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62des
07-13-2007, 04:59 PM
A few days ago I got tired of the old handjob way of masturbating. I looked around and I saw my back massage vibrator. So I turned it on and layed it on head of my dick with it directly on the underside of the glans. Its WAY better than masturbating! I didn't have to use my hands or anything just lay back and relax and feel the juices flow. Orgasms are like no other! Has anyone tried this or something similar?

pot
07-13-2007, 05:51 PM
Nob, but did you have any help (anykind of pictures) if yes please post it - I will try to make a capture of it then - in the story section

dreamer
07-13-2007, 06:31 PM
I remember this ---my parents had a "back massager" in my dad's night table drawer ----I don't know exactly how ---but that thing found it's way to my penis ----and I used it so much that the cord came loose from me putting it back the way I found it (cord wrapped around the handle) ----I dunno --I think I was like 10 or 11 when I found out about it ----I can remember shooting blanks for the longest time -----BUT YEAH --IT WAS COOL!! ---heheh

62des
07-13-2007, 07:38 PM
OMFG! lol I can imagine, a little kid massaging his penis! ROFL!

tgirlzoe
07-13-2007, 07:53 PM
i remember one time my boyfriend was sleeping but i wanted to masturbate so, sitting on his bed, i took the bag of clothespins (which we had bought for this purpose and were actually semi-decent) and i got a couple on my nipples (you can flip one around so they're stronger, you do this on a clothesline too with heavy things) and then i had them all over my balls and all the way up the shaft, even on the little underside of the foreskin. (i don't remember how many i used that time but one time we did get the whole bag of 100 on me ~ half on my genitals and half across my chest).

of course, i was quite hard by this time but rows of clothespins up my penis made it hard to masturbate. so what did i do? i hobbled over to the night stand and borrowed his bullet vibe and ran it around the head of my cock. it seriously did not take much before i was spilling seed all down those clothespins.

my boyfriend woke up during this time and watched me cum, he always did like to watch me pleasure myself. i don't mind watching him, you get some of the energy vibe from sex while just relaxing, cuddling up next to him, sometimes letting him run his hands over your breasts, hips, cock. it's fun, it's fun. sometimes you need to mix up a very sexual relationship with a bit of plain ol' self-love (with or without the other person in the room).


of course, the bad thing is that you have to take the clothespins off, this actually hurts worse than any point where they're on and now you've already cum and the adrenaline which makes you ignore pain is gone ("i think i'm getting rugburn, ah well, i'm almost there" gave me a scar for a few months LOL).

62des
07-13-2007, 09:10 PM
It actually takes around a minute for me if I keep it there without removing it.

crayons
07-13-2007, 09:35 PM
It actually takes around a minute for me if I keep it there without removing it.

so is this better than getting laid all together?

eze
07-13-2007, 09:58 PM
Fleshlights > All

tgirlzoe
07-13-2007, 10:04 PM
Fleshlights > All

a friend of mine had a fleshlight and i touched the outside of it. i didn't stick my finger down in the dirty hole, i just wanted to know what it felt like. i don't see how anyone can masturbate with that and why it would be better than a hand (which is free!) it kinda creeped me out. then again, i'm a pretty strict bottom so maybe top mindset is different. it's like the counterpart to a dildo, i guess. you could put them together and have artificial sex!

my sister thinks dildos are weird though so to each their own.

62des
07-13-2007, 10:09 PM
It actually takes around a minute for me if I keep it there without removing it.

so is this better than getting laid all together?

Not nearly. Itsjust a different way of pleasuring yourself, I just thought I'd share it to see if anybody's done it or had similar expereinces while experimenting. I guess you could say the vibrations on my penis head from the device gives more pleasure to my penis as a vibrator to a woman.

mbf
07-13-2007, 10:17 PM
well, i am right-hander. so, if i wanna have an odd way masturbation session i use my left-hand.

youcancallmeclaire
07-13-2007, 10:27 PM
i remember one time my boyfriend was sleeping but i wanted to masturbate so, sitting on his bed, i took the bag of clothespins (which we had bought for this purpose and were actually semi-decent) and i got a couple on my nipples (you can flip one around so they're stronger, you do this on a clothesline too with heavy things) and then i had them all over my balls and all the way up the shaft, even on the little underside of the foreskin. (i don't remember how many i used that time but one time we did get the whole bag of 100 on me ~ half on my genitals and half across my chest).

of course, i was quite hard by this time but rows of clothespins up my penis made it hard to masturbate. so what did i do? i hobbled over to the night stand and borrowed his bullet vibe and ran it around the head of my cock. it seriously did not take much before i was spilling seed all down those clothespins.

my boyfriend woke up during this time and watched me cum, he always did like to watch me pleasure myself. i don't mind watching him, you get some of the energy vibe from sex while just relaxing, cuddling up next to him, sometimes letting him run his hands over your breasts, hips, cock. it's fun, it's fun. sometimes you need to mix up a very sexual relationship with a bit of plain ol' self-love (with or without the other person in the room).


of course, the bad thing is that you have to take the clothespins off, this actually hurts worse than any point where they're on and now you've already cum and the adrenaline which makes you ignore pain is gone ("i think i'm getting rugburn, ah well, i'm almost there" gave me a scar for a few months LOL).

That's slightly hot.
I want to play with you.

tgirlzoe
07-13-2007, 10:32 PM
That's slightly hot.
I want to play with you.

me too, now we just need a good dom.

i'd totally have a fucking threesome with you guys, you rock.

eze
07-13-2007, 11:15 PM
Fleshlights > All

a friend of mine had a fleshlight and i touched the outside of it. i didn't stick my finger down in the dirty hole, i just wanted to know what it felt like. i don't see how anyone can masturbate with that and why it would be better than a hand (which is free!) it kinda creeped me out. then again, i'm a pretty strict bottom so maybe top mindset is different. it's like the counterpart to a dildo, i guess. you could put them together and have artificial sex!

my sister thinks dildos are weird though so to each their own.


They are pretty nice. I enjoy them. Of course its not the real thing but it nots latex, or silicon or rubber its got like 8 patents on it so I cant tell you what it is cause I dont know.

All I know is its the "tops" counterpart to the "bottoms" dildo.

trish
07-13-2007, 11:17 PM
you're all gonna go blind!!!

62des
07-14-2007, 12:31 AM
lol I don't even know how masturbating will make you go blind even got as far as it did as a myth. If that was so, then people who have a lot of sex would go blind.