Attention Bikini Broads...................................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

All of you heathens attending the Bikini Bash that aren't sure what you'll wear, listen up, and listen good.....................

I've gone through the archives of past parties, I've seen some of the disasters many of you fuckers considered appropriate for the category of the party that night you attended. Let's just say very few of you are ALWAYS on point.

I understand, you have more pressing shit to do than dressing up for a party (yeah right).

With that in mind I'd like to suggest some simple "this will get you fucked that night and the next morning" swimwear that is affordable, skimpy, and will probably cause a few necks to be adjusted at the chiropractor the following Monday.

I hope others will chime in on this thread with their suggestions, because LADIES, their suggestions will keep you occupied most of the night!!!!!!!!!!

And by all means heathens, feel free to critique selections........

Fellas if you do add a piece, please include where you got it and the price so they please you in the end (pun not really intended but fuck it some of you bastards like it like that, lol)

http://www.yumdrop.com/i/360x540/Y501003.jpg
Hawaiian Floral Halter Bikini $42.99
order here: http://www.yumdrop.com/Swimsuits/Hawaiian+Floral+Halter+Bikini-Y501003/

http://www.yumdrop.com/i/360x540/Y502004_BRN.jpg
Turquoise Bead Bikini $44.98
order here:
http://www.yumdrop.com/Swimsuits/Bikinis/Turquoise+Bead+Bikini-Y502004/

http://www.yumdrop.com/i/360x540/Y501008.jpg
Pink Gum Drop Bikini $49.98
order here:
http://www.yumdrop.com/Swimsuits/Pink+Gum+Drop+Bikini-Y501008/

http://www.yumdrop.com/i/360x540/Y502009.jpg
Tutti Fruity Sequined Bikini $32.00
order here:
http://www.yumdrop.com/Swimsuits/Bikinis/Tutti+Fruity+Sequined+Bikini-Y502009/

for you A-cup chicks
http://www.yumdrop.com/i/360x540/Y505015.jpg
Sweetie Pie Bikini $55.00
order here:
http://www.yumdrop.com/Swimsuits/Sweetie+Pie+Bikini-Y505015/

http://mm.ujena.com/f/0e5acbd15f68fc9a8622.jpg
Jungle Bikini $39.50
order here:
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=194&mm=J352

http://mm.ujena.com/f/ba631be43c65bee93a74.jpg
Copper Creek Bikini $44.50
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=194&mm=J212

http://mm.ujena.com/f/6c6e45d2321cf9bf191e.jpg
Palm Beach Bikini $39.50
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=194&mm=J265

http://mm.ujena.com/f/f7e89e0585a8789455cc.jpg
Banded Slider Bikini $78.00
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=194&mm=K910


NOW LISTEN THE FUCK UP

some of you ALWAYS have to go against the grain
and some of you NEED TO go against the grain

with that said here's some suggestions for the potbelly too lazy to go to the gym heathens, and the broads that just can't get with the program

for the I MUST BE DIFFERENT JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!! Broads
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V261665_H92.jpg
Bamboo ring cut-out one-piece $45
it's at Victorias Secret, I'm sure you all know your vicki's location by heart


last the bigguns
ONE PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://mm.ujena.com/f/6dc2847217a51acae34b.jpg
The Barcelona $78.00
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=2&mm=J116

http://mm.ujena.com/f/fa5b92f1033bdd17fa1b.jpg
The Chocolate Dip $59.00
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=2&mm=1018

http://mm.ujena.com/f/f72c26c58797704bbfb7.jpg
The Twist Bliss $79.00
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=2&mm=K124

http://mm.ujena.com/f/7f5969320d676cd09d55.jpg
The Zip Whimsy $69.00
http://www.ujena.com/bikini-details.php?vv=2&mm=K101

I hope this helped. I know it helped me to post it. Like I said feel free to critique or add to this........
JBWL™