A Thread about NOTHING!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Umm..the weather today out here in LA is quite nice. :P

So who's next? LOL ;)

~Kisses.

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[skyler]

nothing too say :wink: :lol:

[Cyclops]

I've got NOTHING to say :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

nothing too say :wink: :lol:

Lmao :lol:

Nice new avatar btw skyler. :P

~Kisses.

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[LG]

My input is that I've decided not to be nice to people anymore (unless it's to sweet people like Hara). Seeing as Chefmike claims to have gone all cuddly lately, I am going to be nasty. No more Mr Nice Guy.

And as for the weather over here? It's shit!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

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[kukm4]

I dont know, its been too windy last few days.

[LTR_Seeker]

Its clouds gloomy rainy here in the plains awesome sleeping weather

[specialk]

We have LA weather here too Hara...sunny and 85 :wink:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'm sick of trannies with horrid feet walking around in flip flops in 50 degree weather

[Kriss]

THIS THREAD IS BULLSHIT. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT THE AMAZING 2003 FILM 'NOTHING'.

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/?p=860

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298482/

[BeardedOne]

A boat sank in ther canal.

The Coast Guard hauled it up.

Ships are passing by again.

My cat is hungry.

[LG]

THIS THREAD IS BULLSHIT. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT THE AMAZING 2003 FILM 'NOTHING'.


Never saw that. What was it about? :D

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

We have LA weather here too Hara...sunny and 85 :wink:

Awesome specialk. :P


I'm sick of trannies with horrid feet walking around in flip flops in 50 degree weather

:lol:

~Kisses.

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[Quinn]

Stuff... Oh, yes, and lest I forget, more stuff.

-Quinn

[BeardedOne]

"It's the mail, Jerry!"

[Kriss]

Never saw that. What was it about? :D

It's about 2 losers who retreat from the grinding, turgid opressiveness of modern life and hide away playing computer games and generally avoiding the rat race. Thier combined intense hatred of the 'world outside' somehow obliterates absolutely everything outside the sancturary of thier home.
probably a good film for aggrophobics to watch.
But truly It's about friendship and the underlying, insiduous competetive 'one-upmanship' that so often drives a wedge between most dynamic duos.
probably a good film for TS women to watch.

[arc angel]

just want to vent ! sooo pissed off cant make it to the party tommorow the fucking bridge decking that was supposto arrive on the jobe site today will not arrive till saterday morning so i must be there . Grrrrrr...... i cant win , i give up!..............

[BeardedOne]

probably a good film for aggrophobics to watch.

Finally! A movie for ME! :peanutbutter

[Jennifer_English]

Nothing

Nothing is commonly understood as the lack or absence of anything at all. Colloquially, the term is often used to indicate the lack of anything relevant or significant, or to describe a particularly unimpressive thing, event, or object.

Language and logic

Grammatically, the word "nothing" is a noun, which suggests that it refers to something. This can lead to confusion and forms the basis for a number of jokes. Its basic uses can often be restated to avoid this appearance: "There is nothing in the basement" can be restated as "There is not anything in the basement" or "Everything is not in the basement." "Nothing is missing" can be restated as "everything is present". Conversely, many fallacious conclusions follow from treating "nothing" as a noun. In one old joke, if nothing is worse than the Devil, and nothing is greater than God, then the Devil must be greater than God:

(nothing) > God, Devil > (nothing)

[Kriss]

probably a good film for aggrophobics to watch.

Finally! A movie for ME! :peanutbutter

DEFINATELY BEARDO. IF YOU ARE BITTER AND CYNICAL (AND YOU ARE) THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS FILM. ITS A COMEDY BY THE WAY

[scorpion]

Nothing specially has happend today. Just a ordinary peacefull day whit sunny weather. 8)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

SPEACHLESS!!!!! Especially when I think about you, Hara!!

[sucka4chix]

I wanna go across the street and eat at a sit down restaurant, but it's a cracker barrel...CRACKER BARREL!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

yes.........................

[Bigguy]

I like this line from Office Space:
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. "

[Kriss]

NO, YOUR FAT DOES

[ezed]

WHAT??????? Nevermind.....Nothing .... Nothing... move along now.

[whatsupwithat]

omg...i've almost ate this whole pint of ice cream!

[Quinn]

NO, YOUR FAT DOES

So wrong, yet so damn funny. Nice....

-Quinn

[kukm4]

I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

[kukm4]

Should I?, or is there something better?

[francisfkudrow]

I wasn't even supposed to be here today.

LOL! A Clerks reference!

[Balcanoid]

Should I?, or is there something better?

There`s something wrong with your location code (09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0), I paste it in hex reader but no readable result...am I right?
What`s that cable for...VGA to S-VHS adapter? That`s impossible also...

[LG]

Should I?, or is there something better?

There`s something wrong with your location code (09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0), I paste it in hex reader but no readable result...am I right?

It's not a location code- it's a magic number. Look it up on Google.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Does this make me look fat?

An unfair question!!!! You know there is no right answer to that question! Ask me something I can answer, without you getting all pissed off at me, please.

[FiremanforTS]

85, sunny and a hell of a day in Nashville

[crayons]

I had a vaginal discharge earlier, and Taxi Cab Confessions is really stupid. Who here likes Real World/Road Rules Challenges and why was Melinda on American Idol is voted off? Are people really that shallow? :?

[a994]

"If you ask for nothing
You get nothing in return"

Love, "You Set the Scene"

[horny4sum]

This thread is about what I've done at work today...why did I waste the gas?

[horny4sum]

There was plenty of nothing to do at my house today though...at least I think so.

[werwt22]

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[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

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LOL 5 pages about nothing..I think we might have something here! :lol:

;)

~Kisses.

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[elo]

Pretty bored and tired.Don´t even have the lust to wank.But at least wheather is pretty good.Warm and sunny.

[Ecstatic]

sunyata.

nirvana.

ex nihilo nihil fit.

[gimmeurblood]

there is water falling form the sky, lightning caressing the clouds and it is absolutely beautiful here

[LG]

ex nihilo nihil fit.

True. I usually prefer "Rien ne se perd, rien ne se crée; tout se transforme". It just rolls of the tongue better. And, if a girl doesn't know French, you can even whisper it in her ear and she'll think it's sexy.
:lol:

[werwt22]

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LOL 5 pages about nothing..I think we might have something here! :lol:

;)

~Kisses.

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lmao I know right.

[Bic]

this thread reminds me of seinfeld

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

this thread reminds me of seinfeld

LOL Yep! I admit, I love Seinfeld. :P
That was the inspiration for this tread. ;)

~Kisses.

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[Bic]

this thread reminds me of seinfeld

LOL Yep! I admit, I love Seinfeld. :P
That was the inspiration for this tread. ;)

~Kisses.

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yea me too. see you rule it :)

[TsVanessa69]

I'm sick of trannies with horrid feet walking around in flip flops in 50 degree weather
Amen!

[Ecstatic]

Doctor Who, Romana, and a leonine time traveller at Warrior's Gate:

Doctor: What do we do?

Romana: Nothing.

Doctor: As long as it's the right kind of nothing.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

How come short, thin people seem to drive LARGE vehicles (ie. Suburbans), and big, obese people seem to drive LITTLE vehicles (ie. Mini Coopers, Aveos). Ever noticed?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

How come short, thin people seem to drive LARGE vehicles (ie. Suburbans), and big, obese people seem to drive LITTLE vehicles (ie. Mini Coopers, Aveos). Ever noticed?

LOL I noticed that too over here in LA CORVETTEDUDE. Hmm..Maybe the short thin people wants to feel big and powerful on the road while the Big i.e. obese people want to feel slim by driving smaller vehicles? Reverse psychology perhaps? ;) LOL

~Kisses.

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[CORVETTEDUDE]

How come short, thin people seem to drive LARGE vehicles (ie. Suburbans), and big, obese people seem to drive LITTLE vehicles (ie. Mini Coopers, Aveos). Ever noticed?

LOL I noticed that too over here in LA CORVETTEDUDE. Hmm..Maybe the short thin people wants to feel big and powerful on the road while the Big i.e. obese people want to feel slim by driving smaller vehicles? Reverse psychology perhaps? ;) LOL

~Kisses.

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As they say, "Perception is Reality"!!! :shrug

[TJT]

I married a Bigfoot.

[TJ347]

What's with bellboys anyway?
Is it even acceptable in this day and age to call them "boys"?
And where's this bell? If they've got one, why haven't I ever seen it?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I married a Bigfoot.

Just "one"?????? :crazy

[TJT]

Yep,at the Dingleberry Chapel.

[TJT]

You know what Stuart? I like you,you're not like the other people here in the trailer park.

[TJ347]

So they build this little $400 car in Yugoslavia, call it the "Yugo", and ship it to America...
Problem was, the "Yugo" didn't. It did however allow you to tell girls you had a car without lying... certainly a plus for young men across the U.S. who owned the "car".
But, in addition to being immobile, meaning you could never actually pick a chick up in it, it was too small for getting into any type of shenanigans... a definite minus.
And thus, owning a "Yugo" back in the day, I lost many a girl to guys who owned better vehicles... with names like Huffy and Schwinn.

[Wolfcap]

I really love the summer. There is something about getting to wear my shades and check out cleavage that is so rewarding after a long winter

[NYTSJulie]

I ate too much today feel bloated.

[LG]

I ate too much today feel bloated.
Bloated?:what

LG quietly gets out of the thread in case Julie lets one rip.

[NYTSJulie]

I ate too much today feel bloated.
Bloated?:what

LG quietly gets out of the thread in case Julie lets one rip.

LOL, too funny. I didnt say gassy, I said bloated. I took a hormone shot last night and it always makes me real weak and icky feeling the next day, the only thing that makes me feel better is to eat eat and then eat some more.

[TJ347]

An email sent to me recently...

FW: Ponderisms

Ponderisms
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
die of natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
the next thing that comes outta its butt."

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[NYTSJulie]

TIME FOR BED..................KISS KISS

[LG]

I ate too much today feel bloated.
Bloated?:what

LG quietly gets out of the thread in case Julie lets one rip.

LOL, too funny. I didnt say gassy, I said bloated. I took a hormone shot last night and it always makes me real weak and icky feeling the next day, the only thing that makes me feel better is to eat eat and then eat some more.

Sorry you felt weak and icky. :(

As far as eating is concerned, if I was in NY (and it sucks that I'm not), I'd invite you over to have lasagna or risotto if that would make you feel any better. And then I'm sure we'd find a way to burn those calories off :wink:

[LG]

So they build this little $400 car in Yugoslavia, call it the "Yugo", and ship it to America...
Problem was, the "Yugo" didn't. It did however allow you to tell girls you had a car without lying... certainly a plus for young men across the U.S. who owned the "car".
But, in addition to being immobile, meaning you could never actually pick a chick up in it, it was too small for getting into any type of shenanigans... a definite minus.
And thus, owning a "Yugo" back in the day, I lost many a girl to guys who owned better vehicles... with names like Huffy and Schwinn.

:lol:
That was funny- thanks for that. See? There is a point to hanging around here- you get to have a laugh (and not just at some of the people who post in the Politics forum).

[TJ347]

Glad you got a giggle out of that. Didn't go over well on stage... Long story.

I'm running on three hours sleep and I feel GOOD! Time to make the doughnuts...

[TJ347]

What's the big deal with cell phones? Seems everybody's got one.
Yet another invention contributing to the "stupidification" of humanity...
Now people who never have anything to talk about can more conveniently dial you up and waste your time.
This is what we're calling progress?

[LG]

What's the big deal with cell phones? Seems everybody's got one.
Yet another invention contributing to the "stupidification" of humanity...
Now people who never have anything to talk about can more conveniently dial you up and waste your time.
This is what we're calling progress?

The worst thing, I find, is when you call someone about something in the morning and they don't answer and they call you back two days later at 11pm at night to tell you that "Derrr...um..., I have a missed call from you?" (I hate it when people start off with a statement and finish with a question) and you don't know what the fuck you called them about in the first place.

I also get a lot of junk text messages which piss me off.

By the way, how were the doughnuts (or is that another expression that whooshed right be me- does "make doughnuts" mean having sex or something?)?

And on the subject of doughnuts or donuts or whatever, we come full circle to...um...the circle, which is the shape of the number zero, as first thought up by the Arabs (so called becuase they lived on arable land... okay I made that up) and expresses the existence of nothing. Which is were we started...and very probably were the world is heading.

[TJ347]

By the way, how were the doughnuts (or is that another expression that whooshed right be me- does "make doughnuts" mean having sex or something?)?

Time to make the donuts = Time to go to work

Does anyone sporting a muu-muu think it's somehow flattering?
Doesn't the name alone imply it's something never to wear in public?
How do you come to the decision to wear an article of clothing that reminds one of a cow period, let alone step outside your house in one?

[LG]

By the way, how were the doughnuts (or is that another expression that whooshed right be me- does "make doughnuts" mean having sex or something?)?

Time to make the donuts = Time to go to work

I knew it meant something. I suppose that explains the spelling...doughnuts....

Derrrr....sorry I'm a little slow today :D

[TJ347]

Never thought of that, LG. Anyway, I've got to now refocus my attention on work matters, so until later.

(Wow! I'm posting a zillion times a day... Kelly Shore, I'm coming for your title!) :lol:

[trannybanger]

I married a Bigfoot.

googlie goo goo

[TJT]

I gave birth to my mother.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

My buddy lost his bar today. The state of Colorado shut him down for non-payment of taxes. Are we in Sherwood Forest???? Does anybody really know what time it is???

[TJT]

Do you know how to pony?

[kukm4]

nope, I think there was a song called White pony

If you want to ride. Ride the white pony...

[TJT]

Different Pony This more like like Boney Maroney

[ottorocket]

my ulnar nerve in my elbow is causing numbness in my fingers. fascinating.

[skyler]

sumbody gotta light 8)
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8823/24skydoggcq7.jpg

[taniatv]

Does spooning really happen in prisons?

[TJ347]

Remember Fruit Islands cereal? How about Fruit Brute or Boo Berry? Ice Cream Jones cereal? No? Oh, okay then.

[Jennifer_English]

9 Fell from the sky today in 4 different locations.....

[elo]

Just shaved my body.But didn´t have the time for legs.

[ezed]

I thought this was funny.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Thought I would revive this thread, BECAUSE;
Paris is outta jail, for now!
Chris "Bonehead" Benoit is dead(asshole had to take someone with him,
the coward).
The immigration bill is in the shitter, again.
We're still in Iraq (woke up this morning hopeing for a change).
The inmates are still in charge of the asylum.
The oil companies coninue to blow smoke up our ass, literally.
Looks like Nothing is going on!!!

So, in keeping with the message of this thread, so compently initiated by Hara Juku T-Girl....."This Thread Is About Nothing!!!"

[ezed]

Yeah, that's all well and good but Boston's winter sports teams have gone down the shitter!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Upgraded my 3.0 megapixels digicam to a Samsung 6.0megapixels today (Yes it's on sale at circuit city)! :P LOL

~Kisses.

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[mbf]

found a dead hornet on my doorsteps today

(could this be an omen of some sort??)

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I have to go to work Monday....I failed to win the PowerBall, AGAIN!!!! One of these days!!!!!

[D'yer Mak'er]

Random thoughts thread?
I only got three hours of sleep today.
I've still got to go into work tonight.
Headache.
It's going to be a long night.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I got a new job assignment. Yay!

~Kisses.

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[ducktales]

hara how come your never in the chat

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Just 'cause it says "Bud" on the car, doesn't mean there's "Bud" IN the car!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

hara how come your never in the chat

Yeah I know. I do pop in every now and then at odd hours so we must have missed eachother ducktales. I'll try to come in more at a reasonable hour/s as I can. Just been swamped with work lately. ;)

OR you can send me a PM and see if I'm logged on HA and Ill come to chat with you.

~Kisses.

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[whatsupwithat]

hara how come your never in the chat

Yeah I know. I do pop in every now and then at odd hours so we must have missed eachother ducktales. I'll try to come in more at a reasonable hour/s as I can. Just been swamped with work lately. ;)

OR you can send me a PM and see if I'm logged on HA and Ill come to chat with you.

~Kisses.

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hi hara!

miss your adobo! :)

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hey E! Funny, I just had some lastnight (Chicken tho). ;)

~Kisses.

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[Prospero]

Today was Fan-fucking-tastic. I did NOTHING!

[mbf]

Today was Fan-fucking-tastic. I did NOTHING!

hmmm that was even more than what i did.

[elo]

Just watched Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves,great movie.Now going to sleep.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

You can not use an LS7 Z06 Corvette cam in a 5.3L V8, it does not have the cam lobe timimng sensor journal on it. FUCK!

[ottorocket]

I woke up with a neck kink...because i played Ghost Recon for 4 hours last night...lol

[TheOne1]

im having a hard time deciding...AC or online poker...



hard times....hard times

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I woke up with a neck kink...because i played Ghost Recon for 4 hours last night...lol

Ohh..porr otto..I bet I can get your "kink" out! LOL ;)

~Kisses.

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[alphanumeric]

A boat sank in ther canal.

The Coast Guard hauled it up.

Ships are passing by again.

My cat is hungry.

cool. a haiku for a haiku girl...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

This is post #900, and I have a kink in my neck, also....ooowwwww. Rockies 10-4 over the Dodgers.

[francisfkudrow]

The opposite of discuss is cuss.

[dreamer]

ummm ---whenever I find a "tails up" penny ---I simply turn it over to heads --and leave it there for the next person believing in luck ---

[stillies77]

LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we are playoff bound...


sorry had to let that out.

[ezed]

Something happened in Boston tonight!

[BBaggins06]

Cubs win/Brewers lose. Cubs make the playoffs. Woo hoo!! Mahalo

Matt

[cockcraver]

the feeling u get when sneezing is 1/8 of an orgasm! FACT

[elo]

Just watched Hard Rain.Really good movie.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I may eat these words, and then again, I may not...FUCK THE PHILLIES....GO, ROCKIES!!!!

[elo]

Good night.

The founder of nothing:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld

[dan_drade]

The Folsom St. fair was today.

[cockcraver]

lewis hamilton won the japanese grand prix

[elo]

Yeah was a good race.

[asterix]

eehhh ...and i say eee and after he told me but idont rember exactly and
....emmmmto be with the others ......and after i left....and i thought ...that is piece of cake this is NOTHING and this is Peace OF CAKE

[cockcraver]

check out the kamasutra wheelbarrow postion its a lot of fun but only if ur gf is not 'jabba the hut'! then it would turn from sex to weights exercizes

[mbf]

I just scrolled down this page and posted this very message :crazy

[ezed]

I just scrolled down this page and posted this very message :crazy

Mbf when the fuck are you going to bury that Henry Kissinger face in that rack? :?:

[mbf]

I just scrolled down this page and posted this very message :crazy

Mbf when the fuck are you going to bury that Henry Kissinger face in that rack? :?:

with my post number 1000 ezed :D

[TJ347]

This one time, I met a girl who could hula hoop while juggling four golf clubs and swinging that Skip-It thing with her left leg at the same time!

[Wombat]

The weather here has been nice and mild. The view from my study, a few yachts taking advantage of the light ocean breeze and good conditions.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

The weather out here in LA sucks! And I still can't sleep. Grrrrr.. :(

~Kisses.

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[CORVETTEDUDE]

Ya ever wonder just why the hell people ask you"How ya doin?" when, in actuality, they could give a shit less.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Ya ever wonder just why the hell people ask you"How ya doin?" when, in actuality, they could give a shit less.

[wombat33]

I find that less and less bottles of asprin or pain relievers have the cotton ball in iside once you open the protective lid,

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Is anyone up this early or up late (depending on where you at)?!? lol

~Kisses.

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[TGL]

Well, here it is 2:50 pm, so not really early OR late :P

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hey, whatever happened to the girl on your avatar?!? Doesn't she post here anymore? I don't think I've seen her as of late..

~Kisses.

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[ImpulZ]

i got a hangover :D :roll: :P

[TGL]

Jennifer English? Yeah, I don't know what happened to her. Think she got better things to do IRL :)

[Willie Escalade]

My vacation is almost over; I have to go back to work on Monday. :cry:

At least I'll be seeing Vaniity and Yasmin Lee on Thursday night...and maybe Friday as well! :shock:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Jennifer English? Yeah, I don't know what happened to her. Think she got better things to do IRL :)

Np. Just wondered is all! ;)

~Kisses.

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[a994]

Anyone for tennis?

[Thatiger23]

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lol Johnny you beat me to it so i gues ill do the next best thing
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