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MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:09 AM
What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a cadillac
A Giant Cartdeville
Your Penis Packs A wallop
Your Penis Brings A load
And when it makes deliveries
It's needs it's own zipcode
9 double 0 Penis

Your penis is so strong
Your penis so smooth
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I've seen

I promise I'm not lying

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
Oh you got a handsome dick
:wink: :lol:
My body is the movie and your penis is the STAR 8)

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:13 AM
I thought some of the guys would like to hear this, if they never heard it before which I'm sure they have. Cause any good woman will tell their lover theirs is the biggest one they have seen or had lol

BiCuriousGeorge
04-15-2007, 03:13 AM
Didn't Christina Applegate and Cameron Diaz sing that in a movie???

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:15 AM
very nice and yes they did :P and I say that to all my lovers when I'm sucking their dicks lol god baby your cock is so big and beautiful..I think it makes them feel good and telling them how much you enjoy sucking on it lol

BeardedOne
04-15-2007, 03:17 AM
OH...

MY...

GAWD!

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to mouth>

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to crotch>

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to ass>


:lol:

I love the Penis Song! Sung by Chistina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, and Selma Blair in "The Sweetest Thing".

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:18 AM
OH...

MY...

GAWD!

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to mouth>

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to crotch>

Your penis won't fit in here. <Pointing to ass>


:lol:

I love the Penis Song! Sung by Chistina Applegate, Cameron Diaz, and Selma Blair in "The Sweetest Thing". ME TOO

BiCuriousGeorge
04-15-2007, 03:18 AM
I'd love to hear you sing that to me...lol. And of course I would love to sing it to you!

ILuvGurls
04-15-2007, 03:21 AM
:sleep

muhmuh
04-15-2007, 03:21 AM
Cause any good woman will tell their lover theirs is the biggest one they have seen or had lol

and she will always keep 2cm out in the open when she tries deepthroating

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:22 AM
I'd love to hear you sing that to me...lol. And of course I would love to sing it to you! lol

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:23 AM
:sleep you know what fatty mcfat why do you even click on my post if you don't want to read them instead of complaining every five seconds like a woman on pms.

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:24 AM
Cause any good woman will tell their lover theirs is the biggest one they have seen or had lol

and she will always keep 2cm out in the open when she tries deepthroating :lol:

BiCuriousGeorge
04-15-2007, 03:25 AM
oh yeah kelly, i added you on my xpeeps the other day. you have some beautiful pics up on there

MrsKellyPierce
04-15-2007, 03:27 AM
oh yeah kelly, i added you on my xpeeps the other day. you have some beautiful pics up on there Thanks sweety I love all my xpeeps friends they are so good to me lol

tsntx
04-16-2007, 10:59 PM
its "a giant coupe deville"

just to correct ya... i watched the movie in my bf's car on the way back from my vacation in fla.

TGL
04-16-2007, 11:04 PM
For some reason I got to think about this old movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxPHASdoknU

:D

Hara_Juku Tgirl
06-21-2007, 08:49 AM
I love that movie! :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL8FYxtrRj8

LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

TJT
06-21-2007, 09:12 AM
That's when she likes you. Any woman you break up with is immediately going to tell you how little is it,normally by shouting it out in a public place.

I always took the big dick comment to mean about the same as me telling her she gives a great blow job.