thread 'hijackings'

[NRT]

Could someone explain this much used/abused term to a newbie? Does it mean 'flaming' or 'spamming' being rude or abusive? Or critcising someone's point of view? If so can it be abused to censor or prevent free speech or debate?

[hwbs]

an example would be.... welcome aboard NRT !!! has anyone tried the birthday cake remix ice cream from COLDSTONE CREAMERY?

[LG]

an example would be.... welcome aboard NRT !!! has anyone tried the birthday cake remix ice cream from COLDSTONE CREAMERY?

We don't get that over here. Is Cold Stone Creamery's ice cream as good as Ben and Jerry's? And WTF happened to Dayville's? Where did they go.

And the you have it, NRT. Welcome aboard. :lol:

[NRT]

I heard of postings being deleted or people being banned for 'hijacking'. so was wondering if went that far, it could be used the adminsitrators to stop free speech or debate. Think I got the gyst

[hondarobot]

Ben and Jerry's makes one of the greatest ice cream bars in the world (at least they use to). The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough bar. I urge anyone reading this thread, who happens to be a pot smoking enthusiast, to avoid these at all costs. They became highly addictive to me for an entire summer once.

Oh, and the term is "Threadjacking". The only thread around here that probably hasn't been subjected to that is "Shemale Cartoons". I see that thread is now sitting at over 1.4 million views. I thought the world was going to end when it hit 1 million, thankfully I was wrong.

Speaking of which, I finally saw Apocalypto the other day. I was kinda disappointed, but I suppose I wasn't expecting all that much anyways.

:P

[LG]

Ben and Jerry's makes one of the greatest ice cream bars in the world (at least they use to). The Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough bar. I urge anyone reading this thread, who happens to be a pot smoking enthusiast, to avoid these at all costs. They became highly addictive to me for an entire summer once.

Oh, and the term is "Threadjacking". The only thread around here that probably hasn't been subjected to that is "Shemale Cartoons". I see that thread is now sitting at over 1.4 million views. I thought the world was going to end when it hit 1 million, thankfully I was wrong.

Speaking of which, I finally saw Apocalypto the other day. I was kinda disappointed, but I suppose I wasn't expecting all that much anyways.

:P

Okay, let's see how many directions we can take this thread in...

Apocalypto...haven't seen it. I'm not sure I'm digging the new Mel Gibson though- complicated movies in languages that nobody can understand. The Passion of the Christ was not a good film. Instead of teaching love and understanding it showed violence, to the point where it seemed almost pornographic (in the original sense of the word, not - in the sense that it was completely gratuitous and the only reason for showing it would be because- quite simply- some people (like Gibson) seemed to get off on it.

And speaking of gratuitous violence, why did I laugh so hard when Vincent blew Marvin's head off in the back of the car in that scene in Pulp Fiction? A minute later, I'm thinking:"umm, this is really bad, I shouldn't be laughing...I'm supposed to be a nice, sensitive guy....but that shit was hilarious".

Why do we laugh at things like that? What is it, also, about black humour that is so fucking funny?

Please explain.

[Kriss]

Why do we laugh at things like that? What is it, also, about black humour that is so fucking funny? Please explain.

I don't even HAVE an opinion...........

[muhmuh]

And speaking of gratuitous violence, why did I laugh so hard when Vincent blew Marvin's head off in the back of the car in that scene in Pulp Fiction? A minute later, I'm thinking:"umm, this is really bad, I shouldn't be laughing...I'm supposed to be a nice, sensitive guy....but that shit was hilarious".

Why do we laugh at things like that? What is it, also, about black humour that is so fucking funny?

at the and of the day its more or less the same like laughing at the destruction of alderaan "brain the size of a planet"

i listened to one of the pa podcasts a few hours ago and it contained a segment about a job i definately want to have
its starts with how one of the guy bought his kid a toy which can pronounce words... well actually it pronounces single letters and if you type fast enough you get the word
anyway the first thing he did with it was try to make it say dick (closet gay cough cough ^^) and he got to the c after which the thing only said "hehe that tickles"
point is i want to be the guy who gets paid for comming up with a list of every potentially offensive word kids might want to type into theses toys

[francisfkudrow]

Did you see that they have discovered 28 new planets (outside our solar system) in the last year?

[zerrrr]

Waiting patiently for thread DRAMA to occur.

[LG]

Did you see that they have discovered 28 new planets (outside our solar system) in the last year?

Interesting. And Pluto's no longer a planet, is it? It's a dwarf planet.

According to Wikipedia
A planet, as defined by the International Astronomical Union (IAU), is a celestial body orbiting a star or stellar remnant that is massive enough to be rounded by its own gravity, not massive enough to cause thermonuclear fusion in its core, and has cleared its neighbouring region of planetesimals.

And speaking of Wikipedia, what do you think of it. I read a study that says its almost as accurate as Britannica, but the problem is that anyone can make an edit, so people put all kinds of shit there, like their birthdays and stuff. I use it all the time, but I doublecheck first. I'd say that along with google and this site, it's my favourite website.

What do you think?

[hondarobot]

The Pulp Fiction scene is great because it's the ultimate film version of threadjacking. The guy in the back seat is set up as what you'd expect will be an important character in the story line, then out of the blue, BLAM, he gets his head blown off. Not wounded, not put in precarious health, but capital d Dead. It's hilarious because it's so unexpected.

Kinda like another quote from H.L.Mencken (one of which someone has in there signature here), "It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.", although that's not entirely true, because oddly enough I'm imagining them playing a hybrid form of both right now. Actually, a hybrid of golf and billiards would simply be croquett.

Has anybody here ever played croquett? It's seems like that sport died out with the whole Great Gatsby generation.

[LG]

The Pulp Fiction scene is great because it's the ultimate film version of threadjacking. The guy in the back seat is set up as what you'd expect will be an important character in the story line, then out of the blue, BLAM, he gets his head blown off. Not wounded, not put in precarious health, but capital d Dead. It's hilarious because it's so unexpected.

Kinda like another quote from H.L.Mencken (one of which someone has in there signature here), "It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.", although that's not entirely true, because oddly enough I'm imagining them playing a hybrid form of both right now. Actually, a hybrid of golf and billiards would simply be croquett.

Has anybody here ever played croquett? It's seems like that sport died out with the whole Great Gatsby generation.

Croquet, huh?

Reminds me of a Robin Williams monologue:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X04wZpqx3U

(with a strong Scottish accent) Here's my idea for a sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.

Like pool?

Fuck off pool, not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick. I whack a ball it goes in a gopher hole.

Oh you mean like croquet?

Fuck croquet. I put the hole hundreds of yards away.

Oh like a bowling thing?

Not straight. I put shit in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you fucking ball. And go hacking away with a fucking tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. Fuck that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're going to die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part this is brilliant. Right near the end I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you fucking hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box to fuck with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking your ass, jacking away in the sand!

Oh and you do this one time?

Fuck no! Eighteen fucking times!


Why can't Robin Williams be funny now like used to be back then? He used to be a star of humour. Now he's not even a dwarf planet, like Pluto.

And did they really discover 28 new planets over the last year?

[BlackAdder]

I am risking my life to bring this information to you, but the time has come. An insidious plot against what they so deragatorialy refer to as "Overgrowns" is in its final stages before world domination can take place.

Soon it will be too late to halt the coming of the New Midget World Order. Then all who can see the tops of buildings shall be forced into silence.

It began innocuously enough, as the so-called "little people" carved out a tiny niche for themselves in a new industry known as Motion pictures. Soon they were shagging our tall, luscious starlets. They even made a western in a failed attempt to rewrite American history.

The wrongly despised secret society known as the Masons has been waging a behind the scenes war with the Midget Coalition for centuries. But lately, thanks to the Austin powers movies, Kid Rock and Pornography, the midgets have begun asserting their subtle plan of manipulation.

I spent two years walking on my knees, undercover, to infiltrate their elitist power struggle. Now the truth can be told.

Midgets, Elves, Dwarves, Oompa Loompas, whatever you want to call them, little people are frightening.

There's something about them that is extremely unsettling, from their little legs to their almost enormous heads. Anything with that lack of proportion seems like a threat to me.

Midgets have sports leagues named after them, this is how they get to our children. They can relate with children because on average, they're the same size, don't think they're not corrupting the minds of our children, making them compete against one another and giving trophies to everyone, even the kids who lose.
I'm not sure if midgets can fire guns; what with their small, sausage-like fingers, but god help us all if they can.

The midgets are a race of people who, strangly, can breed with regular people and produce non-midget offspring. Thusly, passing their tainted midget gene Verticulus Retardicus onto their offspring who can pass it down to their children, even if they concieve with another "norm". This is the most frightening aspect about the midget, not that they are little and weird, but their genes are sneaky. They can spring up with no explanation.

There are roughly 11600 midgets in the city of Toronto alone. They account for one in every 26000 births worldwide.

The midget is built much like the prehisoric killer Tyranosaurus Rex; large head, small useless arms, and a small brain which causes them both to kill mercilessly. The only difference, T-Rex is extinct while the midget still thrives.

I wouldn't suggest you go out and kill a midget, that would be unwise. I've never seen a midget die, and therefore I cannot be sure that they can actually be killed.

In my opinion, the only thing scarier than midgets is the tremendous influence they have in Hollywood. Vern Troyer, Warwick Davis, Gary Coleman, Estelle Getty, Yoda, Mickey Rooney, it's endless.

Don't be fooled by midgets, gentle reader. Some of them may look happy and carefree running around the circus. Just ask yourself, why are they so happy? They're little and weird and are eye level with fat ladies' asses. Never turn your back on a midget, they can pounce lightning fast. To a midget, there's nothing sweeter than gnawing off the legs of a "Norm" and letting him know what it feels like to live so close to the ground.

Take heed and beware of these smurf-like sociopaths, or your next visit to the circus might be your last.



Please take a few moments to review the accompanying websites from my allies in the struggle to remain free under Masonic rule.

May God bless us and Keep us Tall.

Amen~



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e22JBNcmy58

http://midgetsexzone.com/Naked_Midgets/


http://midgetmanifesto.50megs.com/

[BlackAdder]

so there..

[LG]

Hey, leave the little people alone. Midgets are people too...

And though most of us think we can kick their ass, I'm sure they can give you a nasty bite to the testicles.

Talking about bites, I fucking hate mosquitoes! But did you know that only the male feeds on your blood. As for the female black widow spider, she eats her man after they get laid. Fuck, that's even worse than being asked what your name is the morning after. Did that ever happen to anyone?

[LG]

I am hijacking this thread to say:

Since this thread has already been hijacked, and with good reason, seeing as this explains the answer to the first poster's question better than any definition could, I would invite everyone who feels like threadjacking to do so here and only here. That way the thread will develop dynamically and- what's more- we won't piss off Allanah by ruining her threads and she won't delete us. :lol:

Hey Allanah, you know we love you. :wink:

[tonkatoy]

The Pulp Fiction scene is great because it's the ultimate film version of threadjacking. The guy in the back seat is set up as what you'd expect will be an important character in the story line, then out of the blue, BLAM, he gets his head blown off. Not wounded, not put in precarious health, but capital d Dead. It's hilarious because it's so unexpected.



I agree. I always thought it would be cool to have a movie with some big name stars, who you think will be important characters, and wham, they are dead. Then some other characters, who you thought were going to be cannon fodder would take over as the lead people.

[Azanti]

LG, love that sign, LOL.

[hondarobot]

Gentlemen, could we please attempt to stay on the topic at hand?

Now then:

[muhmuh]

one thing i dont get is that this is the first forum ive been in where thread hijacking is even a word
pretty much on any other forum its common practice that any thread will start drifting in a very different direction by page 5 and everybody considers it the natural way for a discussion to behave

[hondarobot]

That may be true, but then you have to wonder if most other forums are gay.

[hondarobot]

Stop trying to cause trouble, bitch. If I don't get that damn pool cleaned, were all gonna end up getting kicked out of Costa Rica!

:P

[chefmike]

Stop trying to cause trouble, bitch. If I don't get that damn pool cleaned, were all gonna end up getting kicked out of Costa Rica!


Speaking of hijacking, aren't you on record here as being terrified of water, poolboy?

And flying?

And driving also, right?

But rumor has it that you are quite the swordfighting nancyboy...

[hondarobot]

Stop trying to cause trouble, bitch. If I don't get that damn pool cleaned, were all gonna end up getting kicked out of Costa Rica!


Speaking of hijacking, aren't you on record here as being terrified of water, poolboy?

And flying?

And driving also, right?

But rumor has it that you are quite the swordfighting nancyboy...

Your post is sad and equally disturbing.

You should try to find some friends in the real world. Seriously. You should.

[chefmike]

Too easy...

http://www.hungangels.com/board/search.php?search_author=hondarobot

[hondarobot]

Damn, this was turning into a fun thread until that weirdo showed up.

I see he's been given a new title. I wonder if he knows how many people are laughing at him every time they read that?

:lol:

[HornieHubbieinCT]

That may be true, but then you have to wonder if most other forums are gay.Yeah, really. And how many of them need to ask other forums if they think they are? Not to mention, this forum is mostly a bottom.

But the thiing that's really bugging me, that I want everyone on this board to clarify for me....is....

If I cum like mighy vesuvious while getting pumped in the posterior by Vanity... Does that make me gay?

This is where all hijacked threads come to die, isn't it?

[TJ347]

Damn, this was turning into a fun thread until that weirdo showed up.

I see he's been given a new title. I wonder if he knows how many people are laughing at him every time they read that?

:lol:

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=20669&highlight=

[hondarobot]

Fair enough, TJ, but this guy is really annoying. From the posts of his I've run across, he has proven himself to be 1) a manic forum poster, 2) an admitted, uh, fan of "young looking ts girls" (read into that what you will), and 3) obsessed with being viewed as a forum tough guy (Junkyard Dog, heh).

There is something very wrong with this odd, anonymous individual.

[TJ347]

I've had a run-in with him myself, and while he continues to drop by here and there and offer his unique brand of wit and wisdom (consisting almost entirely of name calling and the use of the occasional $5 word), I have decided to ignore all the keyboard warriors fool enough to believe an internet fight makes them look intelligent somehow. If it makes you happy to swap insults honda, that's your business, of course. Good luck.

[hondarobot]

I've had a run-in with him myself, and while he continues to drop by here and there and offer his unique brand of wit and wisdom (consisting almost entirely of name calling and the use of the occasional $5 word), I have decided to ignore all the keyboard warriors fool enough to believe an internet fight makes them look intelligent somehow. If it makes you happy to swap insults honda, that's your business, of course. Good luck.

I have nothing against luck, it's always worked for me.

:)

[TJ347]

I have nothing against luck, it's always worked for me.

:)

Glad to hear it.

[LG]

Gentlemen, here will be no flaming in this thread. You may threadjack all you like, but flaming is prohibited.

Not that flaming is bad. As I once said, flame wars are sort of like a colonic irrigation for the board. They can help to clear the air just as a colonic clears your rectum and colon (or so I've been told- I've never had one). The problem is that even when you wash the shit away, it gets back in there somewhere sooner or later.

Or you could say that flaming is like a family vendetta. Fortunately, flaming does not usually involve guns or high explosives. Not yet, but Vicki has been talking to some people about changing that, apparently.

Or you could say that flaming is good, because it all allows us to get things out in the open, kind of like skinny dipping. It refreshes parts that cannot usually be reached (in this case our thirst for using four letter words at our place of work or home without losing our job or friends).

Flaming is all about equal opportunities too. Everybody gets flamed. Abuse is an equal-opportunity benefit.

Often, flame wars make us laugh. Personally, I thought it was very funny when I told TFan that I didn't think he was stupid but that he merely gave a very good impression of being very stupid. It is nice to use expressions like "if a cannibal cracked your head open, he wouldn't find enough to spread on a small water biscuit" or "my mother told me not to argue with assholes" or "I can't talk any more- I'm allergic to morons". Thus flaming can be fun, especially if you are arguing against someone without brains. But entering a flaming war may be enough proof that you're somewhat lacking in the brain department too.

So flaming is bad. Really, really bad. Stop it. Like now. Immediately. Bad, bad thing. Okay?



I will now hijack this thread to bring you a funny picture of a dead possum. (Some people actually eat pick up roadkill and eat it. I think it's gross, but what do I know? There's even a cookbook: http://www.amazon.com/Original-Road-Kill-Cookbook/dp/0898152003 )

[chefmike]

Damn, this was turning into a fun thread until that weirdo showed up.

I see he's been given a new title. I wonder if he knows how many people are laughing at him every time they read that?

:lol:

I picked the title, hondabitchbot...and considering how many times that myself and so many other posters have ripped you to shreds on this forum, your next rank should be HA kennel bitch....congrats, chump.

I'm just saying... :lol: 8) :wink:

[chefmike]

:wink:

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=20723

[zerrrr]

That may be true, but then you have to wonder if most other forums are gay.Yeah, really. And how many of them need to ask other forums if they think they are? Not to mention, this forum is mostly a bottom.

so true

[LG]

Okay...I wouldn't know anything about any of the above...

But would any of you buy a USB George Foreman grill and cook next to your PC?
http://www.gadgetgarden.nl/igrill.jpg
And would you buy your girl a USB vibrator?
http://img.infotropic.com/i/usb_vibrator.jpg
The kind of stuff they think of, huh? Pretty fucked up, huh?

Although it's not as bad as the Realldoll.
http://www.realdoll.com/image/studio/shemale002.jpg

[BeardedOne]

Not that flaming is bad. As I once said, flame wars are sort of like a colonic irrigation for the board.

To paraphrase "Surge" ("That's 'Ser-GAY!") from Beverly Hills Cop III: "They stick a hose up your bum and do you know what dey find??? A lame-ass post you made when you were five!!!!"


So flaming is bad. Really, really bad. Stop it. Like now. Immediately. Bad, bad thing. Okay?

Honda-dude, what are you drinking? STOP! NOW!

Tell us the latest nooz from Mipple City. Seen Mary Richards or Lou Grant lately? :wink:

[TJ347]

Gentlemen, here will be no flaming in this thread. You may threadjack all you like, but flaming is prohibited.


People have expressed an annoyance with flaming any number of times, but it appears that whom the flames are coming from plays a big part in how much it's tolerated.

On another note, has anybody caught Painkiller Jane lately? I've missed a few episodes now, but am trying to give the show a full season before I make a decision. Wouldn't be fair to just write it off after two episodes, although I started to do just that ten minutes into the first show I saw.

And now... Big Boobs! For no reason whatsoever.

[Jericho]

And now... Big Boobs! For no reason whatsoever.

Ewwww...Varicose tits! :shock:

[LG]

Big boobs, huh? Nice. But I'm not sure I like to see veins popping out of them like that (varicose tits says Jericho :D ). I prefer hers:
http://www.bigboobsjpgs.com/bigboobsmodels/images/LoloFerrari09_jpg.jpg

But who's Painkiller Jane? Is that the lesbian comic book heroine?

My question: did you prefer the first Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren or the remake with Thom Jane/ I enjoyed that one. But what kind of surname is Jane?

[TJ347]

Big boobs, huh? Nice. But I'm not sure I like to see veins popping out of them like that (varicose tits says Jericho :D ). I prefer hers:
http://www.bigboobsjpgs.com/bigboobsmodels/images/LoloFerrari09_jpg.jpg

But who's Painkiller Jane? Is that the lesbian comic book heroine?

My question: did you prefer the first Punisher movie with Dolph Lundgren or the remake with Thom Jane/ I enjoyed that one. But what kind of surname is Jane?

The late Lolo Ferrari. Good choice LG.
You appear to be quite familiar with Painkiller Jane too, though I imagine the TV show doesn't play outside of the US (and probably won't play too much longer in the US either). The episodes I've seen have been woefully lacking.
The remake of the Punisher was the best, definitely. And I'd have preferred she were named Painkiller Penelope, but I didn't have a say in the matter.

Some more Lolo pics... And another "varicose tits" pic for Jericho!

[hondarobot]

Not that flaming is bad. As I once said, flame wars are sort of like a colonic irrigation for the board.

To paraphrase "Surge" ("That's 'Ser-GAY!") from Beverly Hills Cop III: "They stick a hose up your bum and do you know what dey find??? A lame-ass post you made when you were five!!!!"


So flaming is bad. Really, really bad. Stop it. Like now. Immediately. Bad, bad thing. Okay?

Honda-dude, what are you drinking? STOP! NOW!

Tell us the latest nooz from Mipple City. Seen Mary Richards or Lou Grant lately? :wink:

I plan on enjoying some pints of Guiness later, B1, cheers.

Here's my problem with the handfull of HA trolls. They not only annoy the hell out of me when they appear in threads I'm posting in (beyond that, I don't have any interest in them), but they also creep me out. For an example: This Chefmike loser. Every time he attempts to get some sort of flame war thing going, he demonstrates a very disturbing amount of knowledge about practically everything, it seems, going on this forum. He must read Every Single Post.

I'm not going to go into the insane amount of times he's posted himself, or the fact that he must spend 24 hours a day here (if not posting, watching and lurking). What really gets me is that he's got this delusion of himself as a "junkyard dog" (which is pretty hysterical), being a tough guy on a message board. Most of the regular posters here who seem like good people have shown their faces (or more), as well as other personal information.

This clown is an anonymous, worthless, yapping little dog. The bad thing is when he finally does snap and initiates his rampage, we still won't know who to look out for.

To be fair, if I never saw the guys nonsense again, I wouldn't bother to verbally bitch slap him around on occasion. No one can fault me for that, because I never go looking for the idiot. He stalks me. I've never once tried to start shit on this forum with anybody.

(Start the countdown, I'm sure the wacko will be trembling in his chair any minute now, chomping at the bit to respond. He can't help himself)

But yes, big boobs. Nothing wrong with that. I won't even do a threadjack here for awhile so that topic gets explored more fully.

[LG]

And speaking of Ferraris, did you know that they are based in Modena, the hometown of Luciano Pavarotti and the place where all good balsamic vinegar is made?

Pavarotti? Fat fuck or angel-voiced genius? You decide.

And did you know he was a decent footballer (soccer player) in his youth? Played for Modena in goal. Julio Iglesias (Enrique's old man) also played in goal.

[Realgirls4me]

In case it hasn't been stated in here previously, those enormous jugs are gross -- GROSS! Talk about cartoons.

[Jericho]

And another "varicose tits" pic for Jericho!

No, no, really, one was enough, thank you. :lol:

[Jericho]

Pavarotti? Fat fuck or angel-voiced genius? You decide.

He got his first big international break in the little welsh town where i was born. So if you don't like him, you can blame us! ;-)

[LG]

But yes, big boobs. Nothing wrong with that. I won't even do a threadjack here for awhile so that topic gets explored more fully.

For you, Lindsey Dawn McKenzie:
http://www.bigxtits.com/blog/images/july/linsey_w3.jpg
http://www.bigxtits.com/blog/0603/linseydawn4.jpg
http://www.bigxtits.com/blog/0604/linsey8.jpg

Now...back to Pavarotti and Iglesias...Personally, I blame Jericho :)

[Jericho]

Now...back to Pavarotti and Iglesias...Personally, I blame Jericho :)

...I think a subject change is called for here! :lol:
...What about those Mets?

[TJ347]

More BIG BOOBS!!!

[TJ347]

And MORE...

[TJ347]

And a Ferrari, because LG mentioned it. And some more BIG BOOBS too!

[LG]

And with that, this thread becomes another porn thread. :lol:

[TJ347]

Not necessarily. Let's try to make it something of more substance...

Has anybody ever read "Brave New World", by Aldous Huxley? It's one of my favorite books, though the movie I saw, starring Leonard Nimoy, was a great disappointment. One of the things I most liked about the book was how accurately in many respects Huxley saw the future. It truly is a very moving tale.

What's the appeal of "fish hooking"?

[BeardedOne]

"Fish-hooking": BAD

Boobs a-plenty: Relative to taste. The previous posts contained waaaaaaayyyy too much 'taste'. :roll:

Re: Ferarri

I was getting stewed at the Paddock bar in Hunt Valley this past weekend and caught part of the HR psorts car auction. Anyone else catch that? Damned Shelby racer pulled down over $2 mil in bids!

Jeez-US! I'd be afraid to drive the thing. :shock: That's like buying a Tucker Torpedo and taking it to work during rush hour. :smh

Oh...Wait...George Lucas did that. :roll:

[BeardedOne]

Double post deleted!

Happy now?

[BeardedOne]

Jeez...What, in gawd's name, did I just do? :roll:

Edit, edit, edit.

Crikeys! Time to go sleepies.

[whatsupwithat]

Jeez...What, in gawd's name, did I just do? :roll:

Edit, edit, edit.

Crikeys! Time to go sleepies.

Double posting. What's up with that?

[TJ347]

Since we're talking about cars, let's talk about Bentleys! W.O. Bentley, the company founder, is an interesting character, whose story is much to involved to get into much here. I only mention him because I've often wondered what he'd think about current Bentleys, or the state of automotive engineering overall. I bet guys like Bentley, Henry Ford, and even more recent characters like Harley Earl and Enzo Ferrari would be overwhelmed looking at all the techno-wizardry involved in today's cars.
Some modern Bentleys...

[hondarobot]

Fish hooking is questionable, the girl could bite your fingers and what's the point when you can just as easily be pulling her hair?

;)

Wouldn't that suck to lose a finger during sex? Actually I know a guy who, during a fight, managed to have his own thumb pulled off (it's a complicated story).

Anyone else ever lose a thumb?

[BeardedOne]

A favorite quote (And painfully accurate if you've seen one of the new BMW/Rolls Royce models lately) by the automotive reporter for the LA Times in reference to the new Rolls:

"Not since torch-weilding peasants pursued Frankenstein's creation across the countryside has a noble soul been so tortured."

I recited this quote as I viewed a new Rolls on Boylston Street in Boston a couple of years back, with the owner in earshot. The poor bastard just stared at me, while a restaurant full of witnesses looked on, and I shrugged and said "Hey, =you= bought it!".

[BeardedOne]

Anyone else ever lose a thumb?

No, but when I broke my hand swinging at the cable guy (Muthahfuckah ducked), "The Wife" drove me to the hospital and when the admitting nurse asked what happened TW blurted "Well, I was in the throes of orgasm and crossed my legs!".

:lol: :lol:

The nurse actually typed that into the file. :lol: :lol:

[chefmike]

wetardorobot, considering how many times that myself and so many other posters have ripped you to shreds on this forum, your next rank should be HA kennel bitch....congrats, chump.

BTW, how's you latest movie script, cartoon, novel, computer game or whatever your latest delusion is going?

You newbs may to refer to hondadipshit's profile if you want the real story, instead of this imadumbbot's prevarication.

[hondarobot]

:lol:

Waiting two hours to respond was pretty good, but it needs improving. The bold text was interesting, though.

[chefmike]

:lol:

Waiting two hours to respond was pretty good, but it needs improving. The bold text was interesting, though.

I have a job, dipshit. You're not the only bitch in my kennel.

[hondarobot]

He just doesn't get it.

You're crazy. It's pretty obvious. Why don't you try building ships in bottles or something as a new hobby?

"I have a job. . ."

:lol:

[francisfkudrow]

All this is well and good, but the fact of the matter is that the greatest car chase scene ever was the freeway chase in The Matrix Reloaded.

[ezed]

Imagine if you will, some poor fuck is desperate to see some transexuals. His search turns up Hung Angels. Feverishly he drops his pants around his ankles and the first thread he pulls up is this one.

[ezed]

Does a top top a bottom or does a bottom bottom a top. I'm new to this, and think I'm a top but sort of dizzy right now.

[ezed]

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

[hondarobot]

Diarreah is always hilarious, Ezed. We're letting the "junkyard dog" run around in circles now, though.

[chefmike]

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=9122&start=0

[TJ347]

Can anybody confirm whether Law & Order and CSI: New York are being cancelled? Just heard from a friend of mine that neither is being renewed.

On another note, what about that Kobe Bryant? The guy has delusions of being the second coming of Michael Jordan, fails to live up to those delusions, and now cries for a trade to another team, blaming the Lakers and not his own shortcomings for failing to win championships since Shaq got traded to Miami.

Star Wars is the greatest sci-fi series EVER!!!

[LG]

If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

:lol:

But seriously, those can't be the stats. I've , thankfully, only had the problem maybe five or six times (usually after a curry).

Anyway, buying diarrhea medication from the pharmacy (the drugstore to you Americans) is always an awful experience, but especially the first time, when you feel obligated to buy a whole load of shit just to find the courage to approach the guy behind the counter and ask him for the stuff. Like when you first buy condoms or a porno mag. And then the fucker toys with you!

You: I'll take these...and do you have anything for...um...diarrhea
Pharmacist: I'm sorry sir, I didn't quite hear you.
You: You know, for loose...um...stool
Pharmacist: Is that the name of the drug?
You: Diarrhea man! I have diarrhea?
Pharmacist: Diarrhea?
You: Yes! I've got the shits!
Pharmacist: Oh, diarrhea. And have you had this a lot?
You: I had it this morning! I think I'm going to have it again soon! What's the difference?!?
Pharmacist: Yes, we have just the thing. Is it for you?
You: Yes!!! Now give it to me before I shit all over your store!!!

So the guy takes his time finding the drug, scanning the bar code, asking for assistance to scan the bar code, effectively telling the whole store that you've got the shits by shouting to the other side of the store asking for the price, wrapping it up, charging you, giving you your change. and then you take the stuff, forget the change and run out of the store looking for a public toilet.

And that's why I try to stay away from vindaloos.

http://static.flickr.com/34/91798711_b6cfedeb13.jpg

[LG]

Star Wars is the greatest sci-fi series EVER!!!

Number 4, 5 and 6 rock! The recent ones aren't that great. Number 1 really sucked.

[ezed]

I watched the Red Soxs beat the Yankees, the Senators beat the Ducks, and the Cavaliers beat the Pistons. I went to Saturday Night Live and there's wrestling. I must be drunk.

[BlackAdder]

Somebody please KILL the people responsible for wresting on the sci-fi channel...ugh...makes me want to explode every time i see it .

[Quinn]

SCI-FI killed Battlestar Gallactica (one more season)? WTF???? Villainous bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Quinn

[francisfkudrow]

Somebody please KILL the people responsible for wresting on the sci-fi channel...ugh...makes me want to explode every time i see it .

Well, it is "fi". I don't know about how "sci" it is.

[Realgirls4me]

All this is well and good, but the fact of the matter is that the greatest car chase scene ever was the freeway chase in The Matrix Reloaded.

Uuuuuuuuh -- NO! I can't let this go.

Lessee? Raw horsepower. Mustang Fastback(GT?). Steve McQueen. The streets of San Francisco, etc. Any of the aforemention ring a bell? If not, hit the link.

http://www.imdb.com/keyword/ford-mustang/car-chase/

I've always wondered how many Mustangs were sold due to that scene. You all know it did. :)

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[TomSelis]

I always liked the car chase scene in Ronin the best.

Damn....that would make a good poll...

[muhmuh]

ironically the best car chase scenes are filmed by people who dont know how to make cars... no not americans (although they dont know either) but french
taxi is by far the best car related movie(s)

[LG]

ironically the best car chase scenes are filmed by people who dont know how to make cars... no not americans (although they dont know either) but french
taxi is by far the best car related movie(s)

Like most decent French movies, Taxi was remade as a crap American movie.

And on a related note, am I the only one who thinks Queen Latifah looks pretty damn hot sometimes?
http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/queen_latifah_01.jpg
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/06/02/02/latifah.jpg

[TomSelis]

And on a related note, am I the only one who thinks Queen Latifah looks pretty damn hot sometimes?
http://venus.provocateuse.com/images/photos/queen_latifah_01.jpg
http://images.chron.com/content/news/photos/06/02/02/latifah.jpg

No, and she's gotten hotter in the last few years!!!

[muhmuh]

Like most decent French movies, Taxi was remade as a crap American movie.

have you seen the american version of nightwatch? they butchered it


And on a related note, am I the only one who thinks Queen Latifah looks pretty damn hot sometimes?

since im not really into... how to say this delicately? big breasts and the bodys to go along with them imma have to say yes

[TJ347]

What ever happened to Nelly Snores? Surely she hasn't been run-off by some random jackass? Haven't heard from her since whatsupwithat kicked her to the curb after defeating LG in a duel for Hara's hand... Hope the poor girl's alright...

[LG]

What ever happened to Nelly Snores? Surely she hasn't been run-off by some random jackass? Haven't heard from her since whatsupwithat kicked her to the curb after defeating LG in a duel for Hara's hand... Hope the poor girl's alright...

Nelly is pretty hurt about that. And since when was I defeated? :lol:

[TJ347]

And since when was I defeated? :lol:

Sorry if it's a touchy subject, LG. Whatsupwithat informed everyone that you refused to accept your defeat, but that nonetheless, he was victorious. He also claimed Hara's hand, and some time ago now. Better luck next time.

Hey! Nelly Snores is probably still available, and on the rebound too... :wink:

[LG]

And since when was I defeated? :lol:

Sorry if it's a touchy subject, LG. Whatsupwithat informed everyone that you refused to accept your defeat, but that nonetheless, he was victorious. He also claimed Hara's hand, and some time ago now. Better luck next time.

Hey! Nelly Snores is probably still available, and on the rebound too... :wink:

I've chatted with Nelly. She wants to take him out (not on date...more like with a semi-automatic). I've told her to bid her time...I'm a pacifist. Also, I don't date puppets.

Just because whatsupwithat tells you something, don't mean it's true. If GW Bush told you he was a member of Mensa, would you believe it.

In fact, whatsupwithat paraded around telling people he had won before the fight ever started. If GW Bush goes around telling people America are winning in Iraq, would you believe him?

Other than that, whatsupwithat is a great guy. :lol:

Finally, your avatar is kind of gross... Was that photo in Mad magazine? I seem to recall seeing it before.

[TJ347]

Good points as usual, but I'm sad to see you so casually express your prejudice against puppets.

Regarding my current avatar, I've gotten sick of it already, and only had it for about an hour. Got it from urbandictionary.com. Don't know if it was ever in Mad magazine, but it's a possibility I'm sure.

[TJ347]

New avatar, LG. To replace the one gross one. :lol:

Okay, so now I've gotta change it to something that doesn't gross me out...

[LG]

Good points as usual, but I'm sad to see you so casually express your prejudice against puppets. .

Does that make me a racist? How about a poll. :lol:

[Realgirls4me]

Changing her colours she's off to the shore
She rides the soul train and he fights the law
there's a power in his voice and it makes her feel so sure
so live and live in love
One day he'll build a statue with his hands
so gentle when he tries to understand
this subterfuge he never really planned
now you're living in the Lifeline
we're moving
In the Lifeline
we're walking
In the Lifeline
we're throwing
so live and let live in love ...

Just felt like singing a bit before hitting the proverbial sack. Hee-hee. :)

[LG]

Changing her colours she's off to the shore....
......

Just felt like singing a bit before hitting the proverbial sack. Hee-hee. :)

A week, later, I'm still trying to think of a topic to follow on from that. :?