Jon Lovitz Clobbers Andy Dick

[chefmike]

COMIC CLOBBERS COMIC IN L.A.

July 17, 2007 -- It was fight night at an L.A. comedy club last week when Jon Lovitz roughed up Andy Dick over the murder of their "Saturday Night Live" colleague, Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz and Dick have been at loggerheads since a 1997 Christmas party at Hartman's house, five months before his troubled wife Brynn flipped out, fatally shooting Hartman, then killing herself. "Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks, and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."

When the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, "I wanted him to say he was sorry for the 'Phil Hartman hex,' " Lovitz told us. "First he says, 'I don't remember saying that.' Then he leans in and says, 'You know why I said it? Because you said I killed Phil Hartman.' Which I never said. Then he asked me to be in his new movie.

"I grabbed him by the shirt and leaned him over and said, 'I don't want to be in your movie! I don't want to be in your life!' I pushed him against the rail. Then I pushed him again really hard. A security guard broke it up. I'm not proud of it . . . but he's a disgusting human being." Dick's rep said he had no comment.

Dick's weirdness has been well documented. Last year, he licked the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt, then groped and bit the hand of Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller at a comedy-festival taping.

[Devon]

Good for him. I think Andy Dick is a d-bag.

[tsntx]

when he was in austin for ... i forget... around x-mas he came up to me and asked if i could score him coke... i said i only drink clear liquids at the clubs but i could talk to someone... so i did, since it was a e-list celebrity, and got a friend who just loves coke and we walked to his waiting towncar... the window rolled down and *swoon* luke wilson said "get in ladies...." and thats all yall need to know ;)

[gimmeurblood]

thank you jon lovitz, once again reaffirming my belief that jon lovitz is the coolest jew in showbiz

[Rod la Rod]

when he was in austin for ... i forget... around x-mas he came up to me and asked if i could score him coke... i said i only drink clear liquids at the clubs but i could talk to someone... so i did, since it was a e-list celebrity, and got a friend who just loves coke and we walked to his waiting towncar... the window rolled down and *swoon* luke wilson said "get in ladies...." and thats all yall need to know ;)

So who is "he" in this story? Andy Dick or Lovitz?

[TJT]

That's the ticket!

[AlySinclair]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

[Rod la Rod]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

You're right coke is bad.
I really prefer a fine opiate like black tar heroin, oxycontin or dilaudid. But in a pinch there is always V&V, (vodka and vicodin).

Kids, don't do drugs. Stay in school. Drink your milk. Don't suck dick for money. And above all don't grow tits.

[TJT]

Is that Fred Wilson's boy Luke,Jen? That's one big chicken farm they've got outside of Round Rock.

Fred's gonna be ticked that damned boy is rentin' limousines with the egg money.

[tsntx]

Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

bitch you dont know me. if you did youd know i DONT drink, smoke, or do drugs. ever. so stfu on topics you dont know.

this thread ISNT about phils pyscho wife killing him... its about andy dick getting beat up... i was only further establishing him to be a coke head loser... the story was about him :roll: :roll: :roll:

[mr_brightside]

Andy Dick is an idiot, he got kicked out of a Comedy club here for asking the crowd to "check out his rolex" and put his dick around his wrist.

"In 2005 Dick stirred controversy in Edmonton, Alberta, at Yuk Yuk's comedy club when he dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience. Amidst the uproar he was ushered off the stage and the second night was cancelled"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Dick

[Rod la Rod]

Andy Dick is an idiot, he got kicked out of a Comedy club here for asking the crowd to "check out his rolex" and put his dick around his wrist.

"In 2005 Dick stirred controversy in Edmonton, Alberta, at Yuk Yuk's comedy club when he dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience. Amidst the uproar he was ushered off the stage and the second night was cancelled"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_DickAndy Dick is a comic genius. Jon Lovitz is not funny.
Bottom line. I don't care what kind of drugs either one prefers.

[Quinn]

I would pay good money to bounce Andy Dick's face off of a bar a few times. Fuck is he annoying.

-Quinn

[Rod la Rod]

Andy Dick is a pioneer in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. He is hilarious and unique. 50 years from now he will be appreciated for his comic brilliance regardless of his personal issues.

Nobody will recall that fat boring putz Jon Lovitz.

[Edmund]

Andy Dick is a pioneer in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. He is hilarious and unique. 50 years from now he will be appreciated for his comic brilliance regardless of his personal issues.

Nobody will recall that fat boring putz Jon Lovitz.

No, Andy Dick will be remembered as a dull oddball and sitcom second banana. Lovitz will be remembered as an early '90s B-movie star, SNL actor, and decent character actor.

[Rod la Rod]

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

That is a odd quote. What are you a chemist or some kind of Jesus hating scientist?

BTW I never watched Dick on a sitcom. Would you judge Andy Kaufman based on his character on "Taxi"? I fucking hope not. I don't watch that crap. I was speaking of his stand up work which I have seen many times, Friars club etc.

[AlySinclair]

Well now. Relax there baby. It sure sounds like you didn't mind being around Mr.Dick that night as long as youcould be around Luke Wilson. They say you are who you hang out with. Or, at least, you are percieved to be who you hang out with. I don't think I am wrong on that.

If you don't do drugs I am happy for you. ^^



Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

bitch you dont know me. if you did youd know i DONT drink, smoke, or do drugs. ever. so stfu on topics you dont know.

this thread ISNT about phils pyscho wife killing him... its about andy dick getting beat up... i was only further establishing him to be a coke head loser... the story was about him :roll: :roll: :roll:

[AlySinclair]

Also, it's painfully obvious from the original post what Andy Dick's character resembles.

[Rod la Rod]

Also, it's painfully obvious from the original post what Andy Dick's character resembles.

You are so right. Andy Dick not only killed Phil Hartman with drugs. I have heard that he looks at internet porn.
Give me a break you fucking idiot. I think most Americans would rather their sons did cocaine rather than get silicone breasts.

Cut this holier than thou bullshit please. Stay in school and don't take it up the ass on the internet.

[AlySinclair]

I wasn't talking to you Rod. And,I have nothing to say to you still.




Also, it's painfully obvious from the original post what Andy Dick's character resembles.

You are so right. Andy Dick not only killed Phil Hartman with drugs. I have heard that he looks at internet porn.
Give me a break you fucking idiot. I think most Americans would rather their sons did cocaine rather than get silicone breasts.

Cut this holier than thou bullshit please. Stay in school and don't take it up the ass on the internet.

[stillies77]

andy dick sucks.

[Rod la Rod]

andy dick sucks.

. :lol:

[hondarobot]

I've never met Andy Dick, but several of my co-workers have partied with him. I've heard he is addicted to cocaine and annoying as hell. Oh, and apparently he's very gay, for whatever that's worth to anyone. None of this is surprising to me.

I will say, though, that nobody can blame the jerk for getting Phil Hartman's wife back to doing coke. That was a bad decision She made, "recovering addict" or not. She should have just stayed away from cocaine.

Personally, I think both Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick are pretty lame. Now, Doug Stanhope, that's a funny guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8APlx9btTn8&mode=related&search=

[stillies77]

andy dick sucks.

So does your sketchbook. :lol:


thanks

[Rod la Rod]

andy dick sucks.

So does your sketchbook. :lol:


thanks

I was being a cunt. They are good. I just now looked.

[mr_brightside]

andy dick sucks.

So does your sketchbook. :lol:


thanks

Your sketchbook is good, Fry kicks ass.

[chefmike]

Andy Dick is a pioneer in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. He is hilarious and unique. 50 years from now he will be appreciated for his comic brilliance regardless of his personal issues.

Nobody will recall that fat boring putz Jon Lovitz.

Sorry, but Andy Dick doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Andy Kaufman, and neither Dick Or Kaufman deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the legendary Lenny Bruce.

[tsntx]

Well now. Relax there baby. It sure sounds like you didn't mind being around Mr.Dick that night as long as youcould be around Luke Wilson. They say you are who you hang out with. Or, at least, you are percieved to be who you hang out with. I don't think I am wrong on that.

If you don't do drugs I am happy for you. ^^



Yea, great, let's brag about our coke stories on a thread about Phil Hartman getting murdered.

Also, Lovitz did a good thing. But, Dick is a dick and it probably won't even register.

bitch you dont know me. if you did youd know i DONT drink, smoke, or do drugs. ever. so stfu on topics you dont know.

this thread ISNT about phils pyscho wife killing him... its about andy dick getting beat up... i was only further establishing him to be a coke head loser... the story was about him :roll: :roll: :roll:

perhaps.... perhaps not... maybe i was just a fan and after several years in the game i can deal w/ someone doing "mild" coke if i get to be around a very hot guy... alist celeb or not

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/luke_wilson88202068_150x200.jpg

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/luke-wilson/luke-wilson04.jpg[/img]

[goldensamba]

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

That is a odd quote. What are you a chemist or some kind of Jesus hating scientist?


Did you seriously just say Jesus hating scientist? Please tell me you are not one of the "the earth is only 6,000 years old" and "science is wrong because the bible says so" crowd. If so anything you ever say will be null and void because you are not bright enough to comprehend anything beyond that of a 6 year old.

[Rod la Rod]

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

That is a odd quote. What are you a chemist or some kind of Jesus hating scientist?


Did you seriously just say Jesus hating scientist? Please tell me you are not one of the "the earth is only 6,000 years old" and "science is wrong because the bible says so" crowd. If so anything you ever say will be null and void because you are not bright enough to comprehend anything beyond that of a 6 year old.

That was a joke. I was being sarcastic. I believe in science and reality. The solution/precipitate quote is a reference to chemistry, I am trained in chem/biochem.

[Edmund]

"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."

That is a odd quote. What are you a chemist or some kind of Jesus hating scientist?

BTW I never watched Dick on a sitcom. Would you judge Andy Kaufman based on his character on "Taxi"? I fucking hope not. I don't watch that crap. I was speaking of his stand up work which I have seen many times, Friars club etc.

It's a Stephen Wright line, speaking of stand-ups. And for the record, I really liked Dick on NewsRadio and The Ben Stiller Show.

[voy4her]

Andy Dick is a pioneer in the tradition of Andy Kaufman and Lenny Bruce. He is hilarious and unique. 50 years from now he will be appreciated for his comic brilliance regardless of his personal issues.

Nobody will recall that fat boring putz Jon Lovitz.

Sorry, but Andy Dick doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Andy Kaufman, and neither Dick Or Kaufman deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the legendary Lenny Bruce.

/agree

[goldensamba]

perhaps.... perhaps not... maybe i was just a fan and after several years in the game i can deal w/ someone doing "mild" coke if i get to be around a very hot guy... alist celeb or not

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors/luke_wilson88202068_150x200.jpg

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/luke-wilson/luke-wilson04.jpg[/img]

Very happy to hear you are not a celeb whore. Being out here in LA I get so damn tired of those types. Most modern celebs are crocked in one way or another. Especially the young ones (Lohan, Hilton, Spears, etc.) Once you see them out and about you find out how much makeup really helps!

Man that dude has the strangest shaped jaw.