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chefmike
10-09-2007, 05:49 PM
Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish

Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap


OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html

chefmike
10-09-2007, 05:52 PM
Will they let you into heaven wearing a rubber suit? I thought that only catholic priests were allowed in under such circumstances...

chefmike
10-09-2007, 05:59 PM
Tsk, tsk...it appears that the good reverend also had a dildo up his ass, and it was wearing a condom...at least we know that the baptists practice safe sex...

tsntx
10-09-2007, 09:51 PM
Tsk, tsk...it appears that the good reverend also had a dildo up his ass, and it was wearing a condom...at least we know that the baptists practice safe sex...

was just about to post the dildo info too... thats the part the paper left out....

well at least he was safe .... oh wait n/m

chefmike
10-10-2007, 05:26 AM
Maybe if they would have sent him to jesus camp along with Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, et al. he would have been cleansed of his wicked homosexual desires...so praise jesus and pass the KY, brother!

El Nino
10-10-2007, 05:55 AM
If Jesus existed, he was black, had an afro and smoked weed!!!

Willie Escalade
10-10-2007, 08:06 AM
well at least he was safe .... oh wait n/m
Good one.

Maybe he was going diving....?