JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
09-24-2007, 09:31 AM
I'll call it the Black Label
let the transgendered women have their monthly parties there, and any day of the week except for Friday (Friday would be genetic girl strippers private party night, hehe)
nice little loft upstairs and a basement with nothing but blacklights downstairs
Men would pay $1 for beer, maximum of $10 for a specialty drink (we go through enough, alcohol should be reasonable)
No mirrors in the establishment, vanity causes drugged out heathens to misbehave...................
and flat screens with nothing but sports playing
no news, no 80's-90's ballroom dvd's, just SPORTS
soccer on one panel, basketball on another, football in the panel behind the bar, and baseball full time when the Yankees are playing on EVERY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stripper poles would be installed in the far corners except near the door
and as an added bonus
one of those flashdance pull a rope plexiglas surrounded booths where chicks could have water splash down on them, cuz some of yall come out of that bathroom like you just ate chitlins and collard greens.............twice in one day
big ass neon sign at the door that says: if you're ugly and management catches you giving a dude a h/j in the corner you're out, but if you're cute you get a warning and a corona™
bathrooms would be stainless steel by the way, and the toilets would be just like they are in parts of Europe, you need to use it insert a quarter
the dj booth would be stacked with the best equipment hand picked by the dj's that would be using them, and NO ONE would be allowed to touch the equipment other than them
smoking section in the back of the building with truth dot com posters in casing while smokers puff away so they might get the hint
a coffee machine behind the bar, because some of you bastards get way too drunk
and staff would have paid parking in a nearby parking lot that would have 24 hour camera and staff supervision
oh yeah: an xray and metal detector would definitely be installed, fuck my valuable staff needing to sift through some of you troublesome bitches bags to throw out pepper spray, illegal substances, etc. when they could be doing more important things
JWBL™
let the transgendered women have their monthly parties there, and any day of the week except for Friday (Friday would be genetic girl strippers private party night, hehe)
nice little loft upstairs and a basement with nothing but blacklights downstairs
Men would pay $1 for beer, maximum of $10 for a specialty drink (we go through enough, alcohol should be reasonable)
No mirrors in the establishment, vanity causes drugged out heathens to misbehave...................
and flat screens with nothing but sports playing
no news, no 80's-90's ballroom dvd's, just SPORTS
soccer on one panel, basketball on another, football in the panel behind the bar, and baseball full time when the Yankees are playing on EVERY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stripper poles would be installed in the far corners except near the door
and as an added bonus
one of those flashdance pull a rope plexiglas surrounded booths where chicks could have water splash down on them, cuz some of yall come out of that bathroom like you just ate chitlins and collard greens.............twice in one day
big ass neon sign at the door that says: if you're ugly and management catches you giving a dude a h/j in the corner you're out, but if you're cute you get a warning and a corona™
bathrooms would be stainless steel by the way, and the toilets would be just like they are in parts of Europe, you need to use it insert a quarter
the dj booth would be stacked with the best equipment hand picked by the dj's that would be using them, and NO ONE would be allowed to touch the equipment other than them
smoking section in the back of the building with truth dot com posters in casing while smokers puff away so they might get the hint
a coffee machine behind the bar, because some of you bastards get way too drunk
and staff would have paid parking in a nearby parking lot that would have 24 hour camera and staff supervision
oh yeah: an xray and metal detector would definitely be installed, fuck my valuable staff needing to sift through some of you troublesome bitches bags to throw out pepper spray, illegal substances, etc. when they could be doing more important things
JWBL™