View Full Version : Will someone please be Kelly's BF?
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 03:56 AM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
If I honestly was looking to get in another relationship it wouldn't be on this forum, especially when this forum is geared at sex and escorts.
Irisheyes
05-07-2007, 04:03 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:04 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid...... lol who are you?
Irisheyes
05-07-2007, 04:06 AM
the man of your dreams im afaid :(
poor you.
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:07 AM
the man of your dreams im afaid :(
poor you. lol Nah I saw your body pic in the Hottest body contest...
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:09 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:13 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.Well you're in luck. I hear they have a million and one recipes for the lumpy lil' brown buggers. Irisheyes, can you season hashbrowns properly? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but he isn't my type
BeardedOne
05-07-2007, 04:13 AM
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......
Hey, this is how Kevin Smith referred to his future wife in his lecture tour, so watch out! :shock:
And don't dis Urkel, the guy drove a Messersmidt. :D
Irisheyes
05-07-2007, 04:16 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.i also work on a farm that grows leprechauns...they grow from potatoe skins planted in the ground... im working on a way to grow tranny leprechauns, hasnt worked out yet.... i feel they will be huge in the states though.
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:17 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.i also work on a farm that grows leprechauns...they grow from potatoe skins planted in the ground... im working on a way to grow tranny leprechauns, hasnt worked out yet.... i feel they will be huge in the states though. :lol: :lol:
Irisheyes
05-07-2007, 04:18 AM
Kelly stop laughing at my posts...im not suppossed to like you!! lol
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 04:25 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.Well you're in luck. I hear they have a million and one recipes for the lumpy lil' brown buggers. Irisheyes, can you season hashbrowns properly? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but he isn't my typeWell I tried. He's a little fussy for someone who lives in Ireland, I'd daresay. :?
What about Scottland? That MacScratch guy? Oh, that's right. It's Sunday night. I think he's ironing his skirt and cleaning the spit out of his bagpipes. I KEED! I KEED! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
wendy48088
05-07-2007, 04:42 AM
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MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 05:24 AM
Okay I'm starting to get private messages now!
THIS IS NOT REAL and NOT NEEDED lol SO PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T FIT THE CRITERIA!
Azanti
05-07-2007, 05:49 AM
Kelly will not need to look far for love, it will come and find her, of that I am sure.
I know one thing, for all the BS on here about her, she is one kind and caring person, I know.
MrsKellyPierce
05-07-2007, 06:09 AM
Kelly will not need to look far for love, it will come and find her, of that I am sure.
I know one thing, for all the BS on here about her, she is one kind and caring person, I know. awe thanks sweety
francisfkudrow
05-07-2007, 07:07 AM
Well, can we relocate her to Pennsylvania? If yes, I'll volunteer. ;-)
TJ347
05-07-2007, 07:07 AM
And here I thought Urkel drove an Isetta...
Vala_TS
05-07-2007, 08:28 PM
Don't get your hopes of us this happening, people. Her chatter and craziness would probably just make the poor guy kill himself!
Anyway, I heard she's moving to Illinois now. More of a happening place as far as transexuals are related than Kentucky.
Vala,
Vala_TS
05-07-2007, 08:30 PM
Well, can we relocate her to Pennsylvania? If yes, I'll volunteer. ;-)
I say, relocate her to the moon so we'll never hear from her again!
Vala,
xfiver
05-07-2007, 08:34 PM
I say, relocate her to the moon so we'll never hear from her again!
Vala,
Haven't you heard? She's been there done that. It's in her list of accomplishments.
Vala_TS
05-07-2007, 08:35 PM
I say, relocate her to the moon so we'll never hear from her again!
Vala,
Haven't you heard? She's been there done that. It's in her list of accomplishments.
No, I must have missed that one!
Vala,
Balcanoid
05-07-2007, 08:47 PM
Well, can we relocate her to Pennsylvania? If yes, I'll volunteer. ;-)
I say, relocate her to the moon so we'll never hear from her again!
Vala,
Vala, let me remind you:
radio waves travel at the speed of light, it takes one second to get to the Moon and one back. That makes it two. (I`m so smart..)
There a great amount of radio/computing equipment over there and broadband flow is much more bigger than on Earth.
That means it wouldn`t do any regress to Kelly`s posting here, maybe only 2 seconds slower by post...
francisfkudrow
05-07-2007, 08:58 PM
Don't get your hopes of us this happening, people. Her chatter and craziness would probably just make the poor guy kill himself!
Anyway, I heard she's moving to Illinois now. More of a happening place as far as transexuals are related than Kentucky.
Vala,
I like crazy! Bring her up here to Pennsylvania.
xfiver
05-07-2007, 08:59 PM
i found this pic on the NASA website, I'll never doubt her again!
thickbunns
05-07-2007, 09:02 PM
i found this pic on the NASA website, I'll never doubt her again!
I usually don't post in these kinds of threads...but...THAT'S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE!
Irisheyes
05-07-2007, 09:02 PM
aaaaahhahah!
matqc20
05-07-2007, 09:40 PM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.i also work on a farm that grows leprechauns...they grow from potatoe skins planted in the ground... im working on a way to grow tranny leprechauns, hasnt worked out yet.... i feel they will be huge in the states though.
Haha this made me laugh out loud so hard i nearly pissed myself.
Btw wtf is up with this post?
xfiver
05-07-2007, 10:23 PM
Btw wtf is up with this post?
Kelly = Lying attention whore
Arianna = Ball busting hardcore bitch
The two together = this thread.
matqc20
05-07-2007, 10:26 PM
hmm ok but they should be arguying in private or something... this forum already has enough hate as it is and it don't need this bullshit.
suckseed
05-07-2007, 10:27 PM
I want a three way with Ari and Kelly.
Ari might have to be tied to the bed though.
lisaparadise
05-07-2007, 11:06 PM
Kelly will not need to look far for love, it will come and find her, of that I am sure.
I know one thing, for all the BS on here about her, she is one kind and caring person, I know.dunno what this dudes been smokin but i sure could use some lol
xfiver
05-07-2007, 11:10 PM
Kelly will not need to look far for love, it will come and find her, of that I am sure.
I know one thing, for all the BS on here about her, she is one kind and caring person, I know.dunno what this dudes been smokin but i sure could use some lol
I have an idea...
wolfhound
05-07-2007, 11:28 PM
your such a daft cunt Arianna. Slag off who you want but keep your mouth shut about my country. Ok luv????
lisaparadise
05-07-2007, 11:39 PM
Kelly will not need to look far for love, it will come and find her, of that I am sure.
I know one thing, for all the BS on here about her, she is one kind and caring person, I know.dunno what this dudes been smokin but i sure could use some lol
I have an idea...omfg thats like the best pix i ever seen.,,.., too funny
LTR_Seeker
05-07-2007, 11:46 PM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies.
Azanti
05-07-2007, 11:46 PM
I don't smoke.
francisfkudrow
05-08-2007, 12:14 AM
I want a three way with Ari and Kelly.
Ari might have to be tied to the bed though.
That would be weird.
scorpion
05-08-2007, 12:30 AM
I THINK KELLY IS VERY CUTE AND I THINK ARIANNA IS A SWEETHEART...YOU GUYS MISUNDERSTAND BOTH THESE GIRLS THEY ARE HURTING NO ONE, LET THEM LIVE!!....IM TAKEN ( I HAVE A TS WIFE ) AND I DONT CHEAT BUT IF I WAS SINGLE I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......ESPECIALLY YOU FREAKS WHO POST PICS OF THE JAILHOUSE LOOKING BEASTS I SEE YA POSTING ON HERE......AND THE HATE OF ARIANNA IS ASSININE AS WELL, SHE IS A SWEETHEART , I HAVE TALKED TO HER A FEW TIMES, SHE IS HARMLESS.....GO LOOK FOR BIG DICKS THEN MAE AN ASS OF YOUR SELF AND WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA GET YOUR PETHETIC LIPS AROUND THAT.....AND PAY FOR IT TOO....WHO IS THE REAL PETHETIC SOUL HERE.....YOU HATERS!!!!!
Perfect Mega. :wink:
xfiver
05-08-2007, 12:37 AM
I THINK KELLY IS VERY CUTE AND I THINK ARIANNA IS A SWEETHEART...YOU GUYS MISUNDERSTAND BOTH THESE GIRLS THEY ARE HURTING NO ONE, LET THEM LIVE!!....IM TAKEN ( I HAVE A TS WIFE ) AND I DONT CHEAT BUT IF I WAS SINGLE I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......ESPECIALLY YOU FREAKS WHO POST PICS OF THE JAILHOUSE LOOKING BEASTS I SEE YA POSTING ON HERE......AND THE HATE OF ARIANNA IS ASSININE AS WELL, SHE IS A SWEETHEART , I HAVE TALKED TO HER A FEW TIMES, SHE IS HARMLESS.....GO LOOK FOR BIG DICKS THEN MAE AN ASS OF YOUR SELF AND WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA GET YOUR PETHETIC LIPS AROUND THAT.....AND PAY FOR IT TOO....WHO IS THE REAL PETHETIC SOUL HERE.....YOU HATERS!!!!!
damn, dude...why you yellin'?
Who's hatin? If I hate someone, I say "I hate you". I haven't heard anyone say that. Otherwise it's all good clean fun.
xfiver
05-08-2007, 12:45 AM
I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......
You're right - I would.
And I just have to add...while I don't hate you, I do think you sound retarded.
Spell check + proofreading + caps lock = appearance of forum intelligence
MrsKellyPierce
05-08-2007, 12:50 AM
I THINK KELLY IS VERY CUTE AND I THINK ARIANNA IS A SWEETHEART...YOU GUYS MISUNDERSTAND BOTH THESE GIRLS THEY ARE HURTING NO ONE, LET THEM LIVE!!....IM TAKEN ( I HAVE A TS WIFE ) AND I DONT CHEAT BUT IF I WAS SINGLE I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......ESPECIALLY YOU FREAKS WHO POST PICS OF THE JAILHOUSE LOOKING BEASTS I SEE YA POSTING ON HERE......AND THE HATE OF ARIANNA IS ASSININE AS WELL, SHE IS A SWEETHEART , I HAVE TALKED TO HER A FEW TIMES, SHE IS HARMLESS.....GO LOOK FOR BIG DICKS THEN MAE AN ASS OF YOUR SELF AND WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA GET YOUR PETHETIC LIPS AROUND THAT.....AND PAY FOR IT TOO....WHO IS THE REAL PETHETIC SOUL HERE.....YOU HATERS!!!!! Awe thanks Mega sweety.
crayons
05-08-2007, 01:12 AM
I think Kelly Shore would make any prisoner very happy. Someone should get her an inmate for a penpal and she can spend all her time formulating rigmarole talk with him.
Irisheyes
05-08-2007, 01:21 AM
your such a daft cunt Arianna. Slag off who you want but keep your mouth shut about my country. Ok luv????
chill a chara, count to ten, take a hit from that big plastic cock up there and lie down for a bit.... free speech and all that jazz.
MrsKellyPierce
05-08-2007, 01:23 AM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
scorpion
05-08-2007, 01:25 AM
I THINK KELLY IS VERY CUTE AND I THINK ARIANNA IS A SWEETHEART...YOU GUYS MISUNDERSTAND BOTH THESE GIRLS THEY ARE HURTING NO ONE, LET THEM LIVE!!....IM TAKEN ( I HAVE A TS WIFE ) AND I DONT CHEAT BUT IF I WAS SINGLE I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......ESPECIALLY YOU FREAKS WHO POST PICS OF THE JAILHOUSE LOOKING BEASTS I SEE YA POSTING ON HERE......AND THE HATE OF ARIANNA IS ASSININE AS WELL, SHE IS A SWEETHEART , I HAVE TALKED TO HER A FEW TIMES, SHE IS HARMLESS.....GO LOOK FOR BIG DICKS THEN MAE AN ASS OF YOUR SELF AND WRITE ABOUT HOW YOU WANNA GET YOUR PETHETIC LIPS AROUND THAT.....AND PAY FOR IT TOO....WHO IS THE REAL PETHETIC SOUL HERE.....YOU HATERS!!!!!
damn, dude...why you yellin'?
Who's hatin? If I hate someone, I say "I hate you". I haven't heard anyone say that. Otherwise it's all good clean fun.
No..He always write like this.. :wink:
Kriss
05-08-2007, 01:25 AM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
I think he is implying that they "bat for the other team" as it were
MrsKellyPierce
05-08-2007, 01:26 AM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
I think he is implying that they "bat for the other team" as it were Oh hush Krisstopher or I'll kick you in your bloody wanker lol
xfiver
05-08-2007, 01:57 AM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/m_4b5cbf61f24ef0b74115099c4651ffac.jpg<------------speaking of not real
You KNOW you got no boobies! Why you tryin' to play like that?
AGAIN?
I THINK MS KELLY WOULD MAKE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND TO ANY GUY....YOU HATE BUT I BET IF YOU WERE ALONE IN A ROOM WITH HER YOU WOULD BE CALLING HER NAMES......
You're right - I would.
And I just have to add...while I don't hate you, I do think you sound retarded.
Spell check + proofreading + caps lock = appearance of forum intelligence
You know, I still haven't figured out why all caps posts are a trend here (and a couple other forums)...
specialk
05-08-2007, 02:05 AM
I'm sure she'll make it worth your while. Whudda'ya say?
id rather let my penis soak in battery acid......See this, Kelly? We've got a poetic funnyman on our hands here. And I bet he needs a nice girl to bring home to his family. He also lives in Ireland. Do you like eating potatoes and getting drunk by any chance? lol Arianna I don't drink but I love potatoes pretty much everyway they are made.Well you're in luck. I hear they have a million and one recipes for the lumpy lil' brown buggers. Irisheyes, can you season hashbrowns properly? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: but he isn't my typeWell I tried. He's a little fussy for someone who lives in Ireland, I'd daresay. :?
What about Scottland? That MacScratch guy? Oh, that's right. It's Sunday night. I think he's ironing his skirt and cleaning the spit out of his bagpipes. I KEED! I KEED!
Fuck Kelly....Arianna is the girl for me!! I laughed so hard on this post Pepsi came out my nose!!!!
MrsKellyPierce
05-08-2007, 02:39 AM
your such a daft cunt Arianna. Slag off who you want but keep your mouth shut about my country. Ok luv????Oh, fuck you and "your" country, you thin-skinned a-hole. Get real. They were jokes, you big homo. Newsflash!: The whole thread was a joke, genius! So stop taking yourself and some little patch of real estate so fucking seriously. If you had any real sense of pride, you'd show your face here instead of foaming at the mouth over "your" country. Jerkoff. :lol: :lol:
MrsKellyPierce
05-08-2007, 03:31 AM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/m_4b5cbf61f24ef0b74115099c4651ffac.jpg<------------speaking of not real
You KNOW you got no boobies! Why you tryin' to play like that?
AGAIN? If it's real or if it's fake...WHO CARES..If I look like SHREK in a wig or if I look like PAM ANDERSON WHO CARES!
I walk out my door everyday as who I feel inside, and thats all that matters!
Tanuki
05-08-2007, 03:41 AM
kelly wins
MacShreach
05-08-2007, 04:01 AM
kelly wins
Hands down.
TJ347
05-08-2007, 05:09 AM
I suppose no one should care, but I do so tire of these continuous trips through the "Land of Make Believe". If I posted a pic of "myself" that was obviously a pic of Brad Pitt, photoshopped to replace his head with mine, everyone here would call me on it... so I do see xfiver's point. Too well, in fact. But anyway...
Felicia Katt
05-08-2007, 06:13 AM
If it's real or if it's fake...WHO CARES..If I look like SHREK in a wig or if I look like PAM ANDERSON WHO CARES!
I walk out my door everyday as who I feel inside, and thats all that matters!
kelly u look hot in ur avatar!
Awe thanks miss!!
I think Jennifer might care that she paid you a compliment you didn't deserve and you didn't even have the grace to tell her that it wasn't really you. I know I cared when that happened to me before.
FK
NYTSJulie
05-08-2007, 11:33 AM
Kelly got titties.............wow I am impressed, the photo-shop skills are improving.
xfiver
05-08-2007, 12:20 PM
Kelly will go with men who have jean claude bodies most " real men" dont have those bodies. lol "real men" as if someone that has that body isn't "real"
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/m_4b5cbf61f24ef0b74115099c4651ffac.jpg<------------speaking of not real
You KNOW you got no boobies! Why you tryin' to play like that?
AGAIN? If it's real or if it's fake...WHO CARES..If I look like SHREK in a wig or if I look like PAM ANDERSON WHO CARES!
I walk out my door everyday as who I feel inside, and thats all that matters!
If only I could cultivate the confidence you derive from deception and identity theft. Only then could true bliss be achieved. Wax on wax off!
suckseed
05-08-2007, 12:26 PM
One thing about that pic - it shows that K will look great when she gets her new headlights. What should a girl do to prepare for them, anything?
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