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Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 03:10 AM
This is one of oldest lies in the TG handbook. LOL The "First timer" lie is a broken record used by men who's trying to fish a "freebee"!Any gullible trannie would think she broke him in only to her dismay finds out he sucks like a pro and been with other trannies later on! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

ARMANIXXX
09-30-2007, 04:11 AM
I've never been within a 1000 FT of a Transsexual. (To my knowledge)Personally, I think TS are better at spotting other TS than most people. So I wouldn't be so shocked to find out that you have been.

Anyway, I wasn't really talking about freebies. I meant the idea that they don't want to be thought of as being experienced with cock. Even though they want cock, they were ashamed to say they love it. Like, if it did make them gay, it's only with you that they've ever been gay. So many times I'm asked to confirm that I'm versatile, but all they really wanted was to be topped anyway. And there's a certain amount of neediness there. Like you're supposed to be sooo sensitive to the fact that they're "just trying it". Uh huh. Sure.



*shrug*

Maybe they are role playing being a noobie.....not sure.

Does it bother you if they lie about that?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 04:13 AM
Armanix is right. Maybe for them it's a FETISH. They say it all the time to re-live their first time experience of discovering that the girl they took home had a penis. Ive met alot of guys who are like this and likes this type of role playing. Then as soon as your panties are off they devour you like a tasmanian devil! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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Trans Mission
09-30-2007, 04:24 AM
I've never been within a 1000 FT of a Transsexual. (To my knowledge)Personally, I think TS are better at spotting other TS than most people. So I wouldn't be so shocked to find out that you have been.

Anyway, I wasn't really talking about freebies. I meant the idea that they don't want to be thought of as being experienced with cock. Even though they want cock, they were ashamed to say they love it. Like, if it did make them gay, it's only with you that they've ever been gay. So many times I'm asked to confirm that I'm versatile, but all they really wanted was to be topped anyway. And there's a certain amount of neediness there. Like you're supposed to be sooo sensitive to the fact that they're "just trying it". Uh huh. Sure.

What do you honestly expect? Right or Wrong, you're a fringe element, sexually. I'm not applauding or supporting this behavior but you are dealing with people on the edge of their sexuality.

It is a big step for some guys to cross that thresh-hold and actually execute their fantasy, which is completely polar to their upbringing. I think you should feel enlightened as you see guys wrestling with their very being and trying to avoid personal abomination from said demons to make it with YOU intimately.

How this is not a burgeoning entrance to sexuality, I will never know!

I appreciate the fact that you want vets, but with public sex comes public service!

ARMANIXXX
09-30-2007, 04:42 AM
Armanix is right. Maybe for them it's a FETISH. They say it all the time to re-live their first time experience of discovering that the girl they took home had a penis. Ive met alot of guys who are like this and likes this type of role playing. Then as soon as your panties are off they devour you like a tasmanian devil! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

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Not that I would EVER lower myself to such trivial foolishness

lol

Dino Velvet
09-30-2007, 05:43 AM
I, too, have never been with a transsexual. I mean to but never get around to doing it. I have always been the King of Procrastination. "Why do something tomorrow when you can do it next week?" That has always been my motto when it comes to matters like these. Lazyness has kept me from getting laid more than anything else.

BBaggins06
09-30-2007, 05:57 AM
I've never been within a 1000 FT of a Transsexual. (To my knowledge)

TSs are like spiders. You're always within 10' of one. A spider, not a TS. The point being is that TSs are everywhere and you never notice the vast majority of them. Mahalo

Matt

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 06:09 AM
That's funny. LOL If TS'es are like spiders and are everywhere. In a big city such as LA I would assume Id get to see them day in and day out. One year has passed and all Ive seen were 3 TS'es. One last year and two yesterday in North Hollywood. Ironic huh? LOL

Maybe they're all NUCTURNAL creatures out here. Like bats. LOL It's quite different back in New York.

~Kisses.

HTG

Dino Velvet
09-30-2007, 06:27 AM
I, too, have never been with a transsexual. I mean to but never get around to doing it. I have always been the King of Procrastination. "Why do something tomorrow when you can do it next week?" That has always been my motto when it comes to matters like these. Lazyness has kept me from getting laid more than anything else.

Dino, my friend, please try it. My advice, do not go to an escort. Find a tg on CL, email, chat on the phone, then meet. Trust me, the first time with a tg is almost like losing your virginity again.

I'm kind of leery of Craig's List. I have my eye on a few on EROS that have good reviews and I'm sure I'll make up my mind sometime within the next five years.

I do have that sort of high school kid type anxiety. I want my first time with a transsexual to be fun and for the girl to be not only good looking but a nice person. Pretty corny, huh?

Shining Star
09-30-2007, 07:07 AM
"I've Never Done This Before"

Yeah right, he means he has never done this before with YOU! *LOL*

These guys claiming they are St8, meanwhile they are on your trade like a monkey on a cupcake. Or, worse flopping on their back like a fish out of water begging you to "stick it up my ass".

ARMANIXXX
09-30-2007, 07:14 AM
"I've Never Done This Before"

Yeah right, he means he has never done this before with YOU! *LOL*

These guys claiming they are St8, meanwhile they are on your trade like a monkey on a cupcake. Or, worse flopping on their back like a fish out of water begging you to "stick it up my ass".

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*Shrug*

There money...........There fantasy.

ARMANIXXX
09-30-2007, 07:15 AM
That's funny. LOL If TS'es are like spiders and are everywhere. In a big city such as LA I would assume Id get to see them day in and day out. One year has passed and all Ive seen were 3 TS'es. One last year and two yesterday in North Hollywood. Ironic huh? LOL

Maybe they're all NUCTURNAL creatures out here. Like bats. LOL It's quite different back in New York.

~Kisses.

HTG

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So,

do you not hang out or go to Peanuts/7969?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 07:17 AM
Nope. Never bean to peanuts actually. I heard it was closing? or closed down.

~Kisses.

HTG

mbf
09-30-2007, 07:17 AM
TSs are like spiders. You're always within 10' of one. A spider, not a TS. The point being is that TSs are everywhere and you never notice the vast majority of them. Mahalo

Matt

as a teenager I used to keep spiders as "pets". a loyal bunch, they just needed a fly or two any other day as food. as

as someone with vast experience with spiders and limited exp. with TS I d say this analogy is incorrect :lol:

although both speciemn might bite if handled badly

ARMANIXXX
09-30-2007, 07:29 AM
Nope. Never bean to peanuts actually. I heard it was closing? or closed down.

~Kisses.

HTG



Closing? I thought they were just moving. Sucks if they are cause I never had a chance to go......well, I guess I did, but I just didn't.


I'm sorta surprised you say you haven't been even once.
Do you not like going to TG orientated clubs and such?

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 07:35 AM
Nope. Never bean to peanuts actually. I heard it was closing? or closed down.

~Kisses.

HTG



Closing? I thought they were just moving. Sucks if they are cause I never had a chance to go......well, I guess I did, but I just didn't.


I'm sorta surprised you say you haven't been even once.
Do you not like going to TG orientated clubs and such?

I dont want to sound like a snob. Because i do want to see it..but I have moods for it. LOL

I would have gone had I not been too busy with work. By the time I get home, all I wanna do is catch some Zzzz's. Anyone who works in healthcare would know that or goes on say 2-3 24 hour shift/duty. :?

Thankfully, my past winter and summer's hasnt been a dry spell! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

mbf
09-30-2007, 07:39 AM
...on a sidenote: personally I am more of a last-timer these days than anything else......

Felicia Katt
09-30-2007, 07:56 AM
Nope. Never bean to peanuts actually. I heard it was closing? or closed down.

~Kisses.

HTG

sheesh, how many times do I have to quash that false rumor?? Peanuts is still open!! Its Fridays at its original location 7969 Santa Monica blvd, and Mondays at the Palms night club 8572 Santa Monica blvd.

FK

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 07:58 AM
Why thankyou Felicia. Maybe we'd run into eachother at peanuts sometime and have a drink! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

south ov da border
09-30-2007, 05:23 PM
I really am a noobie. They'd probably be able to tell by my timidness...

62des
09-30-2007, 05:57 PM
You guys make it seem like the guy should be shittin his drawers from being nervous. Guys can hide emotions you know. My first time having sex, I never gave the girl hints that I were a first timer, and she couldn't tell by my performance and was surprised when I told her. I think that's just a myth that a guy shouldn't know shit about doing everything right the first time. I remember giving my first girl an orgasm from oral sex and she absolutely refused to believe , that was my first time doing it. I just read enough on the subject to know what buttons to press and didn't dive in without knowledge. Also, wouldn't it make since that he knows how to suck it if he's had his fair share of blowjobs?

TJT
09-30-2007, 07:07 PM
I've never tried the "It's my first time" wheeze but I'm going to now. Looks like it works w/ about half of you.

TheOne1
09-30-2007, 07:13 PM
that line is similar to the "im not an escort" line i hear in the clubs.. riiiiiight

Hara_Juku Tgirl
09-30-2007, 07:25 PM
that line is similar to the "im not an escort" line i hear in the clubs.. riiiiiight

LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

BeardedOne
09-30-2007, 07:39 PM
1. He sucks cock like a champ right off the bat.
2. His asshole looks like the Holland Tunnel.
3. His story about what got him to finally try it.

1. Well, I've always been a champ at that, since I was a teen (I wasn't with my first T-gurl until about four years ago). :peanutbutter

2. I have never been to Holland. :wink:

3. My story always involves how I came to try it with the particular gurl the first time. :lol:


Then as soon as your panties are off they devour you like a tasmanian devil!

Izzit true that Tasmanian Devil tastes like chicken? :shock:


"I've Never Done This Before"

Yeah right, he means he has never done this before with YOU! *LOL*

As I said above... :D

hwbs
09-30-2007, 08:20 PM
no2 on the list is are u into couples..then the 3 some turns into 2 because the dude hasn't had a gf since the reagan administration , lmao

BeardedOne
09-30-2007, 08:28 PM
no2 on the list is are u into couples..then the 3 some turns into 2 because the dude hasn't had a gf since the reagan administration , lmao

Or the Johnson administration.

Andrew.

TJT
09-30-2007, 08:48 PM
That tat of J.R."Bob" Dobbs/George Appleton on your upper chest cracks me up Nicole.

If I ever call for an appointment,we'll have to do it doggy or turn the lights out. I don't think I could keep it up with Bob Dobbs staring out at me?

Checkin' it out while smoking the post-sex joint would be pretty cool though.

smoothwetkisses
10-01-2007, 05:25 AM
my ass probably looked like the holland tunnel the first time.Upon seeing a picture of my lovely first encounter, and her nicely endowed gift, a wee bit of nervousness occured with regard to the pain that might ensue.Prior practice with multiple sized plugs prior to our get together solved the issue and a very good time was had.

scroller
10-01-2007, 06:13 AM
Some men tell the most outrageous and unnecessary lies imaginable. But I think the most funny-yet-sad one is that they're a newbie to having physical intimacy with a transsexual. How many girls here have been with guys who claimed to be "experimenting", but you simply knew that just could not be the case. Do you hear that corny bullshit a lot, or what?

For me, these are some indicators.

1. He sucks cock like a champ right off the bat.
2. His asshole looks like the Holland Tunnel.
3. His story about what got him to finally try it.

And just their overall tone and body language.

My first-ever girlfriend didn't believe me when I told her I'd never had sex before, either, citing similar reasons.

(1) Watched lots of porn. (2) Played with sex toys. (3) Masturbated several thousand times. It's good practice.

wombat33
10-01-2007, 06:42 AM
Some men tell the most outrageous and unnecessary lies imaginable. But I think the most funny-yet-sad one is that they're a newbie to having physical intimacy with a transsexual. How many girls here have been with guys who claimed to be "experimenting", but you simply knew that just could not be the case. Do you hear that corny bullshit a lot, or what?

For me, these are some indicators.

1. He sucks cock like a champ right off the bat.
2. His asshole looks like the Holland Tunnel.
3. His story about what got him to finally try it.

And just their overall tone and body language.

I only said it once.........when it was true. Funny thing was the girl told me she thought I was lying. LOL!

TJT
10-01-2007, 07:31 PM
How about I yell "Hail Bob" when I come?

VictoriaJaye
10-01-2007, 07:42 PM
having a gay vocabulary is a pretty good tipoff too!

TJT
10-01-2007, 07:56 PM
Not the Pinks honey.

tubgirl
10-01-2007, 09:31 PM
"abu fabu"?

62des
10-03-2007, 01:59 AM
OK...I'm completely fuckin lost now..talk english.

pscottyf
10-03-2007, 02:38 AM
Does this mean I am gay? but I would assume, if a gay man said abu fabu, he was saying in slang terms.......... "absolutely fabulous" I also have been with many Ts girls, but I am still a TS virgin, lol, yeah........ right............lol

Ecstatic
10-03-2007, 06:18 AM
About 4 year ago I had my first encounter with a remarkable Thai woman who asked me if this was my first time. I said no, I have been with other TS before. Then I thought a moment and said, yes, it is my first time: my first time with an Asian (natal or trans).

But it certainly wasn't the last.

slinky
10-03-2007, 06:39 AM
You girls are worse than GG's with this not wanting to be with guys who have slept with 1/10 the number of guys you have.

francisfkudrow
10-03-2007, 07:08 AM
Well first off, "abu fabu" is definitely the phrase of the day.

Second, as Scroller briefly alluded to, a guys ass may well look like the Holland Tunnel if he's been overusing dildos (either on himself or by having a GG do him). There's more than one way for it to look like that.

justatransgirl
10-03-2007, 07:20 AM
Hey meeister, wanna buy my sister boy? She's a virgin 10 times. Number one bang bang.

Giggle,
TS Jamie ;-)

justatransgirl
10-03-2007, 07:22 AM
You girls are worse than GG's with this not wanting to be with guys who have slept with 1/10 the number of guys you have.

I'll sleep with guys who've been with other girls. But then I'll sleep with nearly anybody...

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

dan_drade
10-03-2007, 07:50 AM
Hye everyone, I am a first timer!!!!! I swear. Any girls wanna pop my cherry LOL.