Fictional characters you wish you were

[General Disarray]

what fictional character do you aspire to be?
For me, it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho (minus all of the murder, mutilation, rape, cannibalism and necrophilia).
Honestly, I wish I was a suave and successful businessman, even if it meant being a yuppie jerk-off

[MrsKellyPierce]

what fictional character do you aspire to be?
For me, it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho (minus all of the murder, mutilation, rape, cannibalism and necrophilia).
Honestly, I wish I was a suave and successful businessman, even if it meant being a yuppie jerk-off I would have to say Aurora from Sleeping Beauty

[Fox]

I'm waiting for someone to say it lol...

[trannybanger]

i wish i was general disarray... he is so cool!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

James Rhodes

[tsntx]

your mom

[TJ347]

I'm waiting for someone to say it lol...

Kelly Shore. Okay Fox? It's been said. :roll:
Now, in all seriousness... I'd say either Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine. Okay, so now I've outed myself as a Star Wars nerd. Oh, well... and I'm into comic books too. :oops:

[xfiver]

what fictional character do you aspire to be?
For me, it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho (minus all of the murder, mutilation, rape, cannibalism and necrophilia).
Honestly, I wish I was a suave and successful businessman, even if it meant being a yuppie jerk-off I would have to say Aurora from Sleeping Beauty

I had the most wonderful dream of being a pioneer in the TS community
by being the homecoming queen and cheerleader at my high school, and having everyone and their dog accept me for who i was...mmmmmhmmmm....:)

Then I woke up...and realized it was just a bullshit story made up by Kelly Shore, who will post ass and cock shots (not tits - because she doesnt have any except for photoshopped ones), cum shots, fake pics, fake websites, escort ads and fake reviews, links to the ADMIRABLE WORLD OF TS ACTIVISM and yet will provide no evidence whatsoever fo the aforementioned accolades.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner! More likely than the above!

[BuuBear]

Sith are cool. Your not the only Jedi nerd. lol I am too!

[MrsKellyPierce]

I just like the new guy that played in Star Wars

[TomSelis]

Tyler Durden

*punches self in the face*

[tsntx]

what fictional character do you aspire to be?
For me, it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho (minus all of the murder, mutilation, rape, cannibalism and necrophilia).
Honestly, I wish I was a suave and successful businessman, even if it meant being a yuppie jerk-off I would have to say Aurora from Sleeping Beauty

I had the most wonderful dream of being a pioneer in the TS community
by being the homecoming queen and cheerleader at my high school, and having everyone and their dog accept me for who i was...mmmmmhmmmm....:)

Then I woke up...and realized it was just a bullshit story made up by Kelly Shore, who will post ass and cock shots (not tits - because she doesnt have any except for photoshopped ones), cum shots, fake pics, fake websites, escort ads and fake reviews, links to the ADMIRABLE WORLD OF TS ACTIVISM and yet will provide no evidence whatsoever fo the aforementioned accolades.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner! More likely than the above!

now thats a great post. lol

on to the star wars nerds - im working on having an authentic looking slave leia costume made for halloween.... alright back to playing my lego star wars ps2 games

[Kabuki]

on to the star wars nerds - im working on having an authentic looking slave leia costume made for halloween.... alright back to playing my lego star wars ps2 games

I love this girl...lol. I hope we'll see photos of you in that outfit Miss. Jennifer. 8)

[TJ347]

Stars Wars nerds, pick yer poison! Darth Maul, the Emperor, or a Clone Trooper?

[tsntx]

on to the star wars nerds - im working on having an authentic looking slave leia costume made for halloween.... alright back to playing my lego star wars ps2 games

I love this girl...lol. I hope we'll see photos of you in that outfit Miss. Jennifer. 8)

for sure... i plan on taking a whole set of pics simular to the "black snake moan" posters but in the metal bikini costume

[Beagle]

Bond.

James Bond

[stillies77]

I think you guys can guess mine...










SPIDER-MAN!!!

[dc_guy_75]

Tom Brady, dating Giselle Bunchen in 2007, wthout the baby on the way...lol

[TJ347]

While they aren't fictional, I wish I was a contortionist... or at least had a chance to sleep with one anyway.

[tsmandy]

Poison Ivy from Batman.

[TJT]

Jeeves.

[jefferson1776]

Spiderman, comes to mind but thats already taken

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Bale_preston.jpg

Grammaton Cleric John Preston

or "V"

http://www.openvein.com/image/s/vforvendetta.jpg

[jefferson1776]

Spiderman, comes to mind but thats already taken

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3f/Bale_preston.jpg

Grammaton Cleric John Preston

or "V"

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/V_intro.jpg

[Balcanoid]

Grammaton Cleric John Preston
Nice choice, indeed!

[General Disarray]

I forgot!
I wish I was J.D. from scrubs

[trannybanger]

While they aren't fictional, I wish I was a contortionist... or at least had a chance to sleep with one anyway.

although it may have not been their career, i have known a few contortionists...

[SkyTwo]

your mom

Heeyyyy....! That's somebody's mother! :(

[General Disarray]

your mom
she's in the hospital right now :(

[Realgirls4me]

Elmer Gantry.

;)

[TheOne1]

who's the masta? http://www.madcosby.com/image/shonuff.jpg

[Kabuki]

While they aren't fictional, I wish I was a contortionist... or at least had a chance to sleep with one anyway.

Check this girl out. I would love to be with someone like her :wink:

[TJ347]

While they aren't fictional, I wish I was a contortionist... or at least had a chance to sleep with one anyway.

Check this girl out. I would love to be with someone like her :wink:

I would KILL to be with a woman who could hold that pose... :shock:

[DavidLynch]

Sam Lowry

http://images6.pictiger.com/images/bc/53f9f2af921f49df785c8b128ac581bc.jpg

[Jericho]

The invisible man.
That shit'd never get old!

[Kriss]

Sam Lowry

SORRY? YOU WANT TO BE SAM LOWRY? THE MAN FROM 'BRASIL' WHO IS TERMINALLY OPPRESSED BY HIS TURGID LIFE AT THE MINISTRY OF INFORMATION, THEN IT ALL GOES MENTAL AND HE ENDS UP.......WELL, I WON'T SPOIL IT BUT , SURELY SAM LOWRY IS NOT A HAPPY MAN.

I WANNA BE JASON KING

[TJ347]

Does it make you feel special or somehow important to type damned near everything in caps?

[DavidLynch]

Oh he's happy alright.

Down right nutty.

8)

[Kriss]

Does it make you feel special or somehow important to type damned near everything in caps?

YOU KNOW THE DRILL..........
ACTUALLY I AM SPENDING MANY DAYS LATELY CONVERTING AUDIO TRACKS FROM MINIDISC TO MP3, ABOUT 250 DISCS WORTH SO THATS A LOT OF MP3! I JUST LIKE HAVING THEM ALL NAMED IN CAPITALS , NICE AND BOLD SO I CAN'T REALLY BE BOETHERED CAHNGING BACK TO LITTLE LETTERS INCASE I OFFEND SOME TIMID SOUL THAT THINKS I AM SHOUTING AT THEM. LIKE SOME MORNINGS I GET UP AND POST AND CANR REALLY BE FUCKED TO TAKE OUT ALL THE MISSED KEYS AND APPAULING SPELLING SO I JUST LEAVE IT IN, PEOPLE CAN PROBABLY GEUSS WHAT I AM SAYING AND IF NOT IT REALLY DOESNT MATTTER. I ONLTY REALLLY BOITHER TO CHECK MY SPELLING AND PUNTUATION, ETC UIF IT IS AN IMPROTANT TOPIC THAT REQUIRES SERIOUS RESPECT. I ACTUALLY PREFER WRITING IN LITTLE LETTERS SO THAT I CAN UTILISE THE CAPS FCILITY TO EMPHASISE CERTAIN WORDS, VERY IMPORTANT ON A BOARD FULL OF IDIOTS THAT DON'T RED THE POSTS THROIUGH CAREFULLY ENOUGH AND LIKE TOP JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS.ALSO I WANT TO BE AS COOL AS MEGABODY.

[dskreet2]

To start, I wish I was "Multiple Man" from X-Men Last Stand. Then maybe Skyler from Heroes since he can absorb others' powers. And then Mystique, since she coul change into anyone.

HHMMM?!?!

[a994]

she's in the hospital right now :(Sorry to hear that. Hope she'll be ok.

I heartily second that.

[a994]

I can't say which fictitious character I wish I were. (I tend to try to pattern myself more after real-life people.) But I do wish I were less like Benny Profane.

[TJ347]

To start, I wish I was "Multiple Man" from X-Men Last Stand. Then maybe Skyler from Heroes since he can absorb others' powers. And then Mystique, since she coul change into anyone.


Syler absorbs the powers of others by eating their brains. With that being a requirement, is the idea of being that dude still palatable? I mean, if you're currently eating people's livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti, I guess it'd be a bit easier to stomach, if you'll pardon all the puns...

[ausbeachstyle]

Lola Bunny