Keeping your cock healthy

[suckseed]

First to ask what jelching is!
Edit...moisturizer?

I apply a coat of ArmorAll once a week and give him a good going over with a polishing cloth.
And do cock pushups with my hands behind my head.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

LOL

Always WASH with warm water and soap after sex! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[TJ347]

Good tips, I think...

1) Stop operating the equipment immediately if it emits smoke or noxious
fumes.
2) Make sure to inspect the equipment before each use.
3) Do not use substances containing alcohol, benzine, thinners or other
flammable substances to clean of maintain the equipment.
4) Do not use in locations with poor ventilation.

Sure, they actually apply to my digital camera, but they can definitely be applied to keeping your dick healthy too, no?

[MacShreach]

LOL depends on the sex. I quite like walking around smelling a hot woman on me.


Cock care tip-- always wash under the foreskin but use a very mild facial soap or just water. Most cheap toilet soap is far too aggressive, causing irritation leading to odours.

[Balcanoid]

Always WASH with warm water and soap after sex! ;)

I thought everybody already knows that..but now, U makes me wonder.. :? (syntax found, tnx to HTG)

[2vert]

google MattersofSize & ThundersPlace

[JANIRA]

A very important tip to maintain your "COCK HEALTHY" is to have it sucked at least 1-2 a week, it makes it feel loved , & aprecciated... NOBODY WANTS TO HAVE A DEPRESSED COCK!

[BlackAdder]

If your pounding your pud and you start cumming blood, thats a rupture...

[TJ347]

If your pounding your pud and you start cumming blood, thats a rupture...

When you're beating your meat and you finally skeet, that's enough sir...

[tetsuo]

KEEP YOUR DICK WHERE IT BELONGS, AT HOME WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOUR DICK WILL BE HEALTHY, STICKING IT IN ESCORTS AND HIGH RISK ENCOUNTERS WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL.......STAY WITH YOUR GIRL, DONT CHEAT AND YOUR FINE, UNLESS OF COURSE SHE IS A PIG AND GETTING FUCKED BY OTHERS, THEN IN THAT CASE YOUR ON YOUR OWN..

PROBLEM WITH ESCORTS & PARTY GIRLS IS THAT ARE POLUTTED AND BEEN WITH HUNDRADS IF NOT THOUSANDS OF COCKS, THATS PIGGY....STAY AWAY...CONDOM OR NO CONDOM...KEEP YOUR SHIT TO YOURSELF AND YOUR DICK WILL BE FINEThat is the best advice and its so true!

[whatsupwithat]

If your pounding your pud and you start cumming blood, thats a rupture...

When you're beating your meat and you finally skeet, that's enough sir...

When your playing your flute and you finally toot, that's much funner...

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Always WASH with warm water and soap after sex! ;)

I thought everybody already knows that..but now, U makes me wander.. :?

Yup! Makes you wonder..LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Balcanoid]

Tnx, HTG, I`ll be more careful on grammar next time...:)
You`re such a sweet...with that whip in your hand...Kiss!