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johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 01:04 PM
There's a certain escort who posts to this board. She's outstandingly beautiful, far beyond most and gorgeous enough to be a Playboy cover girl. I'm not going to mention her by name so please don't ask--I would mention her by name IF I actually hired her and had a bad experiences, but because I'm judging based solely on email communications, it would be grossly unfair to name her.

Though she's the most beautiful shemale I've ever seen (and I've seen enough of her photos to know), I not only wouldn't hire her, I wouldn't have sex with her if she paid me. I know that sounds ridiculous, but read on and I'll explain why.

First, I sent her this:

Hi. I saw you on Hungangels.com. Are you still in the escort business? If so, I was wondering if I could trouble you for your pricing structure, as I may decide to hire a shemale escort someday, and you really are drop-dead gorgeous! I'm johnnyshemalelover on hungangles.com, just FYI.

Thanks in advance. :-)

Her response was simply that she is still escorting, and to check out her group. She ignored the question about pricing, and the compliment. I believe she sent a "canned" response.

I replied to her:

Thank you, Gorgeous.

I didn't see rates there, though. Maybe I didn't look in the right place? But I appreciate the lovely photos you've shared!

Do you like the song "Over the Rainbow"? I just found the most hauntingly beautiful rendition ever. You can play it on my myspace page which is (deleted for this post for privacy)

I don't know if you ever make it to Minneapolis or Chicago, but if I ever decide to hire you as an escort I can just go to one of the cities you're touring in. The way I see it, spending time with someone like you is a once-in-a-lifetime thing, so saving up and spending extra to travel would be ok. Again this is just how I see it, but I wouldn't be just paying you for the time you spend with me... I'd be paying you for the memories of the encounter as well, and I'll have those forever. :-)

Her reply in its entirety:

My rate is xxxx for overnight and xxx incall. (I replaced the rates with "x" to protect her privacy. Let's just say the overnight rate was well over two grand.)

That's it.

My reply to her:

xxx incall? That's per hour, right? Not bad pricing. Higher than average of course, but you're worth it as far as being a world-class beauty. I will probably only hire an escort once in my life, so I want to make it a memorable experience. Beauty is only one facet of the experience, though. I could have sex with the most drop-dead gorgeous person on the planet, and the experience would be a bad one if that person made me feel insignificant. As an escort, people are paying you ultimately for how you make them feel.

The curt responses you've given me show a lack of any sort of regard for me as a person. That pretty much kills any desire I would have had for you. This is not meant as a personal criticism but rather as business advice.

If you're doing as well in your business as you would like, then my advice is of no use to you, and I apologize for wasting your time. If, however, you aren't getting as many repeat customers or customer referrals as you'd like, then you might want to consider what I've said.

The first rule as a service provider is that the most important client (or potential client) you'll ever have is the one you're focused on at the time. If you develop that sort of attitude, treating every client or potential client as though they are your most important customer ever, then you'll not only have repeat customers, you'll have raving fans who will sing your praises to others.

Take care, and have fun.


Essentially, when I am with an escort I know they're only having sex with me for the money, and I know that because I'm no prize I'd probably never get someone like that in real life, but for a little while I'd like to be able to pretend that I am an attractive and desirable enough human being that this person I'm hiring thinks I'm a hot stud. If I just want to have an orgasm, I can always jerk off. If I hire an escort, it's the human experience I'm paying for, not the hole or the prong or the chestal fat deposits or saline bags.

If the escort I'm hiring doesn't do a halfway-convincing job of acting like they care about me as a person or at least want my body, then it's pretty hard for me to pretend they do. Judging by her emails, she sees clients as contemptible wads of cash and nothing more.

Now, I could be wrong. It could be that she's so good, and gets so many clients, she doesn't have time to respond personally to all of them. That's why I'm not revealing her identity, because I am making some mighty big criticisms here based solely on assumptions.

If I have a question for the group, it would be:

Have you ever had an experience with an escort who was visually appealing and got you off sexually but left you emotionally unsatisfied because they made you feel like "just another john"?

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
05-18-2007, 01:29 PM
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny.......................................

a few things to consider:

1. She gets 99 other emails like that a day.
2. She gets 99 other replies to the 99 emails a day.
3. She gets 99 replies to the 99 replies she replied to from the original 99 emails a day......................

My point? Beautiful or not factor in that many of these girls work with the 9:1 ratio of ads being responded to. Meaning that out of 10 responses 9 of them will be bullshit or guys looking for something she's not thinking about handling at the time, and 1 of them that just wants the time, knows the drill, and has the envelope ready upon door opening.

I just did an ad for a chick and she called me back to tell me she's gotten great "RESPONSES" to the ad. Guys were calling her saying it's the best in Miami right now and how they couldn't believe the pics were her, etc, etc, etc. Only a few said "I'd like to make an appt." Many were like "let's set something up for the weekend."

In the future if it's someone you think is hot and you know you want to see, just keep it brief via email or the phone. You want to talk do it during or after the session, because that's when you'll have her undivided attention away from the other 99 folks emailing her..............

johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 01:52 PM
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny.......................................

a few things to consider:

1. She gets 99 other emails like that a day.
2. She gets 99 other replies to the 99 emails a day.
3. She gets 99 replies to the 99 replies she replied to from the original 99 emails a day......................

My point? Beautiful or not factor in that many of these girls work with the 9:1 ratio of ads being responded to. Meaning that out of 10 responses 9 of them will be bullshit or guys looking for something she's not thinking about handling at the time, and 1 of them that just wants the time, knows the drill, and has the envelope ready upon door opening.

I just did an ad for a chick and she called me back to tell me she's gotten great "RESPONSES" to the ad. Guys were calling her saying it's the best in Miami right now and how they couldn't believe the pics were her, etc, etc, etc. Only a few said "I'd like to make an appt." Many were like "let's set something up for the weekend."

In the future if it's someone you think is hot and you know you want to see, just keep it brief via email or the phone.


"Johnny, Johnny, Johnny" yourself.

Didn't you read my whole post?

Here's one line I think you missed:


It could be that she's so good, and gets so many clients, she doesn't have time to respond personally to all of them.

Get it yet?


You want to talk do it during or after the session, because that's when you'll have her undivided attention away from the other 99 folks emailing her..............

You lack comprehension, you never even came close to getting my point. I never said I wanted to talk to her. I said that her replies were curt and left me feeling like a contemptible wad of cash. According to you, I should pay the money before I get any indication she's going to treat me differently at the session, and if she doesn't, I suppose I'm just out the thousands of dollars? No, sorry, that's bullshit. I'm pretty sure most escorts have a no-refund policy. If she's too busy to reply herself, she could include in her canned response "Sorry guys, but I get too many emails to reply to each one personally." The fact that she doesn't mention that tells me she's unconcerned about how she's perceived.

So either her business is doing so well she doesn't have to show courtesy in her responses, or she's just clueless about customer service. If the former is true, then obviously my advice to her isn't needed; but if she would like more customer referrals and repeat customers, or if she's wondering why more of the guys who email her don't eventually hire her, then it would do her well to heed it.

It would do you well to read more carefully, LOL!

:lol:

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
05-18-2007, 02:02 PM
Johnny I will admit I feel asleep ½ way through your post...................but regardless of my patience through your boring attempt to get some broad that failed miserably I hope you got the point I was trying to make:



In the future if it's someone you think is hot and you know you want to see, just keep it brief via email or the phone. You want to talk do it during or after the session, because that's when you'll have her undivided attention away from the other 99 folks emailing her..............
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hwbs
05-18-2007, 02:17 PM
shes protecting herself legally...why do you think alot of the girls got their ads pulled off ser...cause it lists the monetary donations....it comes off as prostitution instead of escorting...i have dated many girls that do escort...i have heard all of the crazy calls (they never stop no matter what time)...u prob caught her on a bad day....otherwise just move on and find someone else...there are tons of escorts that rate a 10 on looks but zero on service...remember that please...i speak the truth......

johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 03:30 PM
Johnny I will admit I feel asleep ½ way through your post...................but regardless of my patience through your boring attempt to get some broad that failed miserably I hope you got the point I was trying to make:



In the future if it's someone you think is hot and you know you want to see, just keep it brief via email or the phone. You want to talk do it during or after the session, because that's when you'll have her undivided attention away from the other 99 folks emailing her..............
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You're stupid. Learn to read.
Hope that was simple enough for you. :roll:

johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 03:37 PM
shes protecting herself legally...why do you think alot of the girls got their ads pulled off ser...cause it lists the monetary donations....it comes off as prostitution instead of escorting...

No, I disagree. Escort service is completely legal. If I had asked her "what are your rates for sex" then you'd have a valid point. I simply asked what her rates were. And she told me the second time I asked, so she wasn't worried about the legality, she just didn't read the first post or didn't care to respond.



i have dated many girls that do escort...i have heard all of the crazy calls (they never stop no matter what time)...u prob caught her on a bad day....otherwise just move on and find someone else...there are tons of escorts that rate a 10 on looks but zero on service...remember that please...i speak the truth......


Thank you for understanding my point and for answering my question! That's good advice, and exactly what I was looking to find out. I was beginning to think the only responses I would be getting were the clueless ones from whiskybreath. :wink:

BrendaQG
05-18-2007, 03:39 PM
Getting calls at 3:AM....the cognitive dissonace that I felt upon getting such a call did help drive me out of that business. Hell Tyra Banks, and Hallie Baerry look like shit at 3AM why would I look any better. ugh.

JhonnyShemale lover ...I'll just call you JSL

I can only imagine the cranky wierd stupid calls that other girls with better more elaborate ads get. From my own experience with the net it is quite a dangerous place. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is deranged, or a cop, or a serious customer.

If you want to experience a TS go to a bar or club and pick someone up in person. Furthermore don't loose your nerve, and just look at your shoes when you get there.

lisaparadise
05-18-2007, 03:57 PM
as an escort and a very good one at that lets just say we all have our bad days and emails are so impersonall that we dont return them for the simple fact that bell made a telephone for us to comuminicate with and because most of us get over 100 emails a day we just have very busy lives and just dont have the time to return them all.if the girl in question is who i think it is im sure if ya did a search you would find a number.if you think most of us dont feel out clients by way of phone calls well we do,just because your interested in a girl doesnt always meen they will fit what your looking for aka if i got a call and didnt feel i could fullfill what he is looking for then id suggest a few others who are in my area that will fit his fantacy,the good escorts will do that because only a few of us are smart enough to know that its more impotant that the client gets what hes paying for over lying to the guy and promising stuff your not accustomed to doing just to make a buck. just my 2 cents

johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 03:58 PM
Getting calls at 3:AM....the cognitive dissonace that I felt upon getting such a call did help drive me out of that business. Hell Tyra Banks, and Hallie Baerry look like shit at 3AM why would I look any better. ugh.

JhonnyShemale lover ...I'll just call you JSL

I can only imagine the cranky wierd stupid calls that other girls with better more elaborate ads get. From my own experience with the net it is quite a dangerous place. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is deranged, or a cop, or a serious customer.

If you want to experience a TS go to a bar or club and pick someone up in person. Furthermore don't loose your nerve, and just look at your shoes when you get there.

Brenda, thank you for the advice and encouragement. You seem like a really nice person.

I got the impression that you believe I called her. Am I correct? If that's the case, then two out of three people responding have misunderstood my original post, and one of them being as intelligent as you, makes me think it wasn't written very clearly.

Maybe I'll delete it if I can--hollywoodbuckstrap answered my question anyway, so no reason to keep it there.

I'm looking forward to checking out your article "The Dynamics of Planck Scale Space-Time." It sounds great!!

johnnyshemalelover
05-18-2007, 04:06 PM
as an escort and a very good one at that lets just say we all have our bad days and emails are so impersonall that we dont return them for the simple fact that bell made a telephone for us to comuminicate with and because most of us get over 100 emails a day we just have very busy lives and just dont have the time to return them all.if the girl in question is who i think it is im sure if ya did a search you would find a number.if you think most of us dont feel out clients by way of phone calls well we do,just because your interested in a girl doesnt always meen they will fit what your looking for aka if i got a call and didnt feel i could fullfill what he is looking for then id suggest a few others who are in my area that will fit his fantacy,the good escorts will do that because only a few of us are smart enough to know that its more impotant that the client gets what hes paying for over lying to the guy and promising stuff your not accustomed to doing just to make a buck. just my 2 cents

THANK you! I appreciate that you read and understood what I wrote and took the time to respond. That's excellent advice as well--now I have a better perspective of what it's like for escorts and how to approach one. :D

Thanks again!

BrendaQG
05-18-2007, 04:19 PM
I didn't think you called her. That was just one little example of the crapola that does exist in that business.

BlackAdder
05-18-2007, 04:34 PM
Plus, some of these girls, regardless of what they look like, just arent good businesswomen. If shes that successful that she gets 100s of emails a day, she should be able to pay someone to answer email for her like my company does.

If i was looking to spend out a grand or more on the services of a girl, your damn right i expect somewhat more than a one line reply.

lisaparadise
05-18-2007, 04:35 PM
as an escort and a very good one at that lets just say we all have our bad days and emails are so impersonall that we dont return them for the simple fact that bell made a telephone for us to comuminicate with and because most of us get over 100 emails a day we just have very busy lives and just dont have the time to return them all.if the girl in question is who i think it is im sure if ya did a search you would find a number.if you think most of us dont feel out clients by way of phone calls well we do,just because your interested in a girl doesnt always meen they will fit what your looking for aka if i got a call and didnt feel i could fullfill what he is looking for then id suggest a few others who are in my area that will fit his fantacy,the good escorts will do that because only a few of us are smart enough to know that its more impotant that the client gets what hes paying for over lying to the guy and promising stuff your not accustomed to doing just to make a buck. just my 2 cents

THANK you! I appreciate that you read and understood what I wrote and took the time to respond. That's excellent advice as well--now I have a better perspective of what it's like for escorts and how to approach one. :D

Thanks again!np babe, anytime i can help you guys get what your paying for is all good with me

BrendaQG
05-18-2007, 05:20 PM
Plus, some of these girls, regardless of what they look like, just arent good businesswomen. If shes that successful that she gets 100s of emails a day, she should be able to pay someone to answer email for her like my company does.

If i was looking to spend out a grand or more on the services of a girl, your damn right i expect somewhat more than a one line reply.

I had to literally :LOL: at that one.

So lets see some hypothetical escort 100 emails a day. 99 or calls a day that lead no where. So that leads to 1 appointment per day at $200-$300 per day. Let's just suppose that she works every third day. That works out to about $2500 per month. Then subtract for all living expenses....

To pay someone say $7.00 per hour to take these calls... calls and emails come in 24 hours a day so three shifts would be needed. That would cost $5040/ month .... If that woman worked every single day that would work out to an average gross of $7500 per month.

Don't talk crap unless you have been there. To make more money than that someone would need to have the sex drive of 10 normal people. Or charge allot more.

suckseed
05-18-2007, 07:34 PM
JSL,
From what I've read, it sounds to me like you haven't got much experience dealing with this sort of thing. You write some increasingly chatty emails to a woman who doesn't know you from Adam, get pissed off at her and tell her off, come here for advice, get it from two of the mods who might just know a little or a lot more about the subject than you, then proceed to get pissy with JWBL.

You get angry quickly it would seem, and say things that you will probably regret. Why identify yourself to this fantasy woman, then make sure that you never get the chance to get to know her here? Why insult a moderator who was nice enough to school you a little?

In short, READ THE REVIEWS and chill out. And if you learned anything from all of this, why not consider what you could have done differently.

Here, I'll help you make one conceptual leap. JWBL was trying to spill the facts of dealing with busy beautiful tgirl escorts. You got defensive and tell him he missed the point. Do you really think that? (Trust me, it wasn't a hard letter to grasp.) What was really going on was that your pride was hurt because you thought you could woo this girl with friendly banter, and experience all the intimacy that two people who know and like each other can have, but found out she wasn't buying it.

You know who's had some great friendships around here with escorts - Ecstatic. Go find some of his old posts.

Lastly, it would benefit you to learn to interact with people with more tact. But I'm probably wasting my breath at this point.

This was my face as I read this thread.

crayons
05-18-2007, 07:48 PM
shes protecting herself legally...why do you think alot of the girls got their ads pulled off ser...cause it lists the monetary donations....it comes off as prostitution instead of escorting...

You mean there is a difference?

NiceBod
05-18-2007, 08:34 PM
To Original Poster:

You may have had honest intentions of hiring her "one day" but escorts don't want to waste their time on someone who is looking to book time far in the future. These chicks are basically only interested in the clients that are looking for now. And they become like this from experience...once they're in the business a while they come to learn that guys that want to discuss hiring them "one day" far in the future are almost entirely bullshitters that just use the conversations as a way to talk with an attractive girl...in actuality they have no intention of hiring them, maybe they think through conversation they can be so charming that they will eventually become friends and get a freebie, I don't know.

hwbs
05-18-2007, 10:02 PM
shes protecting herself legally...why do you think alot of the girls got their ads pulled off ser...cause it lists the monetary donations....it comes off as prostitution instead of escorting...

You mean there is a difference?


there is .i dont know the specifics....im not an escort but i did stay at a holiday inn last night :twisted: ...thats why you cant find any info on alot of the providers on there...i am sure some one will eventually reply to clear the air...ALLANAH has talked about it many times on here..

BeardedOne
05-18-2007, 10:49 PM
OK, I read the original post (Twice, to be sure I didn't miss anything). I'm also rather lucid today as I'm fresh from a bank meeting and haven't had the chance to consume mass quantities of swill, yet.

I can relate to this from a couple of angles, particularly from the point of view of the chatty e-mail guy that is somewhat put out by one-word replies. We wordsmiths, even the amateurs like myself that move apostrophes around like beanbag chairs at a keg party, put a lot of effort and passion into our drivel (Though we often don't see it as such) so, getting a basic "LOL" in response to a three-page anecdote can be a little hurtful.

:violin :violin :violin :violin :violin

That said: I have sent wordy notes to a couple of escorts and received little, if any in response. One pretty much gave me the impression that she was blowing me off entirely, but I know people that know her personally and their descriptions of her personality and manner (These descriptions being from people whose opinions I trust) speak against this attitude. Hence, I have filed it under 'bad-hair-day' syndrome. Next time she's in the neighborhood, I'll ping and try again, but won't write her off until she is proven beyond doubt to be the Medusa of all T-gurls.

Yet another, who I had seen and desired and fantasized over quite a bit, sent curt, to the point, essentially unfriendly responses to my notes. I gave her the benefit of the doubt (Busy, bad day, etc.) and persevered. I have never regreted it. In life she was sweet, polite, attentive, well-versed, and just plain fun. Email is pretty straight forward for her. Get on, get in, get out. And yah, a lot of it is driven by the 99 rule, though it could be as much as 99 an hour. Add in chats, messages, texts, and phone calls and polite, chatty responses become pretty rare.

As direct and seemingly impolite/uncaring as this gurl may have been to you, don't discount her until you've done a little more research. Best of luck to you.

Oh...

And don't poke the mods in the eye. :wink:

BeardedOne
05-18-2007, 10:50 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

@ suckseeds' catface! :lol:

AllanahStarrNYC
05-18-2007, 10:52 PM
one day i am going to make my 100 top list from clients-

the worst behaviour

bullshit phone calls and emails will be on the list

BeardedOne
05-18-2007, 11:03 PM
one day i am going to make my 100 top list from clients-

the worst behaviour

bullshit phone calls and emails will be on the list

Finally! A complete User's Manual! :lol:

Will it end up steadying a wobbly table with all the others? Geeks want to know! :wink:

Truly, though, I'm intersted in this. Worried that I will have commited the top 99 at least. :(

Perverted Monk
05-18-2007, 11:05 PM
Suckseeds post was great
:lol:

mrironknee
05-18-2007, 11:30 PM
Getting calls at 3:AM....the cognitive dissonace that I felt upon getting such a call did help drive me out of that business. Hell Tyra Banks, and Hallie Baerry look like shit at 3AM why would I look any better. ugh.

JhonnyShemale lover ...I'll just call you JSL

I can only imagine the cranky wierd stupid calls that other girls with better more elaborate ads get. From my own experience with the net it is quite a dangerous place. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is deranged, or a cop, or a serious customer.

If you want to experience a TS go to a bar or club and pick someone up in person. Furthermore don't loose your nerve, and just look at your shoes when you get there.

Brenda, thank you for the advice and encouragement. You seem like a really nice person.

I got the impression that you believe I called her. Am I correct? If that's the case, then two out of three people responding have misunderstood my original post, and one of them being as intelligent as you, makes me think it wasn't written very clearly.

Maybe I'll delete it if I can--hollywoodbuckstrap answered my question anyway, so no reason to keep it there.

I'm looking forward to checking out your article "The Dynamics of Planck Scale Space-Time." It sounds great!!

Wow.
Another glaring example of how slightly above average intelligence rarely equates to even average social skills. After reading the rest of the comments and his response, it doesn’t seem he is even open to accepting the fact that his lack of charm was the largest contributor to the curt response he received.
Although I am not really in that group, one can’t help but tip your hat to those ugly and marginally intelligent fellows who have developed the necessary charm to get a good percentage of the women they go after. This is a social world, so an evolved human today must combine both social and intellectual skills.

That said, what a friggin dweeb.

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 01:27 PM
JSL,
From what I've read, it sounds to me like you haven't got much experience dealing with this sort of thing. You write some increasingly chatty emails to a woman who doesn't know you from Adam, get pissed off at her and tell her off, come here for advice, get it from two of the mods who might just know a little or a lot more about the subject than you, then proceed to get pissy with JWBL.

Another one who can't read. <YAWN>

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 01:38 PM
OK, I read the original post (Twice, to be sure I didn't miss anything).

May you become the insatiable desire of your greatest fantasy girl.




I'm also rather lucid today as I'm fresh from a bank meeting and haven't had the chance to consume mass quantities of swill, yet.

I can relate to this from a couple of angles, particularly from the point of view of the chatty e-mail guy that is somewhat put out by one-word replies. We wordsmiths, even the amateurs like myself that move apostrophes around like beanbag chairs at a keg party, put a lot of effort and passion into our drivel (Though we often don't see it as such) so, getting a basic "LOL" in response to a three-page anecdote can be a little hurtful.


You're absolutely right, but I didn't think it was all that bad. My "three page anecdote" was nine sentences. Anyone could have read it and written at least a two-sentence response in a minute or so. I'm not saying she should have, though. I'm just saying that your analogy is a bit over-exaggerated for this particular situation. :)




As direct and seemingly impolite/uncaring as this gurl may have been to you, don't discount her until you've done a little more research. Best of luck to you.

I didn't consider her responses impolite or uncaring. I considered them impersonal, which gave me the impression that she either didn't know how to give a good experience or she had such a good business that she wasn't looking very hard for new clients and was swamped with email.





Oh...

And don't poke the mods in the eye. :wink:

That's probably good advice for the cautious. I never poke anyone in the eye, but I will poke someone in the eye back. Luckily for me, johnnywalkerblacklabel has plenty of integrity and was able to see my side of it... But if anyone talks to me like that, I'll talk back. If the price is getting banned, so be it.

Oh and about discounting her, that's excellent advice and you might have noticed that I didn't--I reserved judgment and came here to ask about this. Plus, I received a final response from her that confirmed what I suspected--she is doing so well that she's not looking very hard for new clients, and she gets like 200 emails a week.

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 01:52 PM
She wrote:

I appreciate you taking the time to send me that email. I agree with you 100%! I feel that you got a false impression of me and it might be due to that fact that I get an average of 200 emails from people a day and I respond to all of them myself.

I agree that you can hire the most beautiful person but if they don't offer a good experience that it really doesn't matter what they look like.

I'm doing quit well for myself and most of all my clients are repeats and or referrals. I usually don't take one new clients because I have so many repeats that I have established a re pore and friendship with and I prefer that because the experience is mutually enjoyable.

Good luck with finding that girl that is right for you.

In truth I didn't expect a response, and of course she didn't owe me one--so it was out of kindness alone that she wrote the above response.

So I'm glad I didn't judge her before. Turns out she's a real class act. :D

hwbs
05-19-2007, 02:03 PM
one day i am going to make my 100 top list from clients-

the worst behaviour

bullshit phone calls and emails will be on the list



im sorry im not available today...im hanging out with my friend pickles....ohhhhh is she available also!!!!!!!! fucking piceless :anon

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 02:09 PM
Getting calls at 3:AM....the cognitive dissonace that I felt upon getting such a call did help drive me out of that business. Hell Tyra Banks, and Hallie Baerry look like shit at 3AM why would I look any better. ugh.

JhonnyShemale lover ...I'll just call you JSL

I can only imagine the cranky wierd stupid calls that other girls with better more elaborate ads get. From my own experience with the net it is quite a dangerous place. You have no idea if the person you are talking to is deranged, or a cop, or a serious customer.

If you want to experience a TS go to a bar or club and pick someone up in person. Furthermore don't loose your nerve, and just look at your shoes when you get there.

Brenda, thank you for the advice and encouragement. You seem like a really nice person.

I got the impression that you believe I called her. Am I correct? If that's the case, then two out of three people responding have misunderstood my original post, and one of them being as intelligent as you, makes me think it wasn't written very clearly.

Maybe I'll delete it if I can--hollywoodbuckstrap answered my question anyway, so no reason to keep it there.

I'm looking forward to checking out your article "The Dynamics of Planck Scale Space-Time." It sounds great!!

Wow.
Another glaring example of how slightly above average intelligence rarely equates to even average social skills. After reading the rest of the comments and his response, it doesn’t seem he is even open to accepting the fact that his lack of charm was the largest contributor to the curt response he received.
Although I am not really in that group, one can’t help but tip your hat to those ugly and marginally intelligent fellows who have developed the necessary charm to get a good percentage of the women they go after. This is a social world, so an evolved human today must combine both social and intellectual skills.

That said, what a friggin dweeb.


ROFL! :lol:

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 04:06 PM
Sorry for the flood, but there's one last thing I need to say.

My post to JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel on Fri May 18, 2007 8:30 am was insulting and immature, and I apologize to him for it.

I'm not excusing him from his misinformed attack on me, though. I'm only saying that to respond in kind was no better, and for that I am sorry.

JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel
05-19-2007, 04:08 PM
yeah I apologize to Johnny I should have read his whole thread

*mod note to all heathens copying & pasting this for future reference.......... don't even think about it, i know where you live

johnnyshemalelover
05-19-2007, 10:27 PM
yeah I apologize to Johnny I should have read his whole thread

*mod note to all heathens copying & pasting this for future reference.......... don't even think about it, i know where you live

Thank you. I can't begin to tell you how much that means to me. I hope I can return the favor someday.

suckseed
05-19-2007, 10:52 PM
A kinder, gentler HA.