(Off Topic) No Fucking Way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quinn]

Alright, a friend just sent me this link, and it looks real. Then again, it is FoxNews, so it's hard to be sure. Either way, take a look at this nightmare:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275524,00.html

-Quinn

[skyler]

:lol: dayum

[Jennifer_English]

WOW!

Bacon sarnies in the morning then :O)

[LG]

Alright, a friend just sent me this link, and it looks real. Then again, it is FoxNews, so it's hard to be sure. Either way, take a look at this nightmare:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,275524,00.html

-Quinn

It looks pretty real, and the Associated Press did contribute to the report. That said, the website the kid's dad set up seems to be offline.

I kinda feel sorry for the hog. I also think it would be worth carrying out some research first- see what made it grow so big, see if that can be useful to medical research etc- before slicing it up and making BLTs. But that's just my opinion and I studied sciences after all.

[chefmike]

Now that's what I call a pig roast! I'll break out the smoker, who's bringing the beer?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hmm..Lechon! Yum!! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[NiceBod]

What a cute, murderous, redneck boy. I'm an animal lover; I don't enjoy hearing stories about rednecks torturing a hog for 3 hours.

[chefmike]

Pigs are smart animals, but they are also very tasty ones....case closed.

[NiceBod]

No argument there. Bacon sure is a savory treat, especially with syrup on it.

[chefmike]

And while I'm no hunter, and certainly not a vegan either, would it have been more humane to leave the animal wounded and dying a slow death?

[Quinn]

What a cute, murderous, redneck boy. I'm an animal lover; I don't enjoy hearing stories about rednecks torturing a hog for 3 hours.

"Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory"

[LG]

No argument there. Bacon sure is a savory treat, especially with syrup on it. :puke

I'm sorry, this might be one of those American things that I'll just never get, but bacon and syrup sounds pretty gross to me. Then again, I don't get the idea of serving cranberry sauce with roast meat. What, gravy not good enough for you?

http://static.deliaonline.com/images/originals/h1163-traditional-gravy-19639.jpg

[NiceBod]

No argument there. Bacon sure is a savory treat, especially with syrup on it. :puke

I'm sorry, this might be one of those American things that I'll just never get, but bacon and syrup sounds pretty gross to me. Then again, I don't get the idea of serving cranberry sauce with roast meat. What, gravy not good enough for you?


Many things sound gross until you try them....just one of those happy accidents. My syrup done got on my meat and I liked it.

[chefmike]

Why not a cranberry "gravy"...and I'm speaking of cranberry demi-glace, but I prefer it with duck, not turkey.

It's kissing cousin lingonberry demi-glace also kicks ass, especially with venison...

[dan_drade]

jfc

[Marinus]

Hasn't anybody heard of Photoshop?

[whatsupwithat]

Hasn't anybody heard of Photoshop?
uhm...yep...

here's two ACTUAL photos...and one p'shopped even more than the one in the article...hilarious:

[Iggy]

What a great story, a podgy redneck kid killing some magnificent living creature. That's why I joined this forum...more please.

[ARMANIXXX]

That's gonna be bacon for YEARS to come.

[chefmike]

What a great story, a podgy redneck kid killing some magnificent living creature. That's why I joined this forum...more please.

SAVE THE PIGS!

[chefmike]

AND PASS THE BACON!

[ezed]

I hear the kid missed. The pig had a heartattack from the sound of the gunshot. Five days later the kid died when he choked on a french fry.

[Willie Escalade]

Pigs are smart animals, but they are also very tasty ones....case closed.
Ditto!

Goddamn that's a huge hog! No one should be starving!

[Iggy]

Hey Willie,
is that Devora on your avatar?
Can you please let me know where's the picture from?
cheers

[Willie Escalade]

Hey Willie,
is that Devora on your avatar?
Can you please let me know where's the picture from?
cheers
Bob's T-girls

[chefmike]

Pigs are smart animals, but they are also very tasty ones....case closed.
Ditto!

Goddamn that's a huge hog! No one should be starving!

I've been to many a pig roast, but you'd need a converted flatbed to roast that magnificent beast!

[Legend]

Farmer says he is skeptical about whether Alabama hog was wild


ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) - The Georgia farmer on whose property a huge wild hog was killed in 2004 is skeptical about reports that an even bigger wild hog was killed in Alabama.

Last week, an 11-year-old boy used a pistol to kill a wild hog his father says weighed a staggering 1,051 pounds (476.73 kilograms)

and measured 9 feet 4 (2.74 meters), from the tip of its snout to the base of its tail.

But, farmer Ken Holyoak said Thursday he did not believe it.

«I don't think that hog they shot over there was a true wild hog,» Holyoak said. «If they don't have a DNA test and don't have a record of their tusks, they don't have nothing.»

Holyoak said he measured and weighed the pig _ nicknamed Hogzilla _ that was killed on his farm at 1,000 pounds (454 kilograms) and 12 feet (3.66 meters) long. Experts from National Geographic exhumed the hog's body and said it was as much as 8 feet (2.44 meters) long and weighed 800 pounds (363 kilograms).

«I need to stress that they did not have that much to work with, seeing as how the poor beast had been underground for nearly six months,» Holyoak said.

Hogzilla was brought down in 2004 by a hunting guide. An independent south Georgia film company is now making a movie based on the mammoth beast.

Holyoak said he could look at the picture of the hog killed in Alabama and tell it was not grown in the wild.

«That hog's so fat he could hardly walk,» he said. «He couldn't make it in the wild. I'm about 99 percent sure that hog was growed in a pen and they turned him out and shot him.»