The TS Guide to Things Men Want to Know

[Vicki Richter]

I am going to be selling a pamphlet which explains all of the TS secrets. As a covert society, we have secrets that others do not know. For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures. These occur monthly in many cities, but weekly in larger cities like LA or New York. Would you like to know how to get selected for one of these parties? How about the secret list we maintain of men who can have free sex with as many TS as they want? Would you like to be on that list? What do TS like to eat or drink? What should you say to one if you meet her?

As the spokesperson for all TS, I have decided to divulge these secrets as well as information on penis enlargement, free porn, and the art to having more volume to your orgasms. Also, men are not receiving the ultimate pleasure from their penis rubbing and they need lessons to learn how to do it properly. This is all the information that TS don't want men to know. I have finally decided to tell all.

And that's not all!!!! If you act now, I will provide the married man's guide to enemas.

Vicki

[hwbs]

destined to be a NY Times best seller :lol:

[cantona5]

:lol:
very good

[tsmandy]

I hate to burst your bubble but Cosmo broke that story in June of 06

[rvince]

Soon to be on sale at Vicki Richter Publishing.
At $599 per copy it's the best bargain you'll ever do in your LIFE!!!!
We're taking pre-orders already! Just contact us!

[BeardedOne]

With each copy, @ $599, a valuable coupon for one 'free' hour of the V's lovely company. :wink:

Buy now and save!

[Xiorc]

Man I hate infomercials.

[BeardedOne]

Man I hate infomercials.

She slices! She dices! Tomatoes so thin, you'd think they were photographs on your plate!

[SkyTwo]

What should you say to one if you meet her?

Vicki

Klaatu... Barata... Nikto!!!

Also, TS ladies can snaffle the caps off jugs, bottles and jars-- and still slice through a beer can! Not so good with the julienne fries, though.

[luv4Tgirls]

I want a copy, hopefully it will have coupons :lol:

[eggbert]

I'll take two.

[elo]

I am going to be selling a pamphlet which explains all of the TS secrets. As a covert society, we have secrets that others do not know. For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures.


VickiI knew it! :D And i apply to be the next biatch on an ass wrecking party.

[BeardedOne]

What should you say to one if you meet her?

Vicki

Klaatu... Barata... Nikto!!!

Also, TS ladies can snaffle the caps off jugs, bottles and jars-- and still slice through a beer can! Not so good with the julienne fries, though.

Klaatu, we're outta neckties? :shock:

:lol: @ Snaffle

Where would we be without Ron Popeil? :lol:

[Aragon21]

Sure she'll sell you the book, but she won't teach you the secret handshake. 8)

No one gets by the bouncer without the secret handshake. :wink:

"Klaatu... Barata... Nikto!!! " :lol:

[Ecstatic]

If you call within the next 15 minutes, we will also include the second volume in the series, The Secret Lives of TS Porn Stars featuring the Richter Guide to Starring in XXX Porn with Your Favorite TS Actresses! And that's not all! We'll also include the lifelike, lifesize, full action Vicki Doll™! Call now! Operators are standing by!

[arc angel]

whats that # again? 1-800-get -fckd ??
someone told me you get a free sawzaw if your the 69th caller.

[BeardedOne]

someone told me you get a free sawzaw if your the 69th caller.

You =DON'T= want to know what some creative people have done with a Sawzall. :shock:

[strokeitnow]

Vicki, will you send me an autographed copy once you get the book published. Or better yet shoot a huge load on the cover and I will pay for shipping.. yours truly, strokeitnow

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

I am going to be selling a pamphlet which explains all of the TS secrets. As a covert society, we have secrets that others do not know. For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures. These occur monthly in many cities, but weekly in larger cities like LA or New York. Would you like to know how to get selected for one of these parties? How about the secret list we maintain of men who can have free sex with as many TS as they want? Would you like to be on that list? What do TS like to eat or drink? What should you say to one if you meet her?

As the spokesperson for all TS, I have decided to divulge these secrets as well as information on penis enlargement, free porn, and the art to having more volume to your orgasms. Also, men are not receiving the ultimate pleasure from their penis rubbing and they need lessons to learn how to do it properly. This is all the information that TS don't want men to know. I have finally decided to tell all.

And that's not all!!!! If you act now, I will provide the married man's guide to enemas.

Vicki

LMAO!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That made my day! LOL

~Kisses.

HTG

[BrendaQG]

:LOL:

ROTFLMAO

Don't forget to tell them about the secret second internet we have built.

[ezed]

Jesus, it sounds good to me, where do I sign up Ms. Vicki? I'm harder than a piece of Good & Plenty!

[francisfkudrow]

For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures. These occur monthly in many cities, but weekly in larger cities like LA or New York. Would you like to know how to get selected for one of these parties?

Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!

[PatrickFromNYC]

I am going to be selling a pamphlet which explains all of the TS secrets. As a covert society, we have secrets that others do not know. For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures. These occur monthly in many cities, but weekly in larger cities like LA or New York. Would you like to know how to get selected for one of these parties? How about the secret list we maintain of men who can have free sex with as many TS as they want? Would you like to be on that list? What do TS like to eat or drink? What should you say to one if you meet her?

As the spokesperson for all TS, I have decided to divulge these secrets as well as information on penis enlargement, free porn, and the art to having more volume to your orgasms. Also, men are not receiving the ultimate pleasure from their penis rubbing and they need lessons to learn how to do it properly. This is all the information that TS don't want men to know. I have finally decided to tell all.

And that's not all!!!! If you act now, I will provide the married man's guide to enemas.

Vicki


LOL...Vicki....You not live in NYC or even like NYC but you definately have a NYC type of humor LOL

[TJT]

Sounds like a Transsexual branch of the Stonecutters to me?

[emmettray]

It's the only product you'll ever need. Step right up!

[BeardedOne]

Sounds like a Transsexual branch of the Stonecutters to me?

Who knows the outcome of every fight?
Who puts the fix on Oscar night?

We do! We do!

[LAGent4ts]

How soon will it be out on Books on Tape for the sight impaired?

[Vicki Richter]

I am glad you appreciated my thread... Now off to respond to the 50 PM's in my inbox asking for more info on the tranny gang bangs.

[gottchoo]

Complimentary enema bottle included?

Now, I'm off to PM you about all those tranny gang bangs that I just KNOW are happening every week!

[Taom]

will it explain why that cute lil bunny killed all of those people?


..........."it has big pointy fangs!!"

[hwbs]

lmao@brail :lol:

[a994]

Brilliant post, Vicki! :lol:

P.S. Do you still want me to send you my credit card number for the book?

[gummi baer]

What? Do you think that we don't know what happens to those who expose the secrets of a secret society? It was nice knowing ya, Vicki.

[dav1313]

Nice, broke out the rofliron and made some nice hot fresh roflles vicki.

[bassman2546]

Tongue and Cheek everyone. This is one of those condescending threads from Vicki. I never knew pamphlets were ever for sale.

[SkyTwo]

I am glad you appreciated my thread... Now off to respond to the 50 PM's in my inbox asking for more info on the tranny gang bangs.

Ooohhhh, you kidder, you. Or maybe you're serious. And that's sad. I haven't been sent a single message yet, in spite of my ability to snaffle the caps off jugs, bottles and jars. It just ain't the draw it used to be, ya know?

[DCBallin]

i think u should still tell us tho lol

[Jamie Michelle]

I am going to be selling a pamphlet which explains all of the TS secrets. As a covert society, we have secrets that others do not know. For example, men often haven't heard of the wild weekend long sex parties where 10-20 TS get together to share one man for our primal pleasures. These occur monthly in many cities, but weekly in larger cities like LA or New York. Would you like to know how to get selected for one of these parties? How about the secret list we maintain of men who can have free sex with as many TS as they want? Would you like to be on that list? What do TS like to eat or drink? What should you say to one if you meet her?

As the spokesperson for all TS, I have decided to divulge these secrets as well as information on penis enlargement, free porn, and the art to having more volume to your orgasms. Also, men are not receiving the ultimate pleasure from their penis rubbing and they need lessons to learn how to do it properly. This is all the information that TS don't want men to know. I have finally decided to tell all.

And that's not all!!!! If you act now, I will provide the married man's guide to enemas.

Vicki

Give me a break. One man for ten to 20 T-girls? The girls would never go for that deal. Now reverse those numbers, to where you have 20 guys per T-girl, then it sounds like you've got a party.

Jokes aside (although my above comment isn't really far from reality), in order for a man to learn how to stay hard for a long time (i.e., as long as he wants), while at the same time obtaining full male multiple orgasms with ejaculation but with no refractory period, read my posts contained in the below link:

"How to Fuck Like a True Sex-God Stud," October 2, 2005 http://www.armleg.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21&mforum=libertyandtruth

[Jamie Michelle]

Jokes aside (although my above comment isn't really far from reality) Oh, I see. You made a funny.

Yuck yuck... yuck...

When was the last time you got laid anyway, you fury little acidhead?

As I said, I wasn't making much of an attempt at a joke. I simply acknowledged the joke that Vicki Richter had made while replying as to what a more realistic scenario along Ms. Richter's lines would consist of.

As far as "fury" goes, one definition of fury is "a state of inspired exaltation." In that sense you're right, even though you didn't formulate this noun into your sentence correctly.

But possibly you misspelled this word and instead intended it as the adjective "furry." But even in that case I fail to see where your thinking on that matter is coming from, unless you slept with a hairy tranny going by the name of Jamie Michelle. If so, it wasn't me. As far as genetic males go, I'm far from hairy. Indeed, I'm unable to even grow a full beard, nor do I grow much body hair.

Concerning acidheads, below is just a very small list of acidheads of note:

Bill Gates
Cary Grant
Richard Feynman
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Steve Jobs

To answer your question as to when I last got laid, that would be a few weeks ago. My boyfriend currently is working in another town right now, otherwise I'd be getting good dickings by him on a regular basis.

Lastly, I wonder what your problem is. If I were of such a mind, I could say a lot of nasty things about you and/or your looks. Instead, all I've ever been to you is nice. But apparently no good deed goes unpunished.

[Jamie Michelle]

Jokes aside (although my above comment isn't really far from reality) Oh, I see. You made a funny.

Yuck yuck... yuck...

When was the last time you got laid anyway, you fury little acidhead?

As I said, I wasn't making much of an attempt at a joke. I simply acknowledged the joke that Vicki Richter had made while replying as to what a more realistic scenario along Ms. Richter's lines would consist of.

As far as "fury" goes, one definition of fury is "a state of inspired exaltation." In that sense you're right, even though you didn't formulate this noun into your sentence correctly.

But possibly you misspelled this word and instead intended it as the adjective "furry." But even in that case I fail to see where your thinking on that matter is coming from, unless you slept with a hairy tranny going by the name of Jamie Michelle. If so, it wasn't me. As far as genetic males go, I'm far from hairy. Indeed, I'm unable to even grow a full beard, nor do I grow much body hair.

Concerning acidheads, below is just a very small list of acidheads of note:

Bill Gates
Cary Grant
Richard Feynman
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Steve Jobs

To answer your question as to when I last got laid, that would be a few weeks ago. My boyfriend currently is working in another town right now, otherwise I'd be getting good dickings by him on a regular basis.

Lastly, I wonder what your problem is. If I were of such a mind, I could say a lot of nasty things about you and/or your looks. Instead, all I've ever been to you is nice. But apparently no good deed goes unpunished.

Oh, please. I meant "furry" and you know it, you myopic degenerate. Because you do look very furry to me. And don't deny for one minute that you never use product in your hair. May I make a sugestion? Go to your local ghetto wigstore NOW. Good Lord...
:roll:

And why isn't this supposed boyfriend of yours buying you some laser treatments? Is he a gay biker on acid? Does he actually like the blue hue around your lips and on your chin? Because, I'm sorry, but it looks like you need a serious beat-down with pink clown makeup and Dermablend. Now do yourself a favor, and stop spending your money on drugs that make you believe in your own idealistic bullshit, and get your hygiene transition underway.

Interesting how I'm short-sighted because you misspelled "furry." I guess I didn't have the foresight to correct you before you made that mistake. Shame on me for being so myopic.

As far as using products in my hair, all I use is shampoo and conditioner. My hair is naturally fluffy like that. I don't use hairspray or gell, or anything else. From your above comments you apparently think that is quite amazing.

Were you aware that Gaye Bykers On Acid is actually the name of a band?

Regarding the slight beard shadow which can be seen in larger versions of my avatar picture for this forum, I didn't use any foundation for those pictures. Had I, then that slight shadow wouldn't be visible. Although it's intriguing as to why any such matters interest you so much (such as what hair products I supposedly *must* use).

As far as drugs, I don't spend any money on drugs. And the only drugs I currently use are cigarettes and beer.

Concerning "idealistic bullshit," the proper ethic of human relations is do unto others as you would have others do unto you, commonly known as the Golden Rule. This can be reformulated into the political ethic of the Law of Total Freedom: Each person has the right to do what they will with their own. If that's "bullshit" then we're screwed, as the absence of that is slavery.