Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-10-2007, 11:52 PM
" I Will Survive "
Originally sang by Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When u said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long. That I grew strong. And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream. Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't call you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus) Oh no now I, I will survive, I will survive
Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive,
I will survive... hey hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud. When I saw your
little wiener standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your
ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I am saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go,
Just make a dash
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick, Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting
up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now, Go!
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Lmao :lol:
~Kisses.
HTG
Originally sang by Gloria Gaynor
At first I was afraid, I was petrified, When u said you had 10 inches Lord I almost died, But I'd spent oh so many yrs just waiting for a man that long. That I grew strong. And I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a big mac and you've bought me a French fry, I should have known that it was bullshit, Just a sad pathetic dream. Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans.
Go on now go, Walk out the door, Don't promise me 10 inches then turn up with only 4, Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't call you out,
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size doesn't count.
(Chorus) Oh no now I, I will survive, I will survive
Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life is gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex with a handful of latex, I will survive,
I will survive... hey hey
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud. When I saw your
little wiener standing tall and proud, But to hell with all your
ego's and to hell with all your needs, Now I am saving all my lovin for a cordless multispeed.
Go on now go,
Just make a dash
Last time I saw a prick that small was watching Gladstone run nude
hash, I should have asked for confirmation, Should have asked for
referees, Then I wouldn't have you waving that wee winky thing at me.
Go on now go, Just hit the track, Don't you bring me home no tiddlers, Cos I'll always throw them back, The only thing that I could do with a prick as small as yours, Is to stick it with a tooth pick, Dip it in tomato sauce.
(Chorus)
Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I'm going back to my appliance,
Cos I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny tockley at my door, You'll be counting
up your inches as you pick them off the floor.
Go on now, Go!
__________________________________________________ ___________
Lmao :lol:
~Kisses.
HTG