You're going to die

[MrsKellyPierce]

Thoughts?

[Avenged01]

It happens
No point dwelling on it.

[popperluv]

Im not afraid !!


There is a great book out called "Life After Death"!
Its a must read for everyone who is going to die.

[muhmuh]

its pretty nasty when youre actually forced to get to grips with the thought

[Realgirls4me]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but let me get lunch outta the way first, okay?



;)

[MrsKellyPierce]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but let me get lunch outta the way first, okay?



;) Okay lol

[Trogdor]

Speak for yourself.

I plan to live forever. :mrgreen:

[tsntx]

is this bc i saw the ring... around your starfish?

[Fox]

I'm not afraid of death at all as it's a part of life. I'm afraid of not living life to the fullest and being forgotten after death.

No I'm not.

[Coroner]

When I look at all the old people... I hope I die :)

[chefmike]

Yes, worms will eat your flesh.

[chefmike]

Unless you're cremated...

[Coroner]

yes, that´s capitalism :)

[Coroner]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

[MrsKellyPierce]

is this bc i saw the ring... around your starfish? :lol:

[MrsKellyPierce]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

[tsntx]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

:shock:

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock:

[Fox]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

Why...? To be made a martyr?

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

WTF!?

That's a bad mortician, honestly! Drain me before you bury me, motherfucker! :lol:

[MrsKellyPierce]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

:shock:

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: I guess to go out with a cause or like Fox said a martyr in a way

[muhmuh]

do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

ive read less insulting remarks about her looks than this from passionatelover ^^

[tsntx]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

WTF!?

That's a bad mortician, honestly! Drain me before you bury me, motherfucker! :lol:

lol yeah for real.. how many ppl didnt do their job for this to have happened....

i heard from a friend that a girl in her graduating class was dating a mortician and she had all these flesh eating bacteria sores in her mouth that were basically eatin her face and when she went to the doctor he told her the only way you can get that is from coming into contact w/ dead person... meaning she blew her bf after he fucked a dead person... ewwww

[Teabagger Vance]

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock:

Nah, she'll be played by Lindsay Lohan.

[MrsKellyPierce]

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock:

Nah, she'll be played by Lindsay Lohan. lol Lindsay Lohan

[scorpion]

Life is dangerous..you gonna die beacause of it.

[tsntx]

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock:

Nah, she'll be played by Lindsay Lohan.

lindsay wont do lifetime til shes old


FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!! :lol:

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

WTF!?

That's a bad mortician, honestly! Drain me before you bury me, motherfucker! :lol:

lol yeah for real.. how many ppl didnt do their job for this to have happened....

i heard from a friend that a girl in her graduating class was dating a mortician and she had all these flesh eating bacteria sores in her mouth that were basically eatin her face and when she went to the doctor he told her the only way you can get that is from coming into contact w/ dead person... meaning she blew her bf after he fucked a dead person... ewwww


OMG! You replied to my post! LOL

[stillies77]

firecrotch...and that mortician story jen,...gross lol

[MrsKellyPierce]

why would you hope for that? do you want someone awful to play you in a lifetime movie? like... ::shudders:: tori spelling?

:shock:

Nah, she'll be played by Lindsay Lohan.

lindsay wont do lifetime til shes old


FIRECROTCH!!!!!!!! :lol: They'll pick a boy actor and dress him up with a deep voice like they always do lol It annoyed me so much when I saw the Gwen Aurijio story if the girl wasn't found out by all these people she isn't going to sound like a guy.

[chefmike]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

I hope that you're not too damn disappointed (after you're dead, that is) if your death is a little less dramatic...

I mean after all....

Elvis croaked on the shitter...

Mama Cass choked to death on a sandwich...

George Bush choked on his lies...my bad, just wishful thinking...

And as for Anna Nicole...well...who cares?

[Coroner]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

WTF!?

That's a bad mortician, honestly! Drain me before you bury me, motherfucker! :lol:

He was clinically dead and was buried the next day when he woke up. Because he was strong (fat :lol: ), he could break out. The people began to ran away when he was betting for help to bring him to a hospital and thw worms already started to do their job. Let´s have a barbecue, forget about this.....

[muhmuh]

i hope i die like that kid they talk about in clerks 1

[BeardedOne]

Ever since the bloodbath of my last relationship, I have been patiently waiting for death.

BOOOORRRINNNGGG!

[Ecstatic]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....
Sounds like a deadringer. (For any who don't know, 100s of years ago when someone was buried they would tie a string to his toe attached to a bell above the grave. If he was accidentally buried alive, the bell would ring, and they'd dig him up. Hence: deadringer.)

Personally, death holds no fear for me. Growing old and infirm does.

[templek]

I dont know why there are a lot of crap discussion threads started of by the usual people. Are they attention seekers or internet junkies with nothing better to do?

Maybe they are in a race to hit the magic number of 1000 posts.

Life is for living
do not live a dead life
there is such thing as life before death

if it was up to me
death would die

so make it your goal
to kill death
mad madness
frustrate frustrations
assassinate assasinators

as for the coffin you will be buried in
the tree that makes it has not been planted

[MrsKellyPierce]

This is probably gross, but I hope I die of a hate crime...Honestly.

I hope that you're not too damn disappointed (after you're dead, that is) if your death is a little less dramatic...

I mean after all....

Elvis croaked on the shitter...

Mama Cass choked to death on a sandwich...

George Bush choked on his lies...my bad, just wishful thinking...

And as for Anna Nicole...well...who cares? lol I'm just saying

[J Money]

oh well tell me somethin i dont know

[MrsKellyPierce]

oh well tell me somethin i dont know You've got a big dick

[chefmike]

oh well tell me somethin i dont know You've got a big dick

good one

[ohioboy]

I want to die with a shemale cock up my ass.....ooooooooooor maybe in my sleep. LOL..as long as im not in excrutiating pain and torture.

I want to die with a shemale cock up my ass.....

WTF?

[ohioboy]

it was a joke, probably a poor one.

[ohioboy]

riiiiiiiiight......i guess you can look at it as we are all made up of atoms and molecules and when we die, they disperse back into the earth/solar system/ universe etc..

[trish]

race ya to the end.

[tsntx]

riiiiiiiiight......i guess you can look at it as we are all made up of atoms and molecules and when we die, they disperse back into the earth/solar system/ universe etc..

wait... the guy that wanted to die w/ escort pounding away in his ass, is going to critique someone elses viewpoint?

*esp. one that is quoted from someone else

[peggygee]

I'm getting frozen. http://www.alcor.org/

I will tell your descendants what truly wonderful people
you were.

Seriously.

If they can bring me back.

:roll:

Costs:

Minimum Suspension Funding:

$150,000.00 Whole Body Suspension ($65,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $70,000 for cryonic suspension, $15,000.00 to the CMS Fund).


$ 80,000.00 Neurosuspension ($25,000 to the Patient Care Trust, $40,000 for cryonic suspension, $15,000.00 to the CMS Fund).
Surcharges:

$ 15,000.00 Surcharge for Members residing in the United Kingdom.


$ 25,000.00 Surcharge for Members outside the U.S., Canada, and the United Kingdom.


$ 25,000.00 Surcharge for last minute, non-member suspensions

Funding options:

http://www.alcor.org/BecomeMember/sdfunding.htm

[ottorocket]

I will go out with a bang...one way or another.

[ohioboy]

riiiiiiiiight......i guess you can look at it as we are all made up of atoms and molecules and when we die, they disperse back into the earth/solar system/ universe etc..

wait... the guy that wanted to die w/ escort pounding away in his ass, is going to critique someone elses viewpoint?

*esp. one that is quoted from someone else


LMAO.... i was critiquing Mark Twains viewpoint, and but in all honesty(and im not talkin about gettin poundin in my ass, i dont even like that) thats the most scientific proof we have of an 'afterlife' so actually Twain was right, only he said it more eloquently as he so often did.

What happens if you don't cough up the dough?

Do they thaw you out and throw you into a stew?

[CORVETTEDUDE]

What a morbid post. Here's the bottom line...If your gonna die, do it with dignity and help those of us that remain, Take a bunch of the ASSHOLES in the world with you!!!!

[Linsey]

In the long run, we're all dead.

John Maynard Keynes

[peggygee]

What happens if you don't cough up the dough?

Do they thaw you out and throw you into a stew?

You would fund it through one of these four methods:

1. Life Insurance
Used by the vast majority of current Alcor members, this is the most typical funding arrangement because it is affordable on a day-to-day basis. Alcor is designated as both the beneficiary and owner of the life insurance policy (revocable if membership terminated), although Alcor may accept co-ownership and/or collateral assignment on large policies. The death benefit must equal or exceed the amount required for cryopreservation.

2. Prepaid - Cash or Equivalent
Funds may be transferred to Alcor’s secure prepaid Smith-Barney account in the form of check, money order, credit card, debit card, wire transfer, federally-insured certificates of deposit, marketable securities, other financial instruments, etc., or combinations thereof. If prepayment is made in marketable securities, Alcor may liquidate the marketable securities upon receipt.

3. Trusts
All trusts involve some form of fees to the oversight trust company. Some applicants may perceive a potential advantage of trust funding, as it introduces third-party involvement in the trust company, which pays Alcor after the terms of your contract with Alcor have been satisfied.

4. Annuity
An annuity is “a savings plan with a life-insurance company”. As with prepaid funding, a lump sum is paid up-front, equivalent to at least the amount necessary to qualify for the applicant’s Alcor membership. But the payment is to a life-insurance company entirely separate from Alcor, to establish the annuity. Amounts above the minimum funding may be added to the annuity at any time. An annuity can provide the same level of certainty of funds being available to Alcor as a life insurance policy, without the restrictions of obtaining life insurance (age, driving record, health, etc.) and may provide a higher rate of interest return than other forms of funding.

Further info at this link:

http://www.alcor.org/BecomeMember/sdfunding.htm

Insurance premiums on that amount $30 - $50 / month

Hey, you pays your money, your takes your chances'. :shrug

[CORVETTEDUDE]

What happens if you don't cough up the dough?

Do they thaw you out and throw you into a stew?

You would fund it through one of these four methods:

1. Life Insurance
Used by the vast majority of current Alcor members, this is the most typical funding arrangement because it is affordable on a day-to-day basis. Alcor is designated as both the beneficiary and owner of the life insurance policy (revocable if membership terminated), although Alcor may accept co-ownership and/or collateral assignment on large policies. The death benefit must equal or exceed the amount required for cryopreservation.

2. Prepaid - Cash or Equivalent
Funds may be transferred to Alcor’s secure prepaid Smith-Barney account in the form of check, money order, credit card, debit card, wire transfer, federally-insured certificates of deposit, marketable securities, other financial instruments, etc., or combinations thereof. If prepayment is made in marketable securities, Alcor may liquidate the marketable securities upon receipt.

3. Trusts
All trusts involve some form of fees to the oversight trust company. Some applicants may perceive a potential advantage of trust funding, as it introduces third-party involvement in the trust company, which pays Alcor after the terms of your contract with Alcor have been satisfied.

4. Annuity
An annuity is “a savings plan with a life-insurance company”. As with prepaid funding, a lump sum is paid up-front, equivalent to at least the amount necessary to qualify for the applicant’s Alcor membership. But the payment is to a life-insurance company entirely separate from Alcor, to establish the annuity. Amounts above the minimum funding may be added to the annuity at any time. An annuity can provide the same level of certainty of funds being available to Alcor as a life insurance policy, without the restrictions of obtaining life insurance (age, driving record, health, etc.) and may provide a higher rate of interest return than other forms of funding.

Further info at this link:

http://www.alcor.org/BecomeMember/sdfunding.htm

Insurance premiums on that amount $30 - $50 / month

Hey, you pays your money, your takes your chances'. :shrug

Peggy, it's much easier than you make it sound! Just go rob a fuckin' bank!!!

[peggygee]

Peggy, it's much easier than you make it sound! Just go rob a fuckin' bank!!!

I don't know, if I get all shot up they might not be able to bring
me back from that. :smh

I realize it sounds far fetched, but who would have thought we
would be in an age where they are discussing cloning, performing
in vitro fertization, stem cell research, etc.

Science is so cool. :wink:

[solohansoso]

i was born alone. i will die alone. i'm all alone right now. uh oh!
most things i'm afraid of all turn to the idea of death i believe. my quest is to not be afraid of anything.
so, bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.... ;-)

dang, you guys and gals are deep here.

[Jennifer_English]

Eventually. Yes :)

[otherguy]

cloning

Buy a QTip.
Swab it around in your mouth.
Put it in a test tube and vacuum seal it.
Attach your last Driver's License to the test tube, or, if that picture is unacceptable, attach a head shot of your favorite celebrity and label.*
Send it to Mr Tastee c/o Switzerland.
Let it settle for 500 years.
If the freezer is still there, thaw for 1h.
Empty contents of test tube into Ronco Presto! Regeneratron (TM).
Process until mass resembles the humanoid on the license.
Allow your Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandneice to take you to show and tell.

* Attaching a celebrity's photo may ensure an expedited regeneration, but your results may vary. Do not under any circumstances choose George W. Bush as your head shot as you will be marked as 'Inflammatory', 'Hazardous', or 'Incompetent' at best. It will also ensure that your QTip is ritually stoned before immolation.

[freak]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

I have some ocean front property for you to buy in Nevada too

[Felicia Katt]

He said I was in my early forties
with a lot of life before me
when a moment came that stopped me on a dime
and I spent most of the next days
looking at the x-rays
Talking bout the options
and talking bout sweet time
I asked him when it sank in
that this might really be the real end
how�s it hit you when you get that kinda news
man what�d you do

and he said
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I�d been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

He said I was finally the husband
that most the time I wasn�t
and I became a friend a friend would like to have
and all the sudden going fishin
wasn�t such an imposition
and I went three times that year I lost my dad
well I finally read the good book
and I took a good long hard look
at what I�d do if I could do it all again

and then
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I�d been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.

Like tomorrow was a gift and you got eternity to think about
what�d you do with it what did you do with it
what did I do with it
what would I do with it?

Sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named fumanchu
and then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I watched an eagle as it was flying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying
To live like you were dying

Great song, great philosophy.

FK

[ezed]

When you die something happens or it doesn't. If it doesn't, you won't know. Only your surviors suffer or rejoice (silently of course). :twisted:

[Azanti]

Felica, I love that post.

Kelly - I have thought about this subject a great deal. I have lost four people close to me, all under the age of twenty four (Plus Lisa Kage's death was a real kick in the bollocks, as we say in the uk)

The first one, my best friend at College, was only 16 at the time, way too young and I should have been there at the time and I was not. Later I would loose my closest cousin to HIV in the early days 1991, which was very sad. He was a lovely guy (After all you never forget who bought you your first set of lego when your a kid right?) the third was an ex of mine, head on collision with a coach in 1994, then someone I loved but never told in 1998 - the biggest mistake of my life. I remember sometime later I won this award for something - It doesn't really matter what it was for. Everyone was getting up and thanking their agents and all the usual shit, and when I got up to collect mine I said 'When you love someone, you should tell them' Jesus the whole place went so quiet all of sudden you could have heard a pin drop (there was 3000 people there) and I deadicated the award to her. Have I learnt anything from all this? Yeah, too much sometimes, sometimes I wish I had the gift of innocence and didn't think about it at all - Does my own mortality scare me, I could be all stotic and say 'Well all have to die sometime etc' but hell yeah dying scares me, because I am not religious so I cannot depend on any kind of faith. However, I will tell you KELLY, what scares me more is wasting the time I have while I am here, and for the last three years, which have been hard to say the least. I have done way too much of that. Now I try and make each day count for something.

[dirtydubled]

Way i look at it, Death is a natural part of life. It's abundantly clear that we can't stay here forever and i don't know that i'd want to but whatever is after this has got to be better. Eternal optimism perhaps.... maybe.

[DimitriWolfe]

I will die sooner or later. We all will, so no reason to fear it. Live hard with no regrets and it will be OK when that day comes.

[ILuvGurls]

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely and in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, Champagne and strawberries in hand and proclaiming... 'Wow! What a ride!' Author Unknown

[Coroner]

I will be cremated for sure..... u know, I heard a story about the father of a good friend of mine who woke up in his grave... he was thought dead after the heart attack.... man, he broke out because his strong, otherwise no chance....

I have some ocean front property for you to buy in Nevada too

for that, u got to open a new thread and write in clickable blue words :)