Captures

[XavierXTC]

whewwwwwwwwwwwwww =0000

[trish]

Robert, Squirtsie, BigDF, XTC__hi all.

[robertlouis]

Robert, Squirtsie, BigDF, XTC__hi all.

Hi Trish and the Gang!

The guy's no gentleman - keeping his socks on, what are standards coming to? Tsk.

And I reckon she's thinking about the grocery list.....

[robertlouis]

Ma chere Jenny

Je suis peut-etre le seul membre de Hung Angels qui peut a vous repondre en francais.

Alors, si vous voulez annoncer votres produits, il ferait mieux le faire en anglais, s'il vous plait.

Bienvenue aussi sur le forum.

Felicitations

[trish]

Grocery list! She's thinking about the $400 shoes she's going to buy when she gets rid of her "besocked" john.

[robertlouis]

Grocery list! She's thinking about the $400 shoes she's going to buy when she gets rid of her "besocked" john.

Now that's more my kind of girl, thanks Trish. And could it be possible she's enjoying herself just a little too? As a dedicated top (yes, it's a hard job, but someone has to do it..... :dancing: ), pix of guys getting fucked just isn't my thing.

And what exactly is this apparent convention that sees guys keeping their socks on while screwing? IMHO it's gross as well as grotesque. Same with girls in nothing but heels. Why would any guy want stiletto scars on his butt? :confused:

No response yet from l'opportuniste francaise, Mlle Jenny. Maybe my reply in French scared her off.

And finally, greetings to the rest of your regular readers, BigDF, Squirtsilly, Prospero etc.

[Debra]

Hey Trish. Where did you find that picture of me with that handsome gentleman having fun? Hahahahaha.....

[trish]

Hi Debra. Almost all my material for captions comes from HA. I knew you were someone who believed in having lots of fun :)

Hi Robert ;)

[robertlouis]

Hi Debra. Almost all my material for captions comes from HA. I knew you were someone who believed in having lots of fun :)

Hi Robert ;)

Trish, my dear, you are a wicked, and scarily prescient, woman.....

[BigDF]

Good morning, Trish, Robert and Debra. As always, Trish, your thread brightens my day, especially when I see Debra getting in on the action.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

ooo I love being wicked.
And I also love brightening your day BigDF. Hope this one starts your day with a nice stiffy.

[BigDF]

ooo I love being wicked.
And I also love brightening your day BigDF. Hope this one starts your day with a nice stiffy.It has, lovely wicked lady.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[Ineeda SM]

Yes Trish you are a wicked wicked woman. You still use that delicious nipple in your avatar because you know it heats up my....juices.

It must still be your wicked spell that you cast upon me, and I can't escape it. (Not that I would want to escape it)
I can't help myself. I have to love you and worship you forever. :Bowdown::)

[robertlouis]

Yes Trish you are a wicked wicked woman. You still use that delicious nipple in your avatar because you know it heats up my....juices.

It must still be your wicked spell that you cast upon me, and I can't escape it. (Not that I would want to escape it)
I can't help myself. I have to love you and worship you forever. :Bowdown::)

I agree with every word of that, Ineeda. When it comes to the slow reveal, Trish is in a very sexy class of her own.

Hi baby. ;)

[trish]

I'm sooo flattered. Thank you all. Now on your knees and worship my wicked beauty. Here's an attempt at a Halloween story. Enjoy.



Or not.


Yah ha ha ha ha.
(if you didn't recognize it that was a cackling laugh)

[robertlouis]

That's terrific, Trish, and creepily erotic too. Another chapter, please!

Gosh.

Now, how I would just LERV to play the right trick on you and get a treat in return.....:dancing:

[trish]

That's terrific, Trish, and creepily erotic too. Another chapter, please!.:dancing:
Okay, Robert...by your request...the story continues.

[robertlouis]

Okay, Robert...by your request...the story continues.

OK, whoa, that's enough. That poor girl in the fourth pic, seriously.

I was ok with the dolls, but that really freaked me out.

....which was probably your intention, you naughty witch. :)

[trish]

okay. enough with the dolls. but i still like being wicked

[trish]

The rest of the triptych

[robertlouis]

The rest of the triptych

Another one where the scenario isn't for me but that is one pretty girl, Trish!

Thanks again, ma'am.

[Prospero]

I should look at this thread more often. Trish as well as having a brilliant mind (your posts in the politics forum) you have a seriously perverse one. I like it!
Unlike the clean living captain Bob I like the last post - but the doll ones!!! Well as i said your clearly have a little weirdness inside of you, leaking out here.

[BigDF]

I'd love to see the latex clad brunette in person, even though I think she would end up owning me.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

What a delicious flatterer you are, Prospero. I always get boners for men who adore my mind. <3.
Hi Robert. I also get boners for guys who love my behind <3
Hey there, BigDF. I'd love to own you. I rarely brake my toys. I promise I'll be kind <3

[robertlouis]

What a delicious flatterer you are, Prospero. I always get boners for men who adore my mind. <3.
Hi Robert. I also get boners for guys who love my behind <3
Hey there, BigDF. I'd love to own you. I rarely brake my toys. I promise I'll be kind <3

Trish, dear Trish. I love your mind and your behind, and all points both between and below.

You're nigh on perfect. And bear in mind that my assertion on the physical aspects is based on the tantalising evidence of a single glorious nipple. :Bowdown:

[BigDF]

What a delicious flatterer you are, Prospero. I always get boners for men who adore my mind. <3.
Hi Robert. I also get boners for guys who love my behind <3
Hey there, BigDF. I'd love to own you. I rarely brake my toys. I promise I'll be kind <3Just tell me where you want me to start licking/kissing/sucking Mistress Trish:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown::salad:fuckin:

[trish]

You're nigh on perfect.I can accept that :smile:
Well BigDF, since you seem to have started a new blank page, I feel obligated to post a picture. How about a Grimm tale:

[robertlouis]

I can accept that :smile:
Well BigDF, since you seem to have started a new blank page, I feel obligated to post a picture. How about a Grimm tale:

I'd never call you completely perfect because it would leave you nothing to strive for. And I can live with the glory of your intellect alone. How's that for safe sex?

But Natassia Dreams followed by Sarina Valentina. You're spoiling us.

[BigDF]

I can accept that :smile:
Well BigDF, since you seem to have started a new blank page, I feel obligated to post a picture. How about a Grimm tale:I always liked the 3 bears story, especially after got the nickname Horny Bear back in HS(obviously, I haven't changed much:)) And speaking of Grimms, have you seen the new series?

[Prospero]

How about some more twisted fairy stories
Rumpledforeskin for instance.
Trish you are one of the hidden secrets of this site.
I bet all your admirers speculate on what beauty they'd see if you'd allow that camera to pull out to a wideshot to reveal the girl behind the mind and the nipple!

[Prospero]

Oh my god - and you are quoting the darkest writing by Cormac mcCarthy in your profile.

[trish]

Actually I kinda like the Grimm series. Grimm himself is a little dull, but I like his friend, the blutbad; and the forest is really lush. I'm wondering if it's filmed in Oregon.

For sex-thralls you guys are really kind. Nevertheless, I'm trying to keep my heart black to ward off the pleasant effects of your praise. Perhaps I'll read some Victor Pelevin. Rumpledforeskin...hmmmm a good idea to keep on the back burner. Here's one that's not TG themed but it does drift into the supernatural-old-wives-tale genre.

[Ineeda SM]

Trish honey, you know I worship you, but that pic is dark and eerie, even for you. Kinda reminds me of TV Kim. LOL But I looked at your avatar and I feel better now. xoxo

[BigDF]

Actually I kinda like the Grimm series. Grimm himself is a little dull, but I like his friend, the blutbad; and the forest is really lush. I'm wondering if it's filmed in Oregon.

For sex-thralls you guys are really kind. Nevertheless, I'm trying to keep my heart black to ward off the pleasant effects of your praise. Perhaps I'll read some Victor Pelevin. Rumpledforeskin...hmmmm a good idea to keep on the back burner. Here's one that's not TG themed but it does drift into the supernatural-old-wives-tale genre.I'm trying to keep up with it, but since I spend the wee hours of the morning online, I usually dvr this stuff if I can remember to. As for your recent effort, that's why I usually have a pocket knife on hand. You never know when you'll need to remove someone's stitches.:dancing:

[trish]

I have a cable subscription and stream Grimm at my leisure. Today's caption is just an ordinary tale of tgirl woe.

[BigDF]

I have a cable subscription and stream Grimm at my leisure. Today's caption is just an ordinary tale of tgirl woe.That gal needs to find her a better class of man. A true gentleman finds out a lady's preference and takes care of her needs in the order in which she prefers.:salad

[trish]

another folktale inspired caption for the weekend

[BigDF]

another folktale inspired caption for the weekendI bet Anne Rice never thought of anything like this. Good one, Trish.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

I bet Anne could run with the idea though. Today's pic is based on an old old song in my Aunt's collection itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGnyLPSruA)
She taught us to sing it when me and my cousins were just kids.

[Ineeda SM]

Ooooo I'm glad she wasn't afraid to come out of the ocean.

[BigDF]

I bet Anne could run with the idea though. Today's pic is based on an old old song in my Aunt's collection itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwGnyLPSruA)
She taught us to sing it when me and my cousins were just kids."old old?" Thanks a bunch Trish, I was three years old when that song came out!:dancing: To me an old old song is the Battle Hymn of the Republic, the chorus of which is what I thought of when I saw yesterday's pic..."Glory Hallelujah":Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

If you divide time into pre and post bikini swimwear, then yeah, the Battle Hymn of the Republic is pretty old. Let's just agree to put Itsy Bitsy on the borderline. Today's picture is based on a relatively recent (cough, cough) Christmas film:

[BigDF]

If you divide time into pre and post bikini swimwear, then yeah, the Battle Hymn of the Republic is pretty old. Let's just agree to put Itsy Bitsy on the borderline. Today's picture is based on a relatively recent (cough, cough) Christmas film:That's the problem these days with Christmas, it keeps cumming sooner each year.:dancing::Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[squirtsilly]

Wow, I'd like to be in those friendly waters, Miss Trish...lovely shot!

And talk about Christmas wishes, who needs a stocking when you could have a SAC?

MMM! :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

Thanks, Miss Trish!

[yosi]

such a nice classroom :dancing:

[luvhungangels]

such a nice classroom :dancing:
I am working on my resume now to get admission to your school

[yurishadow]

Aww, no posts? *pout*

[trish]

Great one yosi. Hi everyone. Sorry yurishadow, been away for a week celebrating Turkey Day with family and friends. Here's a quick fix for you.

[trish]

Holy Lolly Pop Batman! Look what they did to Cat Woman!!!!!

[richardrichard]

Hi Trish,

Great caps, as always. I love the heels and toes in the last one. Wink wink.

[squirtsilly]

oh gee Miss Trish that Christmas Wish picture and that "tip the driver" picture...they really get me...down on my knees...i am literally leaking in my underpants as i write this...thank you for continuing to fill my head with a trance of cocksuckery with your captions...each time i look at those pictures they do something to me...oh gee i got something to do now...:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

look how silly i am i can't stop :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

i want to brush the driver lady's hair and then blow her and then she should put it in my tushy oh gee :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[trish]

hi richardrichard, hi squirtsie. love you guys. no time no see.

[squirtsilly]

Oh another nice pic, Miss Trish...thanks...I like this pleasure slave...so feminine, so pretty, and with that plump penis dangling...she is a lucky girl in her beauty! Let me get in there and suck her boobies and make her cock feel good!

Oh, off on a tangent I go...! :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[trish]

This one's for you squirtsilly. You know how much I love to imagine you wanking your little noodle for me making creamy little puddles.

[yurishadow]

Hmm. nice!

[squirtsilly]

oh my thank you Miss Trish that girl with her cute piggies and hot stiffie is perfect and i will do my best not to disappoint your expectations of me!!!

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

here are my puddles here!!!

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

thank you for this gift Miss Trish!!

[trish]

Thank you yurishadow. Nice handle. Hello squirtsie. Gotta LOVE those puddles.

[squirtsilly]

Sarina's pretty cock is just waiting for an attentive mouth...MINE!

Nice daydream...:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

Ooh...puddles...ooh...

Thank you, Miss Trish! :) You do such great captions! :Bowdown:

[trish]

thank you for the sticky little jizz-beads squirtsie. Here's my weekend contribution. I may not be a job creator, but my aim is to be a sperm creator.

[Ineeda SM]

Oh Trish baby. A hot cock, and a cold stock. What a delicious combo. I am not sure which one I want to suck dry first.

[spolverone]

nice cap
thanks Trish

[trish]

Thank you Spolverone. Hi there Indeeda. Here's one for the weekend.

[Ineeda SM]

I posted this in one of the General Discussion threads, but I thought it should be here too.

[trish]

Good one Ineeda :)

[trish]

please, hear our plea....

[yurishadow]

Nice! :D

[pot]

happy new year to all - Trish those two last ones of yours realy made my day.... fuck no more paper.

[trish]

Hi pot. Great to see you again! Happy New Year. As you can see, your creation is still going strong.

Here's a caption to start off the year...

[pot]

Hi Trish - yes its nice to see and I must say - you are truly outdoing yourself, your overly sexy captures are keeping us hard... well at least until a sudden mess in our trousers are taking us out of the beautiful trance you so cleverly have put us in - thanks again

[trish]

You splatter me...I mean flatter me ;)

[trish]

I don't know if you guys deserve another caption. But I'm a soft touch. So here one anyway.

[yurishadow]

Nice updates! Thanks for posting. :D

[Ineeda SM]

But I'm a soft touch.

Can I be the judge of that? Not that I don't believe you, but I'd just like to experience your touch for myself.

Sorry Trish. It's that damn hot nipple. It still drives me crazy.:Bowdown:

BTW: Very sexy pic.

[trish]

Hi yurishadow. Nice to see you again.
Hey there Ineeda. I live to drive certain men crazy.

[Ineeda SM]

Hey there Ineeda. I live to drive certain men crazy.

And you are so damn good at it. Keep driving, you dirty little vixen.:Bowdown:

[trish]

Hello boys. Are you stroking your meat? Start massaging those shafts. I want you all erect. I want you all dripping and oozing. I want you all on the edge. I need you panting with anticipation with your tongues out. Is everyone on the verge of losing it? Are your balls churning?

[Ineeda SM]

Oh Trish that a great pic. I love up-shot views....in pics and real life. There is nothing like laying on your back looking up at a
nice ass, balls and cock hanging over you and slowly lowering down to your face. Yum....

[robertlouis]

Hello boys. Are you stroking your meat? Start massaging those shafts. I want you all erect. I want you all dripping and oozing. I want you all on the edge. I need you panting with anticipation with your tongues out. Is everyone on the verge of losing it? Are your balls churning?

So here we have Joanna fixing a fuse and at the same time causing men all over the world to blow theirs.

Very nice, Trish.

And your previous one featuring that irresistible cutie, Paula Melo.

Keep 'em coming. In a manner of speaking, *cough*.....

[Prospero]

Trish - your postings here have always been exemplary. You are a bad woman.
But your other recent posting about penetration suggests you really enjoy this sort of thing for real - which is a wonderful thought. One day maybe we'll be granted a glimpse of more than an enticing nipple.

[trish]

Hey there Ineeda, hi Louis, hi Prospero. Here's one to start off the week.

[squirtsilly]

oh my that ladyboy looks like she is aching to squirt...just aching...

wish i was there to help it spray out

oh yes i do

thanks Miss Trish

You are kind to your wankers!

will obey

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[trish]

Hi squirtsie. Good to see you're still cumming. Some guys are best kept in chastity. But you...I'm training you to be a perpetual cum pumper. I need someone who can fill my tub with hot sticky goo when I want a cum bath. You up for the job wanker?

[trish]

What do you do? ->

[Ineeda SM]

Awwwww She had me at, "I was hoping".

[BigDF]

What do you do? ->Why, you go down on her, of course. I could sit on it for her, but everyone would enjoy it more if I just sucked her off. :dancing: How are you, Trish? I'm out of my holiday's funk and back for awhile. You've put up quite a few awesome captures that helped me make it through the dark days, sweet lady.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

Hi Ineeda.
Hello BigDF. Good to see you again. Always happy to bring a little spurt of joy to someone's life. Or maybe a few big spurts.

[BigDF]

Hi, Trish, is she really old enough to hold that ciggy? They really would call me a dirty old man if got caught with her.:salad

[trish]

But you ARE a dirty old man aren't you? Well at least a dirty one in the nasty sense of the word "dirty" and the libidinous sense of the word "nasty."

[Ineeda SM]

I am not beneath begging, as long as she ends up beneath me and above me.
Dao is very sexy indeed.

[BigDF]

But you ARE a dirty old man aren't you? Well at least a dirty one in the nasty sense of the word "dirty" and the libidinous sense of the word "nasty."Yes, I must admit to that. As for today's young lady, I'd rather have her ass:salad than the bone.:dancing:

[robertlouis]

Hmm. That girl is one of those who is so pretty that the cock almost seems out of place. Does anyone else agree with me?

[squirtsilly]

yes Miss Trish i like to wank and squirt! thank you for keeping me your wanker

i will fill your tub with my goo & if it is not enough goo you take me over your lap and lock my weenie between your thighs and spank

spank the bad squirtsie till he cries and put him in the corner to make more goo

and now can i squirt for pretty Miss Dao too? i promise i will make a lot

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

the ladies in the picture were laughing at me for wanking but i know i deserve it

they know i want to suck Miss Dao too

ohhh :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

i am bad & squirtie today

[trish]

Wow!
Dao
got a lot a response I see.
Hi there BigDF. Yeah, the caption should've played on her ass instead of her bone. I think perhaps Robert agrees. Oh well, live and learn. At least I got a half a pint of sperm from squirtsie regardless of the caption. Hi squirtie, keep it cummin', don't disappoint me now.

[BigDF]

Wow!
Dao
got a lot a response I see.
Hi there BigDF. Yeah, the caption should've played on her ass instead of her bone. I think perhaps Robert agrees. Oh well, live and learn. At least I got a half a pint of sperm from squirtsie regardless of the caption. Hi squirtie, keep it cummin', don't disappoint me now.I think squirtsilly must be fairly young to pump out such volume. More like half a teaspoon for me but wot the hell I am happy. And yet another fetching young lady today! IDK how you do it, Trish, I just hope you keep at it.:Bowdown::Bowdown::Bowdown:

[trish]

Perhaps some vortex-suction action will help.

[Ineeda SM]

Wow Trish the girl in #2593 is smokin' gorgeous from head to toe. Thanks baby. That one is a keeper.

[trish]

This was an easy one as Nokkie provided her own caption (see http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/showpost.php?p=1077884&postcount=214 )

[fraggle543]

top quality pics.

[squirtsilly]

oh Miss Trish you give us such sexy pictures! i thank you from the bottom of my creamy underpants

i like Noriko in shot 2593--pretty butt and big pee-pee. i bet she'd know i want to kiss both!

and Nokkie is so cute too. i wish i could see her cute smile look down at me while i sucked her stiffie and made it squirt!!

oh :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[trish]

Hi there Fraggle, thanks for the feedback. You too squirtsie. Keep milkin' it, wanker.

[squirtsilly]

oh i can't stop thinking about her cock Miss Trish

you're right i can't

i will wank & squirt in front of her like the sissy i have become & that she wants me to be because I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER COCK

oh i love it :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

and you're right, mine is small, it is

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

but a sissy's can be small, right? because even a small one can SQUIRT

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

and now i'm all gooey & messy

[trish]

This one's for all you guys out there who got something to shove up a sweet, tight, beautiful ass.

[yurishadow]

Yummy. :D

[trish]

Thanks yurishadow.
Hi squirtsie....eeuuww, you'll all sticky aren't you? :)

[Vic D'Mone]

Trish, you should write a book.

[trish]

Thank you Vic, for the vote confidence.

This one's for the wannabes ->

[squirtsilly]

No going back, no ma'am Miss Trish...not with something so big like THAT!...what a picture (i want to kiss her pretty balls and then go up up up to the tip then DOWN!)

oh my Miss Trish, oh my...

yes i am sticky

yes yes :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

thank you from one sticky sissy!

gooey...

[trish]

Hello squirtsie :) I hope you little girlie dick isn't rubbed raw__because if I'm ever going to fill my tub with cum I'll need gallons of it. Get wanking.

Here's one for the poetry lovers->

[yurishadow]

Pretty. :D

[trish]

Hi yurishadow. I agree.



Did you ever have to choose and leave the other behind,
Did you ever have to finally decide? ->

[yurishadow]

Hot. *grin*

[robertlouis]

Hello squirtsie :) I hope you little girlie dick isn't rubbed raw__because if I'm ever going to fill my tub with cum I'll need gallons of it. Get wanking.

Here's one for the poetry lovers->

Ah, the beautiful Aline Santos. Is she still in Paris?

[squirtsilly]

i am wanking, Miss Trish, I am wanking. :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

your caps give much inspiration!

and now that you called it my "girlie dick" i am creaming all the more...oh

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

i want to suck the Poetry Girl right thru her pink panties & the $he Wants You girl whenever she wants to blow a big beautiful load down a sissy throat

thank you for making this silly squirtsie hard, Miss Trish! :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

:)

[Ineeda SM]

Nice choice Trish. Aline is beautiful, and perfection from head to toe. She is delicious enough to eat up. Yum!

[robertlouis]

Nice choice Trish. Aline is beautiful, and perfection from head to toe. She is delicious enough to eat up. Yum!

Do I need to inquire which part you'd start with, sirrah? :whistle:

[trish]

Hello gentlemen. Hello boys and sissies. I see everyone adores Aline. Here's a different sort of scrumptious treat. Feel free to adjust the admonition to your needs.

[Ineeda SM]

Do I need to inquire which part you'd start with, sirrah? :whistle:

The apex of the wishbone seems to be a good place to start.

[trish]

Hi all.

[Ineeda SM]

Ah Trish, you like my posted pics. That one is one of my favorites. Always brings back good memories every time I see it. Nothing better than taking on a 2-fer.

And yes that is really me in the new avatar.

[trish]

Hello there handsome. Quite a distinguished picture.

[Ineeda SM]

Hello there handsome. Quite a distinguished picture.

Thank you baby. That pic is about a year old. My hair is a short crew-cut now and I gained a few pounds. But I still look like that.

[LuckyPierre]

They really should include names and phone numbers if they're going to look so enticing. *sigh*

[trish]

Hi Ineeda. Hello LuckyPierre. Thanks for the comments.
Here's your fix for the weekend.

[trish]

Okay, let's try a new one.

[trish]

For the weekend ->

[yurishadow]

Very hot pics. :D

[trish]

Happy Valentine's Day Everyone

[gay4girlcock]

Here's some more shemale motivational posters.

[gay4girlcock]

Another...

[gay4girlcock]

Another...

[gay4girlcock]

One more.

See the link in my sig for more.

[richardrichard]

I LOVE these motivational posters. So erotic. Thanks for sharing them.

[heyboyheygirl69@gmail.com]

I LOVE this forum!!!!! full of people who know that life is too short to waste, I'm so happy to have found it!

[squirtsilly]

Love that "Sucking Cock" poster, gay4girlcock. Mia Isabella is so sexy. The combination of that beautiful rigid monster next to her slender, feminine hand...and that gorgeous face above...is too much!! Too fuckin' much...

[trish]

great motivational posters, gay4girlcock. thanks.

[yurishadow]

Hmm, nice!

We missed you, Trish. Thanks for posting. :D

[squirtsilly]

those thighs look so warm...those panties look so stuffed...

a few soft kisses and then with a tug on the waistband the beautiful cock springs out...

all wet and dribbly...

oh my...

thanks for the inspiration, Miss Trish...on target as always! :p

[trish]

Thanks yurishadow. Hi there squirtsie, I hope you're yanking to all these captions everyday. Remember, each time you cum, you sink deeper into our control. You will do anything any HungAngel requires of you.

[robertlouis]

Trish, you're worse than naughty. That one had me thinking ungentlemanly thoughts.

[trish]

Trish, you're worse than naughty. That one had me thinking ungentlemanly thoughts.You should say three Hail Marys. Do not pass GO; and do not collect $200.

[robertlouis]

You should say three Hail Marys. Do not pass GO; and do not collect $200.

...which simply proves the godless link between capitalism and organised religion.

And please don't ask a presbyterian, albeit greatly lapsed, to utter a hail mary. Where's your sense of propriety, woman?

[squirtsilly]

oh gosh, Miss Trish...do you mean...that girl...on the toilet...with the dick in her mouth...is going to be ME?

And if the packin' lady met me, she wouldn't be disappointed...she would have a place to park that package...

oh gosh...oh

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

thank you, Miss Trish...

JUST KEEP REPEATING: IT'S ONLY A HOBBY...A HOBBY...A HOBBY...A-a-a-a

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[yurishadow]

It's quiet. TOO quiet.

*sigh*

[trish]

Sorry for the hiatus guys. Hope you weren't holding your orgasms for that long...except you squirtsie...you are only allowed to climax to captions that are less than one week old and they have to be MY captions. Now let's see how many shot classes you can fill.

[yurishadow]

Welcome back! :D

[robertlouis]

You spoil us, Ms Trish. Thank you.

[trish]

Yes I do, but I'm appreciate that you appreciate it.

[trish]

Thursday's delight

[squirtsilly]

ohmigoodness Miss Trish it is good to see more captions from you!

these are so good. thank you.

i love the one of the sissy in her pretty dress

i prob'ly love that picture too much

her stockings her purse her flounces

i love the cock pictures. the girls so pretty & stiff

i will try to only squirt to your captions but it is hard when so many pictures tempt me

tempt me and my mouth

i am bad naughty disobedient

i guess i'm ready for a sissy dress myself

ohhh

ohhhhhhhhhh :jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

[martin48]

This seems a fun thread --- let's have a go

[trish]

Yeah martin!!! That's a great one. Thanks. Here's one especially for today.

[trish]

April Fool's is over. Time for the real training.

[robertlouis]

Ugh. Smoking!

[martin48]

Ugh. Smoking!

Ah, Do you smoke after sex?

Don't know - never looked


The old ones are the best

[martin48]

................ :party:

[trish]

Love the caption, martin. It reminds me, I need to buy more napkins.

[tovosan]

What a great thread. Thank you.

[robertlouis]

Your latest, Trish:

Survival of the fittest, perhaps?

Although that cock certainly looks like a piece of intelligent design.....

[martin48]

One more ---- this is fun

[martin48]

And another ...

[martin48]

Getting bored - but how???

[trish]

Fantastic captions, martin. Love your sense of humor.

[martin48]

Trish, up to my usual standard?

[martin48]

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[martin48]

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[martin48]

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[trish]

Love the fraction caption, martin. Here's a little sci-fi story ->

[trish]

Now for something with a little less narrative:

[trish]

lovely, even if forced:

[martin48]

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[martin48]

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[martin48]

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[trish]

Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...

[martin48]

Martin, you definitely have a talent. I love your captions. "But she did," had be rolling all day. Here's my weekend contribution...

Thanks kindly - take that as a real compliment. Your caption - happened to a friend of mine as she went back to a school reunion as Maria. Excited lots of her old school friends.

[martin48]

Oh, baby baby baby
I wanna check your emissions,
Buh buh baby baby baby
I wanna grind your transmission.
Buh buh baby baby baby,
my fuzzy dice are feeling ripe
‘Cause I wanna shove my manly crankshaft up your rusty tailpipe

[martin48]

Not my effort,this one

[martin48]

Just a couple

[Prospero]

Martin - good range of jokes.
And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.

Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
Woman - "yes"
Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."

[martin48]

Though often attributed to Churchill as well.

I like his -

Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."




Martin - good range of jokes.
And a nice re-working of the famous George Bernard Shaw lines.

Shaw to woman... "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
Woman - "yes"
Shaw - "Would you sleep with me for £1"
Woman - "What do you take me for? A whore?"
Shaw - "We've already established what you are, madam. We are now merely haggling over the price."

[Prospero]

Another good one attributed to Churchil.

At a party he was talking to either nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock (versions differ) and she realised he was inebriated.
"Winston you're drunk, ' she said

He replied:"And you madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober."

I think it MUST have been braddock (the one in the hat)

[jimbo1974]

She was a smart cookie, and WAY ahead of her time

[jimbo1974]

she was crap at spelling too lol

[martin48]

Lady Astor - great wit






I married beneath me, all women do.

You can't be too thin, or too rich

M




Another good one attributed to Churchil.

At a party he was talking to either nancy Astor or Bessie Braddock (versions differ) and she realised he was inebriated.
"Winston you're drunk, ' she said

He replied:"And you madam are ugly - but in the morning I will be sober."

I think it MUST have been braddock (the one in the hat)

[Prospero]

I apologise for corrupting this thread with all this literary stuff. Please resume your excellent pictorial contributions Trish and Martin

[martin48]

No problem



I apologise for corrupting this thread with all this literary stuff. Please resume your excellent pictorial contributions Trish and Martin

[rocklob]

Hooray for low culture a la martin48!

[martin48]

Not the best but will have to do

[martin48]

Better??

[martin48]

How true

[martin48]

According to a recent survey ....

[martin48]

Men buy, women shop

[martin48]

......

[martin48]

Some one say they are fun, crap, irrelevant, childish, etc (Delete as appropriate)

[martin48]

.....

[martin48]

Age old question

[martin48]

......:dancing:

[trish]

Great captions martin. Especially like the one above. Sorry I've haven't been keeping up my end lately.

[trish]

One more for today, hope Dino doesn't mind ->

[trish]

Hello all. School's nearly out for the Summer, but here's a "little" something to get you though the hot spells.

[martin48]

Trish, hope it's not a crab apple.

[martin48]

A few quotes

[trish]

All quotes to live by. Thank you martin.

[martin48]

OK, Trish, following the theme.

[martin48]

......

[trish]

Oh yeah....

[martin48]

Swoon, swoon ... XXX

Martin

[trish]

Hi, martin. I see we broke 900 000 views since I last checked. Only 100 000 to go to break 1 000 000. Here's another slippery one.

[martin48]

Keeping up my end - whoops, slipped

[trish]

how about a little cuckolding

[martin48]

And why not?

[trish]

Oh, so now we're on to big dicks, eh?

[trish]

here's a toon version especially for martin.

[squirtsilly]

"Resistance is futile"--#2697--what a great freaky pic, Miss Trish!

Haven't been around lately but glad to see you're still coming up with some great ones!

[martin48]

Just remember, Trish

[trish]

One for squirtsilly, topic determined by martin

[trish]

And another one
for the sheer beauty
of her rear booty.

[martin48]

Now we are talking ....

[squirtsilly]

oh gosh Miss Trish oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

i will do whatever you and the big-boobed lady say

thank you, Miss Trish

:jerkoff :jerkoff :jerkoff

i'm so gooey

[martin48]

One for the morning

[trish]

two lovely captions martin, one biographical and the other from the first lady's new pamphlet on wholesome, nutritional diets.

hi squirtsie. mmmm you do know how much i love sissy goo, don't you?

here's two personalized captions for you two sweeties.

[martin48]

biographical or just before sissy goo time

[yurishadow]

Nice ones. :D

[trish]

OMG martin! That got me excited!

Here's a Saturday morning cartoon->

[martin48]

It's no good, Trish. You can't win at THIS game :dancing:

[martin48]

..... more gooooooo.....oooh

[martin48]

Men buy, women shop

[trish]

A girl after my own heart, you can't go wrong if their tight and sexy. Of course, if you want to make an impact on your nerdy, out of step professor, sometimes a more direct approach will get better results...

[trish]

Monday Monday, can't trust that day,

[martin48]

Monday's are not that bad

[yurishadow]

Oooh....

[trish]

Lovely cock,...I mean girl. Thank you martin. Hi there yurishadow...oooh indeed.

[martin48]

Now, you are testing me

[martin48]

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[martin48]

......

[bbtrannylover]

kool

[arfman]

Wow,I just spent the last hour looking through this thread. I'm going to be walking around with a hard on for the rest of the day. Excellent work Trish and Martin, keep it up!

[trish]

Thank you arfman. Hi bbtrannylover :)

Wow martin, I've been walking around for an hour with the image of an ass and legs floating in front of my eyes :) :)

[trish]

Maybe this will get a better response

[martin48]

Maybe this will get a better response

A variety from the Geeky Professor :geek:

[trish]

I'm learning a lot :)

[martin48]

Here's my take on education

[robertlouis]

Here's my take on education

That caption made oi larff an larff.

[martin48]

The Beaufort Wind Scale for Beginners

[martin48]

Well, r u?

[trish]

Yes, I'm really really wicked. Thank you martin.
Another educational post ->

[martin48]

This evil? :praying:

[martin48]

Lighter vein - Mae West

[squirtsilly]

Sorry i didn't get back here sooner! Oh thank you Miss Trish for #2720, showing how i got lost squirting so much and wanting to squirt even more until...until...

...all i was, was a puddle...

if only i looked like the lady with the squirt machine!!

[martin48]

More necessary education

[trish]

If she's whacking your balls with a paddle, she owns you. Speaking of being owned->