Things that annoy me as well...................

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I liked Kelly's idea and didn't want to mess with it so I'm adding my own things in this thread, any guys that want to add to it, feel free..........

1. Broads on hormones that love you one minute then hate you 26 minutes later.....................

look I know the hormones are a bitch, but I didn't tell you to go to the salon and let that butch queen butcher your weave, so don't take that new emotional rage out on me

2. Jealousy over another chick having a conversation with a guy.

if you are running around a club, bar, one of Allanah's parties, etc. and aren't paying me any mind don't come running when the next chick pulls her badonka donk up besides me and begins to chit chat........... you did that to yourself, live with the result

3. Calling another chick a crossdresser when you consider yourself a woman..................

it's just fucked up IMO, maybe they are just starting out, maybe they haven't been as fortunate as you, give them a break

4. LMAO @ this one; approaching a guy because your friend says she heard he had a large schlong................

just say you wanted to see his large schlong, don't make up an excuse, you cock slut

I have more but they are really really bad, so I'll hold off...........

[MrsKellyPierce]

A lot of girls use the hormones and GGS use PMS to be a bitch on purpose but utilize it as a crutch to act as such.

[blckhaze]

Damn, maybe i shouldve brought my bible!!
Church!!!! :P

[MrsKellyPierce]

And the crossdresser one goes into what I was saying that girls that are farther along than others will SOMETIMES (Keyword) get a swelled head and then start calling everyone crossdressers that aren't as far as they are in their transition which come from insecurity.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

A lot of girls use the hormones and GGS use PMS to be a bitch on purpose but utilize it as a crutch to act as such.
GOOD POINT


And the crossdresser one goes into what I was saying that girls that are farther along than others will SOMETIMES (Keyword) get a swelled head and then start calling everyone crossdressers that aren't as far as they are in their transition which come from insecurity.

EXCELLENT POINT
I had to go off on this chick a few minutes ago, she tried to say something about this other chick not realizing that those sideburns she was rocking were resembling http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Five_Deadly_Venoms_screenshot.jpg
one of the members of the 5 deadly venoms

[LTR_Seeker]

I seen it in ts chat im better than youa tgtitude cause i have dolly partons on my chest & bunch of nonsense

[Kriss]

: Things that annoy me as well...................

:claps


I have more but they are really really bad, so I'll hold off...........
I'VE SAID WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH ALREADY!!!!
please don't hold off , IT'S BAD but we need THESE THreads So MUch, Feels like we can't have a "men are shit" kelly or Hara_juku thread without a counterpart "if men were all dogs we would just lick our OWN balls honey" JWBL thread

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

: Things that annoy me as well...................

:claps


I have more but they are really really bad, so I'll hold off...........
I'VE SAID WAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH ALREADY!!!!
please don't hold off , IT'S BAD but we need THESE THreads So MUch, Feels like we can't have a "men are shit" kelly or Hara_juku thread without a counterpart "if men were all dogs we would just lick our OWN balls honey" JWBL thread

lol so be it, just remember I tried to hold em back

5. Getting upset with a guy when you sleep next to another guy nightly.

Don't get mad with one guy you are interested in, or flirting with when you have a significant other in your bed every night of the week. That other guy is NOT YOUR MAN................ no matter what you say to him, no matter what you do for or to him. There is no commitment there and he shouldn't be scolded because of your greed.

6. The "I'll keep him on the side but I dont want anyone else to have him"

This has to sound familiar to at least a few of you dudes. Some chick out there has flirted with you, and she's not really committing, but when she sees you elsewhere tells other chicks that your hers. This isn't specifically a TS thing, it's a woman thing in general. It might tie into something I said earlier, but if it did it needed to be repeated so..............

7. The "would you settle down with me?" bullshit phone conversation.........

Ok let's see. Settling down would require you to STOP ESCORTING, and GET A REGULAR JOB (even if it's bartending). I'll be damned if I come home one day from a long days work and some undercover is parked across the street from my loft waiting on some trick to approach on your behalf.

last but not least for now
my personal favorite
8. I see you at the club with all the girls..................

No you don't idiot, that's your line to any guy that is ½ way decent looking. At the club those type of guys are ALWAYS approached by chicks, they're SUPPOSED TO BE approached by chicks, that's why they're called good lookin, fuckable, child bearing worthy, etc.

[Kriss]

This has to sound familiar to at least a few of you dudes.........

:lol: :lol: :claps :claps :claps :claps :claps :claps :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Fox]

Hahaha... it funny cause it's true! (especially #6)

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

9. Posting ads with 5,6,7 year old pics.

No, post that recent pic of you resembling Ben Stiller at the end of dodgeball..................

[Kriss]

:popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn

[whatsupwithat]

JWBL

Some of those are so spot on...damn, nice show.


Arianna

Your points are valid, too. Although I know nothing about what you and JWBL say to each other, so I withold comment on that.

So, yeah, there a lot of maladjusted guys getting by on learnt behavior. Same with the girls. Many of them don't go to therapy and get most of their "education" from an older "sister" or "mother" who has come before them in the "scene". Not to mention, the many girls who take hormones and get breast implants at a young age without really getting into the psychological aspects of it...only doing it because they will be popular and get more guys.

Yeah, so there's lots of maladjusted people out there. On both sides. No need to make it a he said, she said thing. Gay/straight/trans/bi...idiots in every crowd learning their behaviors from other idiots. Nice to see you, btw. :)

[whatsupwithat]

I'm sure there are girls there who aren't doing this. Go up to them and introduce yourself.

I've yet to meet one. Just had to say that. :)

[Kriss]

JAMIROQUAI? IS THAT YOU?
WHOEVER HE IS, HE LOOKS MIGHTY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF

[whatsupwithat]

JAMIROQUAI? IS THAT YOU?

:claps

[Jasadin]

:lol: too funny;hope this fits

10. Overuse of the term "tranny chaser"

Some of you know damn well that some of your friends are shady tbitches and everyone knows that "birds of a feather flock together".So stop acting surprised when some guy got tired of your particular drama and decided to dig into alternate ass.Besides they knew he was supposed to be your man but fucked him anyway.And now he's a chaser for having sense enough to not get attached and move the hell on to the next chick. :lol:

Note If the heel doesn't fit don't wear it.I'm just talking shite for dramatic effect. :twisted: :lol:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

he's right I don't like him but let's discuss things anyway for the sake of the thread

You "know that hormones are a bitch"? You should really avoid blaming your TS woman troubles on hormones, because there are many well-adjusted TS on them. Not to mention, many TS have levels that are equal to that of GGs. Perhaps its more your own personal issue, due to your limited understanding of the physiological differences between males and ALL females. Do you understand these same phenomenons any better when you're dealing with GG's?

yes I know the hormones are a bitch. I've had several women who have transgendered tell me about their own transitions, it didn't sound pleasant. It's not a personal issue, I've seen chicks at parties or bars be cool one minute then a bathroom visit or a drink later flip out, not once, this is several times. Physiology has nothing to do with this, I chose to speak out on the mindstate of a few individuals I've witnessed firsthand then spoken to privately at a later time and gotten the "oh it's the hormones" line.

and calling a TS a crossdresser because you think her tits aren't big enough is ok? Because that's exactly what you did to me about a month ago. But tell us this: when is it ever ok to call ANY TS a CD? And who should get away with it? You?

You're making this personal........................again. I out of respect for a few of the sympathetic women who have transitioned pleading with me not to argue with you will leave this attempt of a personal attack in the corner where it should be. My point was not given as a male calling a female anything; had you chosen to read what I typed more carefully you might have understood that the statement regarded one TS calling another TS less of a person because she did not have what the other had in some regard.

Maybe take a break from parties then. Clubbing is clubbing, and that's just the nature of ALL club scenes. I'm sure there are girls there who aren't doing this. Go up to them and introduce yourself.

Finally, a decent reply...........................

LMAO @ this one:

How you got from point A:

4. LMAO @ this one; approaching a guy because your friend says she heard he had a large schlong................

just say you wanted to see his large schlong, don't make up an excuse, you cock slut[/quote]

to point B:
And you seek out small-titted girls? Please.

Girls generally don't want guys with little dicks. What's wrong with that? I mean, you shouldn't blame a girl for wanting to suck a nice big cock.

is amazing.........................
1st off you're attempting again to make it a personal attack. You have no idea what type of TS I prefer, attempting to make any assumption based on this board or hearsay from another board/forum is simple minded at best. No one was blaming any woman for wanting a dude with a big "schlong", the statement simply was that a chick should approach a guy wanting to check out his schlong without having to say she needed a referral.

[Quinn]

JAMIROQUAI? IS THAT YOU?

:claps

LMAO..... I can't remember the last time I heard or read a "jamiroquai" reference.

-Quinn

[MrsKellyPierce]

You jerk you stole my spotlight but anyways lol another thing that annoys me

are those men that just keep saying
You're Hot
Thanks
No realy you're hot
Okay thank you
and then they keep going and going untile finally you are like STFU this isn't convo ASSHAT
What they want you to respond with is omg he thinks Im hot now I'll get on all fours and I'll let you fuck me. SORRY FELLAS BUT I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE lol

[werwt22]

11. Taped up breast and wonderbras

So deceiving. Especially if your a breast man. Such a dissapointing feeling when they come off.

[Kriss]

You jerk you stole my spotlight but anyways lol another thing that annoys me

are those men that just keep saying
You're Hot
Thanks
No realy you're hot
Okay thank you
and then they keep going and going untile finally you are like STFU this isn't convo ASSHAT
What they want you to respond with is omg he thinks Im hot now I'll get on all fours and I'll let you fuck me. SORRY FELLAS BUT I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE lol
_______CLICK HERE TO BUY CHEAP VIAGRA NOW_____CLICK HERE TO BUY CHEAP VIAGRA NOW_____CLICK HERE TO , ETC,ETC
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Funny cos it's true, SO SAD but that really is what they think! Basically a lot of guys find a really beautiful woman utterly stupifying, a real knock-out in the true sense, the brain stops working, (something to do with diverting blood to other VITAL ORGANS), they just cannot think of anything else to say except "you're hot"

[MrsKellyPierce]

I know I see it day in and day out and thsoe guys turn me off no matter how good they look. But I would see them as a client and those are the ones that should been seen as a client. They want to use you as their science project. Why not get something in return

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

ASSHAT


ASSHAT?!?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


11. Taped up breast and wonderbras

So deceiving. Especially if your a breast man. Such a dissapointing feeling when they come off.

Agreed........................

could be worse, imagine if some jeans designer made jeans that allowed chicks with sloppy asses to look like they had perfectly shaped buttcheeks

oops too late

[MrsKellyPierce]

Yes thats what I call those men that make asses out of themselves on a day to day basis just by opening their mouths.

[Quinn]

another thing that annoys me are those men that just keep saying

You're Hot
Thanks
No realy you're hot
Okay thank you
and then they keep going and going untile finally you are like STFU this isn't convo ASSHAT
What they want you to respond with is omg he thinks Im hot now I'll get on all fours and I'll let you fuck me. SORRY FELLAS BUT I'M NOT THAT DESPERATE lol


I know I see it day in and day out and thsoe guys turn me off no matter how good they look. But I would see them as a client and those are the ones that should been seen as a client. They want to use you as their science project.

You're hot. Want to come over to my flat and watch the movie Weird Science together?

[whatsupwithat]

Yes thats what I call those men that make asses out of themselves on a day to day basis just by opening their mouths.

You mujst visit Fark.com...or somethingawful.com...huh?

[BeardedOne]

You're hot. Want to come over to my flat and watch the movie Weird Science together?

"What would you little maniacs like to do now?"

[MrsKellyPierce]

Yes thats what I call those men that make asses out of themselves on a day to day basis just by opening their mouths.

You mujst visit Fark.com...or somethingawful.com...huh?no I visit myspace lol

[whatsupwithat]

You're hot. Want to come over to my flat and watch the movie Weird Science together?

"What would you little maniacs like to do now?"

[Quinn]

Damn that's a good pic. I forgot all about that scene.

-Quinn

[MrsKellyPierce]

She was so pretty had the best DSL lips lol

[hwbs]

shes real hot now...did your see her body after the that vh1 celebrity weight loss show... :smoking

[muhmuh]

You're hot. Want to come over to my flat and watch the movie Weird Science together?

i love youre taste in movies
but for a first date id go with bill & teds excellent adventure... the bras on their head scene might creep her out a little

[Quinn]

You're hot. Want to come over to my flat and watch the movie Weird Science together?

i love youre taste in movies
but for a first date id go with bill & teds excellent adventure... the bras on their head scene might creep her out a little

Thanks, muhmuh. I picked the movie Weird Science as a reference to Kelly's statement about guys wanting to use her as a science project. Definitely not my best work in the funny department.

-Quinn

[Kabuki]

First date movie..."Love Actually"...a good romantic comedy.

[muhmuh]

Thanks, muhmuh. I picked the movie Weird Science as a reference to Kelly's statement about guys wanting to use her as a science project. Definitely not my best work in the funny department.

-Quinn

whoops that sublety was lost on me
ill go to hide and feel stupid now

that movie begs a question though
if you wanted to create a ts just for you would you hook up a barbie doll or the magazine with the icbm on it?

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

I'll ask you this one last time here on HA. Why are you still calling me "he", and why don't you like me? I still have no idea what your reasons are, other than perhaps I dislike someone you once had a thing for. If that's not why, then whats it about? None of your friends here seem to feel the same way about me, except for maybe Tom. So what did I ever do to offend you so badly, Johnny? And what makes you think you have any right to call me "he"?

to be honest Arianna I forget you exist until you weakly attempt to reply to one of my threads............

Please don't bring anyone else into this, it's not about friends it's about things that annoy me, right now you're merely an annoyance, I wish they had an antibiotic for you but they don't

[TomSelis]

I'll ask you this one last time here on HA. Why are you still calling me "he", and why don't you like me? I still have no idea what your reasons are, other than perhaps I dislike someone you once had a thing for. If that's not why, then whats it about? None of your friends here seem to feel the same way about me, except for maybe Tom. So what did I ever do to offend you so badly, Johnny? And what makes you think you have any right to call me "he"?

Couldn’t take the blame
Sick with shame
Must be exhausting to lose your own game
Selfishly hated
No wonder you’re jaded
You can’t play the victim this time
And you’re too late

[werwt22]

11. Taped up breast and wonderbras

So deceiving. Especially if your a breast man. Such a dissapointing feeling when they come off.

Agreed........................

could be worse, imagine if some jeans designer made jeans that allowed chicks with sloppy asses to look like they had perfectly shaped buttcheeks

oops too late


LOL So true.

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAO, Tom I think she wants some of your dark meat

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

LMAO @ the inclusion of Seanchai for Arianna support; sir i deleted a few of your posts, the others were deleted when I wasn't even logged on, yet you've persistently blamed me for them. Whatever the case may be here's the fact, you made THIS THREAD a personal issue and it's not, fact of the matter is this has nothing to do with you. I mean if you wanted it to be personal I could add

#13. Men that post up horrible makeup pictures claiming they are women

but there's no need for that, because it has nothing to do with you..................

[arc angel]

:popcorn oh shit this may get good !!!!!

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Arianna, you seriously annoy me; you said earlier in this thread that you disliked someone I was involved with, that was a lie, you were on someone's forum who got banned from here and her pathologically lying ass fooled you and others into believing something that never existed, she's sneaking around this forum now and she can chime in if she wants, but that's another story.......... fact of the matter is [which you can't seem to get through your head] that this thread has NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you took an annoyance about something I stated annoyed me that one transgendered individual would say about another just starting out and you practically ruined a good thread, so I'll do what I've done in my other threads you've hijacked in the past, I'll just delete anything you have to say since it ruins a good thing, problem solved, and AS ALWAYS if you have a gripe to settle you can do what you've never done, message me via yahoo or aim

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

finally

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

Obese chicks that have been BANNED from HA, lying about anything and everything to feel accepted

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

broads that need to use part of Allanah's name as a username to seek some kind of acclaim [my bad i forgot what # we are up to folks]

broads that say they are living large even though the only place they are living large is in their gut

broads that say they are street savvy yet the only thing they could beat with their fists would be 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, & cheese

[Quinn]

Hmmmmmmm.....Could it be:

[JohnnyWalkerBlackLabel]

hehe