new really important question

[Nelly Snores]

i cant get this out of my head:

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

[TheOne1]

you're better off keeping that one in your head

[crayons]

Depending on the severity of the original emergency, I'm guessing they'd either call another unit or pick up the unlucky sob.

[TheOne1]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

[scorpion]

Clever question. Tell us what you think is the most believable. :?

[crayons]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

Superman. Mighty Mouse originates as a parody of the man of steel.

[Nelly Snores]

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

[crayons]

Water would make his feathers wet exposing him, that's why he also wears pants when he goes swimming.

[TheOne1]

how many cocks can fit in crayons box?

[crayons]

Hopefully not more than one.

[suckseed]

Hopefully not more than one.
If it's mine, ONE HALF!

[Cyclops]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

simply put ,if a man fights a mouse... who would win? The man of course


magnifying the strength of both , the superman would still win over the super mouse

[whatsupwithat]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

simply put ,if a man fights a mouse... who would win? The man of course


magnifying the strength of both , the superman would still win over the super mouse

I am dumbfounded you applied logic to that question.

[HornieHubbieinCT]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

simply put ,if a man fights a mouse... who would win? The man of course


magnifying the strength of both , the superman would still win over the super mouse

I am dumbfounded you applied logic to that question.

The answer this question is simple. Mighty Mouse wins by flying up Superman's ass and out his head.

HH

[whatsupwithat]

if superman fights mighty mouse... who would win?

simply put ,if a man fights a mouse... who would win? The man of course


magnifying the strength of both , the superman would still win over the super mouse

I am dumbfounded you applied logic to that question.

The answer this question is simple. Mighty Mouse wins by flying up Superman's ass and out his head.

HH

You should get a prize for that visual.

[ezed]

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

2. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

3. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

4. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

5. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

6. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

7. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

8. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

9. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

10. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

11. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

12. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

13. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

14. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?

15. Can an atheist get insured against acts of God?

16. If a pig loses it voice, is it disgruntled?

17. When someone asks, “A penny for your thoughts” and you put you two cents in…what happens to the other penny.

18. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence.

19. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

20. If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

21. There are three religious truths: Jews do not recognize Jesus. Protestants do not recognize the Pope. And Baptists don’t recognize each other at the package store.

[justinisgood]

I can't believe you guys are still on this post. I'm so over it already. :P

[wendy48088]

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

They need to call another ambulance...

Witness claims ambulance involved in accident did not have its lights or siren on

LOWELL, Mass. -- Four people were rushed to the hospital after an ambulance crashed and flipped over in Lowell.

The crash happened shortly before 3 p.m. at the intersection of Walker and Grove Streets as medical crews were responding to a 911 call.

After colliding with an SUV, the ambulance landed on top of a Ford Mustang.

Trinity Ambulance says two of their EMTS and an EMT student were taken to the hospital, along with a person riding in the SUV.

No one was seriously hurt.

The owner of the Mustang was in his home taking a nap at the time his car was totaled.

Roads in the area were temporarily shut down.

Police have not confirmed the driver of the SUV's claim that the ambulance did not have its lights or siren on.

No tickets have been issued as of Friday morning, and the accident is still under investigation.

[Felicia Katt]

why do they have Interstate's in Hawaii?

FK

[Oli]

why do they have Interstate's in Hawaii?

FK

http://www.amazingfunnypictures.com/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=0

[Felicia Katt]

why do they have Interstate's in Hawaii?

FK

http://www.amazingfunnypictures.com/displayimage.php?album=8&pos=0

LOL

FK

[Oli]

18. “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence.


"Go." is the shortest sentence in the English language.

[Realgirls4me]

why do they have Interstate's in Hawaii?

FK

LOL!


... I've got a Stephen Wright one in mind, but I'll segue into my favorite Berra (Yogisms) quote:

To celebrate a victory one night, several players, among them Yogi, were in the locker room deliberating what restaurant/bar to go to to celebrate their big win. When one player mentioned the name of one popular speakeasy, Yogi reportedly countered: Ooooh, nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

:lol:


Oops, I hope I didn't hijack this thread by doing that?


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