OH FREAKIN' MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[ezed]

TURN ON CNN NOW!!!! THE U.S. HAS JUST LAUNCHED NUCLEAR MISSILES AT TEHRAN, NORTH KOREA AND SYRIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

[insert_namehere]

Fire ants, Dude.

Seriously - everyone thinks they're this annoying, painful pest... but thet're sentient. They don't keep invading control panels for the fun of it.

It took 'em 20 years to figure it out... but they've got control of all the warheads now.

[trish]

April is the cruelest month.