Man charged with speeding in a chicken suit

[Vicki Richter]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

[PrincessaGianna]

Girl are you ok? Or is there something I am missing here?

[hondarobot]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

That was the goofiest story ever. Now, for an entirely different story: I'm going out for some beers with a friend and his girlfriend later this evening. The interesting part is that his girlfriend has made it obvious she's looking to do a threeway with me. After my one guy-guy-girl threeway years ago, I've never been interested in repeating that scenario at all, but the option keeps presenting itself. Maybe I should wear a chicken suit to the bar. . .

News at 11.

P.S. Have you been doing something to your nipples? They keep looking more pink and perky every time I see them lately.

:)

[fhsjazztrumpet2]

That's an excellent camera angle, if I might say.

[youcancallmeclaire]

I don't mean to ruin your dream of a career in journalism Vicki, but that article sucked pretty hard.
:P

[AlySinclair]

You all don't know what a joke post is. She was just throwing the bois a bone with a new pic. Duh.

[BigJoe]

Keep the shameless self-promotion coming Vicki, some of us both get it and appreciate it. :D

and yes, that is a great angle!

BTW, for those confused by the subject, this next gif is posted for humorous purposes , say it with me, huuuuummmoooor. :P

[AlySinclair]

You're a good man, Joe. ^^

[hondarobot]

I'm imagining Aly Sinclair in a French maids outfit right now. . .

:)

[AlySinclair]

And, you're a heck of a guy also, Mr. Honda. I like you a bunch! ^^

[hondarobot]

And, you're a heck of a guy also, Mr. Honda. I like you a bunch! ^^

Right back at ya, Aly. I gotta go to a potential menage a trois now, following some beers at Applebees. I'm not making this stuff up. Applebees, for fucks sake. . .

Heh. Life is beautiful.

:D

[ILuvGurls]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

well, ain't that special.......

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=22350&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

[Legend]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

"it's fun to pretend"
Stewie Griffin

[mbf]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

"it's fun to pretend"
Stewie Griffin

can i call u "knee jerk" from now on Legend?

[Teabagger Vance]

You all don't know what a joke post is. She was just throwing the bois a bone with a new pic. Duh.

Ding, ding, ding. Someone gets it! :)

[Teabagger Vance]

can i call u "knee jerk" from now on Legend?

Just go with "jerkoff" instead and you're all set! :P

[Legend]

A man was charged with speeding in a crazy chicken suit. Then he drove home. The facts were, he drove around in that suit often.

"it's fun to pretend"
Stewie Griffin

can i call u "knee jerk" from now on Legend?


Sure but only if i can call you tattoo and you say De Plane! De Plane!.

[Teabagger Vance]

Sure but only if i can call you tattoo and you say De Plane! De Plane!.

Jerkoff, that's just his avatar. Somehow, I don't think Herve Villechaize is posting from the grave.

[hondarobot]

News Flash! The opportunity presented itself, and I passed (I will say it was a close call for awhile, though, heh).

The whole "There's another guy in close proximity to me, and he's naked" just doesn't sit well with me. I'd never feel comfortable with that, personally.

Still, fun night. No chicken suit was involved. That girl has some nice boobs, though, I'm just saying.

:)

[LG]

You all don't know what a joke post is. She was just throwing the bois a bone with a new pic. Duh.

Ding, ding, ding. Someone gets it! :)

Exactly why I didn't bother posting and bumping up this thread....

[thinks for a little].....

OMG!!!! I've just posted and bumped up this thread!!! :shock:

[thinks for a little bit more]...it was a nice photo of Vicki, though..... :shrug

[TJT]

Must be something in the air? I saw a guy walking down the street in a chicken suit yesterday.

[AlySinclair]

Yea, I know what you mean, but I have a low frustration tolerance.





You all don't know what a joke post is. She was just throwing the bois a bone with a new pic. Duh.

Ding, ding, ding. Someone gets it! :)

Exactly why I didn't bother posting and bumping up this thread....

[thinks for a little].....

OMG!!!! I've just posted and bumped up this thread!!! :shock:

[thinks for a little bit more]...it was a nice photo of Vicki, though..... :shrug

[hondarobot]

No need for a frustration level.

Up next, another ac/dc video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1iR2Wi3u5o&mode=related&search=

[Vicki Richter]

If you like chicken, bump this thread. Don't let the man get away impersonating one.

[Teabagger Vance]

If you like chicken, bump this thread. Don't let the man get away impersonating one.

I like my chickens fried or grilled. I don't like guys in chicken suits.

Brad Pitt used to wear a chicken suit when he worked for El Pollo Loco. I don't like Brad Pitt.

[arnie666]

:D You could put out a bloody fire with that Vicki :D


I reckon you wearing a firefighters outfit while strking that pose would be even better.


Nice pic

Arnie.

[crayons]

Camilla Belle has about as much charisma and screen presence as my last yeast infection. She needs to eat some chicken soup.

[hondarobot]

Everybody loves chicken. It tastes just like chicken.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm_n76Dsl0c

[Legend]

If you like chicken, bump this thread. Don't let the man get away impersonating one.

http://i7.tinypic.com/5zf7g91.jpg

[hondarobot]

If you like chicken, bump this thread. Don't let the man get away impersonating one.

http://i7.tinypic.com/5zf7g91.jpg

I will not hit an unarmed opponent. Get out of our chicken thread!

Jerk.

Over and out. :wink:

[Teabagger Vance]

http://i7.tinypic.com/5zf7g91.jpg

O Legendary One, have you truly lowered yourself to using old material? I mean, I know I saw you post this same image in response to a Vicki post sometime within the last month. That's just pathetic, m'boy. Usually at this point, I'd say something like, "C'mon, you can do better than that!" But you really can't.

So sad, so very sad. honda might not hit an unarmed opponent, but you deserve it. :P :jerkoff

[Legend]

http://i7.tinypic.com/5zf7g91.jpg

O Legendary One, have you truly lowered yourself to using old material? I mean, I know I saw you post this same image in response to a Vicki post sometime within the last month. That's just pathetic, m'boy. Usually at this point, I'd say something like, "C'mon, you can do better than that!" But you really can't.

So sad, so very sad. honda might not hit an unarmed opponent, but you deserve it. :P :jerkoff

I'm certain her same set of pathetic stooges will defend their master,im sure you guys think she will probably take your virginity in a back alley someday but get real this thread is fucking worthless,your master was one of the people bitching about how worthless kellyshore's threads were but all her vicki's threads seem to be in that category of worthless.All that made up crazy bullshit just to promote one pic of her grabbing her penis LOL get the fuck outta here.Just go back to jacking off to her boring ass videos and saving you money hoping one day you will afford to have her fuck you up the ass.

[mbf]

legende, legend, legend....

could you do us all (yourself included) a little favor?

get urself a girlfriend.

if u cant score with a real one, an inflatable one will do for beginners.

it will have such great effects, soon u will have forgotten about that rejection from vicki richter u seem so suffering from.

[Vicki Richter]

Legend is my new stalker. He keeps emailing me and sending me IM messages on Yahoo. It's actually pretty disturbing. He somehow has the mods fooled that he is of legal age, even though we know better.

[Teabagger Vance]

I'm certain her same set of pathetic stooges will defend their master,im sure you guys think she will probably take your virginity in a back alley someday but get real this thread is fucking worthless,your master was one of the people bitching about how worthless kellyshore's threads were but all her vicki's threads seem to be in that category of worthless.All that made up crazy bullshit just to promote one pic of her grabbing her penis LOL get the fuck outta here.Just go back to jacking off to her boring ass videos and saving you money hoping one day you will afford to have her fuck you up the ass.

O Legend, my Captain of Outrage, my King of Eternal Heartache, I must sadly inform you that you didn't even bother to properly address my post.

I will type slowly in my post so that you can understand. I said that you used the same image from this thread in another thread before. Reruns!

And likewise, you keep on repeating yourself...with calling Vicki my master, etc. It's funny how someone like you, who hasn't really ever contributed anything in the way of photos or useful information can call a thread "worthless."

By the way, I like how you used "get the fuck outta here." I bet it made you feel like an actual man. I know the reality is far from it, but I'm still sure that it felt good.

Thank you for the recommendation for jacking off to one of her videos. Don't mind if I do! Why don't you go and jack off to some of your gay porn collection? :wink:

[Teabagger Vance]

Legend is my new stalker. He keeps emailing me and sending me IM messages on Yahoo. It's actually pretty disturbing. He somehow has the mods fooled that he is of legal age, even though we know better.

It's pretty obvious why naruto-boy has stepped up his attacks on you in recent weeks. You posted an utterly ruthless reply to Legend in His Own Mind around July 5th. No doubt he was humiliated by it, and is very bitter as a result.

I think it is worth re-posting. :)


You stupid fag Legend.

Khloe didn't complain to me about the scene idiot. Not once. The whole thing was blown out of proportion as she has stated in these forums. I promise that of the scenes in this movie, that was the least rough scene. The Danielle scene with me as well as the Billy scene with me are absolutely more aggressive. Still, it was a great scene and of the scenes she does in her career, which will likely be many, it will stand out as one of the best in my opinion.

I would say that it is the most aggressive shemale movie ever shot, BUT, in both gay porn (which you watch often) and straight porn (which you have probably never watched) there are hundreds, if not thousands of titles that make this movie look like Disneyland. Fisting has become commonplace in gay porn. I was told about a new series being shot where the "tops" pull out the bottom guys eyebrows and punch them while powerfucking them. In straight porn you have double and triple penetrations, baseball bats in asses, pissing on (and in) the girls, etc.

In fact, you fucking retard, if you goto the web site that Hung Angels is presently endorsing (tsseduction), you will see Danielle stepping on a guy's head while fucking him, power fucking guys, beating them, throwing them around, beating on them, etc. My movie was just a very hardcore movie.

Legend, if you want to actually watch the movie, then critique it, then please do so if not, then shut your fucking piehole you sissy. You're the most idiotic poster in these forums presently.

Vicki, why are you so mean? :lol:

[Legend]

Legend is my new stalker. He keeps emailing me and sending me IM messages on Yahoo. It's actually pretty disturbing. He somehow has the mods fooled that he is of legal age, even though we know better.

Stalker oh really LOL,listen up the only way i'm ever going to communicate with you is on this forum where people can see your blatant stupidity.You really wanna know what's disturbing that stupidity of yours that i was referring to earlier,just look at your off the wall threads that consist of stories that you would expect from a fifth grader

Since you want to fucking lie and say i'm stalking you i'll never converse with you or your pathetic minions ever again on this forum but you suggesting that i have conversed with you on yahoo or anywhere for that matter is laughable.I can imagine our conversations,

Legend:vicki what's your favorite japanese anime

Vicki:Like totally i like the flintstones

Legend:Well vicki the flintsones isn't a anime it's actually an old american cartoon

Vicki:no way their american i thought they were from bedrock

Thanks, But No Thanks.

On one last note to bring you down to earth,how does it feel to be liked because of your porn accolades rather then your intelligence,you know what i really feel sorry for you because 10 years from now you won't have the pleasure of relying on your body to get by but your intelligence and that's something your lacking.

[Legend]

Legend is my new stalker. He keeps emailing me and sending me IM messages on Yahoo. It's actually pretty disturbing. He somehow has the mods fooled that he is of legal age, even though we know better.

It's pretty obvious why naruto-boy has stepped up his attacks on you in recent weeks. You posted an utterly ruthless reply to Legend in His Own Mind around July 5th. No doubt he was humiliated by it, and is very bitter as a result.

I think it is worth re-posting. :)


You stupid fag Legend.

Khloe didn't complain to me about the scene idiot. Not once. The whole thing was blown out of proportion as she has stated in these forums. I promise that of the scenes in this movie, that was the least rough scene. The Danielle scene with me as well as the Billy scene with me are absolutely more aggressive. Still, it was a great scene and of the scenes she does in her career, which will likely be many, it will stand out as one of the best in my opinion.

I would say that it is the most aggressive shemale movie ever shot, BUT, in both gay porn (which you watch often) and straight porn (which you have probably never watched) there are hundreds, if not thousands of titles that make this movie look like Disneyland. Fisting has become commonplace in gay porn. I was told about a new series being shot where the "tops" pull out the bottom guys eyebrows and punch them while powerfucking them. In straight porn you have double and triple penetrations, baseball bats in asses, pissing on (and in) the girls, etc.

In fact, you fucking retard, if you goto the web site that Hung Angels is presently endorsing (tsseduction), you will see Danielle stepping on a guy's head while fucking him, power fucking guys, beating them, throwing them around, beating on them, etc. My movie was just a very hardcore movie.

Legend, if you want to actually watch the movie, then critique it, then please do so if not, then shut your fucking piehole you sissy. You're the most idiotic poster in these forums presently.

Vicki, why are you so mean? :lol:

WTF ruthless,vicki is about as ruthless as a wet kitten,there is nothing a escort/prostitute/can say that would humiliated me all i have to do is look at her pathetic lifestyle and laugh.All this dumb valley girl has done is refer to me as a retard and idiot something you would expect from a child and yet you pathetic minions act like she has thrash me.

On the khloe matter,vicki is something else just because you claim you have been in that kinda situation and state you enjoyed it doesn't mean you should put innocent people in that same fucked up situation.To tell you the truth i find vicki pathetic but to stopped her from getting the idea that i'm somehow stalking her,i'm done with her and this thread.


BTW to all of her generic minions,i seriously hope one day you can afford to have her ram you up the ass in some back alley,fucking pathetic worms.

[AlySinclair]

Either you don't have job or you're home on summer vacation...which is it, Legend?

[hondarobot]

Legend is my new stalker. He keeps emailing me and sending me IM messages on Yahoo. It's actually pretty disturbing. He somehow has the mods fooled that he is of legal age, even though we know better.

He is admittedly getting somewhat annoying. It's like we have this kicked back, nice little chicken suit party going on, and he keeps jumping up and yelling nonsense into the window from the front yard.

(Honda closes window)

:smh

[Vicki Richter]

Thank you. I think it was time for a change.

[hondarobot]

It's a great picture. She's a beautiful girl.

[tombessence]

Mmmm. Pasty and pudgy.

[hondarobot]

Mmmm. Pasty and pudgy.

Heh. Who the fuck are these people? Why would you keep posting just to make an ass of yourself?

Looooooser. I just find it very odd.

[Rod la Rod]

Mmmm. Pasty and pudgy.

That is baby fat and flawless porcelain skin. Sexy and ultra feminine.

That is what a beautiful woman looks like.

[mbf]

listen up, Legend....

one has not to b a Vicki Richter fan boy to find ur posts annoying.

if shes so stupid as u claim all the time, who is more stupid: the fool or the guy constantly pointing his finger at the fool screaming "see, there, the idiot!"

u carry the badge of a "certified tranny expert" - awarded due to 50%posts on hating Vicki Richter.

if there was the "certified tranny expert" label given for the wrong reasons, its in your case Legend.

[jasonbandy]

vicki looking stunning as always , just a flying shame she never visits the UK by the grace of my star wars collection would i love to see her in the flesh

[hondarobot]

Alright, everybody calm down. Vicki is beautiful, end of subject.

I've put my tongue up her ass. Pretty much nobody else here can ever say that, and I'll do it again some day.

And that's the truth.

:P

[Teabagger Vance]

WTF ruthless,vicki is about as ruthless as a wet kitten,there is nothing a escort/prostitute/can say that would humiliated me all i have to do is look at her pathetic lifestyle and laugh.All this dumb valley girl has done is refer to me as a retard and idiot something you would expect from a child and yet you pathetic minions act like she has thrash me.

Legend In Your Own Mind, you are a pitiful liar. It is quite obvious that your vitriol towards Vicki increased after that post. Your bitterness shows, m'boy! All the thrashing you have received has been well-deserved.



On the khloe matter,vicki is something else just because you claim you have been in that kinda situation and state you enjoyed it doesn't mean you should put innocent people in that same fucked up situation.To tell you the truth i find vicki pathetic but to stopped her from getting the idea that i'm somehow stalking her,i'm done with her and this thread.

If you think Vicki is pathetic, then why do you devote threads to her? Why do you post on her threads? Again, I believe you are lying.

Also, you will be held to the "I'm done with this thread" claim.



BTW to all of her generic minions,i seriously hope one day you can afford to have her ram you up the ass in some back alley,fucking pathetic worms.

Dude, you are repeating yourself again. 1. generic minions? check! 2. trying to insult my manhood by claiming I want to bottom for Vicki? check!

I'm going to go ahead and let you in on a little secret, m'boy! None of your insults had any effect on me or anyone else! I suggest a new strategy for you. Anything that would involve intelligence and insight would be an improvement.

Also, don't worry about what I can and cannot afford. I assure you that I make a great deal more money than you, naruto-boy! [/b]

[Teabagger Vance]

Either you don't have job or you're home on summer vacation...which is it, Legend?

Don't expect him to answer that question. :lol:

I think we all know the answer to that question, since naruto-boy isn't old enough to hold a job, outside of cutting someone's lawn for $10.00.

[Teabagger Vance]

I just checked your past posts, it seems you've insulted just about every Transsexual you've ever commented on. :smh

I'm thinking that You're probably more of a TV/CD connoisseur.... There's a nice long thread here dedicated to them if that's what you want to look at... :D To each his own.

Indeed, tombessence is a troll, and is to be treated as such.

He might even be an alternate ID for Legend In His Own Mind! :wink: