Dirtiest thing you've done with a sexual partner

[Parisien]

Suppose....cleaned up her cream pie.......:)

[Mac_Hine]

Shit in her mouth then face fucked her. And she had full blown aids.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Suppose....cleaned up her cream pie.......:)

Hmm..'Eclair anyone? LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[scorpion]

I have taking cum in my mouth and swallow it many times and I love to cum in a mouth. I dont see that as specialy dirty or filthy. But I know many do.

[Mac_Hine]

Thats gross
Don't fucking judge me. :roll:

[Parisien]

Suppose....cleaned up her cream pie.......:)

What? You sucked it all back out again?

This was a GG........but it was her partners cum........:)..... :twisted:

[Kriss]

:popcorn

[francisfkudrow]

Suppose....cleaned up her cream pie.......:)

What? You sucked it all back out again?

This was a GG........but it was her partners cum........:)..... :twisted:

Wow, that's hot.

[biGGdaDDy*]

i had sex with my gal while she was on her period
no rubber no nothing

i rememebr one night we was looking at a movie and i was laying behind her with my head kinda on her waist--
i made the move---and she was stopping me like ''NO''--

after she told me she was ON IT---i told her ''i didnt care''
she goes ''ARE YOU SERIOUS ??''----i was indeed of course
shorty thereafter she gave in----and it wasnt strange or anything
i LOVE that gal----so it didnt matter

BUT ITS STILL NASTY AS FUKK THO

[MacShreach]

i had sex with my gal while she was on her period


BUT ITS STILL NASTY AS FUKK THO

Nah, that's nothing, done that loads-- spot of extra lube, that's all-- But have you tried cunnilingus on the blot? 8)

I thought not.

It happened like this: I had an argument, well more like an intelligent debate something like this thread, with another guy at our summer job when I was a student, and I told him I was seriously into sticking Big Mac up my girl's pooper tube (hadn't discovered t-girls then.) He was REALLY grossed (naive boy) but then admitted that he liked a good snorf-snorf of the bearded clam when his old lady was cooking up gravy, which I though was kinda gross myself. (The fact that he a had a very luxuriant beard made it even more......macabre.)

But then one night-- after several pints-- I thought, "In the interests of science I really must try this out......" Well my girlfriend then really had no sexual limits, so we did. Regularly.

It's okay, actually. 8) Doesn't taste bad at all. Just remember to wash your chops before you go down the pub afterwards.

[mpcc2004]

i had sex with my gal while she was on her period


BUT ITS STILL NASTY AS FUKK THO

Nah, that's nothing, done that loads-- spot of extra lube, that's all-- But have you tried cunnilingus on the blot? 8)

I thought not.

It happened like this: I had an argument, well more like an intelligent debate something like this thread, with another guy at our summer job when I was a student, and I told him I was seriously into sticking Big Mac up my girl's pooper tube (hadn't discovered t-girls then.) He was REALLY grossed (naive boy) but then admitted that he liked a good snorf-snorf of the bearded clam when his old lady was cooking up gravy, which I though was kinda gross myself. (The fact that he a had a very luxuriant beard made it even more......macabre.)

But then one night-- after several pints-- I thought, "In the interests of science I really must try this out......" Well my girlfriend then really had no sexual limits, so we did. Regularly.

It's okay, actually. 8) Doesn't taste bad at all. Just remember to wash your chops before you go down the pub afterwards.

I had something similar happen. I went down on this girl when I was 15, it was actually my first sexual experience of any kind. The room was dark, I didn't know what I was doing and I was a little drunk. I didn't find out until after I was done that she was on her period. And she didn't actually tell me. I could tell when I went into the bathroom and saw my face in the mirror. I was not very happy about that at all.

[MacShreach]

I was not very happy about that at all.

Aye but what about the girl? LOL

[biGGdaDDy*]

i was eating this one gals' puss from behind

she had her ass in the air
and i remember the bitch farted in my face---LOL
i was like ''wtf''

---but i was so focused on ''fukking her'' that i just chilled out
and kept it going---i held in the laughter---i brought it up to her later on---and she tried to play it off like she didnt remember

they always do....lmao

[MacShreach]

and i remember the bitch farted in my face---LOL
i was like ''wtf''---and she tried to play it off like she didnt remember

they always do....lmao

LOL Now that's funny...I take it you're no stranger to the "pussy fart?"

[TsJennifer]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

[whatsupwithat]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

Ass...load...uhm, like "load" load? Or just a load?

[TsJennifer]

i let him cum in my mouth and i swallowed it....btw he was my bf of 2 yrs so dont keep ur hopes up boys!...lol

[whatsupwithat]

i let him cum in my mouth and i swallowed it....btw he was my bf of 2 yrs so dont keep ur hopes up boys!...lol

Oh. Ok, I thought you were talking about...you know, eating his ass and then eating something else. I was pretty sure you weren't German...

[MrsKellyPierce]

I'd say either what Jennifer done...or letting the guy cum on my face.

[whatsupwithat]

I'd say either what Jennifer done...or letting the guy cum on my face.

There's really only so many places you can cum. :)

[vanished]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

That's insanely hot - did you chew it and savor it? I had this one tgirl (during my insane party days) have me scoop and feed her while we made out. Not my cup of tea but we were wasted - it was hot - particularly when she leaned over and started frenching me, while I kept fisting her.

[whatsupwithat]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

That's insanely hot - did you chew it and savor it? I had this one tgirl (during my insane party days) have me scoop and feed her while we made out. Not my cup of tea but we were wasted - it was hot - particularly when she leaned over and started frenching me, while I kept fisting her.

I rarely say this, but...ewwww, man. that's gross!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I just lost my appetite

[MrsKellyPierce]

I never ate ass in my life lol

[Jericho]

i ate my bf's ass out and I swallowed his load

That's insanely hot - did you chew it and savor it? I had this one tgirl (during my insane party days) have me scoop and feed her while we made out. Not my cup of tea but we were wasted - it was hot - particularly when she leaned over and started frenching me, while I kept fisting her.

Althoug I'm slightly pissed, I'm trying to form a picture in my mind of said situation...

Don't...you'll regret it! :shock:

[whatsupwithat]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation...

[MrsKellyPierce]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation... lol you are just looking to be tickled TO DEATH...I never did that either lol

[whatsupwithat]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation... lol you are just looking to be tickled TO DEATH...I never did that either lol

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished!

[TsJennifer]

ewwwwww

[whatsupwithat]

ewwwwww

ewww...i know.

:puke

ewww...

[MrsKellyPierce]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation... lol you are just looking to be tickled TO DEATH...I never did that either lol

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished! will you stop talking about that!!

[whatsupwithat]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation... lol you are just looking to be tickled TO DEATH...I never did that either lol

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished! will you stop talking about that!!

what? oh...ewwwwww.

[MrsKellyPierce]

I never ate ass in my life lol

see, eating ass and eating shit are two entirely different things...entirely.

ugh. i don't even want to have this conversation... lol you are just looking to be tickled TO DEATH...I never did that either lol

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished! will you stop talking about that!!

what? oh...ewwwwww. lol GRRRRRRR :lol:

[tonkatoy]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :(

[MrsKellyPierce]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :( :lol: :lol: all over a dutch oven?

[tonkatoy]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :( :lol: :lol: all over a dutch oven?


there may have been other issues.......

[Jericho]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :( :lol: :lol: all over a dutch oven?


there may have been other issues.......

They told you the "Dirty Sanchez" was a bad idea! :wink:

[MrsKellyPierce]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :( :lol: :lol: all over a dutch oven?


there may have been other issues.......

They told you the "Dirty Sanchez" was a bad idea! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TJ347]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

[NYTSJulie]

A friend of mine was a dominatrix, and I have seen her do some crazy stuff. Once I was with her and she booked a 2 girl and we got there and he wanted me to shit on him. I was like "WHAT", and this guy was hot, lol. Any attraction I had towards him went right out the window. I said I cant do that but she will as I pointed to my friend and laughed. He said no I want your shit. I was thinking "what the fuck". I didnt think she would say ok, but she did, lol. She told him if he wanted it then to get in the shower and she would stand above him and that afterwords she wasn't going to touch him again. Its wasn't a cute site although I couldn't stop laughing as the guy was dry heaving while she was standing above him in the shower and the stuff was running all over his head. Thank god it was hit house and about 3 minutes after that we left.

Those subs are into some crazy stuff, lol.

[ausbeachstyle]

I ate his head.

[cooper1986]

i like to lick my gf's ass, thats about the nastiest thing ive done and i do it regularly

[LG]

i like to lick my gf's ass, thats about the nastiest thing ive done and i do it regularly


That's nothing. This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute up her pussy.
:lol:

[cooper1986]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

[LG]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

Please don't start putting animals into the scenario.

:puke

[suckseed]

I went down on and fucked a girl that unbeknownst to me had fucked one of my roommates earlier in the night. When we were telling stories the next night (being teenagers, of course there were no secrets), and the truth came out (You fucked Julie? I fucked Julie too!) my friend goes, "So really, it's like you gave me a blow job!" Great. :roll:

I don't really do anything dirty. Never licked a pooper. Shit comes out of there, you know.

[vanished]

all's fair in love and sex...except shit...ugh...i can't get that image out of my head! damn you, vanished!

Sorry!! lol Here are some more extensive acts talked about before. I found it when I searched "blumpkin" - God, I would love to try that - two of my favorite sensations right in the same act! Like a SexTootsie Roll (or that Spootsie Roll?)

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=17198&highlight=blumpkin

[MacShreach]

to me licking your partners ass is about the nastiest thing you can do, not unless you start putting animals in the scenario.

Depends on the girl. A nice CLEAN, SHAVED GG or TG (heavy on the hormones please) anus is a real pleasure to lick; it resists the pressure of your tongue in a more satisfying way than cunt IMO, though cunt has other delights, like the taste--a clean anus tastes of nothing at all--if you got taste in there you got problems!

Licking a man's anus is just too repulsive a concept to contemplate.

Animals? Like sheep? Last week's joke.

[tsmandy]

Those subs are into some crazy stuff, lol.

Damn, I'm starting to get all nostalgic. I miss New York, thanks for the story Julie.

[TJT]

Me and my wife had our own tv show. She was constipated so she hollered at me to come pull it out on camera.

[iloveshemales77]

I gave my ex gf a dutch oven once........


now shes my ex :(

sorry guys, am in here late Q:what's a "dutch oven"? :?

[iloveshemales77]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

ditto and wtf's a blumpkin?

[Azanti]

Ditto on Dutch Oven and Blumpkin, I do not have my Roger Mellie's Profanosarous to hand so someone please explain.

At the risk of sounding like a perve, apart from the poop issue (Or scat as it is better known, and as has been said before that is nothing to do with licking a clean girls arse) this all sounds dreadfully vanilla to me.

Not sure what the dirtyest thing was that I did - one of the hornyest was probably a 3 some with two GG's both of whom were bi, fucking one up the ass while she fucked the other with a strap on was pretty cool, and then that was reversed.

Double fucking another girl.

Anything to do with Scat (Major ewwwwwwwww) Animals, Underage, or real pain are all BIG NO NO's for me.

As long as both (or more) are all having fun, most other things are cool with me.

[Jericho]

Ditto on Dutch Oven and Blumpkin

Dutch Oven - Farting and pulling the covers over her head - Classy move :lol:

Blumpkin:

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=17198&highlight=blumpkin

[iloveshemales77]

[quote]Ditto on Dutch Oven and Blumpkin

Dutch Oven - Farting and pulling the covers over her head - Classy move :lol:

Blumpkin:

http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=17198&highlight=blumpkin[/quote

Jericho, that thread had me in stitches!

[moose146]

My ex girlfriend was a great girl BUT a dud in the bedroom however one night we were 69 posistion and i slipped a finger in her arse which she always said she didnt like but seemed to make her cum quickly any how she slid her finger in my arse which i loved and ever since then it had been done on many occasions. My new gf is a nymph and is great however when i mentioned to her about it she said that she had heard how some guys like it but l cant seem to get her to do it im allowed to do it to her

[ToyBoy6669]

I had a girl use her 8 inch long 2 inch wide dildo in me and suck me off while her sister had a dinner party just down the hall

[qeuqheeg222]

gave my tg girlfriend a jack daniels enema..which she complained that it burnd like hell and that she was mad cuz her pint was wasted..however,twenty seconds later and a few steps to the bedroom proved her wrong-she could barely walk and fell on the bed where i topped her for a good hour in the whiskey scented ass!!oh i got stories...

[qeuqheeg222]

i used a 20 oz. empty water bottle with the sports cap for the enema...you the kind you can squirt.....we got the idea from some old queen in new orleans,who had her day in the 70's and wine and hardboiled egg enemas were all the rage back then according to her...

[slikrickdalicka]

I have taking cum in my mouth and swallow it many times and I love to cum in a mouth. I dont see that as specialy dirty or filthy. But I know many do.


i wold like to try taking a tg cum in my mouth but i am afraid

[SarahG]

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[vanished]

I have taking cum in my mouth and swallow it many times and I love to cum in a mouth. I dont see that as specialy dirty or filthy. But I know many do.


i wold like to try taking a tg cum in my mouth but i am afraid

I've had buckets and so far, still standing. The first time was a veritible ritual as my darling Melanie from years ago had gotten done topping me while her tgf fed me and I retired to the kitchen. Her tgf came in and said "she's not done with you" and I returned was summoned to my knees, dutifully knelt and she began bruskly jacking her clit. It took forever and I remember how frightened I was - then it came, glop after glop and I was shccked to feel my mouth drop open and tongue lol out. There it was - the pearls of wisdom. And I lapped her stick after and remember the thick, rich, creamy beauty of it as I pressed it against the roof of my mouth, savoring......cum is a delight. But be careful out there - if your girly girl is covered by more bumps than a log on the forest floor...demur and jack her.

I think those are my two worst - but I've been involved in myriad public displays of pornography but they don't count - except to the tepid community outside our cool crew.

[TJT]

gave my tg girlfriend a jack daniels enema..which she complained that it burnd like hell and that she was mad cuz her pint was wasted..however,twenty seconds later and a few steps to the bedroom proved her wrong-she could barely walk and fell on the bed where i topped her for a good hour in the whiskey scented ass!!oh i got stories...


Be careful,that's a good way to get alcohol poisoning.

[Jericho]

i used a 20 oz. empty water bottle with the sports cap for the enema...you the kind you can squirt.....we got the idea from some old queen in new orleans,who had her day in the 70's and wine and hardboiled egg enemas were all the rage back then according to her...

wine and hardboiled egg enemas ?

[MacShreach]

wine and hardboiled egg enemas were all the rage back then according to her...

wine and hardboiled egg enemas ?

WHOLE hardboiled eggs? Dang that even beats those ping-pong ball guns......Watch that ricochet, Elmer......

[trannybanger]

in goes hard boiled eggs... out comes egg salad sandwiches.

[MacShreach]

in goes hard boiled eggs... out comes egg salad sandwiches.

:shock:

[Jericho]

in goes hard boiled eggs... out comes egg salad sandwiches.

:shock:

Right...Think i'll skip the buffet!

[qeuqheeg222]

this other tg "wife" that i had for 5years used to really like golden showers from me...she would get rock hard if i pee-d on her!!!once while fuckin her i started to pee in her booty!!

[ottorocket]

I personally don't have much dirt to tell, just the ordinary sex type things...cumming in her ass and letting the 3rd menage partner lick it up sorta thing...

But a friend of mine met this chick at Black Anus one night, got so drunk and horny he met her after the place closed, yet was so drunk he didn't know he had passed out and shit and pissed himself in the car. He wakes up to her call and meets her in the parking lot where she hops in and proceeds to give him a blow job to completion. He never warned her of the mess lurking inches away from her mouth, and funny thing is she never said a thing about his hygiene.

[geekman33]

I had an ex GF who was a nymph...More than a few times I emptied my bladder in her ass and she held it there until I told her she could relieve herself. She also loved to empty hers while she was riding my face and I LOVED it...don't knock it 'till you've tried it :)

[FiremanforTS]

One of my girlfriends was a mortician in a funeral home. Yep.......no lie, 23 and quite attractive. One night I came bye to pick her up and we ended up fucking right there in the room with the deaders.

No necro type stuff....but it was dirty.

8) [/i]

[crayons]

I once let a guy finger me on a tourist bus in Hawaii while we sat in the back seat. This may not seem at all dirty, but I pissed myself and he drank it to make sure I didn't flood the bus. True story.

[geekman33]

I once let a guy finger me on a tourist bus in Hawaii while we sat in the back seat. This may not seem at all dirty, but I pissed myself and he drank it to make sure I didn't flood the bus. True story.

EXACTLY what I would have done :)

[suckseed]

This is why I love Crayons!

[arnie666]

Well the only thing I have done which is rather odd is one time I was going down on a girlfriend and she farted right in my face . For some reason It seriously turned me on. I think the whole animalistic side of it and how someone so cute (she was very) could do something like that.

She noticed too and we did it on a few more occasions.Iam not into scat or anything but just something about that whole thing. Never done it with any other girls as most would think it is a bit weird.




:D glad this forum is anonoymous

[62des]

I'd just like to add my two cents here. Everyone that I've read that has had their partner's cum in their mouth and spits it out, there's no point. STD's are carried inside sperm and swallowing the sperm is just as, if not, more safe than spitting the sperm out. The object is to get rid of the sperm. STD's are immediately killed once you swallow, by the digestive enzymes so if you're letting a TS cum in your mouth, and don't know the other person's STD status, you might as well swallow because sptting won't do any better since when you spit, there's still a little left in your mouth, so swallowing would be best. The whole point of being safe is terminated anyhow the minute you decided to let them cum in your mouth. STD's get into microscopic sores in your mouth so don't think because you spit it or swallowed it, you're safe because the damage would've already been done. I read this from researching on google some time ago. I found it amazing how most of you thought swallowing weren't safer than spitting.

[Tomfurbs]

I pulled her pigtails then ran away sniggering...

[socal_thongboy]

I'd just like to add my two cents here. Everyone that I've read that has had their partner's cum in their mouth and spits it out, there's no point. STD's are carried inside sperm and swallowing the sperm is just as, if not, more safe than spitting the sperm out. The object is to get rid of the sperm. STD's are immediately killed once you swallow, by the digestive enzymes so if you're letting a TS cum in your mouth, and don't know the other person's STD status, you might as well swallow because sptting won't do any better since when you spit, there's still a little left in your mouth, so swallowing would be best. The whole point of being safe is terminated anyhow the minute you decided to let them cum in your mouth. STD's get into microscopic sores in your mouth so don't think because you spit it or swallowed it, you're safe because the damage would've already been done. I read this from researching on google some time ago. I found it amazing how most of you thought swallowing weren't safer than spitting.

Oh here we go. Pass the popcorn please.

[62des]

lol what does that suppose to mean?

[CaptainGeech]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

[Rod la Rod]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

OK somebody has too much time on their hands to make up these stupid names. I believe the more accurate term for an "angry dragon" would be "assault and battery".

[Vala_TS]

I got a blumpkin once from my ex. On an unrelated note, can anybody tell me what an "Angry Dragon" is?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+dragon

Seems to be a good place to find out things of this nature.

OK somebody has too much time on their hands to make up these stupid names. I believe the more accurate term for an "angry dragon" would be "assault and battery".

What kind of act is that? "Angry dragon"? Sounds stupid. And sounds like a reason that your parter would leave you.

Vala,

[Lord Goatse]

Lord Goatse has little to add to this thread.

Other than to add that a 'Dutch Sauna' is the technical term for a Dutch Oven with follow-through.

And also that being arse-fucked by a polar bear hurts.

[arnie666]

Well the only thing I have done which is rather odd is one time I was going down on a girlfriend and she farted right in my face . For some reason It seriously turned me on. I think the whole animalistic side of it and how someone so cute (she was very) could do something like that.

She noticed too and we did it on a few more occasions.Iam not into scat or anything but just something about that whole thing. Never done it with any other girls as most would think it is a bit weird.




:D glad this forum is anonoymous

So now you're into fart sniffing? How nice for you... :lol:

M8 yes but Iam selective. I wouldn't put my nose to any girls butthole you know. No swamp donkeys for example.

So If I sniff a girls farts she knows she is really special :D

[werwt22]

Well let's see. I've pissed on someone...they've pissed on me.

I tried the scat thing and moved out of the way before it hit me LOL. I chickened out and couldnt stand the smell either so that was a no-go.

I've farted in someones mouth while they licked my ass and made theyre cheeks expand LOL. She was into it what can I say.

Masturbated in countless places....you name it I've done it there LOL.

I was drunk and licked a shitty ass b/c I couldnt smell it and couldnt tell and was drunk =D.

Had my ass licked after a dump.

Ass-to-Mouth. Not my ass btw.

Haven tried this yet but this girl wants me to throw-up on her.

And btw all these nasty things occurred with me and my gf not some random person.

[TheOne1]

mud fucked a girl in my septic tank

[rvince]

I've licked her hemoroids :-)

[geekman33]

Well let's see. I've pissed on someone...they've pissed on me.

I tried the scat thing and moved out of the way before it hit me LOL. I chickened out and couldnt stand the smell either so that was a no-go.

I've farted in someones mouth while they licked my ass and made theyre cheeks expand LOL. She was into it what can I say.

Masturbated in countless places....you name it I've done it there LOL.

I was drunk and licked a shitty ass b/c I couldnt smell it and couldnt tell and was drunk =D.

Had my ass licked after a dump.

Ass-to-Mouth. Not my ass btw.

Haven tried this yet but this girl wants me to throw-up on her.

And btw all these nasty things occurred with me and my gf not some random person.

Agreed, While I've had more than a few gratifying golden showers episodes (all with GGs) I could never tolerate scat. It smeels like shit for chrissakes....the very thought repulses me...and I'm not easily repulsed!!!