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chefmike
06-12-2007, 04:35 AM
Paris, The Hero

Sometimes I think Paris Hilton is a hero. I watch the news and I see the willowy blonde, staring from the squad car window, face like a painting. Then I hear about over-crowded jails, a corrupt Los Angeles Sheriff, a two-tiered legal system. It doesn't bother me that it takes Paris Hilton to draw attention to these issues. Well, it does, but this is America and you have to accept certain things.

If anything, the Paris Hilton story breaks all the rules of celebrity journalism in that it is actually about something. It's about money and the kind of privilege money can buy, the kind of things that aren't supposed to be for sale, like justice. It's about the California penal system, broken under Pete Wilson and Gray Davis regimes where cheap slogans like "tough on crime" took over the space reserved for intelligent analysis and were rammed through the state legislature or put on ballot initiatives where they became law. Pete Wilson was going to run for president and Gray Davis' prime constituency was the prison guards union followed by the victims rights groups. If you were to visit a prison like the LA County Prison in Lancaster you would see medium security prisoners, most drug offenders, stuck in endless bunks in what was supposed to be recreational areas. I visited Lancaster in 2005. There were only a few feet before the walls, a bank of television screens, open toilets, guard with a gun walking on a metal plank twenty feet above. The bunks were in two or three tiers and the prisoners were only outside one hour a day. These people are serving years in the most horrendous, over-crowded conditions imaginable. And it is costing tax payers huge sums of money.

There is a PR campaign underway to paint Paris Hilton's punishment as harsh, as if she was being penalized for being a celebrity. Sheriff Baca even pointed to her harsh sentence when defending his decision to release her after three days. In fact, the sentence isn't harsh. This was not her first time being pulled over driving recklessly since her license had been suspended. She was given repeated warnings and pulled over in at least three separate counties. She had a signed document in her glove compartment stating she knew she was not allowed to drive. She had the resources to hire a full-time driver. Most people in her situation are forced to drive on a suspended license just to get to work, thanks to General Motors early dismantling of the LA public transit system. There are those that say the Sheriff was within his jurisdiction to release Paris early, but surely he could have found another prisoner to release, one whose sentence didn't specifically state that she could not serve any part of her sentence under house arrest.

This is about class warfare of the kind the rich have been waging on the poor. This is about separate and unequal. This is about a generation of poor stripped of political power in jail or on parole. And Paris Hilton has got America talking about these things.

Paris has become an unlikely hero. She didn't even try. Her well-cared for golden hair is shining a bright spotlight on the ever increasing disparity between the rich and the poor. Perhaps when Paris is released for real she will travel the country speaking to these issues. She'll lobby congress against mandatory sentencing guidelines, three strikes laws that target non-violent criminals, the absurdity of ballot initiatives that cost more money while removing layers of judicial oversight -- such as the absurdly named Gang Violence and Juvenile Crime Prevention Act- AKA Proposition 21.

So I want to take this moment to thank Paris Hilton for bringing these important issues back to the American conversation and the media for its excellent coverage of the events as they unfolded. Can a person be a hero even when they don't mean to be? Even while crying for their mother, taken away in chains? I guess it depends on your definition, but I don't see why not.

- Stephen Elliott

chefmike
06-12-2007, 07:49 PM
OJ(I'm still looking for the real killers) Simpson weighs in on Paris the Hero -

O.J. to Paris -- You're Fake News, Unlike Me!
Posted Jun 12th 2007 9:40AM by TMZ Staff

For our morning dose of WTF!, we turn to O.J. Simpson, who says that Paris Hilton is less newsworthy than an astronaut in space, and that television is now "all about the ratings." Like it wasn't when O.J. decided to ride the white Bronco?

In an impromptu interview with Editor & Publisher, self-appointed media critic and murderer O.J. also slams Bill O'Reilly and Nancy Grace as fake news people: "It is hard to tell the difference between legitimate news people and Nancy Grace and Bill O'Reilly." But when it comes to Paris, Simpson's head is clearly somewhere in the sky: "When Paris Hilton was going to jail last week, more people knew about that than knew that we were sending people into space that day." Earth to OJ: Almost 500 humans have traveled into space. We're over it.

And he reserves some venom for the news media itself: "It is about time that the news media point out that they are not doing their job. Things have changed a lot from my trial today. It is all about ratings, unfortunately."

TJT
06-12-2007, 07:51 PM
Paris is a saint.

TJT
06-12-2007, 07:56 PM
BTW,as she's obviously a political prisoner,shouldn't all Paris Hilton threads be on that forum?

chefmike
06-12-2007, 08:09 PM
Paris is a saint.

Indeed! She's nothing less than a latter-day Lady Godiva!

TJT
06-12-2007, 08:15 PM
America's Princess Di.

karaalextv
06-12-2007, 08:18 PM
Paris would be a lot sexier with a 7 inch clit stuck to her rail thin body...then she could make another SEX video

TJT
06-12-2007, 08:19 PM
She could try a strap-on w/ Tara Reid.

houstonshemalefan
06-12-2007, 10:38 PM
She sucks cock like a champ!

tsntx
06-12-2007, 10:47 PM
She sucks cock like a champ!

?????????????????????????? if you truely beleive that you obviously have never even had a decent blowjob.... she answers and txts on her phone while getting fucked.... :what :what :what :jawdrop :jawdrop :jawdrop :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :shrug :shrug :shrug :shrug :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :banghead :banghead :banghead :soapbox :2cent :frustrated :frustrated

taniatv
06-12-2007, 11:26 PM
I think Paris Hilton is cool.

She wants for nothing, financially, physically or aesthetically. Yet she goes on the internet and does porn, that's pretty cool imo. In an ironic way it proves she has her feet firmly on the ground.

On the recent case tho' she got away too light, there's no reason why she should be drinking and driving.

chefmike
06-12-2007, 11:35 PM
Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

not intentionally.... :roll:

taniatv
06-13-2007, 01:35 AM
Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

not intentionally.... :roll:

not many ;)

goldensamba
06-13-2007, 02:33 AM
?????????????????????????? if you truely beleive that you obviously have never even had a decent blowjob.... she answers and txts on her phone while getting fucked....

Partially because she is as lame in the sack and she is everywhere else. And partially because if she was being done right there is no way on earth should would be able to get a coherent sentence out much less be taking calls! I would even dare her to try if I was the dude doing her.

But...since I would rather cut my dick off with a butterknife I'll pass.

Pacman
06-13-2007, 03:08 AM
Someone should nominate her for the '08 presidential election. And after that she could become the first female pope. She really is a modern day Mother Theresa.

ezed
06-13-2007, 07:05 AM
She sucks cock like a champ!

?????????????????????????? if you truely beleive that you obviously have never even had a decent blowjob.... she answers and txts on her phone while getting fucked.... :what :what :what :jawdrop :jawdrop :jawdrop :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :screwy :shrug :shrug :shrug :shrug :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :thumbsdown :banghead :banghead :banghead :soapbox :2cent :frustrated :frustrated

I said the same thing on another thread. I feel vindicated now. She's a fucking amatuer. :claps :claps :claps

Jasadin
06-13-2007, 08:02 PM
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j288/jasadin0/haha.gif

don't care much for her technique :thumbsdown

chefmike
06-13-2007, 11:30 PM
Great avatar, Jasadin!

BeardedOne
06-14-2007, 12:18 AM
Yet she goes on the internet and does porn

not intentionally.... :roll:

Oh, c'mon Chef. I know you're not a media tool! :shock:

I never heard of the bitch until that vid got "leaked", then she's daily nooz.

An example of what she played:

Maybe, if I bared my breast, showing off my nipple shield, in front of a brazillion Superbowl fans, I might get my mug on the cover of forty major rags that have all but forgotten me.

Whups! That worked, too! :wink:

There are no 'accidents' in Hollywierd.





PS: I agree on Jas's avatar. She always has cool ones. :)

chefmike
06-14-2007, 01:34 AM
You got a point, B1. And now that you mention it, Britney's bare twat was never exposed in public until she started hanging with Paris...I recall some entertainment pundit saying that Paris had coached Britney on setting up that particular paparazzi poontang pictorial of her freshly waxed twat...

Jasadin
06-14-2007, 08:14 PM
Thanks Chef,B1

Everytime a breast bounces a hungangel gets her wings.

B1 I didn't even think about that angle.Paris had Britney flashing moon pie all over town!

Dam try saying"particular paparazzi poontang pictorial " real fast. :lol:

BeardedOne
06-14-2007, 11:28 PM
Thanks Chef,B1

Everytime a breast bounces a hungangel gets her wings.

B1 I didn't even think about that angle.Paris had Britney flashing moon pie all over town!

Dam try saying"particular paparazzi poontang pictorial " real fast. :lol:

I played that with the little voices in my head and they just said "Have another beer". :lol:

Wow! Lots of angels getting wings when you post. :wink:

Yah, the whole "leaked" sex tape gig is pretty clear when you give it a bit of scrutiny (And yah, the vid sux, but fortunately, so does Paris, that portion being the only saving feature of the tape, and not a great one at that). I wonder how many people noticed that she was a bit down in the polls when she shoplifted that very tape from a store with the announcement "I'm taking this, and I'm not paying for it!", complaining that it shouldn't be available for sale in the first place. Bang! Back in the limelight as "Paris Steals Own Sex Vid".

Query: Was there ever any kind of legal action against the producers/distributors (Red Light District Video) over that? I don't ever recall hearing of any and probably because somewhere, in a dusty file cabinet in Lalaland, there is a model release and a 2257 sheilding them from grief. As I said, no 'accident' that One Night In Paris found its way to a netporn site near you.

sirmartinfrobisher
06-15-2007, 12:02 AM
[quote=houstonshemalefan]She sucks cock like a champ!

sorry but watch a real porn clip, Paris' effort is absolute rubbish, in the world of celeb porn movies, pammy beats her hands down! Paris had absolutely no commitment to the task in hand.
She does porn like she does "The Simple Life"

Nooksack
06-15-2007, 12:21 AM
Paris, her sister Nikki and their friend Nicole Ritchie are wastes of oxygen. And if someone thinks that this brought the injustices of the American legal system within the confines of the jails to light, then they're obviously not very well-informed. Favoritism has been highlighted for years including the recent incarceration of Martha Stewart. That Paris should be given the award for anything except most-glamorized yet not really hot rich heiress is a travesty to all of humankind.

taniatv
06-15-2007, 12:57 AM
Don't know how correct this is but it's just been on some news programme that she has done more time than 80% of other people convicted of the same crime.

"Hilton's attorney announced that she would serve the full 23 days. That means that Hilton will end up serving more time than 80% of other people in similar situations."

"If Hilton does serve the 23 days, she will have done about the same amount of time as 4,000 inmates who since 2002 had been charged with assaults, as well as more than 1,800 charged with burglary, more than 2,600 charged with domestic violence and nearly 11,000 charged with drug violations."

Free Paris

Nooksack
06-15-2007, 01:55 AM
Paris deserves every minute of the time she was given. You know why those other people have spent less time in jail? They didn't violate the conditions of their probation. Also, for every 1 day of good behavior, you get 1 day removed from your sentence. So those that have been dutifully serving their time reap the benefits of that reward. She was sloppy drunk and she should have had the book thrown at her. She did. Good on the law.

chefmike
06-16-2007, 12:58 AM
What Would Paris Do?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bryan-farrell/what-would-paris-do_b_52406.html