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suckseed
04-05-2007, 08:05 PM
...I get a response from a nice woman on a dating site(the latest windmill for this Quixote to tilt at in my never ending search for some lovin), and call my roommate down to check her out....not seeing the Hungangels tab still open at the top of the page. She reads the profile of my lady in waiting, then says, "Hungangels, huh? That's cool, man!" I look up, and there it is: "Hungangels, Trannys, tgirls, shemales....for guys who fantasize about girls with COCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
I mean, we need to be COMPLETELY CLEAR about what this site is about, right? :lol: I'm saying..."Derr.....uh...." She just laughs, "So, does this girl have a dick?"
Thanks, webmasters.... :roll:

ottorocket
04-05-2007, 08:17 PM
...I get a response from a nice woman on a dating site(the latest windmill for this Quixote to tilt at in my never ending search for some lovin), and call my roommate down to check her out....not seeing the Hungangels tab still open at the top of the page. She reads the profile of my lady in waiting, then says, "Hungangels, huh? That's cool, man!" I look up, and there it is: "Hungangels, Trannys, tgirls, shemales....for guys who fantasize about girls with COCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK"
I mean, we need to be COMPLETELY CLEAR about what this site is about, right? :lol: I'm saying..."Derr.....uh...." She just laughs, "So, does this girl have a dick?"
Thanks, webmasters.... :roll:


doh!

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-05-2007, 08:25 PM
ROFL :lol:

Pretty funny suckseed! :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

Kabuki
04-05-2007, 08:45 PM
I know how you feel suckseed. I had a college friend work on my computer, and I forgot to clear my internet history...lol. I saw that long HA title appear when he was trying to type in another address. I know he didn't miss it, but he never said anything. I was surprised. He's somewhat of a homophobic Christian. Maybe he just read the hung angels part...and thought it was about fallen angels from the bible...lol...I don't know. Was that a stretch?

SarahG
04-05-2007, 08:49 PM
reminds me of a guy on one of the import car boards who, with in the last year or so posted a screenshot to a "post your desktop" thread.

One lil problem... he had this folder in the middle of his desktop that said something like "shemale vids" and it didn't take long for the "outting" to spread to all kinds of boards, incl WoW -all over... the board got farked. Hundreds of posts and a couple million views and it all ended up being a hoax.

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-05-2007, 08:52 PM
I know how you feel suckseed. I had a college friend work on my computer, and I forgot to clear my internet history...lol. I saw that long HA title appear when he was trying to type in another address. I know he didn't miss it, but he never said anything. I was surprised. He's somewhat of a homophobic Christian. Maybe he just read the hung angels part...and thought it was about fallen angels from the bible...lol...I don't know. Was that a stretch?

LOL Maybe he just thought you're into the occult (witchcraft, sorcery etc.) Kabuki :?: :lol:

:wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

Kabuki
04-05-2007, 08:53 PM
reminds me of a guy on one of the import car boards who, with in the last year or so posted a screenshot to a "post your desktop" thread.

One lil problem... he had this folder in the middle of his desktop that said something like "shemale vids" and it didn't take long for the "outting" to spread to all kinds of boards, incl WoW -all over... the board got farked. Hundreds of posts and a couple million views and it all ended up being a hoax.

We actually followed that hoax here at HA....lol. The topics is buried away in the HA archives. I remember that guy had to close his MySpace account. Even when the hoax was revealed, he was still getting harassed.

SarahG
04-05-2007, 08:56 PM
reminds me of a guy on one of the import car boards who, with in the last year or so posted a screenshot to a "post your desktop" thread.

One lil problem... he had this folder in the middle of his desktop that said something like "shemale vids" and it didn't take long for the "outting" to spread to all kinds of boards, incl WoW -all over... the board got farked. Hundreds of posts and a couple million views and it all ended up being a hoax.

We actually followed that hoax here at HA....lol. The topics is buried away in the HA archives. I remember that guy had to close his MySpace account. Even when the hoax was revealed, he was still getting harassed.

I followed that one but from a different board (not trans related). Still, occasionally I see threads like this one that remind me of it.

Kabuki
04-05-2007, 08:58 PM
I know how you feel suckseed. I had a college friend work on my computer, and I forgot to clear my internet history...lol. I saw that long HA title appear when he was trying to type in another address. I know he didn't miss it, but he never said anything. I was surprised. He's somewhat of a homophobic Christian. Maybe he just read the hung angels part...and thought it was about fallen angels from the bible...lol...I don't know. Was that a stretch?

LOL Maybe he just thought you're into the occult (witchcraft, sorcery etc.) Kabuki :?: :lol:

:wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

LOL...I think he would've had a scary look on his face then. He ended up working on my hard drive for hours after the incident. Well, he knows I'm into some interesting stuff :wink: , so maybe he wasn't surprised.

suckseed
04-05-2007, 09:04 PM
Well, a few years ago I was living alone, and had a picture of a pussy closeup in bondage opened up on my computer, which was at my desk next to my kitchen. The monitor had turned off and I forgot all about it. my friend comes over, and we're shooting the shit while I'm making some food, and he sits on the desk's edge, moving the mouse and bringing the picture up. He's like...'Jesus, man...that's pretty fucked up!' I was fucking embarrassed! For weeks afterwards, he would leave voice messages like," Hey, if you don't have someone tied up in there, wanna go out?" Eventually I'd respond, "Actually I do...but she can wait...let's go!"

Coroner
04-05-2007, 09:08 PM
reminds me of a guy on one of the import car boards who, with in the last year or so posted a screenshot to a "post your desktop" thread.

One lil problem... he had this folder in the middle of his desktop that said something like "shemale vids" and it didn't take long for the "outting" to spread to all kinds of boards, incl WoW -all over... the board got farked. Hundreds of posts and a couple million views and it all ended up being a hoax.

We actually followed that hoax here at HA....lol. The topics is buried away in the HA archives. I remember that guy had to close his MySpace account. Even when the hoax was revealed, he was still getting harassed.

I followed that one but from a different board (not trans related). Still, occasionally I see threads like this one that remind me of it.

That guy you talk about has sent pics of himself before on that board.... since I know, itīs a video-games board and after that shemale vids-incident he became a victim of Mr. Photoshop but the worst was to see how his friends turned against him and the obviously knew each other in real.

I was pwned before as I always forget to delete my internet history. Mostly by my sister. The last shock was a T-girl pic saved on the desktop but on her computer :lol: I forgot to delete it and one day later, she said "what the hell is that shemale pic for, I donīt want to see stuff like this on my hard disk again!" :lol: she thinks I was fooling someone

ottorocket
04-05-2007, 09:11 PM
In Firefox you can download "blank title" extension that blanks out the tabs...

suckseed
04-05-2007, 09:20 PM
Ottorocket....not to sound like, well you know...but, if that's your body...do you ever have problems getting laid? Or is it still a challenge? My dating pool is limited to girls that are, shall we say, more forgiving of less-than-toned men.
I've been working out pretty steadily for a few weeks now...but it's doubtful I'll ever look like that. Ah, to be six feet tall and 160 pounds again...of course then I was just a skinny fuck. :lol:

Kabuki
04-05-2007, 09:27 PM
That guy you talk about has sent pics of himself before on that board.... since I know, itīs a video-games board and after that shemale vids-incident he became a victim of Mr. Photoshop but the worst was to see how his friends turned against him and the obviously knew each other in real.

I was pwned before as I always forget to delete my internet history. Mostly by my sister. The last shock was a T-girl pic saved on the desktop but on her computer :lol: I forgot to delete it and one day later, she said "what the hell is that shemale pic for, I donīt want to see stuff like this on my hard disk again!" :lol: she thinks I was fooling someone

I had a similar incident happen to me once. Years ago...yahoo mail wouldn't exit your mail account once you closed the browser window. I use to forget to sign-off when I was at the library. So, the next yahoo mail user ends up in your inbox, if they access yahoo mail. Well, I had a friend who loved to send me TG porn. If she knew I was having a bad day, TG porn would be in my inbox. I actually had two seperate strangers go through my inbox. They both sent me e-mails, telling me that I was sick. I really loved the e-mail that was amazed about the relationship I had with this girl. She sent me a lot of images :wink:

Yahoo has better security features now, but I'm not even friends with the girl anymore.

I really need to start deleting my internet history as well :wink:

Hara_Juku Tgirl
04-05-2007, 09:35 PM
Ahh.. Internet history. LOL That's how I found out what sites my ex goes to. His multiple user names..Not to mention what escort's contact info's he's saved in his computer and the amount of porn he has! LOL :? :lol:

What? LOL He said to use it (his computer). :lol:

Thankfully we're not together anymore! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Kabuki
04-05-2007, 09:43 PM
Ahh.. Internet history. LOL That's how I found out what sites my ex goes to. His multiple user names..Not to mention what escort's contact info's he's saved in his computer and the amount of porn he has! LOL :? :lol:

What? LOL He said to use it (his computer). :lol:

Thankfully we're not together anymore! ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

Yeah...plan my coming out part if someone goes through my history...lol Or files. I was good for awhile when it came to files. Now I have a massive TG art folder, and some TG porn. I'm such an artist...I have more TG art than anything else on my laptop :lol:

ottorocket
04-05-2007, 09:45 PM
Ottorocket....not to sound like, well you know...but, if that's your body...do you ever have problems getting laid? Or is it still a challenge? My dating pool is limited to girls that are, shall we say, more forgiving of less-than-toned men.
I've been working out pretty steadily for a few weeks now...but it's doubtful I'll ever look like that. Ah, to be six feet tall and 160 pounds again...of course then I was just a skinny fuck. :lol:

yes thats me...my myspace has more pics with my head attached even! But anyways, getting laid is easy...but I don't slut around. Really...if i wanted to just pick up random girls at the club or bar, they are out there, the ones looking for a hook up...but its really unfullfilling and unhealthy. Secondly i am verrrrry picky and don't like attitudes or "i'm so hot" type girls you can't approach me. I like conversation and stimulating minds over dinner vs. bumping into someone and landing in bed 2 hours later ya know?

Honestly, i don't work out for the women. I work out for my job, and for my mind...it keeps me centered and de-stressed. Instead of eating when i feel bored or down, i rather hit the punching bag or do yoga or surf. Its just keeping active and enjoying the challenges of not getting complacent.

Secondly, i think most women aren't looking for perfect bods. I think initially looks are important, not that you have to be ripped but just have yourself together. Just like men, women like to look at something that is proportional...and an average body like Leonardo Dicaprio or Jonny Depp probably would suffice if you looked sharp and well groomed. After the initial physical appeal, you gotta be able to charm them, make them laugh, and have a personality that isn't all about yourself or your job or whatever. Engage them in their likes and passions and conversation will flow and she'll be more into you than a vapid model that just looks pretty.

Just get some basic weights and start slow...you'll be amazed at how it makes you feel more confident and maybe thats all it will take?

Coroner
04-05-2007, 09:46 PM
That guy you talk about has sent pics of himself before on that board.... since I know, itīs a video-games board and after that shemale vids-incident he became a victim of Mr. Photoshop but the worst was to see how his friends turned against him and the obviously knew each other in real.

I was pwned before as I always forget to delete my internet history. Mostly by my sister. The last shock was a T-girl pic saved on the desktop but on her computer :lol: I forgot to delete it and one day later, she said "what the hell is that shemale pic for, I donīt want to see stuff like this on my hard disk again!" :lol: she thinks I was fooling someone

I had a similar incident happen to me once. Years ago...yahoo mail wouldn't exit your mail account once you closed the browser window. I use to forget to sign-off when I was at the library. So, the next yahoo mail user ends up in your inbox, if they access yahoo mail. Well, I had a friend who loved to send me TG porn. If she knew I was having a bad day, TG porn would be in my inbox. I actually had two seperate strangers go through my inbox. They both sent me e-mails, telling me that I was sick. I really loved the e-mail that was amazed about the relationship I had with this girl. She sent me a lot of images :wink:

Yahoo has better security features now, but I'm not even friends with the girl anymore.

I really need to start deleting my internet history as well :wink:

Thatīs what I call good friends, a shame you ainīt friends anymore :)

suckseed
04-05-2007, 09:57 PM
Well, Otto, you seem like a good guy. well said. Yeah, I am doing it on a daily basis lately and a few of the women at work seem to have noticed. I also cut out most bread and sugary stuff...drink water and coffee. Lots of omelets and stirfry...

TomSelis
04-05-2007, 10:12 PM
Humina Humina Humina.....