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JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
08-20-2007, 05:03 AM
A condom that will make your erection even larger than it already is and last even longer than it already does—ain't that right, guys?—is on its way. British firm Futura Medical's CSD500 rubber will be launched by British condom manufacturer Durex under an as-yet undisclosed name sometime next year. And it's all to do with what's in the teat.

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The condom contains a small amount of gel called Zanifil that dilates the arteries and increases blood flow to the penis, giving the wearer a firmness, increase in size and longevity that isn't needed at all, because you were just trying it out to see if made any difference, right? What I want to know is, what the hell are they going to call it? Suggestions below, please.

Mod note: so I guess those chicks posting on Eros & CL claiming 10 inches will now be closer to telling the truth...........................
dan_drade
08-20-2007, 05:19 AM
THE JOHNNY WAD
Jericho
08-20-2007, 05:29 AM
Durex Quake.
For when you're getting ready for the big one!
andyuk
08-20-2007, 05:32 AM
magic rubber.
Snoriega27
08-20-2007, 06:53 AM
Durexpander or Zanifillerup.
dan_drade
08-20-2007, 06:55 AM
Monster Maker
Master_A
08-20-2007, 04:15 PM
sounds like a rubber version of viagra, dont know about you old farts, but i dont need it.
flabbybody
08-20-2007, 04:21 PM
POWER PROTECTION
yodajazz
08-20-2007, 04:41 PM
The Empire State, in reference to the famous building.

How about The Hour Tower Of Power?

True Hit, since many lie about their size.

Extra Point, since many using will be sports fans.

King Dong?

Lastly, George Bush, as a tribute to our great president

I think you get the idea.
ezed
08-21-2007, 04:06 AM
Going with the Japanese stategy for blatently naming products - "VERY BIG AMERICAN PENIS"
whatsupwithat
08-21-2007, 05:30 AM
How about "Holy Shit!"
adameast
08-23-2007, 02:02 PM
What would happen if you put it on inside out? Could that be dangerous?
Jericho
08-23-2007, 04:08 PM
How about "Holy Shit!"

whatsupwithat, are you wrapped in plastic in that avatar?
kind of ironic considering the thread! :lol:
dskreet2
08-24-2007, 01:37 AM
Godzilla - King of the Monsters
BeardedOne
08-24-2007, 01:40 AM
Liar, liar, your pants really =ARE= on fire!" :shock:
Soup of the Day
08-24-2007, 04:34 AM
Well at least now millions of guys won't have to buy big cars or pecker pumps to compensate for a lack of God given talent. :mrgreen:
cockcraver
09-24-2007, 10:40 PM
is this true people...great idea if it works