chefmike
01-28-2007, 11:38 AM
Dear Dubya:
Sir, we just wanted to congratulate you on yet ANOTHER job well done. In fact, if the line hadn't already been used by you, we might even say "Georgie, you're doing a heck of a job! Haha.
But seriously, we had a question we wanted to ask you. We figured that with your great intellectual curiosity and access to the brightest minds and best intelligence in government, you might be able to help us out. See, the latest Newsweek poll, is saying that your State of the Union "bounce" actually went in the opposite direction than it should have. According to Newsweek, not only did your approval rating NOT go up, as almost every President's does after his State of the Union address, it actually went DOWN and is now at its lowest level - 30% - in your presidency.
Obviously, this must be a terrible mistake by the nasty, terrible, evil, liberal media; how could anyone who watched your stirring, eloquent, brilliant speech the other night (loved the "Baby Einstein" product placement, by the way!) not love you?
Anyway, we're hoping you'll write back to us, or at least have your "brain" (heh) Karl Rove write back to us, and explain why the Newsweek poll is all wrong. Or maybe you could have Dick Cheney explain to us how you are really at 90% approval, it's just that all the evidence in front of our eyes is wrong? Anyway, we look forward to your reply. For now, we'll try to keep ourselves from worrying that your State of the Union speech went over about as well as your "bring 'em on" and "Mission Accomplished" comments did.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fans in Virginia,
The boys and girls from Raising Kaine
P.S. The other George, Allen that is, sends his regards, love and kisses! :)
http://raisingkaine.com/frontPage.do
Sir, we just wanted to congratulate you on yet ANOTHER job well done. In fact, if the line hadn't already been used by you, we might even say "Georgie, you're doing a heck of a job! Haha.
But seriously, we had a question we wanted to ask you. We figured that with your great intellectual curiosity and access to the brightest minds and best intelligence in government, you might be able to help us out. See, the latest Newsweek poll, is saying that your State of the Union "bounce" actually went in the opposite direction than it should have. According to Newsweek, not only did your approval rating NOT go up, as almost every President's does after his State of the Union address, it actually went DOWN and is now at its lowest level - 30% - in your presidency.
Obviously, this must be a terrible mistake by the nasty, terrible, evil, liberal media; how could anyone who watched your stirring, eloquent, brilliant speech the other night (loved the "Baby Einstein" product placement, by the way!) not love you?
Anyway, we're hoping you'll write back to us, or at least have your "brain" (heh) Karl Rove write back to us, and explain why the Newsweek poll is all wrong. Or maybe you could have Dick Cheney explain to us how you are really at 90% approval, it's just that all the evidence in front of our eyes is wrong? Anyway, we look forward to your reply. For now, we'll try to keep ourselves from worrying that your State of the Union speech went over about as well as your "bring 'em on" and "Mission Accomplished" comments did.
Sincerely,
Your biggest fans in Virginia,
The boys and girls from Raising Kaine
P.S. The other George, Allen that is, sends his regards, love and kisses! :)
http://raisingkaine.com/frontPage.do