A new idea to avoid chicks that solely asks you for $$$

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Gentlemen repeat after me.......................

I [insert name here] WILL NOT under any circumstances give money to any chick that calls you up OUT OF THE BLUE needing a financial favor. I [insert name again] KNOW that said individual is only asking me for money because she KNOWS I have it EVEN THOUGH I know she says she is going to pay it back, BUT WILL NEVER pay it back.

I [insert name here] will let my cellphone a. vibrate
b. ring excessively
c. go straight to voicemail IF this chick calls me between the hours of 5pm to 5am (none escorting official worldwide hours, LMAO)

Failure to comply with this will get me [insert name here] 8 months on a 2 person island with a transvestite who will be left without hormones, razor blades and shaving cream, and toothpaste; for the duration of my time of punishment..........................

[whatsupwithat]

heh.

:lol:

btw, you should combine this with the "Nice Guy" thread.

[TJ347]

This shit is just too funny! But the advice is definitely solid!

[tonkatoy]

where was this thread a month ago.......

[qeuqheeg222]

is the tv on the island prison from the midwest?and no photoshop or wind machine allowed on the devil's island..........

[justatransgirl]

Oh come on... you should know to NEVER loan a friend money - it's the best way to lose a friend, of any gender.

Either give it to them, or don't. At least with some of us, if you give it to us you will get something in return!

Giggle,
TS Jamie :-)

PS - It's 2 am - what's your phone number dear?

[62des]

I love this thread! Only a pushover guy would do that stuff. I don't help women financially unless I've been with them for a while and can see a future between us. But even then there's still a limit.

[TJT]

There's only one way to deal with those women. You call 'em up and say "Hey baby,can you loan me 50 to get some groceries?" You'll never hear from them again.