Hope I don't offend anyone!!

[arnie666]

AGAIN :D

Right Iam going to see an escort in a few weeks . She is well fit looks about my age maybe a little older (you can never tell with girls) and is the type I go for. I am having an all nighter with her kind of a treat like.

Now she seems like a bit of a classy girl as she goes on tours and plus she seems to prefer 'high class gents'. (I dunno quite what she will make of me I mean Iam nice + fit and that but I don't exactly have a silver spoon in my gob even if I have plenty of green )

One thing is bothering me on her website. She says for 'passive' clients she wants you to wash yourself out first. Iam more of a top to be honest but sometimes if I feel a certain way I'll drop the soap like. I have only been topped twice and both times the girls didn't mention I needed to do this. And I can't have been a problem as one of them flipped me over spent ten mins rimming me without me even asking her too. Like a cat with milk she was . :shock: I have never had a GG do that. !

Anyway getting off the subject now. Putting it bluntly if I give myself an enema which I presume is what she means It make sme feel like Iam one step closer to Gayness.Before I know it I'll be hanging round the docks trying to pick up Royal Marines and listening to YMCA. Also Iam a bit of an idiot and knowing me I'll end up bursting my colon or something trying to do it. I mean this is the Guy who fell down a sewer grate on Dartmoor.

I would like to see this girl so do you reckon if I ate shed loads of oranges the night before... it would clean me out like?

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arnie666 said:


AGAIN :D

Right Iam going to see an escort in a few weeks . She is well fit looks about my age maybe a little older (you can never tell with girls) and is the type I go for. I am having an all nighter with her kind of a treat like.

Now she seems like a bit of a classy girl as she goes on tours and plus she seems to prefer 'high class gents'. (I dunno quite what she will make of me I mean Iam nice + fit and that but I don't exactly have a silver spoon in my gob even if I have plenty of green )

One thing is bothering me on her website. She says for 'passive' clients she wants you to wash yourself out first. Iam more of a top to be honest but sometimes if I feel a certain way I'll drop the soap like. I have only been topped twice and both times the girls didn't mention I needed to do this. And I can't have been a problem as one of them flipped me over spent ten mins rimming me without me even asking her too. Like a cat with milk she was . Shocked I have never had a GG do that. !

Anyway getting off the subject now. Putting it bluntly if I give myself an enema which I presume is what she means It make sme feel like Iam one step closer to Gayness.Before I know it I'll be hanging round the docks trying to pick up Royal Marines and listening to YMCA. Also Iam a bit of an idiot and knowing me I'll end up bursting my colon or something trying to do it. I mean this is the Guy who fell down a sewer grate on Dartmoor.

I would like to see this girl so do you reckon if I ate shed loads of oranges the night before... it would clean me out like?

Arnie666, you're one of the only people I have seen to actually end sentences with the word 'like' in writing and not just in conversation.

To answer your question, I don't think it would be a good idea to eat lots of oranges the day before like. You want to have some prune juice too like? How about getting the runs while she's rimming you like? That would be, like, disgusting, right?

Apparently, Vicki swears by anal douches like. An anal douche is a little thing that flushes your insides, whereas an enema is a complicated and messy thing as far as I know. A douche is just a pipette filled with water, basically, whereas an enema involves tubes and bags and all sorts like. You can buy douches at sex shops, like. Apparently they also come 'ribbed' for extra pleasure. I haven't tried either personally, but I think if there's a chance of getting topped then you should go to her with a clean rectum like.

I'm not sure why cleaning out your bum would make you feel one step closer to gayness, if having a dick shoved inside will not like. And if it does, so what like?

Skip the oranges and have that douche if there's any chance of letting your bum see some action. Or just insist on being the top and forget about it altogether like (although they say that cleanliness is next to godliness like).

And how the bleeding fuck did you manage to fall down that sewer grate? I didn't even know there were sewer grates at Dartmoor. Unless you mean the prison like. In which case, I wouldn't want to drop the soap like.