I'm a Certified Tranny Expert today!

[ezed]

I am so thrilled to be recognized as a Certified Tranny Expert. I will attempt to live up to this designation, by resisting the urge to slam Rookie Posters and instead encourage them to seek out J, Chefmike, and Adrianna for the answers to all their questions.

I’d like to thank the moderators for putting up with my angry tirades. And thank those who have inspired me …. B-1, Suckseed, emmettray, Trish, Ecstatic, peggygee and TSJennifer. If I forgotten anyone, it’s because I’m drinking.

It’s been a wonderful ride and I attempted to do it with out allot of “WOW”, “I’d hit it”, “More pics please” and the old “let me know when you’re coming to…” posts. Though I may have had a couple. And I could never resist an ‘Am I Gay” or religion post. But then Adrianna said “all right we get it” so I slowed down. Or something like that.

I will endeavor to continue posting silly ass comments, despite the slings and arrows of the “angry typing guys/girls” out there. Life is short and it’s time to laugh. I love you girls and I’ll have you know, I’m not an expert but I do have a “Certified” now stamped on my ass and you’ll find me in the specialty meat section of your local grocery store. So if you’re interested and have a store card, pick me up and you’ll get a few dollars off at the register.

PS... I gained this status on Valentine's Day! Thank you Kelly Shore for inspiring my wise ass comment!

[stillies77]

hahaha great picture holy shit...i seriously just laughed really hard

[MrsKellyPierce]

I am so thrilled to be recognized as a Certified Tranny Expert. I will attempt to live up to this designation, by resisting the urge to slam Rookie Posters and instead encourage them to seek out J, Chefmike, and Adrianna for the answers to all their questions.

I’d like to thank the moderators for putting up with my angry tirades. And thank those who have inspired me …. B-1, Suckseed, emmettray, Trish, Ecstatic, peggygee and TSJennifer. If I forgotten anyone, it’s because I’m drinking.

It’s been a wonderful ride and I attempted to do it with out allot of “WOW”, “I’d hit it”, “More pics please” and the old “let me know when you’re coming to…” posts. Though I may have had a couple. And I could never resist an ‘Am I Gay” or religion post. But then Adrianna said “all right we get it” so I slowed down. Or something like that.

I will endeavor to continue posting silly ass comments, despite the slings and arrows of the “angry typing guys/girls” out there. Life is short and it’s time to laugh. I love you girls and I’ll have you know, I’m not an expert but I do have a “Certified” now stamped on my ass and you’ll find me in the specialty meat section of your local grocery store. So if you’re interested and have a store card, pick me up and you’ll get a few dollars off at the register.

PS... I gained this status on Valentine's Day! Thank you Kelly Shore for inspiring my wise ass comment! Oh good lord lol

[blckhaze]

lol congrats ezed. heres to another 1000 posts :)

[chefmike]

Are you sure that you can handle the responsibility, ezed?

You know what happened when we got you that puppy...

[Felicia Katt]

certified or certifiable? it can be a faint line LOL

congrats.
FK

[peggygee]

You truly deserve it. :wink:

You are a very positive influence on the board, and as
you stated, you didn't get to 1,000 with a lot of 'Gary
Cooper', yup, nope, 'I'd hit it, ditto type posts.

Good job! 8)
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/awar2.jpg

[scorpion]

Congratualations ezed. Perfect day to get this distinction.
:D
I guess you are "werry" glad. :wink:

[NYCe]

Haha, congrats!

[specialk]

way to be EZ :claps :claps :claps

[Looking 4 Now]

" I'm a Certified Tranny Expert today!"

OK.....what do you know now that you that you didn't know yesterday

[eggbert]

WTG Ed. Always enjoy your posts.

[suckseed]

Way to go Ezed! Glad I could help in some small way. Here, have a gif.

[flabbybody]

it's like getting Bar Mitvahad

[Hara_Juku Tgirl]

Congrats ezed. 8)

~Kisses.

HTG

[Ecstatic]

Congrats, ezed. Glad I helped inspire you to attain this rarified status of being certified.

[Vala_TS]

Ok, what is going on? How does one even get "promoted" around here anyway? It seems that just the other day, someone became a veteran poster only after a few months and now this. Is it automatic, do the mods choose people to get promoted or what?

AGTFB

[Quinn]

Congrats, ezed. LMAO @ the pic.

-Quinn

[lust4ts]

:) ...........

[irish_rose]

You are definitely CERTIFIABLE. Watch out for the guys in the white coats.

[lust4ts]

You are definitely CERTIFIABLE. Watch out for the guys in the white coats.

:roll:

[ezed]

lol congrats ezed. heres to another 1000 posts :)
Damn you're almost there yourself, we should make a pact to shoot each other when we reach 2000 :)

[ezed]

Are you sure that you can handle the responsibility, ezed?

You know what happened when we got you that puppy...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :cry:

[ezed]

certified or certifiable? it can be a faint line LOL

congrats.
FK

And I'm all for fainting across lines...definately certifiable! Thanks.

[ezed]

You truly deserve it. :wink:

You are a very positive influence on the board, and as
you stated, you didn't get to 1,000 with a lot of 'Gary
Cooper', yup, nope, 'I'd hit it, ditto type posts.

Good job! 8)
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l2/magi43/awar2.jpg

[ezed]

Congratualations ezed. Perfect day to get this distinction.
:D
I guess you are "werry" glad. :wink:

Thanks Scorpion, you played a big part too. Thanks

[ezed]

way to be EZ :claps :claps :claps
Thanks specialk

[ezed]

" I'm a Certified Tranny Expert today!"

OK.....what do you know now that you that you didn't know yesterday

Fucking nothing, but my ass bears a blue ink stamp "Certified" so I command an extra two dollars per pound at the meat market.

[ezed]

Way to go Ezed! Glad I could help in some small way. Here, have a gif.

Thanks I'll treasure it always! :wink:

[ezed]

it's like getting Bar Mitvahad

No more like being sent off to the nursing home. It's a longer road.

[ezed]

WTG Ed. Always enjoy your posts.

Thanks man.

[ezed]

Congrats ezed. 8)

~Kisses.

HTG

I've always loved it when you give me kisses, it makes a part of me rise in extreme joy.

[ezed]

Congrats, ezed. Glad I helped inspire you to attain this rarified status of being certified.

Thaks fellow Mass. man :wink:

[ezed]

Ok, what is going on? How does one even get "promoted" around here anyway? It seems that just the other day, someone became a veteran poster only after a few months and now this. Is it automatic, do the mods choose people to get promoted or what?

AGTFB

Drink coffee, and stay under the radar and one day you'll be there. Then you'll say what the fuck?

[ezed]

You are definitely CERTIFIABLE. Watch out for the guys in the white coats.

What, these guys? I'm one of them.

[ezed]

Haha, congrats!

and last but not least, thank you master

[ezed]

I'm tired now, I think I'll fall asleep by the radio

[ezed]

hahaha great picture holy shit...i seriously just laughed really hard
that's what i hope to do here, make people laugh.

[lust4ts]

that's what i hope to do here, make people laugh.




It took me a while, but I get that now. Humour is the way to go. :)

[ezed]

I am so thrilled to be recognized as a Certified Tranny Expert. I will attempt to live up to this designation, by resisting the urge to slam Rookie Posters and instead encourage them to seek out J, Chefmike, and Adrianna for the answers to all their questions.

I’d like to thank the moderators for putting up with my angry tirades. And thank those who have inspired me …. B-1, Suckseed, emmettray, Trish, Ecstatic, peggygee and TSJennifer. If I forgotten anyone, it’s because I’m drinking.

It’s been a wonderful ride and I attempted to do it with out allot of “WOW”, “I’d hit it”, “More pics please” and the old “let me know when you’re coming to…” posts. Though I may have had a couple. And I could never resist an ‘Am I Gay” or religion post. But then Adrianna said “all right we get it” so I slowed down. Or something like that.

I will endeavor to continue posting silly ass comments, despite the slings and arrows of the “angry typing guys/girls” out there. Life is short and it’s time to laugh. I love you girls and I’ll have you know, I’m not an expert but I do have a “Certified” now stamped on my ass and you’ll find me in the specialty meat section of your local grocery store. So if you’re interested and have a store card, pick me up and you’ll get a few dollars off at the register.

PS... I gained this status on Valentine's Day! Thank you Kelly Shore for inspiring my wise ass comment! Oh good lord lol

For christsake girl, its Valentines Day, I'm falling asleep by the radio! The least you could do is put me to bed.

[CORVETTEDUDE]

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! :rock2

[LG]

Arianna said:

Fuck you.

And, while I'm at it, fuck you too, shorty. :lol:

Arianna, is this your way of bumping up this topic or did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? Yeah, yeah, I know...fuck me too for asking...



Anyway, ezed, I would like to add my belated congratulations for your momentous achievedment. I wish you happiness and more. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind always be behind your back, may all your dreams come true, may your cereal never go soggy, may the sun always shine for you (except at night, or else you won't be able to sleep) and may your computer never crash, even when you've opened 20 windows with porn.

Here's to a 1000 more posts and to getting a new radio to fall asleep next to.

Keep smiling dude and congratulations.

[BeardedOne]

Jeez, the power goes out for a coupla daze and I miss all the fun! :?

Congrats ezed! Gee, that makes at least three of us that are Mass. certifiable. :lol:

Here are your prizes:

[trish]

congrats ezed.

[BeardedOne]

And, with that out of the way, congratulations, Ezed!

Oh, and fuck you! :lol:

Kidding! Really! Kidding! Hey...Ow!...I said I was...Ow! Kidding! Jeezus...Ow! Kidding, dammit! Ow! :shock:

[ezed]

Alright, you guys and girls bumped this post so I'll throw in my thank you's.

LG - you are and inspiration. love you're humor.

Trish - I'm in love with you!

Irish Rose -keep being a ball buster, without ball busters the world would be dull.

Arianna- you foul mouth bitch, talk dirty to me, I love ya kid don't think otherwise.

And B1, you've given me the three dollar bill, you're at the top of my list for that top ten poster list. There about fifty people on my list currently (including the afore mentioned), it will probably take me ten years to pair it down to ten. And for that $3 I give you this link to the new John Madden psp game promo (have no fear click play mp3):

http://www.foundrymusic.com/audio.cfm?id=3734

[LG]

LG - you are and inspiration. love you're humor.

Thanks ezed. I really enjoy reading your posts too. :)