Faggots!

[LG]

Not what you think, but I made you look, didn't I?

I would like to simply say that I love British food. When cooked well, it can be sublime (although when prepared badly there is nothing worse), but I love it mostly for the entertainment value along. As George Bernand Shaw once noted (unless it was Oscar Wilde), "America and England are two nations divided by a common language."

This thread is my little tribute to the food items that make me laugh (suggestions are welcome).

I wonder what Americans might make of the food items below?

[muhmuh]

imho the undisputed king of odly named food items will forever be a finnish make of chips

http://www.jogt.de/mikkeli/megapussi.jpg

[LG]

imho the undisputed king of odly named food items will forever be a finnish make of chips

http://www.jogt.de/mikkeli/megapussi.jpg
:lol:
I'll see your megapussi with my jussipussi and raise you with my donkey balls.

That sounded so obscene, didn't it? :lol:

[muhmuh]

lets see how about japanese coffe drinks
http://daraho.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/imgp1329crop.jpg

and to top it off ill put a fag in my mouth
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/638889/2/istockphoto_638889_fag_on_the_street.jpg

[LG]

lets see how about japanese coffe drinks
http://daraho.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/imgp1329crop.jpg

and to top it off ill put a fag in my mouth
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/638889/2/istockphoto_638889_fag_on_the_street.jpg

:lol:

Here's another classic from Japan.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Pocari_Sweat_English.jpg
But what the fuck is a Pocari?

[muhmuh]

But what the fuck is a Pocari?

sounds like some pokemon to me which woiuld put this thing is the category of really fucked up japanese fetishes

another great one
http://daraho.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/imgp1318crop.jpg
might be a hit on this board although im not quite sure about the colour

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

imho the undisputed king of odly named food items will forever be a finnish make of chips

http://www.jogt.de/mikkeli/megapussi.jpg
:lol:
I'll see your megapussi with my jussipussi and raise you with my donkey balls.

That sounded so obscene, didn't it? :lol:

Lmao :lol:

Sooo funny! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[crayons]

Damn, I thought this thread was about homosexual males. :cry:

[LG]

But what the fuck is a Pocari?

sounds like some pokemon to me which woiuld put this thing is the category of really fucked up japanese fetishes

another great one
http://daraho.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/imgp1318crop.jpg
might be a hit on this board although im not quite sure about the colour

Yummy. Colon candy! :lol:

Here's another
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/food/fartdrink.jpg

The pic is from a wonderful site I've just discovered.
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/

Here are a couple more classics:
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/food/gaytime.jpg
http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/food/mini-dickmanns.jpg

Finally, Americans might be interested to know that many Brits drink 'Horlicks' at night and that cock-a-leekie is a popular Scottish soup. Brits will be keen to know that there is an American beer called 'Wanker'

[Jericho]

Brits will be keen to know that there is an American beer called 'Wanker'

:lol:
That would never get old!

[LG]

Brits will be keen to know that there is an American beer called 'Wanker'

:lol:
That would never get old!

What's more, there's a picture of a pretty girl on the labels.
http://www.usbeerstuff.com/microl/pa/wa.htm

Actually I read it was started up by some Kiwis, who thought it would be funny to launch a beer with such a name in the US. Buyers didn't get it, but they did like the beer, so Wanker was apparently highly regarded for a while.

[werwt22]

I passed this billboard multiple times when I went to Kill Devil Hills, Outer banks, and Kitty Hawk.

[Vala_TS]

I passed this billboard multiple times when I went to Kill Devil Hills, Outer banks, and Kitty Hawk.

That is so damn disgusting it's almost funny. Is that real?

Vala,

[LG]

It really says "I got my crabs from dirty dicks"? Are you serious?

That's a classic!

[biguy4tvtscd]

It really says "I got my crabs from dirty dicks"? Are you serious?

That's a classic!

That's absolutely serious and for true. Dirty Dicks is like an Outer Banks staple.

You can't miss the signs once you enter North Carolina.

[Jericho]

You can't miss the signs once you enter North Carolina.

I have a mate in NC.
He's going to have to be chastized for not mention that!

[johnno]

For my first post, my favorite sweets from Denmark...


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/9390759_61fc674766.jpg

[LG]

For my first post, my favorite sweets from Denmark...


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/5/9390759_61fc674766.jpg

I believe those also come in salty flavour. Seriously!

By the way, your avatar is hot, but a little big...might be worth resizing it.

[trannybanger]

lets see how about japanese coffe drinks
http://daraho.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/imgp1329crop.jpg

and to top it off ill put a fag in my mouth
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/638889/2/istockphoto_638889_fag_on_the_street.jpg

:lol:

Here's another classic from Japan.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Pocari_Sweat_English.jpg
But what the fuck is a Pocari?

This stuff is actually really good!

[LG]

This stuff is actually really good!

Well, I wouldn't drink a Pocari's bodily fluids if they paid me. :lol:

[werwt22]

I passed this billboard multiple times when I went to Kill Devil Hills, Outer banks, and Kitty Hawk.

That is so damn disgusting it's almost funny. Is that real?

Vala,

LOL It's real. They actually have some pretty good food also.

[LG]

Japanese I believe
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/homosausage.jpg

[LG]

There's piss and then there's...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/coolpis.jpg

[BeardedOne]

I've just discovered that these are made by a number of different companies and the candy varies between them, but whenever I get to Canadia I make a point to pick up Moose Droppings, chocolate covered almonds. The company that makes the brand I am familiar with also has Beaver (Chocolate covered raisins) and Polar Bear (Cashews) droppings.

Here's an image of another maker's Beaver Droppings (Almonds):

[LG]

Good one.

Have some creamy balls to celebrate.
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/CreamyBalls.jpg