My Favorite Quotes

[Everlast]

Thought I would post some of my favorite quotes. Please post some of yours as well.

-Advantages are taken, not handed out

-Somtimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield

-Always do sober what you said you'd do dunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut

-No one ever learned anything by talking

-This is the beginning of a new day. I have been given this day to use as I will. I can waste it, or use it for good, but what I do with this day is important, because I have exchanged a day of my life for it. When tommorow comes, this day will be gone forever. I hope I will not regret the price I paid for it.

[lumberjack]

Goodness, so many to choose from:

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

If you ain't cheatin, you ain't trying.

Mess with the bull, you get the horns.

Flip a coin, what shall we talk about, heads I tell the truth, tails I lie.

Tough titty said the kitty.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, not everbody wants to see yours.

I'm with the government, I'm here to help.

There's only two sure things in life, death and taxes.

There's only two things in life money can't buy, true love and home grown tomatos.

Baseball been berry berry good to Chico.

Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

The bitch set me up.

I never inhaled.

I never had sexual relations with that woman.

Smithers, release the hounds.

What's the frequency Kenneth?

No soup for you!

Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies.

Life's a bitch, then you marry one.

[Jericho]

"Some days you get the goldmine, other days, you just get the shaft"

[lealaurielle]

I am cheeky, but honest...
Temperamental, but forgiving...
and most of all,
I'm ugly, but adorable... :)

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I'm not a virgin - but that doesn't make me a whore... :)

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I'd choose being smart over being beautiful because beauty is skin deep, and that means it comes from within, and if you're smart enough to know that you have that great self-confidence in you, by all means, you're already beautiful - so why worry... :)