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angry
03-07-2007, 08:54 PM
Got this idea from a radio show this morning.See what you can come up with.What would make the world's thinnest book?Mine...............

1. Truth's Dick Cheney Has Told!
2. Brittany Spear's Self Help Manual
3. Book's I have read by George W
4. Why I Still Love Bill by Hillary
5. What I Have learned So Far by Paris Hilton

xfiver
03-07-2007, 10:13 PM
Got this idea from a radio show this morning.See what you can come up with.What would make the world's thinnest book?Mine...............

1. Truth's Dick Cheney Has Told!
2. Brittany Spear's Self Help Manual
3. Book's I have read by George W
4. Why I Still Love Bill by Hillary
5. What I Have learned So Far by Paris Hilton

1. Deep Thoughts by Kelly Shore (writing under a pseudonym)

WORLD's LARGEST BOOK:

1. The Kelly Shore Collection: Memoirs from a transsexual forum

mpcc2004
03-07-2007, 10:32 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LG
03-07-2007, 10:47 PM
World's shortest book:

Liberals I actually like- by TFan (updated version)




And the world's longest book:


...(wait for it)...


Things I've shoved up my ass- by Vala TS

Vala_TS
03-08-2007, 12:08 AM
And the world's longest book:


...(wait for it)...


Things I've shoved up my ass- by Vala TS

Why thank you very much! :D

Also, I've added whiffleball bat to the list.

Vala,

LG
03-08-2007, 12:36 AM
Why thank you very much! :D

You're welcome. :)



Also, I've added whiffleball bat to the list.
Vala,
:shock:
I had to look that one up, actually. We can add it to the next edition... :)

Quinn
03-08-2007, 01:24 AM
Intelligent Kentuckians

03-08-2007, 01:28 AM
Lies George W Bush has told.

People who have kicked Dick Cheney's ass

People who have kicked TFans ass

Libtards who have jobs

Libtards who aren't weak bitches.

specialk
03-08-2007, 01:37 AM
World's shortest book:

Liberals I actually like- by TFan (updated version)




And the world's longest book:


...(wait for it)...


Things I've shoved up my ass- by Vala TS

You mean this guy???

Perverted Monk
03-08-2007, 02:12 AM
This thread is a riot!!

ILuvGurls
03-08-2007, 02:44 AM
Lies George W Bush has told.

People who have kicked Dick Cheney's ass

People who have kicked TFans ass

Libtards who have jobs

Libtards who aren't weak bitches.

like this version better......good stuff

otherguy
03-08-2007, 02:45 AM
Profiles in Absence, Military Edition edited by G. W. Bush w/ submissions by Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft, Richard Perle, Paul Wolfowitz, Dennis Hastert, Trent Lott, Tom DeLay, Newt Gingrich, and Rush Limbaugh

Dino Velvet
03-08-2007, 03:00 AM
Shortest
-Killing Them With Kindness by Kim Jong-il
-Abs Of Steel by Michael Moore
-America The Beautiful by Osama Bin Laden
-The Benefits Of Waxing by Robin Williams
-My Best & Funniest Material by Elayne Boosler
-How To Train For A Marathon by Stephen Hawking
-Make Your Money Work For You by MC Hammer
-My Life As A Tranny Chaser by Charlton Heston

Longest
-Little Peckers I'd Like In My Mouth by Michael Jackson
-Race Baiting For Profit by Jesse Jackson
-Meals I've Skipped by Nicole Ritchie
-It's Not Who You Know, It's Who You Blow: How To Succeed In Hollywood Without Talent by Keanu Reeves

tubgirl
03-08-2007, 03:12 AM
Shortest
-Killing Them With Kindness by Kim Jong-il
-Abs Of Steel by Michael Moore
-America The Beautiful by Osama Bin Laden
-The Benefits Of Waxing by Robin Williams
-My Best & Funniest Material by Elayne Boosler
-How To Train For A Marathon by Stephen Hawking
-Make Your Money Work For You by MC Hammer
-My Life As A Tranny Chaser by Charlton Heston

Longest
-Little Peckers I'd Like In My Mouth by Michael Jackson
-Race Baiting For Profit by Jesse Jackson
-Meals I've Skipped by Nicole Ritchie
-It's Not Who You Know, It's Who You Blow: How To Succeed In Hollywood Without Talent by Keanu Reeves

hands down, best post ever...

/end thread

ezed
03-08-2007, 07:15 AM
And the world's longest book:


...(wait for it)...


Things I've shoved up my ass- by Vala TS

Why thank you very much! :D

Also, I've added whiffleball bat to the list.

Vala,

Fuck me, did you shove Anthony up your ass???????????

Vala_TS
03-08-2007, 07:16 AM
Who's Anthony?

Vala,

ezed
03-08-2007, 07:54 AM
Who's Anthony?

Vala,

screen name on whackbag.com "wiffleballbatlube"
I thought you knew.

Vala_TS
03-08-2007, 07:57 AM
Who's Anthony?

Vala,

screen name on whackbag.com "wiffleballbatlube"
I thought you knew.

Nope, a real yellow whiffleball bat. I don't know of that site or any Anthony.

Vala,