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martin48
06-20-2012, 09:04 PM
Works both ways, my Dear

trish
06-20-2012, 10:37 PM
oooo yes...i can almost taste it. nice one martin.

I didn't forget you Squirtsie ->

martin48
06-20-2012, 11:11 PM
That's all folks!:smileysex:

yosi
06-21-2012, 01:50 PM
The Pizza boy

trish
06-21-2012, 06:12 PM
to martin: NO...DON'T STOP!
to yosi: nice ones.

yosi
06-21-2012, 10:17 PM
trish my dear

I've just noticed the the same captures I've uploaded today, were uploaded by you before in the big art thread.

sorry about that :Bowdown:

martin48
06-21-2012, 10:55 PM
trish my dear

I've just noticed the the same captures I've uploaded today, were uploaded by you before in the big art thread.

sorry about that :Bowdown:

Now, Trish, that is naughty!

martin48
06-21-2012, 11:10 PM
Please knock engineers - we are a special breed

martin48
06-22-2012, 11:58 PM
Continuing Education

martin48
06-23-2012, 11:33 AM
......

trish
06-23-2012, 04:36 PM
Wow! I think I can draw a cat now; thanks martin. Hi yosi.

I'll be traveling for a few weeks, and even though I might check in once in a while, I'm probably won't have the time to make and upload captions. Catch up with you sweet guys later.

Here's a couple to hold you until my return:

martin48
06-23-2012, 06:48 PM
Wow! I think I can draw a cat now; thanks martin. Hi yosi.

I'll be traveling for a few weeks, and even though I might check in once in a while, I'm probably won't have the time to make and upload captions. Catch up with you sweet guys later.



.......

squirtsilly
06-24-2012, 05:26 AM
oh Miss Trish thanks for #2752! i will empty myself till her lips tell me it's time to rest my silly little limp noodle!! maybe she will let me suck her titties too when i am resting up?

have a good trip!!

martin48
06-25-2012, 10:45 PM
So cruel

martin48
06-26-2012, 06:04 PM
2 .....

Prospero
06-28-2012, 11:17 AM
Hey Trish - it your travels bring you across the big water let us know

martin48
06-29-2012, 06:55 PM
Oh, you do some work for a change ....

robertlouis
07-01-2012, 07:38 AM
Hey Trish - it your travels bring you across the big water let us know

Indeed. I'm sure you'll take this in the right spirit, Trish. While we're all intrigued to find out more about you, I'd for one be very happy just to spend an evening sharing some excellent wine and what I'm sure would be a stimulating conversation.

Although if it did lead to anything else...... :dancing: :kiss:

And Martin, thanks for your excellent contributions to the thread. Great stuff. How I'd love for that "Sun" pic to pop up at the end of an edition of "Have I Got News For You!"

martin48
07-02-2012, 03:03 PM
... and this week's guest publication.

martin48
07-03-2012, 07:28 PM
If only .....

martin48
07-04-2012, 02:54 PM
“So we grew together,
Like to a double cherry, seeming parted,
But yet an union in partition.”

martin48
07-04-2012, 11:00 PM
Bang, bang, bang

martin48
07-10-2012, 10:23 AM
Holiday time

trish
07-10-2012, 02:10 PM
Sweet card Martin. I'm having a great time and hard at work too ( kind of a work vacation visiting colleagues). I do really appreciate the card and will be returning to HA in full capacity ASAP.
xxxooo
Trish

Prospero
07-11-2012, 06:36 PM
Hey - I got an American academic staying with me at the moment in London? It's not you is it Trish....lol

trish
07-11-2012, 11:25 PM
Turn to her and ask, "Is the Kraken's reach confined to the oceans depths?" If she replies, "Nay, it plumbs the temporal pools of the multi-seas," then she is I. Though such a reply should be unexpected as I'm not currently aware of being in London nor Un-Lun-Dun.

Prospero
07-11-2012, 11:32 PM
ah... didn't think so. So if you were she would you also be hugely well informed about obscure anglo saxon literature?

MarquisE
07-13-2012, 06:06 AM
Hrm, I may be a fool for asking, but does the hypno suggestion truly work? What did you find the most effective?

trish
07-13-2012, 04:03 PM
ah... didn't think so. So if you were she would you also be hugely well informed about obscure anglo saxon literature?

It's safe to say then that I'm not her. So it is with a twinge of jealousy that I hope you two are enjoying each other's company.

trish
07-13-2012, 04:12 PM
Hrm, I may be a fool for asking, but does the hypno suggestion truly work? What did you find the most effective?
I highly suspect (obey) it only functions to reinforce (you need to obey) the obsessions and compulsions (you want to become my sissy slave) that are already present (you have to wank right now) in the the subject's libidinous (wank harder...faster...when you cum you will be mine) desire. (CUM)

martin48
07-13-2012, 11:48 PM
It's all a question of proving the right identity. The real Trish would be able to prove the following identity

Prove the identiry Sin^2x + Cos^2x = 1?

MarquisE
07-14-2012, 03:41 AM
May I request permission to be hypnotized? I dont know if i ever have been.

trish
07-14-2012, 03:45 PM
When I get back I'll make you a few hypno captions. View with caution ;)

martin48
07-14-2012, 06:25 PM
While you wait try ...

http://youtu.be/yN5XXBBxnOA

MarquisE
07-15-2012, 02:10 AM
Why thank you that was very interesting, low volume though.
Im also wondering what excites the body most about hypno suggestion. Pheromonal, mental etc.

martin48
07-15-2012, 07:17 PM
Another holiday postcard selection

JayR80
07-16-2012, 02:01 AM
Do as she says - you may be rewarded.....


Stunning!!

martin48
07-16-2012, 09:54 PM
There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a blowjob.

trish
07-17-2012, 11:05 PM
An attempt to slip beneath MarquisE's mind ->

martin48
07-17-2012, 11:30 PM
Two pronged attack it is then ...

buttslinger
07-18-2012, 03:26 AM
:dancing:You guys are havin' WAY too much fun down here!!!.....:dancing:.

MarquisE
07-18-2012, 05:23 AM
Would you consider it inappropriate if I comment on how I was just double teamed?

martin48
07-18-2012, 11:36 AM
Now that Marquis is treated - though I feel frequent refreshers will be needed to keep him off the straight and narrow, I think some more school work is required.

martin48
07-18-2012, 04:43 PM
....

trish
07-18-2012, 09:54 PM
Hi buttslinger. Feel free to join in. The more the merrier.


Would you consider it inappropriate if I comment on how I was just double teamed?

Of course not, just remember to use your most feminine posting voice when commenting.

Love the applied geometry, martin. Time to stop studying and have drink.
(Note to MarquisE, look for the word "taste"...oops I just just said "taste". I didn't mean to...say "taste" that is. I only meant to say the word "taste" appears in the caption.

MarquisE
07-19-2012, 12:19 AM
But how will I know if I'm successfully hypnotized?

And I was just double teamed again.

MarquisE
07-19-2012, 04:32 AM
though I feel frequent refreshers will be needed to keep him off the straight and narrow,

Off the Straight and Narrow?

buttslinger
07-19-2012, 09:51 PM
Run away quick, MarquisE, these people are dangerous.....

martin48
07-19-2012, 10:21 PM
Too late - you are all doomed

trish
07-19-2012, 10:56 PM
Danger Danger Will Robinson
It's a hypnotic trap.
Close your eyes.
Stop your hears.
TASTE nothing.

MarquisE
07-19-2012, 11:08 PM
My, my, my. I feel honored that you both took an interest in me.

buttslinger
07-20-2012, 03:15 AM
WAAAAAY too much fun!

MarquisE
07-20-2012, 11:29 AM
Aw, there is nothing wrong with a little harmless fun. Wouldn't ya'll say?

martin48
07-20-2012, 11:49 AM
Need we say more ...

squirtsilly
07-21-2012, 12:31 AM
#2789 is a masterpiece, Miss Trish. Though meant for MarquisE, i too can taste its gooey greatness...oh my...

And #2790 by Martin48 indeed continues the attack...i am made weak by pretty and graceful red manicured fingers holding lovely cum-filled balls below a stick that's, oh oh, so ready for shooting...ohhh gosh

i need to fill my panties now

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

so silly

so squirty

so sissy...

MarquisE
07-21-2012, 01:32 AM
Martin,
I worry I've offended you. I apologize if I have. I've hovered around this site awhile and I adore all your's and Trish's posts here and over in the toons. I'm a fan.

buttslinger
07-21-2012, 05:44 AM
Marqise, trust me, you're fine, my first post I got Attacked Visciously by a MOB when I asked for advice on street prostitutes.
I was afraid Trish had left us for greener pastures, but yeah, 2789, I'm just plain afraid of her now..woo woo!

martin48
07-21-2012, 03:34 PM
Martin,
I worry I've offended you. I apologize if I have. I've hovered around this site awhile and I adore all your's and Trish's posts here and over in the toons. I'm a fan.

No offense - just harmless fun. Keep happy - Trish will feel the same.

M

trish
07-21-2012, 07:52 PM
Hi squirtsie. Always happy to drain two cocks with one spell. Keep on cummin' now.

Hello there MarquisE. No ill feelings here, just having fun making captions. I especially like it when the customer pulls out his tool and starts wanking on the spot...that means you too buttslinger. Fun for all. I want to see this forum so backed up with splooge they have to send in a team of plumbers to drain it...mmmm yum, plumbers!

(here's an attempt at photo manipulation ->)

MarquisE
07-21-2012, 08:18 PM
:) To all, and very nice.

buttslinger
07-22-2012, 01:14 AM
Wow! This SEX THERAPY is really bringing me out of my shell.

MarquisE
07-22-2012, 02:07 PM
You know, as I sit here on this Sunday morning, going through all the posts again and I remember when a Sunday meant something completely different. Never liked the baptist churches I went to. I prefer my new Sundays.

buttslinger
07-22-2012, 03:12 PM
This Sunday morning I'm sitting in a Virtual Police Cell, it seems my "oapture" joke was on me, instead of goofin' that I was a Party Unto Myself in my cheap Motel Room, it turns out I was actually in the Hallway, and Police were called after reports of a naked man with a bottle of baby oil doing strange dances by the ice machine. Luckily no children were involved like my experience over on that "other forum".

trish
07-23-2012, 07:26 AM
Sorry the Sunday edition is late. But better late than never.

martin48
07-23-2012, 08:40 AM
For Monday - I succumb

MarquisE
07-23-2012, 12:24 PM
Everyone who posts here is very talented with their work. I share this alot I find on thread with my own Goddess and her pets. We all enjoy everyone's work.

martin48
07-23-2012, 04:36 PM
Marquis - Your New Church awaits

MarquisE
07-23-2012, 04:39 PM
Now that is incredibly kinky.

martin48
07-23-2012, 09:50 PM
How kinky would you like?

MarquisE
07-23-2012, 09:55 PM
First,

Your timing is impeccable. Second. Thats one of my limits there, Im kinky in other ways though. (Not that other way) My limits are strict but essential. ;)

Kinky concept. Swallowing would be a sacred rite, same with barebacking orgasms.

arfman
07-24-2012, 12:14 AM
Wow, it has been a while since I checked in, but I see Martin and Trish have kept up the good work.

Trish, welcome back and thanks for the caps. The one a few pages back with the beer tap had me mesmerized.

MarquisE
07-24-2012, 12:45 AM
I concur, I am not an alcoholic but I just was so thirsty after looking at that. I drank and the taste was amazing.

trish
07-24-2012, 09:58 PM
Fuck you martin, you just made me masturbate to Satan and now I'm eternally damned!! Damn, I just did it again!!!

Hi arfman, thanks for the appreciation. Here another thirst quencher. Look out MarquisE, it contains your trigger word.

martin48
07-25-2012, 08:46 AM
Trish, let's make certain you are damned. One more time - you can do it

trish
07-25-2012, 08:21 PM
Shit! Now I'm worse then damned. I just joined a fucking Church. I sure like the communion services though..."...eat thou of the COCK of our savior and drink of Her CUM."

Here's another hypno-dabble

martin48
07-25-2012, 11:34 PM
Ave Satanas

martin48
07-25-2012, 11:36 PM
Trish - Can we move on to something a little lighter?

MarquisE
07-26-2012, 03:00 AM
Thats not lighter at all. Thats a hearty meal she had. Couldn't finish all of it and a slobby eater. Tsk tsk.

trish
07-26-2012, 03:03 PM
mmmm she looks like a delicious gingerbread girl covered in icing.

Okay, I'll start off the day.
Would you like to play a game?
How about a nice game of global thermonjizzmatic war?

martin48
07-26-2012, 04:44 PM
I like playing games - how about a nice game of Angry Birds?

MarquisE
07-27-2012, 12:10 AM
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/Why+_71a26c6ded34c5fc046c16d8d3154387.jpg

martin48
07-27-2012, 04:31 PM
Let us return to a more gentle age!

arfman
07-28-2012, 12:04 AM
Hi arfman, thanks for the appreciation. Here another thirst quencher. Look out MarquisE, it contains your trigger word.

Thank you trish. I'm not sure that really quenched anything though. While she was cooling down I was getting hot & bothered.

martin48
07-28-2012, 10:21 PM
Not my effort but well worth posting

MarquisE
07-31-2012, 11:49 PM
Hrm. Been a few days. People could end up on the straight and narrow.

buttslinger
08-01-2012, 01:03 AM
I tried to do a couple, they're harder than they look.

MarquisE
08-01-2012, 01:19 AM
I have no idea where to find images to do them.

martin48
08-01-2012, 10:41 PM
OK - just for you two guys.

MarquisE
08-01-2012, 11:32 PM
Thank you teacher.

martin48
08-01-2012, 11:53 PM
Just be careful - this can happen

MarquisE
08-02-2012, 11:49 PM
And what if it does?

yosi
08-04-2012, 04:38 PM
few for Saturday

MarquisE
08-05-2012, 08:55 PM
A few I found in my search

trish
08-07-2012, 01:29 PM
WOW! great stuff everyone.

buttslinger
08-08-2012, 01:15 AM
Welcome to the ranks of the Eternally Damned, MarquisE

Here's my application. It is a prototype of an invention I'm patenting, a plastic rod that attatches from the rib to the nipple, that appears to release the breast from the laws of gravity. I am working on the variant model which features a mid-section "orb within an orb" attachment that adds a split second delayed "bounce within a bounce" feature. With a little practice in heels, the slight up and down jiggle of the elongated nippled apparatus will be followed by an up and down "flesh tide" movement.

conny
08-08-2012, 07:49 AM
nice to see you back here Trish :)
your contributions are highly appreciated

MarquisE
08-09-2012, 03:24 AM
What do I have to do to earn more ;)

buttslinger
08-10-2012, 05:46 PM
I tried doing a capture about receiving cum soaked panties vacuum sealed in the mail, and all the things I'd do with them, but my internal compass gets too shaky about that personal stuff. I'll leave the teasing to the pervy masters...go ahead... THRILL ME!!!! ha ha.

squirtsilly
08-10-2012, 06:50 PM
Awesome captions! Holy shit! Thanks everyone!

I especially love those two shots with Areeya in #2847, MarquisE, her cock always seems to be the center of gravity in any photo she appears in, jutting up and creamy to enslave us! :)

trish
08-12-2012, 07:14 PM
Hello martin, MarquisE, yosi, buttslinger, squirtsilly et. al. Love you all. I like to imagine you all squeezing and tugging your boners while perusing these pages. Let's all squirt NOW.

Here's one for Sunday->

MarquisE
08-12-2012, 07:40 PM
Thank you Trish

MarquisE
08-13-2012, 08:11 AM
Tonight I am going to the local LGBT bar to find me a couple or a TS to take me home and look through images from this thread with me while they make sure it gets good and drilled into me. Can I request some hard hitting hypnosis spots to help seal everything good and tight?

martin48
08-13-2012, 02:21 PM
All I can say ...

martin48
08-13-2012, 09:50 PM
All men are equal before fish - Herbert Hoover

I don't understand it either

madcrusta08
08-14-2012, 08:36 PM
haha thats me right there.

buttslinger
08-15-2012, 03:56 AM
What's this, fan mail from some flounder?
Must be out doing a little fly fishing.
Aye yi yi, I'm giving myself a haddock.

MarquisE
08-15-2012, 04:26 AM
Death by Snoo Snoo is fine with me.

martin48
08-17-2012, 02:15 PM
A quickie - as they say

martin48
08-17-2012, 02:29 PM
and again

martin48
08-17-2012, 06:26 PM
A personal one ...:)

MarquisE
08-17-2012, 11:33 PM
Thank you for the present, its a tad small ;)

But thank you nonetheless :)

yosi
08-18-2012, 03:20 PM
hope you like this 1

martin48
08-20-2012, 05:58 PM
teddy bears picnic

trish
08-22-2012, 10:30 PM
MarquisE, yosi, martin. Great stuff. Sorry I haven't been creative lately...just getting ready for Fall term.

BluegrassCat
08-25-2012, 02:15 AM
Howdy all. A couple of my captions.

Lovecox
08-25-2012, 03:09 AM
How do I get the nice type on there?

BluegrassCat
08-25-2012, 03:34 AM
Not sure, I use Paint which is super basic that comes with typing standard. Trish is the artist around here.

martin48
08-28-2012, 07:27 PM
Well, it's good advice

trish
08-29-2012, 06:18 AM
wow! nice captions. thanks bluegrass, Lovecox & martin.

martin48
08-29-2012, 10:43 AM
Got the drift of what is needed here

MarquisE
08-29-2012, 12:10 PM
Wow I thank everyone for their contributions. Trish, I have to say, I think it might be working.

trish
08-31-2012, 06:30 AM
You two could definitely be Master Makers. Great caps guys.

martin48
08-31-2012, 10:11 AM
Wow I thank everyone for their contributions. Trish, I have to say, I think it might be working.

Lol - "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." - Woody Allen

martin48
09-01-2012, 12:15 AM
Couple of finds for your edification and delectation.

BluegrassCat
09-01-2012, 05:23 AM
Anasheya+

martin48
09-01-2012, 11:16 AM
Sup up

trish
09-01-2012, 10:53 PM
you should market those cups on HA martin, you stand to make a mint.

Lovecox
09-01-2012, 11:48 PM
you should market those cups on HA martin, you stand to make a mint.

This is so existential. I love it.

martin48
09-04-2012, 03:42 PM
Tidy desk, tidy mind
Dirty desk, dirty mind

MarquisE
09-05-2012, 03:33 AM
I would love that job. I like my daily dose of medicine. Dont know what I would do without it.

MarquisE
09-07-2012, 11:57 AM
Mmmm next daily dose. So does anyone want to make anything out of these? Trish, Martin I didn't know if ya'll could or would.

martin48
09-07-2012, 10:43 PM
I think this one says it all

trish
09-11-2012, 08:30 PM
Thanks for the captions. Sorry my output has tapered off a bit. I've been preoccupied. Indeed for the next week my presence on the boards will be somewhat sporadic as I'm off on a "field trip."

Oh and yes, Martin...I confess...I stole your pic. If you think of it bump the "Make sure you've got a photo ID" thread once in a while when I'm gone.

xxxooo

martin48
09-11-2012, 09:27 PM
I might just do that XXX

BluegrassCat
09-13-2012, 12:25 AM
An Anasheya edited

martin48
09-14-2012, 05:39 PM
Loved the sports - especially this one. Perhaps never got on US TV

martin48
09-14-2012, 05:46 PM
Updated an old government poster :)

martin48
09-16-2012, 11:26 AM
Some deep political thoughts, which I commend to my readers and viewers

gaffer
09-16-2012, 02:21 PM
Martin: Really enjoyed your "good wife" poster. Was this truly a government-sponsored bit of advertising? Amazingly out of touch with todays PC sensibilities.

Looks like WW II vintage. Was it really saying keep the home fires burning, or rather a subliminal warning against the "overpaid, over-sexed and over here" Yanks?

martin48
09-16-2012, 08:36 PM
Martin: Really enjoyed your "good wife" poster. Was this truly a government-sponsored bit of advertising? Amazingly out of touch with todays PC sensibilities.

Looks like WW II vintage. Was it really saying keep the home fires burning, or rather a subliminal warning against the "overpaid, over-sexed and over here" Yanks?

As far as I know, it's genuine - Those were the days!

martin48
09-17-2012, 01:21 PM
......

trish
09-20-2012, 11:39 PM
Thank you martin and thank you bluegrasscat...for the great caps you posted while I was gone. Well I'm back. Maybe I get some time to work on MarquisE's request (if you're still checking in). In the mean time...

luvtrans
09-22-2012, 01:13 AM
Noooooo. Don't do it.

BluegrassCat
09-22-2012, 02:33 AM
That is scary Trish.

BluegrassCat
09-22-2012, 10:56 PM
Milena Rae Jepsen

trish
09-24-2012, 11:54 PM
Here's one for MarquisE per request.

MarquisE
09-25-2012, 07:40 AM
Wow Trish very sexy indeed. Ive been bad I stumbled onto some hypnosis videos. Also extremely kinky.

martin48
09-25-2012, 11:03 PM
......

trish
09-26-2012, 06:18 AM
Two mind melting messages from M and M. Thank you gentlemen.

martin48
09-26-2012, 05:47 PM
More melting and shrinking

MarquisE
09-27-2012, 12:50 PM
Martin you ideas are incredibly kinky, mine is working in the other direction though ;)

martin48
09-27-2012, 06:34 PM
.............

trish
09-28-2012, 06:09 AM
i see this page needs another caption. here goes

trish
10-01-2012, 01:23 AM
One for Sunday evening->

martin48
10-01-2012, 01:12 PM
Another for Monday

martin48
10-01-2012, 03:31 PM
Phonecall from Home

trish
10-01-2012, 05:08 PM
Nice captions to lift my Blue Monday skirt...oops!...I mean spirits...lift my Blue Monday spirits. Thanks martin. Here one featuring Joanna. Hope she doesn't mind.

martin48
10-01-2012, 05:42 PM
What a speedy reuse of source material!

martin48
10-01-2012, 06:21 PM
Rising hemline again, Trish

trish
10-02-2012, 05:33 PM
Spikey or none at all. Eeeuww! Thanks for the warning...I'm definitely changing my travel plans. How about tiny? ->

martin48
10-02-2012, 06:41 PM
I can seat the root of the problem now.

trish
10-03-2012, 03:16 AM
Sitting here laughing. :D

martin48
10-03-2012, 09:14 AM
Visuals from another thread, Trish

Prospero
10-03-2012, 11:04 AM
Excellent satire, Martin

martin48
10-03-2012, 10:16 PM
I hope to god, Jamie doesn't discover it.

Prospero
10-05-2012, 10:59 AM
Well God will steer her here ... and probably smite you

tsadriana
10-05-2012, 11:00 AM
Visuals from another thread, Trish
hahahahah omega point:mad:

danthepoetman
10-05-2012, 04:18 PM
So, Martin, tell me then, is this trinity? If not, what is?

martin48
10-05-2012, 04:58 PM
So, Martin, tell me then, is this trinity? If not, what is?

Continuing our thought chain, this is The Trinity

martin48
10-05-2012, 06:28 PM
Another for our little cherubims

Prospero
10-05-2012, 06:32 PM
C'mon Martin - let's have a Muslim spoof while you're at it. Let the fatwas rain down.

martin48
10-05-2012, 08:14 PM
C'mon Martin - let's have a Muslim spoof while you're at it. Let the fatwas rain down.

Look, this is dangerous stuff. So for one night only, a very rare picture from the heart of the Middle East.

Don't ask me to do this kind of thing again.

trish
10-05-2012, 10:03 PM
Uh-ho...the spy network has been infiltrated ->

pot
10-05-2012, 10:16 PM
Lovely - MI2 wants to be penetrated !!!

martin48
10-05-2012, 11:03 PM
OK, you set the theme, Trish

martin48
10-07-2012, 11:46 AM
Another in the same genre

trish
10-09-2012, 06:42 AM
Lovely - MI2 wants to be penetrated !!!Hello Pot. Long time no see. It's lovely to hear from you again.

martin48
10-09-2012, 11:06 AM
A more homely caption

trish
10-10-2012, 12:50 AM
Okay, my first magazine cover ->

martin48
10-11-2012, 11:15 PM
Another cover version

MarquisE
10-12-2012, 12:53 AM
Here I am looking to break myself of hypno and come back only to find the beautiful Trish and wonderous Martin discovered hypno suggestive magazine covers.

No caption, just something primal to look at.

trish
10-12-2012, 03:51 AM
MarquisE, YOU DARE NOT LOOK AWAY. GAZE UPON THE ABYSS OF HYPNOTIC ADDICTION

FootFetishGuy
10-12-2012, 04:05 AM
Okay, my first magazine cover ->

Who is that gorgeous Goddess?

martin48
10-12-2012, 10:22 AM
MarquisE - You are right .....

trish
10-13-2012, 07:46 PM
Who is that gorgeous Goddess?
Sorry FFG, I looked around and couldn't find her. I'm quite sure I got her picture from the HA general forum; that's where I get almost all the pics I caption. Sorry again.

Here's a cap to make up for it ->

martin48
10-14-2012, 12:27 PM
Suitable reply?

spolverone
10-15-2012, 01:46 PM
great cap!!!!

martin48
10-15-2012, 10:55 PM
humo(u)r - of sorts

trish
10-15-2012, 11:50 PM
<3 i love it <3

trish
10-16-2012, 06:24 AM
Okay, here's the problem. I found a folder of captions I made a while back and I don't remember which ones I've already posted and which ones I haven't. So I'm just going to post them all right now.

martin48
10-16-2012, 10:32 AM
A suitable case for treatment?

Prospero
10-16-2012, 10:50 AM
humo(u)r - of sorts

On of your best Martin

martin48
10-16-2012, 09:38 PM
I can be romantic as well

trish
10-17-2012, 06:28 AM
I see a two-valued scalar field (the black value being centrally weighted) displaying bilateral symmetry (across the vertical) over a two-dimensional square domain...and how'd the hell did you get my computer?!:)

Here's one that's definitely not a repeat->

martin48
10-17-2012, 09:49 AM
I see a two-valued scalar field (the black value being centrally weighted) displaying bilateral symmetry (across the vertical) over a two-dimensional square domain...

It's worse than I thought

luvtrans
10-18-2012, 12:28 AM
A suitable case for treatment?
I see spots ... no, wait ... I see !!!

martin48
10-19-2012, 09:32 AM
Fully charged

martin48
10-20-2012, 09:46 AM
A follow up

trish
10-20-2012, 06:06 PM
another variation on the teensie weenie theme->

martin48
10-22-2012, 10:09 PM
Feeling lazy ----

martin48
10-22-2012, 10:22 PM
... even lazier

roit2003
10-23-2012, 04:45 AM
Not mine but thought they were fun.

trish
10-23-2012, 06:29 AM
Love your humor, martin...and your choice of pics to work with.
Hello roit. Haven't seen you here before, so welcome aboard the HMS Perversion. Very happy to see you contributing such enticing captions.
In keeping with the theme->

martin48
10-23-2012, 05:03 PM
Love your humor, martin...and your choice of pics to work with.


Well, thanks. Can't always match your words

If we are continuing the theme, let's go a little bit more extreme ...

For "Autumn" read "Fall", of course.

trish
10-24-2012, 03:08 AM
Hmmmm pruning, eh? You asked for it.

roit2003
10-24-2012, 10:17 PM
a few more from the same artist,

trish
10-25-2012, 04:23 AM
Thank you roit. Here's one more variation on a seasonal theme by martin.

robertlouis
10-25-2012, 07:41 AM
Hmmmm pruning, eh? You asked for it.

The unkindest cut of all.


Ouch!

martin48
10-25-2012, 04:10 PM
Thank you roit. Here's one more variation on a seasonal theme by martin.

I think we kill off the seasonal theme before we sink any lower

Prospero
10-25-2012, 04:14 PM
Hey guys... PLEASE no more genital mutilation images. The one that Trish posted put me off my tea and biscuits.

martin48
10-25-2012, 04:46 PM
Hey guys... PLEASE no more genital mutilation images. The one that Trish posted put me off my tea and biscuits.


Agreed! But it was Trish that started it, Mister! Honest, it wasn't me, Sir!

Prospero
10-25-2012, 04:48 PM
Hmmm... but I choked on my thin arrowroot biscuit and couldn't drink anymore of my Lapsang Souchon... so please be more genteel with our sensibilities.

trish
10-25-2012, 05:08 PM
I assure you no model was harmed during the making of this caption....well only one...and he deserved it.

martin48
10-25-2012, 05:19 PM
We agree to be good boys and girls

Prospero
10-25-2012, 06:25 PM
Excellent... let's all be nice now... with pictures like this

martin48
10-25-2012, 06:26 PM
Excellent... let's all be nice now... with pictures like this

Ah, a couple of pussies. Nice!

Prospero
10-25-2012, 06:27 PM
Oh god... they're underage pussies though.

trish
10-25-2012, 07:30 PM
No more pussy for you Prospero!

martin48
10-25-2012, 10:59 PM
I do like the word 'reciprocity'

martin48
10-26-2012, 12:37 AM
Question time

BigDF
10-26-2012, 02:11 PM
Hey guys... PLEASE no more genital mutilation images. The one that Trish posted put me off my tea and biscuits.This theme follows an idea that I'm beginning see all over the place, on Twitter, Fetlife and now here. The ladies are tired of seeing guys' dick pics (just a photo of an erect dick all by itself) used as avatars or tweeted to them. I think the message is quite clear now and I hope everyone gets it. Just sayin...

Prospero
10-26-2012, 03:31 PM
I'm not sure that Trish was sending us a serious message DF... just messin' with us I think. But i could be wrong.

buttslinger
10-26-2012, 05:01 PM
I promised to go down on Trishs' asshole like a hobo goes down on a ham sandwich, and I always keep my promises, but I think that in light of recent developments, I would have to keep one eye open at all times, and insure that no sharp objects were close at hand. That Trish is a complicated chick............

Prospero
10-26-2012, 06:17 PM
Perhaps we DO need to take it seriously....

martin48
10-26-2012, 06:17 PM
I promised to go down on Trishs' asshole like a hobo goes down on a ham sandwich, and I always keep my promises, but I think that in light of recent developments, I would have to keep one eye open at all times, and insure that no sharp objects were close at hand. That Trish is a complicated chick............

I'm keeping out of this one.

trish
10-26-2012, 06:55 PM
Don't be scared. It's just little ol' me. Why there ain't nothing behind my back...I promise ;)

martin48
10-26-2012, 08:58 PM
Don't be scared. It's just little ol' me. Why there ain't nothing behind my back...I promise ;)

.....

trish
10-27-2012, 02:33 AM
Warning: the weak of will should not view the following caption.

trish
10-27-2012, 04:58 PM
One for the weekend (with apologies to Liberty Harkness...hope she doesn't mind the appropriation).

martin48
10-28-2012, 01:23 PM
Safety Notice

martin48
10-28-2012, 02:53 PM
Another genre

trish
10-28-2012, 03:41 PM
Such cruel visions of Masters and Mistresses! We would never do such things.

martin48
10-28-2012, 05:10 PM
Such cruel visions of Masters and Mistresses! We would never do such things.

Certainly not! Well, not while we are being moderated.

martin48
10-28-2012, 05:59 PM
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s distorted imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.


The thoughts, actions, or deeds featured on this illustation may not be suitable for all recipients or be appropriate for their personal circumstances. If in any doubt a potential viewer should seek advice from a qualified independent adviser.

Sit inspectoris cavete

trish
10-28-2012, 06:46 PM
Nice kitty, obviously happy and free enough to frolic. She must love her Master and Mistress dearly. Clients on the the hand can be quite cruel, look at what robertlouis does to his "dates" -> http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showpost.php?p=1226520&postcount=25

martin48
10-28-2012, 07:28 PM
Nice kitty, obviously happy and free enough to frolic. She must love her Master and Mistress dearly. Clients on the the hand can be quite cruel, look at what robertlouis does to his "dates" -> http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showpost.php?p=1226520&postcount=25


Interesting - I usually undertake the eating part early on rather than at the end. 36 hours! Yes, that would be the maximum.

martin48
10-28-2012, 08:22 PM
On the subject of food

trish
10-29-2012, 09:43 PM
We (Mistresses and Masters) only ever seek to provide healthful administrations: good for whatever ails you:

martin48
10-29-2012, 10:43 PM
Not many vitamins (some vitamen C) mainly fructose, water, citric acid, some proteins, few enzymes and zinc. Only about 5 cal per teaspoon and if you are lucky 500 million littlespermatozoa.

But still good for you.

martin48
10-29-2012, 11:19 PM
Obscure references - but must break free from Trish's hold :)

MarquisE
10-30-2012, 04:35 AM
Whats good for me?

FootFetishGuy
10-30-2012, 06:02 AM
Enough said.

martin48
10-30-2012, 01:52 PM
Short and to the point

martin48
10-30-2012, 01:53 PM
Video games are bad for you.

Prospero
10-30-2012, 03:07 PM
Talking of gladiators.. this is more to my taste....

trish
10-30-2012, 03:58 PM
one for the Marquis E

martin48
10-30-2012, 04:40 PM
one for the Marquis E

The day starts earlier ....

martin48
10-31-2012, 01:53 AM
Another penetrating and epigrammatic contribution

robertlouis
10-31-2012, 04:50 AM
one for the Marquis E

I prefer mine over easy.....

martin48
10-31-2012, 11:40 AM
'Tis the day.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.