Diary of a MAD Escort

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Escorting is a very misunderstood proffesion.

People assume that escorting is automatically prostitution. MISTAKE. A prostitute to me is a sex worker who sets up shop on a street or corner, or works on a brothel, or in a window in Amsterdam. An escort lends her time- usually for a great deal of money more than a prostitute would charge and, that YES may include sex.

I am not going to sit here and lie and say that I have never had sex with a client. BUT I have had many, many clients that I had just spent time going out with them, shopping, conversing, consulting, and I even had a gentleman who flew me half across the world for a week and we never had sex.

I am not a prostitue, I am an escort. I don' sell sexual favors, I sell my time. If I decide to have sex with you then that is on my watch- but I may not decide to do so. I turn it DOWN alot. I screen everyone.

With the being said I AM SO ANGRY and the people on review boards, TER, SER, and even here who bad mouth us girls so, so, so much.
I find it filthy, discgusting, and cowardly. I have found that these men -the hobbyist- who frewent review boards are either fantasizers, looking to jack off to some erotic story, or the most bitter jaded cleints there are.
When I used to have reviews, prior to being advised by legal counsel to have them removed, if a guy called me and said he wrote reviews I would automatically not see him. Why? Because I knew he was going to put me through the wringer and be xtra, xtra, difficult.

Recently I became very angry at a post someone made claiming that I am or other girls are over priced.

The stuff I am going to say is not a sympahty cry, nor do I want anyone to feel sorry for me or anyone who does this because this is hat we choose to do. But so you can THINK before you talk shit about us.

Now as owner of my body, I should have the right to do, charge, give it away for free, or do whatever I wish with it.

I think the amount of money I make is considerably SMALL compared to amount of risks I as an escort have to take.

Let's start with the basics-

1. Time wasters calling you all day long.

2. Time wasters booking appointments with you- you telling another appointment np because you have one booked- and the time waister stands u up- hence you loose twice.

3. People trying to have phone sex with you.

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

5. Guys who schedule outcalls and when you get there, there is no answer.

6. Guys who show up with no money- or bring a credit card anf no cash- or bring an insulting amount of money like $20.

7. Phone Stalkers

8. Crank Callers

9. Clients with bad hygene, bad breath, skid marks on their underwear, and dirty asses.
Those are just a very few of the examples. Never mind thinking that every person that you meet could be a rapist, cop, killer, or mugger ready to arrest you or do you hard. I have known girls who have been killed, robbed, beat up, and many many who have been arrested, NOT only for solicitation but for ESCORTING without a liscense by cops.

Personally I have had my cell phone stolen and a knife pulled on me, I had a guy once tell me that he was going to rape me and I said fine- do what you have to do- and after he saw that I was not gonna fight him (which is what probably got him off he left) I have had a guy not want to lay for the time and threaten to call the police and the hotel on me if I did not give him a free booking, I have guys sneakly steal their money back, I had a guy pay me in five fake 100 dollars bills- and a lot more. I have seen guys with a myriad of stds inclduing I don't even know howmany with genital warts and two with active herpes infections that I have had to turn away. I had a guy that was calling me 30 times a day harrasing me threatening to slash my throat at Club Vaopr and kill me which made me file a police report.

People think this work is easy and it is easy money- but it really is not.There is a great, great amount of stress involved in the work- from health risk- to safety risk- to problems with the law- to just dealing with a lot of bullshit.

When stuff like what I described to me has happened, I know why some girls become so jaded and hate clients and hate themselves for the work.

I am not jaded and I truly treat everyone with respect and kindness until they prove me otherwise. I am honest person offering an honest service.
If I ever have had problems it has been a few rotten apples that have been dishonest. I don't take that out of any of my clients.

Oh and let's not forget the guy who after the session says he only has a credit card and will go to the bank and get the money and brign it right back. I wonder how many times so many girls have worked for free on this one?

[TJ347]

Thanks for that, Allanah. Interesting to get the take from the other side of the fence. Anyway, as a client, I've almost always had to present cash up front, so I don't know why an escort would even spend five minutes with someone without having been paid, or at least knowing that the person had the money to pay. That said, as you've said you've had situations where you've provided service and had a client claim to have no money, please tell me why you didn't get the money up front? And do you now?

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Girls please feel free to share yur stories...

I have another one of a friend of mine who met a client form the village voice and after the session she proceded to hand cuff her , went through all of her drawers, stole money, found a huge dildo in her drawer, and raper her with it repeatedly with no lube. She deficated over hersefl and was bleeding profusely and had to be rushed to the hospital when her firends found her.

She did not report it because she was afraid.

[TJ347]

I've also wondered why most escorts don't have some kind of security. Since you don't really know who you're dealing with, I'd think all escorts would have somebody with them when they met clients, and close by during... whatever.

[liisawinkler]

1. Time wasters calling you all day long.

2. Time wasters booking appointments with you- you telling another appointment np because you have one booked- and the time waister stands u up- hence you loose twice.

3. People trying to have phone sex with you.

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

5. Guys who schedule outcalls and when you get there, there is no answer.

8. Crank Callers


this happens to me all the time in Singapore especially number 1 and 3 and fortunately encountered the other threes all in one situation...

but it was traumatic enough for me that everytime a client called me from his hotel or wherever he is i make sure to verify at least he has a landline i can verify to see if he is really staying there or the hotel he is staying has available information ONLINE....

it's depressing when one thinks that people can just make fun of us just because our information is available for the public to see....

[whatsupwithat]

Interesting.

I have quite a few friends/acquaintances who are escorts. Worry about them all the time. It's hard enough being an attractive woman going out to clubs, shopping, walking to someplace...I can't imagine inviting those people into my home. I, myself, am so selective on who I let into my life or home as friends or more, I really don't know how you guys do it.

[Vicki Richter]

I once had a guy, who was a repeat client, tell me in the morning that he couldn't get the cash (he always got the cash in the morning) and he wrote me a $3000 check. I had driven a 300 mile (round trip) and spent the night in his cockroach infested home while he did cocaine all night. Anyway, the check bounces. I start calling him and harassing him about it and finally he stops answering the calls and texts. So he always bragged about how he was a member of one of the wealthiest families of the community he lives in, telling me who they were, etc. Growing up there, I knew it to be true. So I start emailing his dad's business telling him I want my money - without going into too much detail. He didn't like that very much and put the money in the account within 72 hours. However, the whole thing lasted like 2 months and was very stressful.

I recently did a mini-3way and had to pay the other girl $20 because the guy didn't bring enough money to cover the $120 bottle of Champagn he bought for us.

I am a terrible escort. I am a better girlfriend.

[TsVanessa69]

Thanks for bringing this to light, your list and my list are the same. I think all girls go through the same drama, guys try the same scams, and we do suffer. I never have worked for free, I always get my cash up fronnt, however have had a few guys try to pass off conterfeit bills.

[whatsupwithat]

I am a terrible escort. I am a better girlfriend.

That's good to know. :)


ps - what's a mini-3way?

[TJ347]

Could someone take a minute to answer my question about why most girls don't have some kind of security to discourage some of the things Allanah's brought up? I'd appreciate it.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Thanks for bringing this to light, your list and my list are the same. I think all girls go through the same drama, guys try the same scams, and we do suffer. I never have worked for free, I always get my cash up fronnt, however have had a few guys try to pass off conterfeit bills.

how the fuck is your list exactly the same as hers?

cmon now

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I got a few stories back when I lived in NJ and was working as a TS Domme. I've gotten a call from a guy I once did a session before and he said he was interested in spending a few hours again with me domming him while he "parties".

The guy came to my place and fork the first hour over on my night stand. The session begins (It was roughly like 2am in the morning). I put him on a leash, took gears and toys out of my closet etc. Anyways to cut this short, He had spent a total of 3 hours total with me that night. But when "tributes" came was now short of cash. He said he will need to find the nearest atm so I said sure (I dunno why I trusted him that much). He was extremely nice the 1st time we met not to mention looks very decent and came from a well to do family (with a reputable job in NYC). But anyways, the fucker never came back and owed me roughly around $400 more. I was so PISSED!

Months had passed and the same guy called me. I started bitching at him over the phone for stiffing me the last time we were together. But he begged and he begged and offered to make up for his balance $400 (+200 extra plus an hour with me) the last time. To which I finally agreed. He came back to my place. I went down and met him by my front door. Asked for $600.00 upfront and slammed the door on him! No one fucks with me! :evil:

After that incident, all hours must be upfront in cash or electronically transfered into my account or they can walk back where they came from.

~Kisses.

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[taniatv]

I don't do outcall and get all prospective clients to confirm a hour before their app. and then again call from a location close by at the time. This cuts out a lot of time wasters.
I always get paid up front but have had regulars I trust leave me less than they should on the table!
I also had a mobile phone stolen from a guy who had seen me three times before. Never saw him again although he had the cheek to call me for another appointment about three weeks later. No chance. Oh yeh my phone bill showed the calls he made to T'Girls up and down the country, I called them all back and informed them.
The nearest I came to anything physical was when a guy demanded to use my landline phone before he paid me, I asked for the money up front he refused and started getting stroppy. I was certain he was going to get violent but fortunately he left.
Lots of bounced checks (cash only now), countless dirty bottoms who want to be topped and I have actually turned a guy away because he was too big.
I get these calls all the time about 10"+ cocks of course they never turn up only this guy did. He wanted sex .... I wanted to continue to be able to walk! so I refused him, I gave him a can of Coke though and apologised. :)

[BrendaQG]

I have to say everything that has been said so far is so true.

For my own part the wierdest thing I was ever offered was by this guy who claimed to be a manager at a Best Buy. He called a few times, described himself as a femine bottom, wanting to be dressed up and dominated. I can do that no problem. The problem was that he would want to pay me in either Best buy gift cards, or one time in a flat screen computer monitor. That was really Bizzare. I just had to be impolite curse and tell the guy that I can't pay my car note with those.

For me however the most unsettleling thing I have ever heard, related to this is from some other ts's is "you don't need to do that. You have an education so getting a job should be easy. " Ha! I wish that made a difference to a biggot.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I agree with you taniatv. I've also implemented that to eliminate the chances of a "NO SHOW".

1,2, and 8 Make it a point when you book a client for example tomorrow to have him call you atleast an hour before his appointment. If he fails to call you..assume either it's a prank or the guy got caught up with something at work or home. Then you can give said slot to a stand-by. ;)

An hour is enough time for touch up's..i.e. make up, curl/flat iron your hair, change outfits etc.

3. Keep conversation as short as possible. I actually prefer inquiries by emails that way I dont have to deal with guys calling me and asking me sexual question so they could jerk off at my expense (I had this happen to me before where I heard guys unzipping/relieving themselves). So now I only answer an hour before his set appointment. No block numbers.

4,5 If doing outcalls, ask for a deposit via paypal.

6. Cash should be upfront or dont lift a finger. LOL

As for bad hygeine, well just buy an extra toothbrush and keep it handly. Also offer for them to take a quick shower. Having a bathroom nearby always helps! ;)

~Kisses.

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[Fetish Fanatic]

You really put it all into perspective. Believe you me I can only imagine how much you go through. I think any ts has the courage of a lion. To be out and be who you are. That's why alot of people carry around anger I think cuz they feel they can't be who they are because of society standards. Alot of guys don't even have the courage to admit that they like transexuals.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

blah blah blah, what you all need is one central escorting service hub

I submit to you Johnnie Walker's HO DATING SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://usera.imagecave.com/gray_bishop/jokeescortad.jpg

They call the service, book you, I keep 10%, you keep 90%. End of discussion.

;)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

LMAO :lol: I didnt know you aspire to be PIMP DADDY JWBL. :lol:

~Kisses.

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[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, I'm just saying all of this 'idiot client did this/idiot client did that\ is justified but why go through it?!?

With the JWBL™ Ho Plan you get
1. 401k
2. Free Medical & Dental
3. 24/7 Jewish attorney services
4. Condom discounts via Condomania in the village
and
5. Peace of mind, as the only calls you'll get are from guaranteed paying screened clientele............

hehehe

[TJ347]

I'm getting a message that says the number's not in service, JWBL...

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

just open up your window and listen for the guy screaming "ouch" TJ, he's a client............. he'll give you the other #

[taniatv]

Yes I do that as well Hara_Juku Tgirl with the phone thing, no call should go over a minute tops. If they are genuine guys then calls for me last about 45 secs. Brief details and location of the cross streets close by to where I am situated.
I got took in a lot when I first started but I can almost tell instantly now if they are genuine guys there are a few exceptions but more often than not that second sense hasn't let me down.

Short of pulling their pants down and doing an inspection as soon as I meet them then I can't tell about their cleanliness...now where's the second sense for that? lol :)

Wet Wipes Rule ;)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Yes I do that as well Hara_Juku Tgirl with the phone thing, no call should go over a minute tops. If they are genuine guys then calls for me last about 45 secs. Brief details and location of the cross streets close by to where I am situated.
I got took in a lot when I first started but I can almost tell instantly now if they are genuine guys there are a few exceptions but more often than not that second sense hasn't let me down.

Short of pulling their pants down and doing an inspection as soon as I meet them then I can't tell about their cleanliness...now where's the second sense for that? lol :)

Wet Wipes Rule ;)

Ah yesss, the "cross street rule" Should never be left out! LOL If a guy showed up, you can atleast see what he looks like first (If he even looks like his picture). Otherwise, retreat, give him a call and humbly apologize you got your ulcers acting up! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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[taniatv]

lol, I'm just saying all of this 'idiot client did this/idiot client did that\ is justified but why go through it?!?

With the JWBL™ Ho Plan you get
1. 401k
2. Free Medical & Dental
3. 24/7 Jewish attorney services
4. Condom discounts via Condomania in the village
and
5. Peace of mind, as the only calls you'll get are from guaranteed paying screened clientele............

hehehe



So what's the holiday pay like :?: :lol:

[taniatv]

Ah yesss, the "cross street rule" Should never be left out! LOL If a guy showed up, you can atleast see what he looks like first (If he even looks like his picture). Otherwise, retreat, give him a call and humbly apologize you got your ulcers acting up! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

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:)

In the Uk it's pubs in the US it's cross streets or fast food joints lol

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

lol, I'm just saying all of this 'idiot client did this/idiot client did that\ is justified but why go through it?!?

With the JWBL™ Ho Plan you get
1. 401k
2. Free Medical & Dental
3. 24/7 Jewish attorney services
4. Condom discounts via Condomania in the village
and
5. Peace of mind, as the only calls you'll get are from guaranteed paying screened clientele............

hehehe


So what's the holiday pay like :?: :lol:

you get 90% and you ask about holiday pay?
lol
dream on

[TsJennifer]

Hey Everyone-
I have tons of stories that sound exactly like Allanahs! We go though
a lot to give u guys this ultimate fantasy.

I know alot of girls that also go under the knife to make themselves more in demand by there clients. I think that something the girls forgot to mention.
Jennifer Paris

[NjTranceAddict]

I find it fucking repulsive that so many guys call for a date and show up dirty. That's some nerve, and embarrassing to both parties I would think. I've never used the services of an escort, but never in my life have I hooked up with a girl unless I'm 100% clean and showered. I always use nice smelling shower gel like Axe, wear a lot of deoderant, good (not cheap) cologne, and my pubic area is always trim and balls shaved. This is 90% of the time just in regular daily life. If I'm going out with a girl or to a party or something then I'm making sure nails are cut, eyebrows trimmed, etc. I'm not metrosexual in nature nor am I even the slightest bit metro-looking, I just like to be clean and kempt. Dirty people fucking disgust me.

Those are some really eye-opening posts. I've heard about some of the violent stories with escorting which are sad and scary, but the unclean ones gross me out the most.

Btw, you girls really have balls to take the risks associated with escorting. :wink: :P

[WendyWilliams]

1. Young good looking guy shows up, you ask for the donation and he says "hmm I have never had to pay usually I show up and they dont charge me"......I get so furious and always say "then go see them".

2. GUy shows up and isnt clean or I dont think I can do the session and I try to politely give an escuse and then he resorts too name calling and telling me how ugly I am YET 5 minutes ago he was ready to sleep with me, LOL.

3. The laying the money down and trying to pick it back up.

4. Making appointments, calling from the cross roads and getting hotel information and then dont show up.

5. Here is one that kills me. A guy shows up and when you ask for the donation he says "let me see the goods", HUH there is no sneek peak before and then proceeds to want to negotiate.

6. Lets not leave the bitter girls out of this. HOw about the girls who have their gay friends call and leave nasty voice messages or hell them. OR have someone call to find out what you are charging and staying.... BITTER BITTER BITTER

7. Guys on the phone who request you to do everything in the moon, how to be dressed, what to do, etccc and then have the nerve to ask "do you have half hour rates" after he justed wanted me to jump through hoops.

8. Guys who use the "I post on TER and SER" trying to put the fear in me. SO WHAT

9. PARANOID GUYS---SHow up either because they are tweaking or because they are nervous and look through closets, wont get undressed , have to treat like a baby and STILL act all crazy, then I get all paranoid.


LIST GOES ON AND ON

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Darling and those were just the tip of the iceberg for me...I could write book on crazy escort incidents and clients.

[AllanahStarrNYC]

LOL and I forgot to add-

after making the appointment, showing up, talking for a few minutes and asking for payment-

'Oh I left my wallet in the car'

LOL

Really, I wish these guys would find a more creative excuse- I know it really means I don't have or want to spend the money to see you, so I just wanted to see you and maybe you would like me and give some charity work- but why not a creative excuseat least.

[AllanahStarrNYC]

LOL Wendy @ the paranoid ones

'are there camera's in here'?

LMAO

[WendyWilliams]

omgggggggggggggggg YES Oh I forgot

THey walk over to my laptop "are you recording this"

Im like BOY its illegal to video tape you, LOL



Oh the forgot my wallet in the car is the weakest escuse, Im like dude I know you arent coming back DONT WASTE MY TIME< BYE

[WendyWilliams]

omg I have to tell this one.........One time I was in San Antonio and this guy calls he shows up and is in his late 20's. He walks in looking like a deer in headlights. I have small talk and then say "baby do you have my donation" and he then FREAKSSSSSSSS begins to pull his dick out of his gym shorts and jack off like a mad man, Im like dude GET OUT or Im calling security. I start walking towards him and he is still jacking off as he backs up, he cums on the floor then looks at me and says "OMG YOU WERE GOIN TO RAPE ME" ,.lol

I didnt know whether to kick his ass or just laugh.

[WendyWilliams]

Oh the flood gates are opening LOL


How about the guys who gossip about the girls like bitches........SHe said this about you, she did this, she was horrible, she blah blah blah KNOWING they are going to do the same thing about me to the next girl........................CLASSIC

[stillies77]

wow

[AllanahStarrNYC]

omg I have to tell this one.........One time I was in San Antonio and this guy calls he shows up and is in his late 20's. He walks in looking like a deer in headlights. I have small talk and then say "baby do you have my donation" and he then FREAKSSSSSSSS begins to pull his dick out of his gym shorts and jack off like a mad man, Im like dude GET OUT or Im calling security. I start walking towards him and he is still jacking off as he backs up, he cums on the floor then looks at me and says "OMG YOU WERE GOIN TO RAPE ME" ,.lol

I didnt know whether to kick his ass or just laugh.

LMAO that is a hystericalllllllllllllllllll story

[AllanahStarrNYC]

OK I havea great one LOL

So this guy is calling me right and he is Indian and he tells me he is an exotic dancer, etc andmakes an appointment. But he was a domme session and I do a lot of domimation work. So I say Ok. He want to be smothered.

SO he gets there and this guy is NO one's dancer. He is like 5'2, balding, in no shape, 120 pounds, and a mess. So we start talking and and I he is still telling me the same story he said on the phone that he is a dancer- and im just following along- so I say ok slave give me the fee. And he hands me $20. I look and say "WHAT"S THAT" and he says 'why do you have to be so mean?' I say look just get out. And he starts making all these crazy whimpering noises- and wont move. So I am like Ok- then I will have to get you out myself. I am dressed in all latex with 6 inch heels on- grab him by the collar pull him through the room- Open the doot and I literally throw him outside and he lets out this huge yelp and says 'why are u so meaaaaaaaaaaaaaan'!

That asshole probably came when he hit the floor.

I was so angry but in retrospect it was so funny remembering his face as I threw him out the door amnd the sounds he was making.

Another day another lunatic

[whatsupwithat]

Oh, please, please, please, keep the stories coming!!

Please!! These are great! :lol:

[WendyWilliams]

HOw about the guys who show up wearing a wig, lipstick still with a beard.

I have alot of xdressing clients which I dont care to do because in all honesty they are the easiest to satisfy however when they say "do you care if I dress" and I say yes I MEAN YOU CAN GET READY AT MY HOTEL.................I was in NYC staying at a nice hotel once and I open the door and there stood this 6'1 man with beard, red lipstick, a red wig, HUGE tits in his bra and a pair of jeans and red heels, I ABOUT DIED as housekeeping was in the hallway......So when he left I made sure there was NOONE in the hallway and told him he shouldnt draw attention in a hotel like that.

SHEW

[LOCpunks]

ahh, did you really have to go and start that shit? i was enjoying those stories.......

[ARMANIXXX]

^^

LOL


God bless the internet I guess.

*shrug*

[ARMANIXXX]

HOw about the guys who show up wearing a wig, lipstick still with a beard. ..................

...........I have alot of xdressing clients which I dont care to do because in all honesty they are the easiest to satisfy

SHEW

_______________________________________


What do you mean by that, "they are the easiest to satisfy"?

[WendyWilliams]

Because Xdressors are usually older distinguished gentleman who dont complain, arent there JUST for sex sometimes not even that.........They are there to enjoy dressing up, being pretty and exploring that deep fantasy of the transformation.

Wendy

[WendyWilliams]

HIJACKERS STAY OUT OF OUR THREAD!!!!! GHEESH we dont come in your "big cock and whose the most passable threads" and ruin it for you.

GRRRRRRRRR

[Irisheyes]

to get back to the initial post by Allanah ... yeah i totally kow what u mean about nut cases posting ultra-harsh reviews ;)

heres a story.... i was browsing Eros one day and saw that a new ts was in town from the states, she looked really nice, black athletic, gorgeous... so i call and and arrange to meet later that day. i get to a pretty good hotel where she is staying, she opens the door and lets me in... i walk into an almost pitch black room and find a girl who looks nothing like the girl in the pics. 'gimme the money' she says not even a hello.... this girl is seriously NOT attractive in any way and looks no more of a woman than i do.. 'look im sorry, but i actually think im gonna change my mind here' i say. my right to do so, she was charging €300 and i aint paying that to sleep with fred flintstone... 'wat u say suga'? tell me u aint changin yo mind? coz if you are they gonna be reprocussons!' i nearly shit my pants right there. she starts squaring up to me stareing me down... im backing off making my way to the door, then i bump in to this fucking HUGE ts that had been hiding in the toilets! i turned and literally jumped with the shock! 'jaysus! where the fuck did u come from!!?' she has this look in her eye that says 'im gonna fucking hurt u'

'u think we gonna let u get away dis shit suga'??' i start fumbling with the handle on the door trying to get out, jesus i remember it took ages... as i get it open i say ' look im really sorry i ust dont think this is a good idea' i turn ... as im walking out BAM! right hook to the back of my head! knocks me fucking flying out into the corridor against the door on the other side and to the floor...

she must have knocked me out r sum thing coz i cam to and the door was closed ... with out doubt the worst escort experience EVER.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

OK I havea great one LOL

So this guy is calling me right and he is Indian and he tells me he is an exotic dancer, etc andmakes an appointment. But he was a domme session and I do a lot of domimation work. So I say Ok. He want to be smothered.

SO he gets there and this guy is NO one's dancer. He is like 5'2, balding, in no shape, 120 pounds, and a mess. So we start talking and and I he is still telling me the same story he said on the phone that he is a dancer- and im just following along- so I say ok slave give me the fee. And he hands me $20. I look and say "WHAT"S THAT" and he says 'why do you have to be so mean?' I say look just get out. And he starts making all these crazy whimpering noises- and wont move. So I am like Ok- then I will have to get you out myself. I am dressed in all latex with 6 inch heels on- grab him by the collar pull him through the room- Open the doot and I literally throw him outside and he lets out this huge yelp and says 'why are u so meaaaaaaaaaaaaaan'!

That asshole probably came when he hit the floor.

I was so angry but in retrospect it was so funny remembering his face as I threw him out the door amnd the sounds he was making.

Another day another lunatic

Lmao :lol: :lol:

That was hilarious Allanah! I think I pee'd in my jeans. LOL

~Kisses.

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[Irisheyes]

i deserved it? are u on fucking drugs? iv visited heaps of escorts, ts and gg and anytime i have ever seen that the escort is not wht the pictures have suggested i very nicely say how i feel and walk away, there is never a problem. untill this fucking nut job. and iv NEVER encountered an escort that will meet me in a ublic place before hand! ur talking utter shite friend.

[MrsKellyPierce]

What about the guys that meet you a few times then become obsessed with you.

Calling you everyday, sending you emails, etc

And wont leave you alone.

But you can't say something mean cause they are a good client lol

Any advice?

[deke]

I am dressed in all latex with 6 inch heels on-

Nice! I'd love to see this in person... and I PROMISE not to act like an idiot! :D

[MrsKellyPierce]

"iv visited heaps of escorts" and "iv NEVER encountered an escort that will meet me in a ublic place before hand!"

Get back to me after youve visited some real agencies and tell me how they handle clients:)>


Lay down with dogs and your sure to get fleas. I think I'd rather prefer that, especially if the client is coming to my home.

[LG]

Lay down with dogs and your sure to get fleas. I think I'd rather prefer that, especially if the client is coming to my home.

What??? Fleas???

:D

To Allanah: Interesting stuff, by the way

[MrsKellyPierce]

What about the guys that meet you a few times then become obsessed with you.

Calling you everyday, sending you emails, etc

And wont leave you alone.

But you can't say something mean cause they are a good client lol

Any advice?

Try charging more than $20.








:wink: lol I charge 200, but okay

[AllanahStarrNYC]

I have succesfully deleted ALL hiack threads.

BLACK ADDER I AM SICK OF YOU FUCKING UP ALL OF MY POST.


kEEP IT Up I am recommending yout to be banned.

STAY POUT OF MY THREADS AND KEEP YPUR FRUSTRATED HOMO OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.

Now lets continue..

I will post a good cd customer story for later...

Girls please continue without FEAR of asshoke bothering us

[TsJennifer]

Allanah, I loved ur latex/ Indian exotic dancer story!

Wendy, I loved ur San Antonio jack off story!

Theses are sooo funny....lol

I could just picture them happening!

[Biguyny4fun]

Great stories! I've been laughing my ass off! :) If you write a book Allanah, I'd buy it lol

[RiffRaff]

Dear HiJackers,

this is one of the most informative threads I've been privileged to, so STFU. Ladies it occurs to me that you are health care workers that empathise with what convention denies, kudos. I am in awe of your commitment to who you are, my prayers are with you.

yours masssssively pissed,
Riff

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Oh Ill have to add the phrosthetic limbs stories too!

[stillies77]

oh my god...hahahaha

[templek]

got to laugh. But would like to read the guys who've had bad experiences with escorts. Ive had my share

[AllanahStarrNYC]

got to laugh. But would like to read the guys who've had bad experiences with escorts. Ive had my share


do a search- there have been topics regarding that subject matter before

[WendyWilliams]

I had a guy in a wheelchair not tell me and when I arrived he said " I didnt tell you because I was afraid you wouldnt come" He was a domination client so I was a little reluctant *Sp*......HE then tells me he had hidden 3g worth of money all over the room and for the next 3 hours He would tell me the whereabouts of the extra money if I could "make" him confess.

Lets just say afterwards I managed to get 2g of it however I really felt bad at the things I did even though he enjoyed it....................Ive never beat, hogtied, candle wax, flogged, spanked, gagged, YOU NAME it to anyone who was paralized from the waist down but WOW was he strong and had a HIGH threshold for pain.

:)

[Biguyny4fun]

Just when I thought the stories couldn't get any weirder/funnier.....prosthetic limbs?!

[RiffRaff]

I feel as though I have dipped my toes in americana accidentally, I'm your usual run of the mill repressed Englishman trying to make a difference. Please accept my appologies.

even more pisssssed
riff

[Azanti]

Thanks for sharing your stories Allanah, if you ever decided to write a book I am pretty sure I could help you there.

I keep hearing of bad experiences of guys in the UK who visit visiting T/S from the states (I should add none of them ever involve any of the posters on this forum, quite the contary, they're normally always favourable) but I dare say it all cuts both ways. I am no wonder that girls are very rigid and unpatient in their dealings with people who show no respect, but don't be too hard on the nervous guys, we all had our first time once.

I hope this post is not considered a hijack, just a response. xxx.

[DeClock]

wow, I truly didn't know it got that bad. I will remember all this before I call anyone again

[rock4]

Maybe it is boring but what about good stories - guys who bring incredible presents, or take you on wild nights out, or leave you huge tips, or make you cum harder than you expected???

Rock

[BeardedOne]

Thanx so much for the war stories, ladies! :D Both frightening and enlightening.

Reading some of them makes me wonder how the gurls I have been with perceive me. I'm sure I am filed under the wierd' category in some way.

In my life I think I have had my heart skip a beat only twice: Once was the first time I heard a bullet say "Wheat!" and the other was when I met with the first escort that I'd ever encountered on a client level.

I'm reminded of the time by the many nods to the short-changing/ill-funded clients. In my case, I had brought enough for the donation but was so bloody nervous that I'd miscounted it. Several times before she arrived and once right in front of her (I think my brain was counting fifties when I only had twenties). When she did a fast count and told me it was shy, I could feel my blood turn to ice as I stared at her in utter terror, more worried that she'd think I was a thief/cheater or an idjit than I was that she might bop me on the head for the rest.

I was fortunate that she was patient and understanding and saw the sincerity in my grovelling as I made up the difference and apologized to the point of annoyance. :oops:

Are there any tales you gurls can tell of evenings gone odd that turned out well? Like the guy that really =DID= leave his wallet in the car?

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Maybe it is boring but what about good stories - guys who bring incredible presents, or take you on wild nights out, or leave you huge tips, or make you cum harder than you expected???

Rock

that is another side to the business too- a great one.

i mean not everything is bad. there are just both sides to a coin.

just the funny/bad stories seem to be the most amusing.

[TsVanessa69]

Thanks for bringing this to light, your list and my list are the same. I think all girls go through the same drama, guys try the same scams, and we do suffer. I never have worked for free, I always get my cash up fronnt, however have had a few guys try to pass off conterfeit bills.

how the fuck is your list exactly the same as hers?

cmon now

Cuz we all go through the same shit! I look at what Allanah and Wendy posted and I have expierence the same things, if guys pull that shit with big name gorls, what do you think the rest of us go through?

[TsVanessa69]

There are all these review sites for us, how about a review site for the clients? I keep a list of the no show clients, and other girls say the same thing happens with the same guys, so lets have a database for providers too, fair is fair :twisted:

[tombessence]

I am not a prostitue

:wink:

[TJT]

omg I have to tell this one.........One time I was in San Antonio and this guy calls he shows up and is in his late 20's. He walks in looking like a deer in headlights. I have small talk and then say "baby do you have my donation" and he then FREAKSSSSSSSS begins to pull his dick out of his gym shorts and jack off like a mad man, Im like dude GET OUT or Im calling security. I start walking towards him and he is still jacking off as he backs up, he cums on the floor then looks at me and says "OMG YOU WERE GOIN TO RAPE ME" ,.lol

I didnt know whether to kick his ass or just laugh.


Maybe "donation" means something else in San Antonio? ;)

[AllanahStarrNYC]

Thanks for bringing this to light, your list and my list are the same. I think all girls go through the same drama, guys try the same scams, and we do suffer. I never have worked for free, I always get my cash up fronnt, however have had a few guys try to pass off conterfeit bills.

how the fuck is your list exactly the same as hers?

cmon now

Cuz we all go through the same shit! I look at what Allanah and Wendy posted and I have expierence the same things, if guys pull that shit with big name gorls, what do you think the rest of us go through?

It's true- a lot of the same shit happens to all of us.

[liisawinkler]

1. Young good looking guy shows up, you ask for the donation and he says "hmm I have never had to pay usually I show up and they dont charge me"......I get so furious and always say "then go see them".


hehhee

why do we freakin get this all the time? i mean in the first place the circumstances that led us to meet was because HE, the guy, saw us in an ad we placed somewhere and therefore the meeting will always be in the light of a business transaction????

[ARMANIXXX]

^

Guy feels girl either hasn't had alot of clients/customers, not enough young good looking clients, and may be horney enough for him in particular, that she would be so glad to see him or his kind that she wants to have sex him for free.


I know time is money and all that, but If it has in fact been a slow day and/or there's nothin on the "calander" for said girl, it might be prudent or strategic to agree to this type of customer at a discount rather than letting him walk.

*shrug*

[BeardedOne]

I know time is money and all that, but If it has in fact been a slow day and/or there's nothin on the "calander" for said girl, it might be prudent or strategic to agree to this type of customer at a discount rather than letting him walk.

Ah, the proverbial "loss leader". Rent ten cars at ten dollars to attract the one customer that rents one at a hundred. The Dodge Aries America, etc. Sound economics, but it may not work in this model.


There are all these review sites for us, how about a review site for the clients? I keep a list of the no show clients, and other girls say the same thing happens with the same guys, so lets have a database for providers too, fair is fair

Hell, I'd bookmark that for a laugh myself. :lol:

Though, I assume, that many gurls already have their own 'review site' going on in email and IM/PM. Yes? No?

[ARMANIXXX]

Ah, the proverbial "loss leader". Rent ten cars at ten dollars to attract the one customer that rents one at a hundred. The Dodge Aries America, etc. Sound economics, but it may not work in this model.



_______________________________________________


Some reports indicate that this happens fairly frequently.

Rent is rent......especially at the end of the month I guess. lol

:shrug

[NadiaUSA]

^

I know time is money and all that, but If it has in fact been a slow day and/or there's nothin on the "calander" for said girl, it might be prudent or strategic to agree to this type of customer at a discount rather than letting him walk.

*shrug*

You have got to be kidding.

#1 RULE = PROVIDE FOR YOUR SAFETY
#2 If you start get desperate then you start to get yourself into dangerous situations.

[ARMANIXXX]

^

I know time is money and all that, but If it has in fact been a slow day and/or there's nothin on the "calander" for said girl, it might be prudent or strategic to agree to this type of customer at a discount rather than letting him walk.

*shrug*

You have got to be kidding.

#1 RULE = PROVIDE FOR YOUR SAFETY
#2 If you start get desperate then you start to get yourself into dangerous situations.


________________________________________________

I'm not saying my beforementioned scenereo is the most ideal situation, nor is it an absolute.
I am however suggesting that reality may have its way of spurring compromise.

[NadiaUSA]

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

Serious Question- What do you think they accomplish by this?

I don't mean the flakes, I mean the guys who actually come to the nearest cross street then call for the address and still no show.

Or guys who seem botherd by the exact address being witheld, not for practical reasons, but because you can hear in their voice that they have a turn on for it and no intention of a serious appointment.

[mbf]

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

Serious Question- What do you think they accomplish by this?

I don't mean the flakes, I mean the guys who actually come to the nearest cross street then call for the address and still no show.
.

well i am shure in SOME cases those guys are just very shy.

[TJ347]

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

Serious Question- What do you think they accomplish by this?

I don't mean the flakes, I mean the guys who actually come to the nearest cross street then call for the address and still no show.
.

well i am shure in SOME cases those guys are just very shy.

On what was to be my first experience with an escort, I got to the hotel's parking area, sat there for fifteen minutes trying to get myself together, and unable to do so, went back home. Lots of things were to blame for that... fear of getting caught up in some sting operation, fear of who I'd really meet versus who I was expecting to meet, fear of premature ejaculation... you name it, I feared it. That's how it goes for most guys, I'd imagine, the first time at least.

[LilWyte]

:lol: :lol: this thread rules

[gaugamela]

I am a terrible escort. I am a better girlfriend.

yes but are you looking for a boyfriend?

[TsVanessa69]

4. Guys who makw the appointment, come to the location, get the adress, but never show up.

Serious Question- What do you think they accomplish by this?

I don't mean the flakes, I mean the guys who actually come to the nearest cross street then call for the address and still no show.
.

well i am shure in SOME cases those guys are just very shy.

On what was to be my first experience with an escort, I got to the hotel's parking area, sat there for fifteen minutes trying to get myself together, and unable to do so, went back home. Lots of things were to blame for that... fear of getting caught up in some sting operation, fear of who I'd really meet versus who I was expecting to meet, fear of premature ejaculation... you name it, I feared it. That's how it goes for most guys, I'd imagine, the first time at least.
Well did you have the common decency to call her and let her know what happened??? :evil:

[TsVanessa69]

what should I do with my list of numbers of guys who make appointments and don't show? I now carefully log this stuff now

[BeardedOne]

One vizzit that stands out in my mind went thusly:

"Hello"

"Hi, Babe! I'm in the house."

"Great! I'm in room XYZ"

"Excellent! I'm just a few steps away."

"Are you in the baaaarrrrr?"

"Yeessss"

"You're bad!"

:D

Here's a question: How many clients/"husbands" lack cell phones? I've found this to be a slight bit of grief. Even when I had an active cell, the damned thing died at the most inopportune moments and couldn't get a decent signal in Center City Philadelphia. I've since slagged the thousand-dollar paperweight, and wonder how I can reach said gurl of choice without calling from a payphone or a house phone (Assuming she provides the room #). My first "date" with a particular fave was a bit wierd because of that (It was before I got the useless/worthless cell phone).

[BeardedOne]

OK, did I really put this one to sleep with my cellphone question? :shock:

Actually, I'm prodding the dead thread for other reasons (But wouldn't mind an answer to the cell question and I may also ask a variation of the earlier security question - Yes, ladies, I re-read the whole damn thing, sans hijacks).

A close friend (GG) is a licensed massage therapist. You know, deep-tissue, Thai, Swedish, Grand Fenwickian (OK, the last one was a complete dramatization, but she's really like that - Ten nonpoints to whoever can ID the quote that this is based on :) ), etc. She does work for a gym and the local ballet company. Purely G-rated stuff. Until the rent came due. Now it gets tricky. While no stranger to the red light side of the street, it's not her preferred area of expertise. Unfortunately, even when her ad is listed in the medical/therapeutic services part of the local rag, 99.99% of the guys reading the ad figure "Massage = Sex/Sexual release".

I've actually been present when she got a couple of calls and was fascinated with the range of expression that crossed her face as they progressed. From "Hi, I'm so glad you called!" :D to "It's strictly therapeutic massage....Oh...I'm sorry, but you need to call someone else for that." :roll:

However, she can't deny that certain activities or 'extras' on her menu pay more bills faster than the G-rated list of offerings. So, we talked and she shared some horror stories of her own and I mentioned some observations and experiences of my own as well as this thread of escort war stories. Be aware that she may be reading this now, so if you say "Shit, piss, prick, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits", you'd best be smiling when you say it. :)

Have any of you ladies been on a 'date' that was originally supposed to be =JUST= a date (I guess 'GFE' would be the tag here) and things got friskier than you'd planned/wanted? Maybe with one of the aforementioned prettyboys (I'm too sexy for my shirt, so you'll give me extras for free)? An example from the massage book would be the guy who, in the middle of a therapeutic (G-rated) massage rolls over, throws the sheet off to reveal his dick pointing true North, and smiles that "I'm ready, do me!" leer. Perhaps then offering an additional 'donation' or 'tip' of some slap-in-the-face amount to buy your dignity, health, freedom out from under you.

And yah, I'm gonna press the cell phone question. :P

[NadiaUSA]

Are you asking the massage therapists in the Board?
I don't understand how this relates to TS working.

and, about the cell phone, if you don't have one you are from mars or a stalker weirdo. You would have to prove yourself to be a normal safe person from that starting point. Thats the stigma anyway.

Regards,
Nadia
www.shemale-Listing.com "my new site" launched June 07

[BrendaQG]

:?:

[BeardedOne]

Are you asking the massage therapists in the Board?
I don't understand how this relates to TS working.

No, not just massage therapists. :) She has concerns about the 'extras' that may come attached and was curious about some of the shared stories/adventures/mishaps. Once dick is involved (Yours, theirs, anybody's) the complications begin.


and, about the cell phone, if you don't have one you are from mars or a stalker weirdo. You would have to prove yourself to be a normal safe person from that starting point. Thats the stigma anyway.

Well, as I am originally from Massachusetts, I guess that qualifies me as a 'stalker weirdo'. :shrug

In my case, I try to get some rappor (Sp?) with the gurl via email/IM/PM. As I tend to express myself better in the written word than in speaking, this has served me rather well. My question is more of a contact point just before/at time of date. One time I called the gurl from my home phone and wondered how I would meet her upon my arrival as she wouldn't (By common sense) reveal her actual whereabouts/room # at that point. Another time, the cell I had was useless in Center City Philadelphia (Cingular/ATT) and I lucked out that she actually answered when I called from a pay phone in the hotel lobby.

Not everyone is addicted to cell phones, yet.

[Ecstatic]

Grand Fenwickian (OK, the last one was a complete dramatization, but she's really like that - Ten nonpoints to whoever can ID the quote that this is based on :)
Hmm, I know the Duchy of Grand Fenwick is known for its Pinot Grand Fenwick wine, but I was unaware of any massage style associated with the tiny Alpine country bordering France and Switzerland, established by Sir Roger Fenwick in 1370 and which once instigated war with the USA in hopes of being soundly defeated and then receiving copious American aid. (See The Mouse that Roared and other titles by Leonard Wibberley.)

Back on point: I don't know how I missed this thread when it originally appeared, but you girls have shared some halarious and some horrific stories. A couple of escorts who I know as friends have told me some stories that I'm sure have happened to you: For instance, the trick of leaving an envelope with one twenty dollar bill on top and 9 or 14 singles underneath. Or getting punched in the stomach and then running off with the money. The worst I heard though was a girl getting assaulted outside her apartment when she was leaving for the night; guy waited in ambush and jumped her. She barely got away. One girl I know keeps her large screen tv on monitoring the door to her building so she can preview who's coming in, which I think is very smart.

[Anarchy]

"I am not a prostitue, I am an escort. I don' sell sexual favors, I sell my time. If I decide to have sex with you then that is on my watch- but I may not decide to do so. I turn it DOWN alot. I screen everyone."

I think there is little difference between girls who escort and whores on the street. The difference is just the quality. Girls who escorts looks prettier and make more money. I guees both jobs are very difficult and it's not something to be envious. But you get your pay check just as construction worker who never knows what may fall on his head gets his paycheck at the end of the month. With money you earn you can afford more than decent living.

I have no experience with this thing not even with a T-girl, but generally talking I think there would be little interes from men to hire an escort girl if she will not be providing him sexual favoures. Why pay so much cash and not get satisfied. Just for talking. Ow yeah, then rather go to some psychologist and talk about your problems. So after all you may turn down client having sex, just as whore on the steret can, but after all you are providing different types of sexual favour.

Didn't want to be offensive, cos it's my opinion that this job is equally respected as other jobs if not more because of all the pressure, but all T-girls, gg and others who have sex with clients for sex in any way (as hooker on streets, porn stars who shoot films and other types of pornography) and get paid for this are some kind of prostitutes. If you will sell you body for 0 cent, then you can say, that you are not prostitute, hooker or whatever. You may be nympho, but not a prostitute who provides sexual favours. But if you get paid you are just sexual worker.

P.S What is better paid. Shooting films or escorting. I guess you get more paid by doing an escorts otherwise there will be more films on the market. So maybe the solution is to shoot more films where I guess is not here so much hostile enviroment than having sex with strangers alone in the room.

[flabbybody]

Anarchy, you evidently did not read through this post if you don't think there's a difference between a professional escort and a person who gets into cars and works the streets. your comments don't deserve a response.

on another note... I'm sure some of the NYC members know about the girl from Queens who keeps a stun gun in her drawer just in case someone tries to rob or hurt her. I'm sure she's not afraid to use it but its never come to that, as far as I know.