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hondarobot
06-03-2007, 04:01 AM
Ha! What a crazy coincidence. I was just talking to this guy while I was out having dinner (and this becomes retardedly complicated so I'll stream line things):

There's a Minneapolis strip club in legal hassles right now, this guy I was talking to was privey to what was going on, so we're talking about the subject

Other strip clubs that have been hassled nationwide came into the conversation

The guy mentions a club opened by Jenna Jameson two years ago in Scottsdale that had similar problems

The guy says "It was, like, 'Babes Cabaret' or something"

Me: "What? I've been to Babes Cabaret! Actually, I was there around two years ago."

Apparently Jenna Jameson owned (or still owns) Babes Cabaret. Crazy, eh? Who knew? We were probably there just before they got fucked with.

Yeah, I know, whatever. . . Still, it's kinda an amusing coincidence.

;P

(End Secret Transmission)

chefmike
06-03-2007, 04:35 AM
blah blah, yeah we made a pact to bully around poor innocent shmucks like u.... and of course ill continue reading, why not? i read when im bored or need passion...

its simple, this site consists of the following:

the mods; from what i know all relatively well adjusted dealing with reality

the non member peekers; probably married, sexually confused, most likely republicans

the older, been there done that crowd; contribute interesting stuff every so often, write pretty well, respect the witty and insightful ones here, sometimes play peacemaker and tryin to squeeze as much as possible from memories, discourse and who knows what other surprises life offers

the filthy cumcatchers: the ones who beg for cock, who have no shame in describing their method of masterbation without request, who skip through any meaningful conversation and are here just to feel like they arent as pathetic as their inner self says cause wombat discussed his anal warts, posted pics of it and is even more low than they are

the witty bunch: not always a hit with their posts, but u can count on a few general quips and humrous observations in an above average rate

the trouble makers: playin the conservative card, playing the top vs bottom card, playin the racist card, playin the jesus is lord and came from outerspace card, etc.

the girls: some stars, some in their mind, some out of their mind, all valuable here, and thankfully many with good insight, despite agendas, into fields other than the ts community

the clueless ones: the know they like it, they dont know why, theyre way too concerned with figuring out why, probably from the south, probably love the lord, and probably not too successful in life

YOU: the guy who everyone is glad is around, because someone has to be the biggest loser, and its a good thing to spot the obvious winner right away and remove self doubt...the guy who youde think twice before shaking his bare hand...the guy who ur not shocked with anything he says or does since u put as little value on his life as he does...the one youde never let a family member or friend take a ride with...and the guy who knows all this but is putting up a pretend fight because dealing with reality would probably involve lots of drugs, alcohol and a noose...we all know its only time before ur 3 for 3



The above is one of my favorite rants from J, which was directed at the rodent who refers to himself as hondarobot....
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hondarobot
06-03-2007, 04:39 AM
Oh My God.

Call a doctor. You are insane.

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 04:44 AM
Ha! What a crazy coincidence. I was just talking to this guy while I was out having dinner (and this becomes retardedly complicated so I'll stream line things):

There's a Minneapolis strip club in legal hassles right now, this guy I was talking to was privey to what was going on, so we're talking about the subject

Other strip clubs that have been hassled nationwide came into the conversation

The guy mentions a club opened by Jenna Jameson two years ago in Scottsdale that had similar problems

The guy says "It was, like, 'Babes Cabaret' or something"

Me: "What? I've been to Babes Cabaret! Actually, I was there around two years ago."

Apparently Jenna Jameson owned (or still owns) Babes Cabaret. Crazy, eh? Who knew? We were probably there just before they got fucked with.

Yeah, I know, whatever. . . Still, it's kinda an amusing coincidence.

;P

(End Secret Transmission)

Wait, you both went to the same strip club...at different times? :jawdrop

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 04:49 AM
Huh? No. We were at a bar that got mentioned to me tonight, and I thought it was an amusing deal.

That's all there is to it.

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 05:06 AM
Huh? No. We were at a bar that got mentioned to me tonight, and I thought it was an amusing deal.

That's all there is to it.

Ahhh, ok...i think. :)

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 05:15 AM
Good grief, people like you are why I keep a HA tab running sometimes. Here's the short version:

A strip club in scottsdale was mentioned to me tonight, Vicki Richter and I were at said club. That's it, nothing to do with you.

I felt like posting because she'll check this forum before she slogs through all her messages.

Why do you even care?

:roll:

TomSelis
06-03-2007, 05:24 AM
:arrow:

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 05:24 AM
Good grief, people like you are why I keep a HA tab running sometimes. Here's the short version:

A strip club in scottsdale was mentioned to me tonight, Vicki Richter and I were at said club. That's it, nothing to do with you.

I felt like posting because she'll check this forum before she slogs through all her messages.

Why do you even care?

:roll:

Why do I care?

Uhm, you posted it on a public forum. I didn't understand exactly what you were talking about. How the fuck was I supposed to know Vicki was Blondie? Or that it was for her? How the hell is anyone? No need to be an asshat.

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 05:29 AM
I will try to avoid being an "asshat" in the future, and I hope you find comfort in that.

TJ347
06-03-2007, 05:51 AM
Honda, you should have just sent a PM... :smh

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 05:59 AM
hehe. . . it's a bit of a puzzle, isn't it?

Kabuki
06-03-2007, 06:04 AM
I actually knew who he was talking about, and I knew he would get blasted for this post as well. Where is Vicki tonight?

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 06:09 AM
Hey Kabuki.

She could be anywhere right now. Who knows? It's the nature of Vicki Richter.

8)

TJ347
06-03-2007, 06:11 AM
What's the deal with Honda and Vicki... I'm assuming this is the only means available to him to communicate with her, and if so, and this is the kind of thing you want to communicate, well... time to move on, isn't it?

And what's with these private posts in a public forum lately anyway? That said...

PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE VO D'BALM!!!

Hey Vo! I'm a fan, so out of touch with reality I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:

TJ347
06-03-2007, 06:13 AM
That was a joke Honda. Don't get your panties in a bunch...

It was also kinda true though, at the same time...

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 06:15 AM
PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE VO D'BALM!!!

Hey Vo! I'm a fan, so out of with reality touch I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:

heheheheh. :lol:


b]PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE[/b] BEYONCE!!!

Hey Beyonce! I'm a fan, so out of touch with reality that I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:

hondarobot
06-03-2007, 06:16 AM
Her last digit on her cell phone is 1. I'm just saying.

:P

Good night, HA. Let's just get over this whole thing.

The Truth
06-03-2007, 06:17 AM
PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE VO D'BALM!!!

Hey Vo! I'm a fan, so out of with reality touch I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:

heheheheh. :lol:


b]PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE[/b] BEYONCE!!!

Hey Beyonce! I'm a fan, so out of touch with reality that I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:Beyonce is unavailable at this moment. She's busy playing with my johnson. I can dream, right?

TJT
06-03-2007, 06:19 AM
Debbie Harry hasn't aged well has she?

TJ347
06-03-2007, 06:19 AM
b]PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE[/b] BEYONCE!!!

Hey Beyonce! I'm a fan, so out of touch with reality that I'm posting a private message to you on a public board... :roll:

PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE HARA JUKU!!!

Hey Hara! Despite the restraining order that keeps me from my rightful place by your side, I continue to be a fan, and have decorated the padded walls of my current residence with every picture of you I could find... :roll:

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 06:23 AM
PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE HARA JUKU!!!

Hey Hara! Despite the restraining order that keeps me from my rightful place by your side, I continue to be a fan, and have decorated the padded walls of my current residence with every picture of you I could find... :roll:

PLEASE STOP READING NOW UNLESS YOU ARE LASSIE!!!

Woof Lassie! Woof woof bark grrrr bark woof woofwoof... :roll:

TJT
06-03-2007, 06:25 AM
"What's that girl?!? Hara's down the well?"

TJ347
06-03-2007, 06:25 AM
Threadjacking 101!!!

TJ347
06-03-2007, 06:25 AM
"What's that girl?!? Hara's down the well?"

ROTFLMAO!!!

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 06:27 AM
"What's that girl?!? Hara's down the well?"

ha! :lol:

whatsupwithat
06-03-2007, 06:29 AM
Threadjacking 101!!!

yeah baby! jackin' threads on a saturday night! :)

TJ347
06-03-2007, 07:21 AM
But yeah, Honda... Please resume command of your thread. :lol:

chefmike
06-03-2007, 02:48 PM
:arrow:

LMFAO! Tom Selis ftw!!