Captures

[trish]

I prefer mine over easy.....

Trish (Shouting toward the kitchen): ONE OVER EASY.
Kitchen (Distant): Yo
Trish (To the customer): Cummin' right up.

[trish]

One for Halloween.

[trish]

How about nice, happy story with a yummy ending to start off November->

[trish]

Just what you wanted->

[martin48]

Keeping up the supply

[pot]

Shemale facts

[pot]

just for fun - right

[martin48]

Shemale Facts - II

(Pot - where do you get this info from?)

[pot]

sweet dreams

[pot]

and remember playing to much with yourself causes blindness

[trish]

Hello POT :D It's been awhile. It's appropriate that you, the OP of this thread, show up just as we break the one million views barrier. Thank you pot for this thread (sounds like a weird sort of diner time prayer, doesn't it?).

[pot]

Hi Trish - Well it is thanks to you and the other creative minds around here that this thread is still alive - I am still just a petty wanker after all, and for the prayer... you still got some got sence of humour.

[trish]

Don't be a stranger now, when you come back to jerk off, drop us a line.

[martin48]

Hi Trish - Well it is thanks to you and the other creative minds around here that this thread is still alive - I am still just a petty wanker after all, and for the prayer... you still got some got sence of humour.

Nothing wrong with wanking, some of best friends are wankers - and certainly all of my work colleagues are!

Here's another stats caption. Enjoy

[trish]

Exceptions prove the rule

[martin48]

I like it - nice play on words. Of course, the usual misquote on "exceptions prove the rule". :)

[trish]

Something for shake up your Monday

[martin48]

OK - the view from the other side

[trish]

Shakespeare, step aside ->

[martin48]

Picture to follow

http://youtu.be/nGRPFUYUUdQ

[martin48]

Trish, step aside --->

[Prospero]

to scan your last iine needs an extra word...

"if my ear were a cunt, then i'd fuck it."

or something lke that
sorry--- in pedantic mode... good posting

[martin48]

Don't you come all iambic pentameter with me :)

[trish]

Picture to follow

http://youtu.be/nGRPFUYUUdQ
A frightfully witty song. :claps:claps:claps

[martin48]

A frightfully witty song. :claps:claps:claps

Awfully good, my dear. Terribly amusing for its genre, I felt - if I may be so bold.

[Prospero]

Dashed fine piece of wit... quite chocked on my thinly sliced cucumber sandwiches.

[martin48]

Ditty No. 2

[MarquisE]

Trish,
Are you putting NLP or subliminal messages in your poems?

[martin48]

Keeping up with current affairs

[martin48]

simple one

[martin48]

Just another

[trish]

i love candy glazed peanuts

[martin48]

Old joke :(

A young man going into the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he's disturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

"Mr Smith, there's been a bit of a mix-up," admits the surgeon. "I'm afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis."

"What!" gasps the patient. "You mean I'll never experience another erection?"

"Oh, I'm sure you will," the surgeon reassures him. "Just not yours."

[martin48]

Another little story from the wicked depths. Just for fun, as they say.

[martin48]

That's me done

[danthepoetman]

Trish, I don't always like captures, but I have to admit this is fucking adorable! (excuse the french).

[martin48]

Quickie

[MarquisE]

I am very pleased to announce my searches have paid off. I have met a very lovely TS who likes to go out sometimes as a male and other times a female. She does not consider herself a CD and I am looking forward to treating her to the time of her life (Sexually will come in time after weve gotten to know one another) :D

[martin48]

I am very pleased to announce my searches have paid off. I have met a very lovely TS who likes to go out sometimes as a male and other times a female. She does not consider herself a CD and I am looking forward to treating her to the time of her life (Sexually will come in time after weve gotten to know one another) :D

Happy for you. Take things at the right place - despite the leanings of this site, it's the whole person that matters and not "Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises" - Johnny Rotten

[martin48]

Come on it's late ...

[trish]

Wow, a whole page of hot and humorous sex, thank you martin.
And thank you Dan, for tossing out that "fucking adorable."
This caption is for J who's PM got me all hot and bothered (you know who you are).

[trish]

Another for j ->

[martin48]

Not for J this one - his time will come

[martin48]

Now this one could be for J

[trish]

Holy Lip Gloss martin, that was a POW-BIFF knock'em dead laughing post. Here's another for j.

[trish]

Another for ja...oops! Almost slipped.

[martin48]

Yes, keep up the education - it's so important

[martin48]

So predictable

[MarquisE]

Who is this J?

I think i need a little cock sucking training/programming if its not too much trouble. Im not looking to rush anything with my new friend just want to make sure Im good and prepared

[trish]

Hi MarquisE. I'll see what I can do. In the meantime ->




*No Tgirls were harmed in the photoshopping of this caption.

[martin48]

To you know who you are


* - Photoshop was not employed in the making of these t-girls :)

[trish]

One for MarquisE

[trish]

...and one for J.

[trish]

One for Sunday morning (possibly the last from me until next week). Enjoy.



*No Tgirls were harmed in the photoshopping of this caption.

[martin48]

One for T

[MarquisE]

Im confused. Is the little metal looking rod sticking out of the delicious flesh rod a straw? Or something else?

[martin48]

Is it a plane, is it a bird? No, it's a sound

[martin48]

......

[yosi]

..............................

[yosi]

this capture have been posted before ( by trish? )

anyway , I love this one .....

[sukumvit boy]

LOL. Thanks Yosi.. nothing like a midget blowing a tranny to get one grounded in times of confusion.
I have no fucking idea of what the sounding pics are referring to, except I remember a few years ago TRISH posting about experimenting with sounding.It was an interesting thread.

[MarquisE]

I found myself looking at the old hungangels site with alot of Trish's very dangerous and mind altering captions. Makes me wonder why things toned down.

[gaffer]

No picture, I'm afraid, but inspired by the limericks of two weeks ago, I offer the following:

An adventurous fellow named Broome
Took a shemale up to his room
But they argued all night,
Over who had the right,
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

[martin48]

Just a simple one for now, the mind-blowing, sound-inserting ones will follow :)

[martin48]

Back to school, for naughty sissies

[trish]

Back from break and eager to break you.

[martin48]

....

[danthepoetman]

First try at this. Way too small, but I don't know how to increase the size...
Here it is:

[trish]

Resistance is futile. We WILL break you...just as we have broken DanThePoetMan. Once a fine poet, he now spends his time writing pornographic captions as an outlet for the rising desires that have been implanted in his subconscious. Beware. This is the most dangerous thread on the internet.

[danthepoetman]

LOL!
Absolutly, you have!
:anon

[trish]

a teensy weensy little nudge for this evening's suggestible viewers.

[martin48]

.....

[danthepoetman]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz! I'll obey then...

[trish]

Nice one's Dan. Here's something for the weekend.

[martin48]

We will prevail

[trish]

Love that last post martin. Poor George. Lucky Georgina.

[martin48]

Later that evening ...

[martin48]

one more

[trish]

Priceless post martin.

[trish]

Damn it. I'm having one of those days where no matter how much medical tape I use, it just won't stay tucked. If I go to work like this I'm sure to be clocked. What to do? What to do?

[trish]

Something horrifying for Sunday->

[Lovecox]

Yasmin

[wms3]

I cant figure out my feelings - anybody feels the same????

I am new to this forum and this is my first post. I have just found this thread. Thank you, pot, for your awesome captions! I think you and I have similar attitudes towards t-ladies! BTW I love your avatar!

[MarquisE]

I hope ya'll do not mind the re-posts; just warning WMS3 as to what they are getting into.

[wms3]

I hope ya'll do not mind the re-posts; just warning WMS3 as to what they are getting into.

I admit, I want to be enslaved by a T-lady!

[trish]

Thanks for the reposts and the enthusiastic endorsements you guys. That's so sweet it deserves a reward. But beware. Be sure you really want what you wish for.

[trish]

Another training session to get you sissies through the Christmas Holidays. Don't forget to please as many men as possible at all the Holiday parties. Suck their dicks. Let them rape your ass. Squeal for them. Enjoy yourself. It's what you want.

[martin48]

Stay away a couple of weeks, and Trish and others get carried away.

[martin48]

Another training session to get you sissies through the Christmas Holidays. Don't forget to please as many men as possible at all the Holiday parties. Suck their dicks. Let them rape your ass. Squeal for them. Enjoy yourself. It's what you want.

,,,,,,

[squirtsilly]

Ohmigosh, Miss Trish, that "sissy cumwhore" pic...thank you for the thrill...

The words are so powerful...the pic does its job...

Ohmigosh... :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

Thank you and have a nice holiday.

[yosi]

Happy holidays everyone

[yosi]

few more for the holidays

[squirtsilly]

Great posts, yosi. Great pix, great blurbs. Thanks for sharing them with us!

[sukumvit boy]

Wow,all the hottest gurls.
Tks,Yosi

[martin48]

.......

[trish]

Wow! Yosi and Martin, you've been outdoing yourselves. Hi there squirtsie :)

[squirtsilly]

That's it, Miss Trish. You nailed it.

Nailed it... :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

Happy New Year and thanks as always for your great captions!

[martin48]

Be careful what you wish for ...

[martin48]

.....

[trish]

Good one, martin.
Here's Wednesday's lesson.

[trish]

One for the weekend

[martin48]

One for the week

[trish]

Nos Promittere permanentia.

[martin48]

I'm following your line of .....

[trish]

love the insignia, martin.

[martin48]

A slightly less perverted cartoon for everyone but Trish!

[martin48]

They just get more simpler - must starting taking the meds again :)

[trish]

Hi martin. Love the humor as always. I'm taking a week or two hiatus. So this one will have you last for interim.

[squirtsilly]

ohmigosh, Miss Trish, ohmigosh...

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[martin48]

Hi martin. Love the humor as always. I'm taking a week or two hiatus. So this one will have you last for interim.


hi·a·tus (hhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/imacr.gif-http://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifthttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifs)n. pl. hi·a·tus·es or hiatusAnatomy A separation, aperture, fissure, or short passage in an organ or body part.

Interesting!

[Prospero]

I think she is using the first definition Martin. Though fissure is right i guess - between her posts.... so you'll have to bridge that aperture.

[martin48]

Too appealing to the intellect??

[martin48]

.....

[trish]

hi·a·tus (hhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/imacr.gif-http://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifthttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifs)n. pl. hi·a·tus·es or hiatus 1. A gap or interruption in space, time, or continuity; a break:

I'm back.

[martin48]

hi·a·tus (hhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/imacr.gif-http://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gifhttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/prime.gifthttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/schwa.gifs)n. pl. hi·a·tus·es or hiatus 1. A gap or interruption in space, time, or continuity; a break:

I'm back.


_________________________>

[trish]

To readers of this thread beware. It may be a transformative experience.

[martin48]

Help ....

[trish]

yikes!!

[trish]

With time, Trish's School of Forced Feminization can do this for you. Give us a call. ->

[martin48]

I think you would agree that I've cum a long way

[trish]

Love it, martin. Great caption.

This one is more of a tribute...to the cutest kitten on the internets.

[martin48]

My small tribute

[martin48]

Back to theme - the graduation class on the street

[trish]

Don't hesitate. Just do it. Enroll today.

[martin48]

Don't hesitate. Just do it. Enroll today.

Tomorrrow then?

[yosi]

I don't know if these have been posted in this thread before , but I like them

[martin48]

Yosi - We do need more contributors. Trish and I can't keep it up together just on our own

[trish]

Hi martin. Good one yosi. Here's a little present for all the viewers.

[squirtsilly]

i want to brush her hair and then blow her.

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

thank you Miss Trish. Happy Valentine's Day to you!

[buttslinger]

Thanks for the booty pick, trish
For Valentines Day I spent $48.95 to get a star named after you.
Let's see Martin top that!!

[martin48]

Thanks for the booty pick, trish
For Valentines Day I spent $48.95 to get a star named after you.
Let's see Martin top that!!

Pooh .....

[Prospero]

Surely saying you'll make one of the brightest stars in our little firmament into a star is redundant.

Trish shines bright.

[martin48]

Surely saying you'll make one of the brightest stars in our little firmament into a star is redundant.

Trish shines bright.


Of the First Water then ---

Heavenly jewels which Pericles hath lost,
Begin to part their fringes of bright gold.
The diamonds of a most praisèd water
Doth appear, to make the world twice rich.

[Prospero]

shakespeare?

[martin48]

Indeed - I know much over rated as he only strung together lots of well-known phrases.


The raven himself is hoarse
That croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan
Under my battlements. Come, you spirits
That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here,
And fill me from the crown to the toe topful
Of direst cruelty!

[MarquisE]

Where do I sign up?

[martin48]

Do not disturb - Marquis why not stay here instead?

[trish]

Just a few days after being made a star and I crash over Chelyabinsk. Sorry. Sorry. I just got my license and I'm still learning how to drive this thing.

[martin48]

Well, you offered

[martin48]

Just a few days after being made a star and I crash over Chelyabinsk. Sorry. Sorry. I just got my license and I'm still learning how to drive this thing.

This might help

[buttslinger]

I'm not sure Trish ever does anything by accident, I think maybe she can be a serious homewrecker when she.....goes down...

[martin48]

Thoughtful??

[trish]

I'm sure you're bum looks just fine, martin. Hi buttslinger. Here's some candy for you all.

[martin48]

Yummy. How about these? Made in chocolate.

http://evilcakehead.com/2013/01/14/castrated-chocolate-testicles

[buttslinger]

you guys need to open a window down here or somethin, I'm gettin' dizzy.......

[yosi]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e66bfd6833fe3253f62e7a8f97b7814/tumblr_mgg4beiU3s1rxe258o1_400.gif


http://25.media.tumblr.com/84a6ae1e5eac15bd0cd016be772fd7d1/tumblr_mgg4beiU3s1rxe258o2_400.gif


http://25.media.tumblr.com/535818b9706c8e0b8535eb9b39f71353/tumblr_mgg4beiU3s1rxe258o3_400.gif

[martin48]

Keeping the window open

[robertlouis]

I've been neglecting this thread. Great to see that the standard remains so high.

[smittysimon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vFTCSpbpYaA/ULg17SWsC-I/AAAAAAAAIuM/sVW0S9fxG_c/s1600/forbiddenfruit.jpg

[yosi]

A nice capture

[smittysimon]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VRXiNX0EIdE/UQdYaG3QKII/AAAAAAAAJwc/vq_QQjbcB8c/s1600/Page_1.jpg

[smittysimon]

Same image as the last cap, but with a totally different story.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-IOVVxgJgy2o/URygpCac1lI/AAAAAAAAJz8/3lnxBSnP8jk/s1600/Page_1.jpg

[trish]

Wow yosi, how'd you do that? Nice.

Martin, I'm throbbing. I think I may require two doses.

Hello, smittysimon. Welcome to Pot's Captures thread. Love your captions.

[yosi]

first date

[smittysimon]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YYzqfFE5YEo/US0WOv9mWKI/AAAAAAAAJ3U/JenOfDbe_eI/s1600/Page_1.jpg

[trish]

I always get sucked on first dates. Thanks yosi :)

Erectifying story, smitty...thanks.

Here's a little something for a snowy Thursday ->

[yosi]

I always get sucked on first dates. Thanks yosi :)



how about a first date with me? 8-)

[yosi]

Do you like to know a secret?

[yosi]

Another lesson from Trish's school

[martin48]

A little something for the weekend, sir?

[luvhungangels]

Another lesson from Trish's school

Thats not fair. I would strive to make the first part happen but then I would not get the second part ??

[yosi]

another lesson , Sunday special :D

[yosi]

Few for Monday

[martin48]

Please some culture here!

[trish]

Wow yosi, you are now officially a Jedi Master of TGirl Captioning. Congratulations!

And martin, your last caption is of the highest quality this thread has ever seen. Of course, that's partly due to the exquisite beauty of your subject Bailey Jay, the allusion to the superb music of John Lee Hooker and the general quality of the thread :)

Canned Heat - Hooker 'N Heat - 12 - I Got My Eyes On You - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SzEmz4rtZU)

[martin48]

:) :) :)

[yosi]

trish my dear , I still have plenty to learn from the true captioning mistress - you

anyway , enough talking

[MarquisE]

Anyone hungry?

Some don't have captions, was wondering if anyone had any ideas :)

[martin48]

Cover story

[tommy001]

some good stuff here

[trish]

wow martin. i'd swear that's right off the newstand.
Hi luvhungangels...almost didn't see you there. kisses.
'nother good one yosi.
I love the "more you drink the less you think" motif, MarquisE

here's my hump-day contribution->

[Prospero]

Totally excellent Martin.

But wit or half wait? Half wit for sure... if that is what you meant.
That copy would walk off the shelves on the basis of the Jennifer Paris cover line alone.
And become a collectors item if it had an exclusive spring collection modelled by Trish.

[trish]

WARNING: Avert you eyes. Look no further. For God's sake, LOOK AWAY!

[martin48]

Trish - How do they transplant an apple into your dick? Would give me the pips!

[trish]

Trish - How do they transplant an apple into your dick? Would give me the pips!Caught you looking! Actually, I think it's just that Mint gets so hard and horny she can core a Cortland apple in a single thrust. I'm trying to hire her to head up the department of corrections at my school. Oh, and no, you may not have the pips for free, you have to pay for them...pay dearly.

[yosi]

A good taste for honey

[yosi]

A nice day for a special wedding

[trish]

Women always cry at weddings. The men are made to cry later that night. Good one yosi :)

Here's mine for the weekend ->

[robertlouis]

Caught you looking! Actually, I think it's just that Mint gets so hard and horny she can core a Cortland apple in a single thrust. I'm trying to hire her to head up the department of corrections at my school. Oh, and no, you may not have the pips for free, you have to pay for them...pay dearly.

Is that an Apple i-Phuck, Trish?

[MarquisE]

I think I've devloped a swallowing fixation ;) Sorry some dont have captions.

[luvhungangels]

I think I've devloped a swallowing fixation ;) Sorry some dont have captions.
I have to say the pic with the caption is wonderful !!

[trish]

But, honey, why won't you swallow me? :(

[yosi]

trish is absolutly right

[martin48]

You are not going to swallow this one

[martin48]

Not good for your health. But WTF!

[yosi]

don't fight it

[lucentio]

What a beauty! Is she for real?

[mrtrebus]

Not good for your health. But WTF!
who she?

[Hiya]

Wow omg I have spent my whole day reading this thread front to back. Thank you everyone for 319 pages of fun on my phone nonetheless. I guess i have semi graduated the sissy school. You will be happy :Bowdown: when i have my new boobies. I don't think I even need hormones because the overwhelming increase in estrogen from reading your captions already had me lactating. stick a cock in me I'm done for

[martin48]

Wow omg I have spent my whole day reading this thread front to back. Thank you everyone for 319 pages of fun on my phone nonetheless. I guess i have semi graduated the sissy school. You will be happy :Bowdown: when i have my new boobies. I don't think I even need hormones because the overwhelming increase in estrogen from reading your captions already had me lactating. stick a cock in me I'm done for


I know how you feel!

[martin48]

who she?

?????? But good camera angle!

[yosi]

kinky mood

[lucentio]

Gave me a raging hard-on.

[yosi]

This 1 was translated from Japanese - not by me

[trish]

hi martin, lucentio, yosi et. al.

[yosi]

A real man

[martin48]

From the Darkside

[yosi]

An offer you cannot refuse

[martin48]

So geeky

[trish]

the mind-body problem:

[robertlouis]

the mind-body problem:

I'd quite like to, ahem, come between those two beauties, if you know what I mean.....

The usual high standard, ma'am.

Excellent. Carry on.

[yosi]

You like it........

[martin48]

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche


Marie Antoinette

[martin48]

I'd quite like to, ahem, come between those two beauties, if you know what I mean.....

The usual high standard, ma'am.

Excellent. Carry on.

Thank you, kind sir

[yosi]

Oh shit , I'm cumming

[yosi]

keep breathing

[luvtrans]

keep breathing
I'd prefer to suffocate under that delicious peach bottom of hers.

[yosi]

something for Trish..............

[martin48]

I'm sure this is not for Trish - a fine upstanding member of the community

[redsweater]

A sick tgirl femdom fantasy I had.

http://i.imgur.com/hjP2VJe.jpg

[yosi]

Silly boy , nothing is better

[yosi]

You have the right to remain silent

[trish]

Love all the humor and the sexual tension. Thanks martin, yosi & redsweater.

[trish]

A little help here...

[trish]

a blossom with a short stem

[yosi]

2 nice captures for the weekend

[yosi]

without gagging

[yosi]

few captures

[MdR Dave]

I don't have anything to add but my thanks.

Excellent work- it is appreciated.

[trish]

Hi MdR Dave. Yosi...you've been busy...horny and busy:)

[martin48]

New Reading Scheme

[trish]

Gotta love the abigurl. Nice.
Here's something to start off your Wednesday.

[martin48]

And from the other side ....

[trish]

The rain has cleared a bit here in the Midwest and it's feeling like Spring. The sun is shining, the trees are blooming and petals are showering down over the walkways. So here's a little something to put a Spring in your step.

[buttslinger]

I haven't kissed Trish's butt in a long time.....

It's so very nice to have you here.....:salad:salad

[trish]

Hey!! That's MY ass! :oops:

[martin48]

Hey!! That's MY ass! :oops:


Well, it's not mine

[trish]

Even though it's Friday, it's still a busy busy day. Oh well...back to work.

[Prospero]

Hey!! That's MY ass! :oops:


I'd be more than happy to allow your ass house room at my place.

[martin48]

Just keep looking - you may see ...

[danthepoetman]

Martin, I suppose I've had a bit too much scotch, but if I keep looking, I think I'm going to throw up...
Here's a couple i've done; not exactly porn, but I hope you like it... :)

[danthepoetman]

Exchange I imagined in my drunken Babylon... ;)

[yosi]

Hey!! That's MY ass! :oops:



http://25.media.tumblr.com/92163258dd8fe6ae7bf9d0ec6601273e/tumblr_mkwoduUv711qdoq4co6_250.gif

http://25.media.tumblr.com/61ee08545b07b5617233142cf164ea1c/tumblr_mkwoduUv711qdoq4co1_250.gif

[trish]

dan, love those movie interpretations. you should produce and direct some remakes.

martin, i've been looking at that stereogram 'til i almost got a case of permanent wall-eye. to cure that i stared at it cross-eyed. i see ridges. valleys, mounds and gullies. but nothing comes together into a coherent picture. yet. i'm still working on it.

in the meantime, here's something for you, yosi, prospero and that scoundrel picture molester buttslinger to stare at.

[Prospero]

Now I wish to sink deep into that dark dream of paradise... my face embraced in those deep desirable hills of darkness...

[buttslinger]

Some of these posts need warning labels.

[sukumvit boy]

It's not working for me ,Martin. Maybe I need to look at it in a different,possibly smaller size. I just can't form a gestalt image.At times it looks like a red filigree over a green window.

[sukumvit boy]

Just keep looking - you may see ...
Thanks martin ,neat stuff! These are called Stereograms, a picture within a picture.I understand that one of the tricks is to focus beyond or in front of the thing and a 3D image will appear .
http://www.ixtlan.ru/faq.php#Subject3
http://www.illusions.org/

[danthepoetman]

Confuzionism...

[danthepoetman]

:) !!!

[martin48]

No more eye tricks. Just some eye candy

[martin48]

Just asking ....

[trish]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but around here there is no kinky 'cause everything's normal.

[danthepoetman]

Still have problems resizing, but let's try this one...

[BigDF]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but around here there is no kinky 'cause everything's normal.Ok, you're wrong. Where do you want to meet?:joke::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

Hi BigDF,

lean forward and...

[martin48]

Dan and Trish - you poor people with resizing problems, but help is at hand

[trish]

One for Wednesday->

[martin48]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but around here there is no kinky 'cause everything's normal.


Made a start :)

[yosi]

some smoking is good for your health