8" functional and they have a limp 2" pencil dick dont forget to expose them!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

how about the adds with 8" functional and they have a limp 2" pencil dick dont forget to expose them!

I thought I did, lol
if you want me to be more extensive just say so
lol

[sucka4chix]

I guess the ability to discern is truly a gift that everyone doesn't have. JWBLs
list was funny, but all those girls are EASILY clocked as bad experiences. Some simply look awful, others have done porn and come across in vids as
losers (and very idiotic), and some come across incredibly stupid on the phone. C'mon guys...use your common sense!!!

[sucka4chix]

I'm pretty sure the biggest, most universally accepted dissappointment is Ana of Miami.
Not universally accepted.

[Silcc69]

Finally somebody got it right.

[tsntx]

jwbl i <3 u

[MRTEN]

This post is an exellent tool to evaluate these TS jobs and decide weather you go out with her or not. Most of this Tgirls are just a robery lets keep posting their photos and experiences that will make them do oit better next time

[phxguy]

I've been tempted to see Nakita Coxxx despite her bad reviews.

[redtiger]

A list of "bad" escorts on HA would be subjective and mean-spirited. I would recommend a review site just to eliminate the obvious wack jobs that visit the big cities from time to time.

Agreed!! 8)

[crayons]

The sad part about this thread is that men still think with their dicks and continue to see this people regardless of the known fact that they are liars. Nefertiti still continues to be featured in movies because somehow, men still jerk off to her big cock. So really, none of this matters. They're as bitchy as they want to be and still get paid coz men are stupid.

[Night Rider]

men aren't stupid but we are sex addicts

[ballbreaker]

post those bad buisness women!

[Azanti]

Disappointed but not suprised about Neff.

[echimandu]

It's shame noboy will ever reply with a real response.

http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/a/S/boondocksRiley500.jpg

I will!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

some of you might wanna get some popcorn, I'm only doing NYC but you KNOW HOW I WRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

before I begin I just want to say I haven't dealt with ANY of these heathens, but I know guys who have and have "without me asking, in some cases me begging them to stop talking" given me details....... but I have seen them in person

with that in mind

#1. http://images.craigslist.org/01030401041101160220071017b418e5b10868eface7003a96 .jpg

too many of you partygoers have told me of your experiences with this chick, how she rushes you in, smells like week old Doritos Cool Ranch chips, then rushes you out for another client

#2.
IF I HEAR ONE MORE STORY about you muhfuckas who go all the way to RONKONKOMA, LONG ISLAND for this former all county linebacker to get turned away when you call from that payphone off of exit 63 of the LIE I will scream...............this chick is notorious for screwing some of you fuckers into wasting gas

#3. http://images.craigslist.org/010207010402011604200710172ded0f3a803fa2e7f70067d2 .jpg

NO, NO, & NO
One of you bastards went out to the RR Inn in Nassau County, another one of you went to the Inn in Astoria, you both had the same story, she jacked you off in 10 minutes then shuffled you out the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! Learn damnit learn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4.

This one has been screwing clients over since Clinton started getting blowjobs from interns. Same deal as many of the others, hustle, jerk, shuffle, bye bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#5. http://images.craigslist.org/010104010212010300200710163e39a59b165a8ee11800a9d1 .jpg

You like snow? Because the only time this one is pleasant is when she's skiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#6. http://images.craigslist.org/0101110102090116082007101671208209e79bd7a7c7008bff .jpg

10 inches?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
http://images.craigslist.org/01011001020301030020071015d43378074b6f608cbb003819 .jpg
where? And how many potential clients do you tell to bring weed with them as part of the payment?!?

#7. http://images.craigslist.org/0101080102020103122007101554098d3e4b065c8c110099f5 .jpg

9 inches fully functional?!?
Do all of your clients need to ring the doorbell, listen to your roommates scatter for the closets or kitchen areas, while you hit the Lysol can to make the strong scent of weed go away?!?

#8. http://images.craigslist.org/0101050103100104062007101476d6cf2fae49094d22008d38 .jpg

Chick on the left. How many FUCKING times do I have to hear about this chick begging guys to bone her, then days later some of those same guys see her............................... AS A BOY?!? And as a BOY hits on the potential client?!? In public, during the daytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#9.
Mama.............................
http://images.craigslist.org/01011001041101030220071012232767dde2007aa6ba000fd3 .jpg
you need to stop
http://images.craigslist.org/0102010103080104122007101288b4ea150a9f1e458f001f7f .jpg
these pics ain't you
http://images.craigslist.org/01010501031201040520071012c6e39a8ab3a16c48b800702e .jpg
this is you
http://images.craigslist.org/01010601020001030920071011e45d24a1cb238d125600544d .jpg
and you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF for fooling these elderly caucasian men on a monthly basis into thinking that those 1st few pics are really you, then having them show up and leave in disgust and be FORCED to take a later train home and explain to their wives why they were late............

and last but CERTAINLY not the least
http://images.craigslist.org/0101090104020103072007101402029041db7872af51006433 .jpg

that's right muhfuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't givafuck if she is elite HA status, porn star, whatever
this fuckin chick is a skier, a non busting canibus smoker, a last minute quickie motel and a CL ad chick that will do anything for a high!!!!!!!!!!


WHEW I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn that felt good

WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO HIT 4000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't give a shit how other girls feel about this, it needs to be said. These bitches need to be exposed. Trust me, some of the girls who frequent this board are biting their tongue from saying something. They hate the fact that someone is exposing the garbage among them. Watch, eventually one of them will try to defend one of these skanks.

[marcusorlando]

Crayons is correct. Neffertiti could be a horrible escort but you can't resist stroking off to her huge cock!

[hwbs]

:popcorn :popcorn :popcorn

[Azanti]

Yeah the fantasy rarely matches the reality

[pertymuch]

these are in no particular order, if you live in San Diego or LA this should help

Mariah Price...smells like pee

http://www.eros-la.com/sections/los_angeles_shemale_escorts.htm

Rachell...fully functional? right...

http://www.eros-sandiego.com/sections/san_diego_shemale_escorts.htm

Kaileena...boring

http://www.eros-sandiego.com/sections/san_diego_shemale_escorts.htm

Holly Sweet...doesn't listen, takes your money and then doesn't come through with what she says she will do

Sasha...limp, way smaller than her advertised 7"

http://www.eros-la.com/sections/los_angeles_visiting_shemale_escorts.htm

[Wombat]

FYI, quite a few escorts have bad breath themselves.



Yeah, cock-breath... :lol: