Anna Nicole's baby daddy

[suckseed]

Sorry - this thread's going to be a real stinker, and there's ain't a transsexual angle to it - or is there? Stay tuned!

But...how in the fuck could three men possibly be the father to this kid?
Was she that big of a ho? What, were they high-fiving each other as one left and the other arrived? That's nasty. No condoms either, presumably.
Yeah, if Anna was Generation Y's Marilyn Monroe, then all I can say is,
How we lower our sights...

Ladies...picture yourselves simultaneously letting these three characters park the pink Mustang in your garage:

[Coroner]

The stinker of Anhalt is a regular guest on German yellow and private television, mostly famous for his diverse affairs. He´s the father of an army, not just Anna Nicole´s baby. He´s got the bucks and that was her sense of life.

[suckseed]

German yellow and private television...you lost me. Splain?

[Jericho]

That was one ugly-arse gang-bang! :shock:

[suckseed]

The middle guy's hair and circles under his eyes make him look like a latter day Kato Kaelin. That frosted-blonde soap star cut is just played...always was. In fact, I'll say that guys should not color their hair. Period.
But the fake streaks nowadays are...fake. Men and women. So there.
Anyway, in other news -

[francisfkudrow]

Actually, all of these guys are mistaken. It is I who is the father! Muah, ha ha ha!

[Coroner]

German yellow and private television...you lost me. Splain?

:lol: I was getting at something like yellow-press on screen