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[Youngmc]

is it me, or does every girl lie about size and functionality?... ok 90%

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

[legman]

I would say the vast majority lie about more than size. Many providers lie about how unrushed and caring a session will be. Very rare indeed to find a pleasant unrushed and totally satisfying session. I have become very dubious of any advertised claims.
GG are often more of a dissapointment with regard to being rushed and uninterested. Why in the world would any one take the time and spend the money to be with a provider if it simply means jerking off as fast as you can and being booted out. Gosh, if it were really true that a client was able to spend an entire hour with a girl that would be beyond my wildest dreams!

[olite71]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show.

[hwbs]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

[pairodoxxx]

I still don't understand why someone would lie about something that is so easily found out to be wrong.

[olite71]

I still don't understand why someone would lie about something that is so easily found out to be wrong.



What?

Did you know that about 30% of applicants for mortgages lie about their income something as easy to ascertain as demanding a W-2 and a 1040....

These are tens of millions of people who are not even in the sex industry (which is built on a measure of fantasy and exaggeration)--In the mortgage case, the recipients of the lie (the overeager banks) are too willing to do business just as the recipients of the lie about dick size are caught up in the frenzy of a sexual hunt.

In both cases, a sale is closed and a product (a home or sex) is purchased....

Short term gratification defeats the worry of long term consequences---that's called: THE AMERICAN WAY.

[Ecstatic]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...
Yep, I do, and here they are for your edification and/or consternation.

[olite71]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...
Yep, I do, and here they are for your edification and/or consternation.


The problem with this chart is as follows. We do not know if there is some kind correlation of men with large cocks to go into the sex trade, do we?

What if 80% of men with 8% penises go into the sex trade. That's more than a million men?

Well hell--then everybody out there in the sex trade who advertised 8 inches could have the real goods. You rarely see really small penises in porn movies right?

I know that's not the case. But my point is this--just this raw average thing may not mean that much without doing further statistical analysis.

[hwbs]

I didn't mean research scientifically....i meant goto shemaleescortreview.com :lol:

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.

[olite71]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?"

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?" You could of left it at the first sentence..I understood your SARCASM.

[ohioboy]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?"


lol...yo this shit was funny.

[olite71]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?" You could of left it at the first sentence..I understood your SARCASM.


I appreciate your sense of humor. Please know that when i wrote with "all due respect," I actually meant it.

[MrsKellyPierce]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?" You could of left it at the first sentence..I understood your SARCASM.


I appreciate your sense of humor. Please know that when i wrote with "all due respect," I actually meant it. As did I?

[olite71]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6


With all due respect that is a worthless reply. As an analogy it would be like saying "well the fries at Burger King suck too," when the thread is: "Don't you think the french fries at Hardees suck?"

Whatever might be the case of the fries at Burger King it is irrelevant to the issue at hand, which is, (in that example) "the Fries at Hardees." Consequently, what guys in general might lie about is irrelevant to what transsexual escorts might lie about.

It is distressing to see so much of this kind of discourse on this site---i.e. a person says: "X is such and such," and without commenting at all on "X" someone else points out the perceived shortcomings of "Y."

This gets us nowhere....unless of course we just want to mimic The O'Reilly factor or some such other worthless panel show. Well in all due respect it wasn't a serious reply and you are long winded.



Whew---you're right. That must have taken 9 seconds to read.


"Long winded" is an interesting comment, however. In my experience, it generally means saying a lot about nothing.... one could argue that it could take the form of posting hundreds and hundreds of short posts, that basically say what could be said in five words (i.e. "can I have some attention""). Or it could mean posting something that takes 9 seconds to read.

You should conduct a poll. Title it: "What is long winded?" You could of left it at the first sentence..I understood your SARCASM.


I appreciate your sense of humor. Please know that when i wrote with "all due respect," I actually meant it. As did I?



I assumed so. But I also have the context that I've noticed a lot of people have strong opinions about you on this site and it wouldn't necessarily be out of line (in message board world) for you to let some steam off and give me a verbal beatdown.

Message boards do bring out some vitriolic impulses in people. On the contrary, I try my best to be the same way on them as I am face to face (i.e. keeping a respectful tone while also being sincere----for example, face to face, my cock size is the same as it is on the message board.).

[eroseeeker]

I've had my share of experiences. Maybe It's only luck, but the girls have always gotten pleasingly hard. As far as rushing through, I have experienced it and my only reaction is to find someone else.

There are so many costs that the girls sustain in achieving the look they want that I am sure some of this rushing comes from trying to do too much.

On the other hand if you call to come by without enough notice, show up late, show up dirty or ungroomed, don't smell good and haven't bothered properly with oral hygiene (any one or more of these things) then you have only yourself to blame for a substandard experience.

I find that preparing for the meeting just as you would for any important date (which it is) goes a long way toward making your partner feel comfortable being intimate with you. You're spending a lot of money for a quality professional - it is silly not to protect that investment by not putting your best foot forward.

Finally, although variety is the spice of life, I've found that being a loyal customer pays huge dividends. Once you are really comfortable with each other, it's just better. I've made a couple friends who I am very close to and I would do just about anything for them.

The bottom line is to treat your date with respect.

Dave in Tampa

[the Adrienne Barbeaubot]

I don't know. I'm 8" or maybe 7"&3/4 when fully erect,but I'm a good-hearted person, and that's all that matters.

[MISTYNITELY]

I didn't mean research scientifically....i meant goto shemaleescortreview.com :lol:Well i think those reveiw sites are totally one sided.Allot of times those guys dont tell how they come to the girls places unshowered with bad attitudes or complain about how many times they been with someone and they arent functional etc.i have never lied on any of my ads i am bonified 8 and functional{pun intended lol.i think its all about choice and entering at your own risk .

[mikey_stl]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud. It's the same as if a guy paid an escort in counterfeit currency. Or didn't pay her at all.

[mikey_stl]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.

[MISTYNITELY]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.Then they wouldnt make any money cause guys would be jackin off and trading them etc..hmmm sound familiar? lol

[gummi baer]

We are all supposed to measure from the belly button, aren't we?

[ezed]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud.

I'd like to see you prosecute that fraud.

mikey_stl "Your honor, I paid good money expecting the advertised 8 inches, she only had five! That's FRAUD!"
Judge "Can you point to the defendant in the court room"
mikey_stl "No, your honor, she's a no show"
Judge "Do you have her name?
mikey_stl "Yes sir I do, its Ileen Becauseitshuge"
Judge "And how much did you pay?
mikey_stl "$300"
Judge "And what did you do with the 5 inches she provided"
mikey_stl "Well I let her sodomize me analy and orally"
Judge "mikey_stl, I sentence you to six months probation and a $2000 fine for soliciting prostitution. NEXT CASE"

[dskreet2]

We are all supposed to measure from the belly button, aren't we?

No, I think you're supposed to start at the end of your anus?!?! Including the length of you sack as bonus points. See below (AFTER reading my comments, then look below), she is ten inches easy, and she is soft in this pic.

[a994]

Well i think those reveiw sites are totally one sided.Allot of times those guys dont tell how they come to the girls places unshowered with bad attitudes or complain about how many times they been with someone and they arent functional etc.




Or ask the ladies "Why should I pay you $500 for an hour to be with you when that same amount of money will buy me six girls and a twelve-pack over on Seedystone and 80th?"

[sucka4chix]

well estatic has the charts....for the 8 inches an over crowd starts at like 1 in 20000 roughly...so you have to be suspect when every one out there claims to be 8-13 inches...if u really care bout size first and foremost , do your research...

I think all escorts should have their cock pics online, so they can't exagerrate.Then they wouldnt make any money cause guys would be jackin off and trading them etc..hmmm sound familiar? lol
Pa-lease! The guys that jack off to little bitty eros ads aren't gonna spend any money on escorts anyway!
If a girl has a nice cock and shows she has a nice cock, she will definitely be getting visits!

[sucka4chix]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6
been a man quite some time and never lied about. Contrary to what you may think we don't get alot of opportunies to talk about it.

[werwt22]

yawn guys do it more lol they are always 8 inches and beyond when really they are 6

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud.

I'd like to see you prosecute that fraud.

mikey_stl "Your honor, I paid good money expecting the advertised 8 inches, she only had five! That's FRAUD!"
Judge "Can you point to the defendant in the court room"
mikey_stl "No, your honor, she's a no show"
Judge "Do you have her name?
mikey_stl "Yes sir I do, its Ileen Becauseitshuge"
Judge "And how much did you pay?
mikey_stl "$300"
Judge "And what did you do with the 5 inches she provided"
mikey_stl "Well I let her sodomize me analy and orally"
Judge "mikey_stl, I sentence you to six months probation and a $2000 fine for soliciting prostitution. NEXT CASE"


LMAO :claps :lol: But back to the subject....It's all bullshit....there like door-to-door salesmen with the suitcase that sell you something and never have to see you again after you find out what they sold you is wasnt anything like what they advertised (i.e. crap). They dont care and they already have your money...its just a shady part of the world I choose not to deal with.

[tsafficianado]

owwweee, paper cut :shock:

[mikey_stl]

is it me, or does every girl lie about size and functionality?... ok 90%

A lot of them probably lie about size. I've seen the ads -- there can't all be that many 8" -plus T-girls. Most of them are probably functional if they say they are. Everybody had trouble getting it up, and I think that a t-giril who is an escort -- and may have seen several men in a day -- might have a problem from time-to-time.

[mikey_stl]

I didn't mean research scientifically....i meant goto shemaleescortreview.com :lol:Well i think those reveiw sites are totally one sided.Allot of times those guys dont tell how they come to the girls places unshowered with bad attitudes or complain about how many times they been with someone and they arent functional etc.i have never lied on any of my ads i am bonified 8 and functional{pun intended lol.i think its all about choice and entering at your own risk .

I agree. The times I've been to escorts, they've always treated me well (with a couple of minor exceptions -- there will always be some bad apples) and that's because I've always tried to treat them well.

[jolo]

Well, it's true, guys do lie about their size. However, for an escort to lie, it's fraud. It's the same as if a guy paid an escort in counterfeit currency. Or didn't pay her at all.
This post is too funny to me to leave alone.
A Counterfeit dick !!!!!!
Is the first thing that one does when they see an escort is to take out a tape measure and measure the size of the dick of the escort ?
I mean, size can be a moving target through the day and for advertising, maybe measuring at full erection and using a pump possibly.
If the size is all encompassing when seeing an escort, I recommend forgetting the escort and purchasing a dildo, which is to the preferred size.
The thing about escorts is .....they are human, people and it is the humanness of the experience that is what people go for. There is a lot more than get getting your rocks off.
JT :D

[bluesoul]

^^ just as you find that reply funny, i find something both embarrassing and tragic about the use of the word "provider" in the reply quoted below


I would say the vast majority lie about more than size. Many providers lie about how unrushed and caring a session will be. Very rare indeed to find a pleasant unrushed and totally satisfying session. I have become very dubious of any advertised claims.
GG are often more of a dissapointment with regard to being rushed and uninterested. Why in the world would any one take the time and spend the money to be with a provider if it simply means jerking off as fast as you can and being booted out. Gosh, if it were really t
rue that a client was able to spend an entire hour with a girl that would be beyond my wildest dreams!