SMELLY PEOPLE

[shemale_ass_eater]

:roll:
Oh man so I go to the "great" village cafe last night and hook up with some ts I've never seen before. Not only did she have A LOT of body hair but when she dropped her pants she literraly smelled like SHIT. I had no clue wat it was but the scent stayed with me till I changed & showered (no assholes it wasn't me). I honestly threw up 5 seconds after her finishing my standing bj (hey u know I had to let her finish). I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ. Word of advice if u guys come across a short central american lookin (claims she's from DR) ts with lots of make up in the village cafe STAY AWAY

[Quinn]

LOl... At least you were gentleman enough not to let a little thing like her complete lack of hygiene get in the way of your busting a nut.

-Quinn

[eggbert]

And you had to "let her finish" why????

[The Guardian]

:roll:
Oh man so I go to the "great" village cafe last night and hook up with some ts I've never seen before. Not only did she have A LOT of body hair but when she dropped her pants she literraly smelled like SHIT. I had no clue wat it was but the scent stayed with me till I changed & showered (no assholes it wasn't me). I honestly threw up 5 seconds after her finishing my standing bj (hey u know I had to let her finish). I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ. Word of advice if u guys come across a short central american lookin (claims she's from DR) ts with lots of make up in the village cafe STAY AWAY

Now THIS is entertaing stuff.....NOT! More than we need to know. Sounds like you should take your own advice, or did you actually like it? :lol:

[TomSelis]

Why didn't you "stay away?"

[scorpion]

I very sensible against this...so I have run away

[Fox]

Dude, seriously, why didn't you tell her to go take care of that? I mean, you could've told her in a nice way that she smelled like shit, or said "Hey, let's take a shower together" or something, damn.

No way in hell I would... *mumble mumble*

[Looking 4 Now]

What's the scene in the Village Cafe like these days

Anyone been there lately

[shemale_ass_eater]

Why I let her finish? Hey $50 don't exactly grow on trees.
Why didn't I tell her lets take a shower togther? Lol are you fuckin kiddin me. You wanna go get romantic with a transexual hooker be my guest.

[MrsKellyPierce]

I usually carry perfume in my BAG and I'll start spraying it if it smells bad around me! :lol:

[Avenged01]

Why I let her finish? Hey $50 don't exactly grow on trees.
Why didn't I tell her lets take a shower togther? Lol are you fuckin kiddin me. You wanna go get romantic with a transexual hooker be my guest.

It'll cost more than $50 in hospital fees if you catch something off her.

Form your rather stomach churning account i'd have paid at least $100 to get her out of my sight.

[MrsKellyPierce]

Eww you had sex with a smelly person? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: OMG some of the stuff thats posted on this board!! I'd say go take a fucking shower you nasty skank :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tsntx]

And you had to "let her finish" why????

i think the better question here is "why did you let her start?"

[LG]

I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ

Did she make you "naxious", then?

:lol:

Sorry, it's an in joke. Some people will get it.


Gross story by the way...Too much information for me.

[eggbert]

[quote]I actually almost blew chunks right on top of her head but I held it in like champ

Did she make you "naxious", then?

:lol:

Sorry, it's an in joke. Some people will get it.


LOL. I've been doing my reading.

Actually, you gotta hand it to this guy. I'll bet it took everything he had to wait those 5 seconds before spewing. She may have asked for more money if he'd blown chunks on her head. But then again, that may have been the incentive to take a shower.