CONFESSIONS

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Wanna hear something funny? LOL. Click the link below and listen to people's confessions. Its addicting!! :D

http://www.gcast.com/go/madonna?xmlurl=http://www.gcast.com/user/confess/podcast/main.xml&autoplay=yes

Confession #6171 - 11/19/2005 - 01:00 AM

I pulled out my own teeth with vice-grip pliers.

Confession #5493 - 10/21/2005 - 12:11 AM

I stand inmobile in storefront windows pretending to be a mannequin, then jump out at kids if they stop and stare at me. Fun fun.

Confession #5405 - 10/17/2005 - 04:13 AM

When I'm in a crowd, like in an elevator or something, I'll go "BEEP" while just barely moving my lips, really loudly. Then I'll look around as if I'm trying to figure out who did it. Ha!

Confession #7252 - 01/17/2006 - 06:50 AM

I was waiting for my wife to get home one afternoon, when she rang me up and told me she will be home much later - family stuff... At that moment we had a divirced neighbour visiting us on a daily basis. Oh boy, was she good looking! She invited me over for a few drinks, as she usually did and I thought nothing of it. After a few shots, she returned from kitchen, bend over at the couch where I was sitting, and she started kissing me passionately. Needless to say, we ended up making love until my wife got home and came looking for me. By the time she walked into the house, we were fully dressed as if nothing happened. We went home, and to this day she knows nothing about it. :)

Confession #5763 - 11/04/2005 - 02:31 PM

I am having an affair with a married man. He is one of our students for one of programs. He persued me for awhile until I gave in. I thought it would only be a little fling so far that fling has lasted 1 yr 5 mos...and now expecting a child from him.. no one knows about our relationship. Everyone thinks the baby is from my ex. I haven't told anyone the truth b/c I'm afraid of losing my job and trying to avoid all sorts of problems. I try to leave him but it's so hard since I have fallen madly and truly head over heals for him!!

Confession #5547 - 10/24/2005 - 05:58 AM

I was at a party late one night and wandered off with a female friend of mine I was secretly lusting after. We ended up laying together in the grass and I planted a quick kiss on her. My wife called the party looking for me and the lady of the house told my wife I was out having sex with my female friend. Truth is I never did, but she is convinced we did. We were divorced shortly after that incident. To this day when I see her around town, she mentions this incident. I should have slept with her since I had to pay the price anyway !!!

Confession #5748 - 11/03/2005 - 09:16 PM

Working at a pizza place, which will stay unidentified. Frat guys would tag our bathrooms with their stupid greek letters. We found out who was who and when they would order a pizza, we would grab the toppings that fell behind the counter on the floor and Bon Appetit!

Confession #5735 - 11/03/2005 - 04:20 PM

When I was younger my little sister took my stuff without asking and always gave it back broken, one day she took my favorite blanket to her school and ripped it and wrote her name all over it and dragged it through the dirt. That night while her and my mom were at cheerleading practice, being the great brother I am; I went on her bed and then peed on her stuffed animals and blammed the dog for it

Lmao. Funny huh? LOL :lol: No those are NOT my confessions. Just something I found online. Thought Id share here with the group. :wink:

SOURCE: http://www.davesdaily.com/confessions/index.php?q=view

So what's your confessions?

~Kisses.

HTG

[Aragon21]

Every semester my fraternity used to have a boxing night. I participated at one and got my ass kicked. Anyway later that night I got up to relieve myself. The urinal was left out the door 1st door on the right. Well I went right out the door 1st door on the left and pissed on the wall of our chapter room. :oops:

[franks]

Wanna hear something funny? LOL. Click the link below and listen to people's confessions. Its addicting!! :D

http://www.gcast.com/go/madonna?xmlurl=http://www.gcast.com/user/confess/podcast/main.xml&autoplay=yes

Confession #6171 - 11/19/2005 - 01:00 AM

I pulled out my own teeth with vice-grip pliers.

Confession #5493 - 10/21/2005 - 12:11 AM

I stand inmobile in storefront windows pretending to be a mannequin, then jump out at kids if they stop and stare at me. Fun fun.

Confession #5405 - 10/17/2005 - 04:13 AM

When I'm in a crowd, like in an elevator or something, I'll go "BEEP" while just barely moving my lips, really loudly. Then I'll look around as if I'm trying to figure out who did it. Ha!

Confession #7252 - 01/17/2006 - 06:50 AM

I was waiting for my wife to get home one afternoon, when she rang me up and told me she will be home much later - family stuff... At that moment we had a divirced neighbour visiting us on a daily basis. Oh boy, was she good looking! She invited me over for a few drinks, as she usually did and I thought nothing of it. After a few shots, she returned from kitchen, bend over at the couch where I was sitting, and she started kissing me passionately. Needless to say, we ended up making love until my wife got home and came looking for me. By the time she walked into the house, we were fully dressed as if nothing happened. We went home, and to this day she knows nothing about it. :)

Confession #5763 - 11/04/2005 - 02:31 PM

I am having an affair with a married man. He is one of our students for one of programs. He persued me for awhile until I gave in. I thought it would only be a little fling so far that fling has lasted 1 yr 5 mos...and now expecting a child from him.. no one knows about our relationship. Everyone thinks the baby is from my ex. I haven't told anyone the truth b/c I'm afraid of losing my job and trying to avoid all sorts of problems. I try to leave him but it's so hard since I have fallen madly and truly head over heals for him!!

Confession #5547 - 10/24/2005 - 05:58 AM

I was at a party late one night and wandered off with a female friend of mine I was secretly lusting after. We ended up laying together in the grass and I planted a quick kiss on her. My wife called the party looking for me and the lady of the house told my wife I was out having sex with my female friend. Truth is I never did, but she is convinced we did. We were divorced shortly after that incident. To this day when I see her around town, she mentions this incident. I should have slept with her since I had to pay the price anyway !!!

Confession #5748 - 11/03/2005 - 09:16 PM

Working at a pizza place, which will stay unidentified. Frat guys would tag our bathrooms with their stupid greek letters. We found out who was who and when they would order a pizza, we would grab the toppings that fell behind the counter on the floor and Bon Appetit!

Confession #5735 - 11/03/2005 - 04:20 PM

When I was younger my little sister took my stuff without asking and always gave it back broken, one day she took my favorite blanket to her school and ripped it and wrote her name all over it and dragged it through the dirt. That night while her and my mom were at cheerleading practice, being the great brother I am; I went on her bed and then peed on her stuffed animals and blammed the dog for it

Lmao. Funny huh? LOL :lol: No those are NOT my confessions. Just something I found online. Thought Id share here with the group. :wink:

SOURCE: http://www.davesdaily.com/confessions/index.php?q=view

So what's your confessions?

~Kisses.

HTG

I once washed my pants by hand, put them out the window to dry, only to be awoke by the thumping sound of frozen pants banging against the outside wall. I'd forgotten it was below freezing.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

The guy I used to date back when I lived in MN and I got into a heated arguement (he gotten physical). So when he was sleeping, I went to the bathroom and put my nair into his shampoo and conditioner bottle. Then I took my huge markers, took the couch seats off and wrote BOLDLY "(His name) likes shecocks" and put them back on! LOL :lol:

We spoke to eachother after a year (I was already living in NJ). He never said anything about the shampoo and conditioner but he said What a total bitch I was for writing on his couch! LOL :lol: I think the girl he was dating after me found it out when she was cleaning?

:lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[franks]

The guy I used to date back when I lived in MN and I got into a heated arguement (he gotten physical). So when he was sleeping, I went to the bathroom and put my nair into his shampoo and conditioner bottle. Then I took my huge markers, took the couch seats off and wrote BOLDLY "(His name) likes shecocks" and put them back on! LOL :lol:

We spoke to eachother after a year (I was already living in NJ). He never said anything about the shampoo and conditioner but he said What a total bitch I was for writing on his couch! LOL :lol: I think the girl he was dating after me found it out when she was cleaning?

:lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

lol! maybe his new girlfriend used the shampoo/conditioner.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

lol! maybe his new girlfriend used the shampoo/conditioner.

LOL Possibly. :lol: Tho I dont think he is still with the same girl who found out! :lol: ;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[TGL]

And the lesson to learn from this is: Never get into a heated arguement with Hara!

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

And the lesson to learn from this is: Never get into a heated arguement with Hara!

LOL :lol: Silly.

~Kisses.

HTG

[TGL]

And the lesson to learn from this is: Never get into a heated arguement with Hara!

LOL :lol: Silly.

~Kisses.

HTG

What? Am I not right? I wouldn't want to have stuff like that written on my furniture! ;)
On the other hand, if you were my girlfriend I would never argue with you, as I would be afraid to loose you... Sorry, that was cheasy, just trying to stay friendly :P

[Congobongo]

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So what's your confessions?

~Kisses.

HTG

When I'm bored and driving and see someone walking at the side of the road, I pip my horn and wave. 99.9% of people smile and wave back, in my rear view mirror I can see them thinking 'who the hell was that?'

tepid I know, but it always makes me smile :lol:

[Kabuki]

My confession... I'm actually the little Korean girl in my avatar... I never claimed to be her, so the guys would leave me alone... actually that's not true :lol: ...but apparently a lot of men want me to be her. Just check my message box...lol

By the way, remind me not to piss off Miss. Hara :P

It's late and I'm being silly...while discussing Buddhist principles with Arab businessmen on my cell :P

[Mac_Hine]

One time I microwaved a Butterball turkey and fucked the shit out of it. :twisted:

[Congobongo]

My confession... I'm actually the little Korean girl in my avatar...

LOL Either your webcam is broken or you have obsesive compulsive disorder... :shock:

[Kabuki]

My confession... I'm actually the little Korean girl in my avatar...

LOL Either your webcam is broken or you have obsesive compulsive disorder... :shock:

Naw..I'm just cute like that...lol...Korean on red bull...lol...jk

[Congobongo]

Naw..I'm just cute like that...lol...Korean on red bull...lol...jk

LOL expect a billion more PM's :lol:

Anyways, what say you put down that heart shaped cushion at least once and we discuss Arabian Buddhism? :twisted:

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

One time I microwaved a Butterball turkey and fucked the shit out of it. :twisted:

Lmao :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Kabuki]

Naw..I'm just cute like that...lol...Korean on red bull...lol...jk

LOL expect a billion more PM's :lol:

Anyways, what say you put down that heart shaped cushion at least once and we discuss Arabian Buddhism? :twisted:

Just pick up a copy of "Why Worry" by K.Sri Dhammananada. A free Buddhist book, or spend a few cents on amazon.com. It's all right there. Buddhist principles are universal. You will find such principles in many cultures. Don't get me started :wink:

[Congobongo]

Just pick up a copy of "Why Worry" by K.Sri Dhammananada. A free Buddhist book, or spend a few cents on amazon.com. It's all right there. Buddhist principles are universal. You will find such principles in many cultures. Don't get me started :wink:

Note to self: Get better euphemisms... :wink:

[SarahG]

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So what's your confessions?

~Kisses.

HTG

When I'm bored and driving and see someone walking at the side of the road, I pip my horn and wave. 99.9% of people smile and wave back, in my rear view mirror I can see them thinking 'who the hell was that?'

tepid I know, but it always makes me smile :lol:

Oh damn, that reminds me of my mom... her favorite hobby is to drive into the red light district of the city, and wait for guys to leave the adult book stores in their cars and she will drive by- honk and wave at them.

Fearing someone they know saw them at a porn store, usually they freak out.... dive under the dash, whatever.

Funny to watch but, I'd never do something THAT evil (or would I?).

[Congobongo]

Fearing someone they know saw them at a porn store, usually they freak out.... dive under the dash, whatever.

Funny to watch but, I'd never do something THAT evil (or would I?).

I call shotgun :wink:

[wombat33]

The guy I used to date back when I lived in MN and I got into a heated arguement (he gotten physical). So when he was sleeping, I went to the bathroom and put my nair into his shampoo and conditioner bottle. Then I took my huge markers, took the couch seats off and wrote BOLDLY "(His name) likes shecocks" and put them back on! LOL :lol:

We spoke to eachother after a year (I was already living in NJ). He never said anything about the shampoo and conditioner but he said What a total bitch I was for writing on his couch! LOL :lol: I think the girl he was dating after me found it out when she was cleaning?

:lol:

~Kisses.

HTG


The fucker got off easily.

DEATH to any man who hits a woman. That is my thinking.

(unless its Chyna from WWF)


My big secret USED to be about my thrill T-ladies. I now have a girlfriend who is OK with it. But the rest of the world does not know as far as I know.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

:lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Quinn]

Here’s a good one. During my senior year in high school, well beyond the statute of limitations, the large town that I was living in was having a mayoral election. Each of the mayoral candidates came to the high school to speak (weird considering none of the kids would be voting). Anyway, two friends and I couldn’t stand the mayor so we put together a plan to sack his campaign headquarters, which was based out of a plaza in the local mall.

We figured the whole thing would take a maximum of ten minutes, with a friend and I going in over the roof while a friend stood lookout. The vandalism part worked out well enough, but the getting away in under ten minutes part proved far more difficult. Before it was over, we were stuck on the mall roof that whole night, through the next day – including when the police were up there looking around – and well into the next night for a total of twenty hours. It was awful. I thought I was going to die of dehydration from being so damn thirsty. The end score: good sense and proper planning 0, incompetence and near dehydration 1 :oops:

-Quinn

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

My confession... I'm actually the little Korean girl in my avatar... I never claimed to be her, so the guys would leave me alone... actually that's not true :lol: ...but apparently a lot of men want me to be her. Just check my message box...lol


:lol: LOL ..Are you really Korean Kabuki? :? :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Kabuki]

My confession... I'm actually the little Korean girl in my avatar... I never claimed to be her, so the guys would leave me alone... actually that's not true :lol: ...but apparently a lot of men want me to be her. Just check my message box...lol


:lol: LOL ..Are you really Korean Kabuki? :? :wink:

~Kisses.

HTG

I'll reveal my secret identity to you one day Miss. Hara :wink: No Korean guy here though.

[ezed]

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them Three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."

[Kriss]

Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody."

:claps :claps :claps :claps :claps :claps

[alrock_ny]

I once stole someone's cellphone at a bar just to see if I could. I waited till closing time and told the bartender I found it in the john. I kinda got a rush but have never stolen anything since. Felt like the bad karma would come back to me.

[Jericho]

The meanest thing i ever did to anybody and then laughed about afterwards was fill one of those 'vicks' type inhalers full of pepper.

Later, i pretended to take a good snort and then gave it to my best friend of the time, "Here, try this, it's great".
I just thought it would make him sneeze...BIG mistake!
There was sick, snot, and tears, EVERWHERE!

He never did forgive me! :oops:

[qeuqheeg222]

when i was a chef i personally fed my diced up pubic hairs to two consecutive governors of the state of michigan.it looks like pepper in the chicken salad .....

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

when i was a chef i personally fed my diced up pubic hairs to two consecutive governors of the state of michigan.it looks like pepper in the chicken salad .....

OMG! Lmao :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[crayons]

I once pissed in a girls drink when I found out she had slept with my boyfriend.

[TGL]

I once pissed in a girls drink when I found out she had slept with my boyfriend.

LOL, may I ask how you managed to get that done??

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I once pissed in a girls drink when I found out she had slept with my boyfriend.

I knew a bartender in NYC who occationally does this! LOL :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

The meanest thing i ever did to anybody and then laughed about afterwards was fill one of those 'vicks' type inhalers full of pepper.

Later, i pretended to take a good snort and then gave it to my best friend of the time, "Here, try this, it's great".
I just thought it would make him sneeze...BIG mistake!
There was sick, snot, and tears, EVERWHERE!

He never did forgive me! :oops:

LOL..I was once pissed at my ex for lying to me about quitting cocaine. So the next time I found his stash.. I dump half into the sink and the other half I mixed with baking powder! LOL :lol:

I didnt think he knew the difference. :?

Or if he did he never mentioned anything to me. LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[El Nino]

Here’s a good one. During my senior year in high school, well beyond the statute of limitations, the large town that I was living in was having a mayoral election. Each of the mayoral candidates came to the high school to speak (weird considering none of the kids would be voting). Anyway, two friends and I couldn’t stand the mayor so we put together a plan to sack his campaign headquarters, which was based out of a plaza in the local mall.

We figured the whole thing would take a maximum of ten minutes, with a friend and I going in over the roof while a friend stood lookout. The vandalism part worked out well enough, but the getting away in under ten minutes part proved far more difficult. Before it was over, we were stuck on the mall roof that whole night, through the next day – including when the police were up there looking around – and well into the next night for a total of twenty hours. It was awful. I thought I was going to die of dehydration from being so damn thirsty. The end score: good sense and proper planning 0, incompetence and near dehydration 1 Embarassed

HAHAHA... That is freakin hilarious and also amazing that they didn't find you. May I ask where exactly it was you hid on the roof??

[Quinn]

Here’s a good one. During my senior year in high school, well beyond the statute of limitations, the large town that I was living in was having a mayoral election. Each of the mayoral candidates came to the high school to speak (weird considering none of the kids would be voting). Anyway, two friends and I couldn’t stand the mayor so we put together a plan to sack his campaign headquarters, which was based out of a plaza in the local mall.

We figured the whole thing would take a maximum of ten minutes, with a friend and I going in over the roof while a friend stood lookout. The vandalism part worked out well enough, but the getting away in under ten minutes part proved far more difficult. Before it was over, we were stuck on the mall roof that whole night, through the next day – including when the police were up there looking around – and well into the next night for a total of twenty hours. It was awful. I thought I was going to die of dehydration from being so damn thirsty. The end score: good sense and proper planning 0, incompetence and near dehydration 1 Embarassed

HAHAHA... That is freakin hilarious and also amazing that they didn't find you. May I ask where exactly it was you hid on the roof??

It's funny now, but it totally sucked at the time. As to the roof, it's a bit difficult to explain. Let me start by saying that many of the stores had small walls that separated their roofs from neighboring roofs, most being about two feet tall. There were also some mechanical units (I guess they were industrial AC units or something) up there. We hid all the way at the far end of the plaza, behind the roof wall of the last store. The cops never went beyond the roof of the one store we sacked and the roof of the neighboring store, which was how we were able to get up there. I guess the police figured we were long gone. If they had bothered to walk all the way down to where we were, we would have been caught for sure.

Like I said before, we were up there for twenty hours (actually, we were about fifteen minutes shy of a full twenty hours). It gave me plenty of time to reflect upon how well things had gone. LOL.....

-Quinn

[wombat33]

Wanna hear something funny? LOL. Click the link below and listen to people's confessions. Its addicting!! :D

http://www.gcast.com/go/madonna?xmlurl=http://www.gcast.com/user/confess/podcast/main.xml&autoplay=yes

Confession #6171 - 11/19/2005 - 01:00 AM

I pulled out my own teeth with vice-grip pliers.

Confession #5493 - 10/21/2005 - 12:11 AM

I stand inmobile in storefront windows pretending to be a mannequin, then jump out at kids if they stop and stare at me. Fun fun.

Confession #5405 - 10/17/2005 - 04:13 AM

When I'm in a crowd, like in an elevator or something, I'll go "BEEP" while just barely moving my lips, really loudly. Then I'll look around as if I'm trying to figure out who did it. Ha!

Confession #7252 - 01/17/2006 - 06:50 AM

I was waiting for my wife to get home one afternoon, when she rang me up and told me she will be home much later - family stuff... At that moment we had a divirced neighbour visiting us on a daily basis. Oh boy, was she good looking! She invited me over for a few drinks, as she usually did and I thought nothing of it. After a few shots, she returned from kitchen, bend over at the couch where I was sitting, and she started kissing me passionately. Needless to say, we ended up making love until my wife got home and came looking for me. By the time she walked into the house, we were fully dressed as if nothing happened. We went home, and to this day she knows nothing about it. :)

Confession #5763 - 11/04/2005 - 02:31 PM

I am having an affair with a married man. He is one of our students for one of programs. He persued me for awhile until I gave in. I thought it would only be a little fling so far that fling has lasted 1 yr 5 mos...and now expecting a child from him.. no one knows about our relationship. Everyone thinks the baby is from my ex. I haven't told anyone the truth b/c I'm afraid of losing my job and trying to avoid all sorts of problems. I try to leave him but it's so hard since I have fallen madly and truly head over heals for him!!

Confession #5547 - 10/24/2005 - 05:58 AM

I was at a party late one night and wandered off with a female friend of mine I was secretly lusting after. We ended up laying together in the grass and I planted a quick kiss on her. My wife called the party looking for me and the lady of the house told my wife I was out having sex with my female friend. Truth is I never did, but she is convinced we did. We were divorced shortly after that incident. To this day when I see her around town, she mentions this incident. I should have slept with her since I had to pay the price anyway !!!

Confession #5748 - 11/03/2005 - 09:16 PM

Working at a pizza place, which will stay unidentified. Frat guys would tag our bathrooms with their stupid greek letters. We found out who was who and when they would order a pizza, we would grab the toppings that fell behind the counter on the floor and Bon Appetit!

Confession #5735 - 11/03/2005 - 04:20 PM

When I was younger my little sister took my stuff without asking and always gave it back broken, one day she took my favorite blanket to her school and ripped it and wrote her name all over it and dragged it through the dirt. That night while her and my mom were at cheerleading practice, being the great brother I am; I went on her bed and then peed on her stuffed animals and blammed the dog for it

Lmao. Funny huh? LOL :lol: No those are NOT my confessions. Just something I found online. Thought Id share here with the group. :wink:

SOURCE: http://www.davesdaily.com/confessions/index.php?q=view

So what's your confessions?

~Kisses.

HTG


i fucked my boss's daughter in the ass repeatedly. Serious. He is an asshole, she is a goddess. She barely likes to get fucked vaginally. Maybe a minute or two then she is begging for it in tha ass (hard).

I am the only one who knows about it other than her (i hope). That was a while ago before I was in a relationship. I even fucked her in her ass while her sister slept in the same room as us. I love things like that.

I still see her every so often, I hope it never gets out.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

i fucked my boss's daughter in the ass repeatedly. Serious.

I even fucked her in her ass while her sister slept in the same room as us. I love things like that.



LOL :lol: Thats quite a feat wombat33! LOL

;)

~Kisses.

HTG

[sin01971]

let's see.. im married for 10 years but have had sex with...

25+ girls since meeting her (some of those serious relationships!)

4 TS gals

2 guys

and never been even close to getting caught

how's that?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

LOL :lol: I guess you win sin01971.

~Kisses.

HTG

[wendy48088]

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[posty]

I'm not attracted to Tgirls at all. I just like posting on message boards in the middle of the night when I have insomnia.

[LG]

let's see.. im married for 10 years but have had sex with...

25+ girls since meeting her (some of those serious relationships!)

4 TS gals

2 guys

and never been even close to getting caught

how's that?

What? Are we supposed to clap? You want a medal for cheating on your wife?

Your confession isn't remotely funny and it's not a one-off thing. Hey we've all done something we're not proud of or something that others might see as wrong, but you seem to take pride in consistently two-timing your wife- do you even care about her?

The way you seem so proud of yourself makes me think that you're a total jerk.

Fucking wanker.

[alwaysforyou]

agree 100%-----^

[DJ_Asia]

let's see.. im married for 10 years but have had sex with...

25+ girls since meeting her (some of those serious relationships!)

4 TS gals

2 guys

and never been even close to getting caught

how's that?

Hows that? Try pathetic

[Phat]

let's see.. im married for 10 years but have had sex with...

25+ girls since meeting her (some of those serious relationships!)

4 TS gals

2 guys

and never been even close to getting caught

how's that?

You really shouldn't put things like that on an internet forum....

[sin01971]

sorry... last time i confess anything

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

sorry... last time i confess anything

LOL Dont be too sensitive..I'm sure they are just teasing ya! :lol: ;)

Atleast you were honest! :P

~Kisses.

HTG

[SkyTwo]

I shot my wife....







Is the worst movie tagline in history.

[Yetanothervickilover]

I'm not attracted to Tgirls at all. I just like posting on message boards in the middle of the night when I have insomnia.

i confess that i laughed at this. does that count?

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I'm not attracted to Tgirls at all. I just like posting on message boards in the middle of the night when I have insomnia.

i confess that i laughed at this. does that count?

Lmao :lol:

~Kisses.

HTG

[Irisheyes]

one day i was locked out of my house, a friend who lived wit his parents let me stay in his house for the day. he had to ork but said i could stay and watch tv till he got back, his parents were away till the morning. aparantly.
later that day, while watchin Riki Lake, totally naked, masterbating, and fuckin my self with a cucumber i had found in my friends fridge, i heard a car pull up. his parents. in the space of 7 seconds i had my clothes on, the room cleaned, tv turned off and was over the back garden wall and running, cucumber still in hand.

so, micheal, if your reading...... i owe u a cucumber.

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

one day i was locked out of my house, a friend who lived wit his parents let me stay in his house for the day. he had to ork but said i could stay and watch tv till he got back, his parents were away till the morning. aparantly.
later that day, while watchin Riki Lake, totally naked, masterbating, and fuckin my self with a cucumber i had found in my friends fridge, i heard a car pull up. his parents. in the space of 7 seconds i had my clothes on, the room cleaned, tv turned off and was over the back garden wall and running, cucumber still in hand.

so, micheal, if your reading...... i owe u a cucumber.

Haha..LOL That was pretty funny! Thanks for laugh Irisheyes. ;)

~Kisses.

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