Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days

[corbomite]

By SANDY COHEN, AP Entertainment Writer
12 minutes ago



LOS ANGELES - A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress' famous high life

Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will not be allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or any electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.

The judge ruled that she was in violation of the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case

I'm very sorry and from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything. I'm sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all," she told the judge before he announced the sentence.

She was then ordered to report to a women's jail in suburban Lynwood on the set date or face 90 days behind bars.

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton's mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Paris Hilton was among a series of witnesses who took the stand during the hearing. She maintained she was unaware her license was suspended and thought she was allowed to drive for work purposes.

[Marinus]

45 years would have been better!

[BeardedOne]

She maintained she was unaware her license was suspended and thought she was allowed to drive for work purposes.

Perhaps this was true. But to stick to the letter, she'd have to actually =work= at some point. :wink:

[tsntx]

45 years would have been better!

CO-SIGN

[Felicia Katt]

46 days to the Paris Hilton Surveillance Camera Lesbian Sex video.

Operators are standing by :)

FK

[corbomite]

46 days to the Paris Hilton Surveillance Camera Lesbian Sex video.

Operators are standing by :)

FK

I`d hit it, hit it good. Wouldn`t you`s ? ;-)

[Coroner]

she looks like a tennis racquet

[suckseed]

aww...

[chefmike]

Whatever...but why haven't the slutty, drunken Bush twins been locked up for their various infractions of the law...and why wasn't their slimy mother Laura locked up for the hit-and-run that she committed while still in high school?

[Felicia Katt]

Chef, the only Bush that should be part of this thread is the one showing in that pink dress picture :)

FK

[corbomite]

Her feet are a crime. She should be charged malice for wearing open toe shoes.



Those cameltoes look alright to me ;-)

It`s her freakish middle toes on her feet that make me go, Ewww

[suckseed]

The Onion had that story...

Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling

[Quinn]

I'd throw Paris a good shagging, even if she is a blonde. She may be so stupid and shallow that it's frightening, but she has some truly striking features. Mmmmmmm..........objectification.

-Quinn

[suckseed]

WHAT is wrong with this girl's pussy? :shock:

[qeuqheeg222]

get her outtta here..please...please..and she would fail a foot check by some queens standards..."girl them toes is just too manly hangin off the egde"..

[Felicia Katt]

WHAT is wrong with this girl's pussy? :shock:

He stole an election and mislead the country into a disastrous war?

oh, you meant her other bush. my bad LOL

meow

FK

[BigTime]

she looks like a tennis racquet

HA! That was funny!

[vanished]

She looks like a hot boi - we should throw her pics on that other hot thread! TG Racquet!

[bucatini70]

only chef can turn every post into something about Bush ....geez talk about single minded persistence lol can't wait for Bush to be out of office just to see what else he can talk about!

[BeardedOne]

only chef can turn every post into something about Bush ....geez talk about single minded persistence lol can't wait for Bush to be out of office just to see what else he can talk about!

Gawd help us if the next CinC is named Dick, Peter, or Cucci. :lol:

And y'know, in that horrible feet pic of Paris, I never noticed those =other= ten toes, just the one she was showing off. :twisted:

[specialk]

Her feet are a crime. She should be charged malice for wearing open toe shoes.

http://www.hungangels.com/board/files/hilton_153_168.jpg

I haven't gotten to the shoes yet..........It's the choke hold on the beaver that she should be locked up for!!!

[chefmike]

geez talk about single minded persistence

Thanks, spaghettini. I thought that it was very clever, also... :P

And one more thing, slick...both you, and bush, can fuck off...

[chefmike]

I'd throw Paris a good shagging, even if she is a blonde. She may be so stupid and shallow that it's frightening, but she has some truly striking features. Mmmmmmm..........objectification.

-Quinn

I find Paris to very shaggable. But she is so annoying that I would have to put it in the grudgefuck category.

[Vala_TS]

Wow, no "Community service"? Amazing.

Vala,

[gimmeurblood]

this almost makes up for the O.J. thing