The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man.............

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Heard this one earlier at the gas station..........

chick says to the guy in her passenger seat that she likes him as a friend and that she cherishes their friendship. I just looked at her and shook my head and she smirked.

I know dude was crushed, I just drove off in disgust.

[Realgirls4me]

The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man...


Yeah, what you witnessed can hurt, Johnnie, but so does this one:


"That's okay ... it happens to the best of them"




:lol:

[Tail Gunner]

Yeah... the "cherished friendship" line can be a deadly strike.
Along with "I like you too much to ruin our friendship"

[JANIRA]

The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man...
SORRY BABY, BUT YOUR DICK IS JUST TOO SMALL!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man...




"That's okay ... it happens to the best of them"




:lol:

I disagree at least he got some pussy

[stillies77]

I dont have time for a boyfriend right now sucks too...especially when the next week HEY THEY HAVE A BOYFRIEND...love that.

[blckhaze]

the Friend Zone is a bitch. i'll take being called small over the FZ anyday

[hwbs]

the Friend Zone is a bitch. i'll take being called small over the FZ anyday


PREACH ...PREACH ...(snaps fingers) :wink:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

yo that friend shit is a mess, I always feel bad for the guy that's the crying shoulder

[blckhaze]

yo that friend shit is a mess, I always feel bad for the guy that's the crying shoulder



i think we all have had at least one girl put us in the FZ.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I had a fat chick put me in the FZ and I was thankful, broad helped me get through a class in grad school, other than that she was nothing to me

[hwbs]

there is nothing friendly bout the FZ :twisted:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ex's are NEVER good friends

fuckin bitches think they can call you over with your craftsman toolset to fix something and then when you get there you find out the shit was minimal so you have to listen to the 60 minute story about the current muhfucka and how he aint as good as you in bed, and how she never should have left you and then she starts bom chicka wah wah'n and the next thing you know she's askin you to bang her on the......................... know what nevermind

[blckhaze]

ex's are NEVER good friends

fuckin bitches think they can call you over with your craftsman toolset to fix something and then when you get there you find out the shit was minimal so you have to listen to the 60 minute story about the current muhfucka and how he aint as good as you in bed, and how she never should have left you and then she starts bom chicka wah wah'n and the next thing you know she's askin you to bang her on the......................... know what nevermind

man you should write a rant book JWBL.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Hmm..cruelest thing a girl could ever say to a guy?

"You're not my type! Leave me alone." Then she french kiss/grabs/hooks up with your best male friend right infront of you. LOL :lol:

CUNT!!! haha

~Kisses.

HTG

[tonkatoy]

i am really tired of
"If you come any closer you are in violation of my restraining order"

[tsmandy]

i am really tired of
"If you come any closer you are in violation of my restraining order"

......shivers.....

[ausbeachstyle]

"Have I ever told you how great you are in bed?"

Man: No...

"Have a think about that one"...

[TJT]

"Is it in?"

[Realgirls4me]

"Is it in?"

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

LOL! Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!

:D :claps :peanutbutter :rock2

[BADAZZBODY]

How about her not saying noffin at alll..just totally ignore u..after u thinking everything is cool with the sex..and hanging out ..u call she never answer.....u call from different numba and then she like hello,,..then make up some excuse to get off the phone..lol

they say the worst thing u can do to someone is ignore them

[scorpion]

After having sex she say to him: Woaw..I never know I was lesbian.

[Kriss]

The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man...
SORRY BABY, BUT YOUR DICK IS JUST TOO SMALL!!!

:roll: meh.


"Is it in?"

now THAT'S CRUEL!!! :claps


yo that friend shit is a mess, I always feel bad for the guy that's the crying shoulder

well thanks a bunch JWBL, Your sympathy makes it all so much better


Don't forget though, an ex can be a good friend

or a bad FUCK when you get really desparate...........(or she hears that you have a new girl!)


OK, I read you on that, lol, but you wooed her, had her, and it fizzled out, it's good to talk to a girl where there's no mind games going on.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the games have just STARTED mate!

[iloveshemales77]

my ex (she dissed me) is currently trying to put me in the FZ! Keeps calling and texting me. I don't respond. I hate that shit and I hate myself for trying to ignore her...

[Kriss]

my ex (she dissed me) is currently trying to put me in the FZ! Keeps calling and texting me. I don't respond. I hate that shit and I hate myself for trying to ignore her...

see what i mean.....................................GAMES

[iloveshemales77]

see what i mean.....................................GAMES[/quote]

Yup, too right! LOL!!!

[TomSelis]

The cruelest thing a woman can say to a man...
SORRY BABY, BUT YOUR DICK IS JUST TOO SMALL!!!

That's like a FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!! from Mortal Kombat.

[EdelweissFan]

I think Richard Pryor nailed it back in one of his 70s albums:

Guy: "I'm goin' out to get some new pussy!"

Girl: "Ni**er, if you had another inch of dick you'd find some new pussy right here!"

Sorry about using the N word, but that's the way Pryor always did it.

[phxguy]

The cruelest thing a girl can say to a guy is:

"Forget it, your dick won't stay in."

[Quinn]

"Is it in?"

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

Ding!

LOL! Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!

:D :claps :peanutbutter :rock2

Definitely a winner, and the funniest so far.

-Quinn

[wombat33]

Heard this one earlier at the gas station..........

chick says to the guy in her passenger seat that she likes him as a friend and that she cherishes their friendship. I just looked at her and shook my head and she smirked.

I know dude was crushed, I just drove off in disgust.

"I MAXED OUT ANOTHER CREDITCARD HONEY, OH AND I RETURNED THAT COOKBOOK...IT DID NOT WORK. LET'S GO OUT TO DINNER IN THE NEW ARMANI DRESS I BOUGHT TODAY!"

that hurts too.

[CafeNoir]

NO no no no no... the cruelest line has to be:

"What do you mean? of course it's safe..."

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

smh

[BeardedOne]

I've gotten the "I like you as a friend, but..." speech so many times that I'm thinking of making that my first tat.

"Oh, that? It's my friend's butt!"

:lol:

TW ("The Wife") has frequently used the "I like him too much to ruin the friendship" stamp when people ask why we don't date/marry/collaborate/fuck-like-bunnies-on-coke. Her own son posed the question once and after hearing the answer looked at her as though he'd witnessed her putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger twice to be sure. :roll:

I think the best delivery of the "FZ" line was when my partner was wrist-deep in my ass and burst into tears because she "...didn't want to sexualize the friendship...".

:crazy

[Caff_Racer]

I think the best delivery of the "FZ" line was when my partner was wrist-deep in my ass and burst into tears because she "...didn't want to sexualize the friendship..."

Must be hard to think of a suitable riposte in a situaton like that.... :shock:

[scorpion]

This one aint cruel but its true. Four some years ago I have a young female machine student practise on the ship. I guess she was told real early of some in the crew about my sexuall disposition.
Wee was often sitting and talkin she and mee of everything. I like her she was clever and real handy.
One time she asked mee: Do you know what I like best whit you?
You are the only guy here who can ask mee if I want to take a walk on the deck in midle of the night and I can bee sure of that you dont want to do anything more.

[Felicia Katt]

I asked Alec Baldwin. The cruelest thing a woman ever said to him was "I do".

LOL

meow

FK

[BeardedOne]

I think the best delivery of the "FZ" line was when my partner was wrist-deep in my ass and burst into tears because she "...didn't want to sexualize the friendship..."

Must be hard to think of a suitable riposte in a situaton like that.... :shock:

Admitedly, I was in the throes of a multiple O at the time, so I was a bit shy on responses in that moment. :shock:


You are the only guy here who can ask mee if I want to take a walk on the deck in midle of the night and I can bee sure of that you dont want to do anything more.

Oh, gawd, I have heard so many painful variations on that one! :(


I asked Alec Baldwin. The cruelest thing a woman ever said to him was "I do".

Bitch! :P

Wuv you! Muwah! :wink:

[cueball]

How about this one..."Your not as good as your father was!"
:shock:

[vincidog]

She's your GF/wife/SO: "Your dick is bigger than your brother's"....and you thought they had only met once at Mom's last Thanksgiving

[thmack]

happened to me freshman year in high school twice.....

[SexySeeker]

Was just with you to get back at him, hope we can still be friends. (Never happened to me) :D