Secret Message To ?

[hondarobot]

Send me an email, you know the address. Tell me your real name and cut the bullshit. I'll check my in box at 3:30pm central time. You know I wont be a jerk to you.

Take it or leave it. Yes, this is an ultimatum, you forced it once again. If no email arrives, or arrives after 3:30, I walk away and the whole thing is over from my perspective.

Throw away a possible future if you want to.

Jeff

[Teabagger Vance]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

[hondarobot]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

:roll:

[hondarobot]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

:roll:

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical. :) :)

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

[chefmike]

:roll: :sleep :shrug :violin

[PlayfulJohn]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

:roll:

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical. :) :)

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

I know the feeling :lol:

[suckseed]

...

[chefmike]

Thank you for the secret message. I will send reply soon.

Word.

:roll:

Toyota, even you have to admit it was comical. :) :)

I'll go so far as to say it was mildly amusing.

I also don't actually expect to get an email by 3:30, none of my ultimatums have worked in the past with her, but I do think she owes me that much at this point.

I've waited two years just to know her name. I think that says a great deal about a guy.

I know the feeling :lol:

Now there's a shocker...

[TrueBeauty TS]

You're ready to marry a girl, yet you don't even know her real name?

:roll:

[suckseed]

Well, we're all glad this is settled ONCE AND FOR ALL.
No more pronouncements.
No more bizarre posts on the subject.
No more freaking Vicki out.
Honda moves on, settles down in Framingham with a nice ex-stripper with a passion for three ways with T's. She's blonde of course.
ChefMike gets a job as Anthony Bourdain's wing man.
TFan announces his new position at Habitat for Humanity, working alonside Jimmy Carter.
Legend goes to remedial spelling and logic classes, becomes the toast of the town.
Allanah and Vicki do the chorus line kick together, singing New York, New York.
Dr. 90210 gives Patricia Araujo a free makeover. Emerging weeks later looking fabulous, she and Jennifer Paris announce that they're moving to Portland together, and want to share a house with a musician.

[whatsupwithat]

Well, we're all glad this is settled ONCE AND FOR ALL.
No more pronouncements.
No more bizarre posts on the subject.
No more freaking Vicki out.
Honda moves on, settles down in Framingham with a nice ex-stripper with a passion for three ways with T's. She's blonde of course.
ChefMike gets a job as Anthony Bourdain's wing man.
TFan announces his new position at Habitat for Humanity, working alonside Jimmy Carter.
Legend goes to remedial spelling and logic classes, becomes the toast of the town.
Allanah and Vicki do the chorus line kick together, singing New York, New York.
Dr. 90210 gives Patricia Araujo a free makeover. Emerging weeks later looking fabulous, she and Jennifer Paris announce that they're moving to Portland together, and want to share a house with a musician.

Nothing? I get nothing? How about...

[peggygee]

Well, we're all glad this is settled ONCE AND FOR ALL.
No more pronouncements.
No more bizarre posts on the subject.
No more freaking Vicki out.
Honda moves on, settles down in Framingham with a nice ex-stripper with a passion for three ways with T's. She's blonde of course.
ChefMike gets a job as Anthony Bourdain's wing man.
TFan announces his new position at Habitat for Humanity, working alonside Jimmy Carter.
Legend goes to remedial spelling and logic classes, becomes the toast of the town.
Allanah and Vicki do the chorus line kick together, singing New York, New York.
Dr. 90210 gives Patricia Araujo a free makeover. Emerging weeks later looking fabulous, she and Jennifer Paris announce that they're moving to Portland together, and want to share a house with a musician.

Nothing? I get nothing? How about...

You, my son,

Get good Karma,

A balance in your chi.

And your chakras providing abundant energy.

:wink:

[whatsupwithat]

Well, we're all glad this is settled ONCE AND FOR ALL.
No more pronouncements.
No more bizarre posts on the subject.
No more freaking Vicki out.
Honda moves on, settles down in Framingham with a nice ex-stripper with a passion for three ways with T's. She's blonde of course.
ChefMike gets a job as Anthony Bourdain's wing man.
TFan announces his new position at Habitat for Humanity, working alonside Jimmy Carter.
Legend goes to remedial spelling and logic classes, becomes the toast of the town.
Allanah and Vicki do the chorus line kick together, singing New York, New York.
Dr. 90210 gives Patricia Araujo a free makeover. Emerging weeks later looking fabulous, she and Jennifer Paris announce that they're moving to Portland together, and want to share a house with a musician.

Nothing? I get nothing? How about...

You, my son,

Get good Karma,

A balance in your chi.

And your chakras providing abundant energy.

:wink:

Yum! :)

[hondarobot]

yeah it says alot about a guy, it says "loser"

Hey now, J, what the hell did I ever do to you? But it may be a bit accurate, at least up to this point.

And look who else posted on the forum, right as I get in to work and log on. . . what a crazy coincidence.

:roll:

[chefmike]

jackass

[RawNY]

:wink:

[hondarobot]

I wouldn't say "closure" so much as the opening of a new chapter. Chapter one was "When Honda Met Vicki". Chapter two hasn't been titled yet.

Vicki knows I'm an absolute 100% guarenteed good guy who will pursue her endlessly, and I'm neither desperate nor crazy, simply determined to try. I dont know exactly when I'll be back in the desert again, not anytime soon for sure, but I will ask her out again.

She might say no. . . and then I'll say "OK, well, how about breakfast tomarrow?"

Then she might drive off to a Malibu sex party and I'll yell after her "How about dinner sometime? I'll buy!"

It's not really anything anyone else needs to be concerned about. I found a girl I want to be with, and that's just that. Obviously I'm going to continue to pursue a relationship.

It's a love story. Kinda a whacky one at times, but it is what it is.

[marissaazts]

if she keeps saying no isnt that a bit like stalking?

[hondarobot]

I'm going to be very honest here. I don't think the vast majority of posters on this forum understand what the pursuit of an actual relationship is like.

Most TS girls will never have a real relationship with a guy. That's just the way the world is right now. Most guys "into" TS are just that, chasing a sex fantasy.

I'm not faulting Arriana and I think her post was sweet, but would everyone just stop being concerned with this whole situation?

[chefmike]

:lol: :P

[hondarobot]

The definition of irony.

I'm probably the most "stalked" person on this board.

You will never kiss a girl Chef Mike.

[chefmike]

I'm posting this just to clear my head.

I took a bus from Minneapolis to Arizona last summer, rode 1500 miles into the heart of the desert. I can't imagine too many things stupider then that. The whole bus aspect was really bad, I wouldn't recommend it, but I have an irrational fear of flying in planes and I don't own a car, taking the train was complicated and involved too many stop overs and transfers. Sometimes a guy just has to bite the bullet.

I did this to meet a girl. I thought it was the only way I could get her to trust me. She was entrenched in the internet/porn scene and had some issues with trusting people, although even now she would probably never admit it.

I told her I was coming to see her two months in advance, and everything seemed great for the most part. A few days before I was set to take vacation she emailed me and told me not to come down. I think she was scared that I was some crazy stalker. I didn't fold, and left for my trip as scheduled.

When I arrived at the resort I was staying at, I had already given her my cell phone number and told her where I would be. I figured, even though she didn't contact me, she would show up to surprise me. She didn't. She didn't do anything. I had a good time hanging out at the bar blabbing with people, then emailed her and told her she was a bad person.

She emailed me the next morning, but she wouldn't meet me at the resort. She offered to pick me up and bring me to another location, but honestly at that point I was starting to wonder just what would happen if I let her do something like that. Where the hell was she intending to bring me? I took a cab and met her at the hook up point.

I got a beer and sat at a table waiting for her to arrive. She called eventually and asked if I was sitting with a bunch of bikers. Huh? I looked around and saw a bunch of bikers nearby, I think I made a joke that I was partying with them, and it turns out she was peeking in the window.

Then she walked in.

She was beautiful. I'm not just saying that, I've had countless "that's like a scene from a movie!" times in my life. I felt like Bogart meeting Lauren Bacall at that moment.

She was the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen.

We hugged, had fun, got some drinks, partied, had a good time. Then we got back to the resort.

She dove topless into a blue lit, sand lined pool. I can still clearly picture that moment, it was amazing, her body was a work of art, grace in motion. I wouldn't get in the pool with her because I have this issue with having drowned when I was a kid, it's long story.

We ended up back in my room, and she didn't go there just to get some sleep. Unfortunately it did end up getting strange. A guy in bed with his dream girl should be raging hard and desperate to fuck, but I just wanted to talk to her. I've been in bed with lots of beautiful girls, this was something different.

We did talk, we made out, we had a great time and I loved just being with her. This wasn't an "escort" situation or a porn scene or anything weird. Then we got some sleep, but woke up a few hours later..

This is the point in the story where things fucked up. I told her I was going to make her squirt. Not a fetish thing, just being honest. But then she went home.

It would have been nice if she had met me for breakfast the next morning, but she didn't.

The reason things got messed up are numerous, faults on my part as well as hers, and it wasn't on account of a "secret boyfriend". I do feel bad, but I had to tell the story at some point, and now it's been told. I considered her a true friend for almost two years, but she still won't talk to me.

And that's the truth.

If anyone has any comments on this thread, keep 'em to yourselves. This wasn't meant for anyone but her. I would have just emailed her, but she already knows the story and wouldn't respond to me anyways. And yeah, I know I need to get over the whole thing, that's why I posted this.

It's a virtual form of therapy at this point, and now I've talked to the doctor.


http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=8900&start=0




After a year and a half of great input on my part, I've been banned from the forums on VickiRichter.com.

Why? I'm not sure. I frequently made a jerk of myself by attacking people who seemed to be jack-asses, but I always wrote the truth, as far as I could see it.

I really like her. But like every pretty girl, she's crazy. And I'm crazy for chasing her so hard for so long.

Why am I even posting this thread? Who knows. . . ?

At least I tried.


http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=7654&start=0

You should have never ventured out of the shallow end of the gene pool, lunchbox.

Those short buses are there for a reason.

[hondarobot]

Do you realize that the fact that you read all my posts, repost my posts, and have some bizarre fixation with me is completely insane?

I've told you before, I'm don't want to be your "amigo".

Please continue to make a desperate fool of yourself, though, it's amusing and sad.

[chefmike]

Don't flatter yourself, simpleton.

It only takes a few clicks of the mouse to(once again) show what a delusional and offensive little creep that you are.

[hondarobot]

And you pay to fuck little girls.

It's strange to me that my posts calling you out as a admitted pedo are deleted, when you're allowed to make bizarre, unprovoked attacks on me at will.

Chef Mike stated "I doubt any of the girls I paid to have sex with back in 'Nam were over the age of 13".

Post was deleted. Who's protecting this weirdo and why?

Oh, I also ran across some post where someone from some other forum was calling him out for lusting after a "fat bottomed boy". That post is probably still on here somewhere.

Pedo little girl/boy chaser= Chef Mike. It's all true, and everbody knows it.

[specialk]

I'm sorry Hondatoadbot....but this shit is entertaining, mostly at your expense............I think I'll go out and buy a popcorn farm :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :popcorn :lol:

[hondarobot]

Great, Wayne Newton is signing in now, the reject squad is nearly complete.

Just find something else to do, you guys irritate me.

Oh, wait, none of you have anything else to do.

Please continue.

[chefmike]

Yo 'tard boy-

The reasons that no one is paying attention to your latest bullshit allegations:

1. You are known by anyone who has paid any attention to your dim-witted, delusional drivel to be a flakey little fop.

2. I've been on this forum a while. If any of these hysterical allegations that you made against me were true, I wouldn't be here.

3. You are also known to be a wild-eyed drama queen and a stalker.

4. And last but not least, you take the short bus route.

[hondarobot]

So you deny that you paid to have sex with little girls?

I seem to remember you bragging about it. There was also the thread you had devoted to "young looking TS".

It's not like it's a big secret. Vicki Richter, Danielle Foxxx, many people have called you out on this.

Nobody knows who you really are, you are an anonymous forum troll, and a pedophile.

You are a deranged weirdo.

Stop posting in regards to me.

[chefmike]

Earth to hondastronaut:

You are deranged, possibly even schizophrenic.

We on earth do not live in this alternate reality that you have created for yourself.

So get some therapy, creep.

[hondarobot]

Haha. Not letting you off the hook Chef Mike.

You keep posting in my threads = stalker

You posted about fucking little girls = pedo

You are crazy, everybody knows it, and why do you keep posting here? Not one single girl has any interest in you.

Prove me wrong.

[chefmike]

As usual, J hit the nail on the head....or the nut on the head, as it were. 8)



blah blah, yeah we made a pact to bully around poor innocent shmucks like u.... and of course ill continue reading, why not? i read when im bored or need passion...

its simple, this site consists of the following:

the mods; from what i know all relatively well adjusted dealing with reality

the non member peekers; probably married, sexually confused, most likely republicans

the older, been there done that crowd; contribute interesting stuff every so often, write pretty well, respect the witty and insightful ones here, sometimes play peacemaker and tryin to squeeze as much as possible from memories, discourse and who knows what other surprises life offers

the filthy cumcatchers: the ones who beg for cock, who have no shame in describing their method of masterbation without request, who skip through any meaningful conversation and are here just to feel like they arent as pathetic as their inner self says cause wombat discussed his anal warts, posted pics of it and is even more low than they are

the witty bunch: not always a hit with their posts, but u can count on a few general quips and humrous observations in an above average rate

the trouble makers: playin the conservative card, playing the top vs bottom card, playin the racist card, playin the jesus is lord and came from outerspace card, etc.

the girls: some stars, some in their mind, some out of their mind, all valuable here, and thankfully many with good insight, despite agendas, into fields other than the ts community

the clueless ones: the know they like it, they dont know why, theyre way too concerned with figuring out why, probably from the south, probably love the lord, and probably not too successful in life

YOU: the guy who everyone is glad is around, because someone has to be the biggest loser, and its a good thing to spot the obvious winner right away and remove self doubt...the guy who youde think twice before shaking his bare hand...the guy who ur not shocked with anything he says or does since u put as little value on his life as he does...the one youde never let a family member or friend take a ride with...and the guy who knows all this but is putting up a pretend fight because dealing with reality would probably involve lots of drugs, alcohol and a noose...we all know its only time before ur 3 for 3


priceless...

[hondarobot]

Kissing ass, imagining you have an online friend.

I made one simple request:

Do you have any connection with anyone?

You don't, that's why you haunt these forums and try to start shit with me. It was fun for awhile.

I hate forum trolls. I really do.

[chefmike]

Do you have any connection with anyone?

LMFAO...

Only on this planet, astronaut...so that would obviously leave your schizoid ass out.


PS-

How do you keep a moron in suspense, dipshit?


I'll get back to ya...

[suckseed]

I know, I know, why do i take this bait?
Hondarobot aka Jeff, the thing is, you can like, love, obsess over whoever you want until you're given a restraining order - that's your choice. But there's simply no reason to do it publicly - except that you get off on the attention. Fucking private message her if you must. I wish you'd leave her alone, but the fact is, I'm sure her 'delete' button works just fine.
You say you're going to do this and that, become this and that - fucking do it.
Great. Progress as a man and a human being. We all should, and many of us do. But don't kid yourself that this is a love story. That takes two. Anybody wanna take a guess how great it would be for me, and how great I would treat her, if Jennifer Connely or Angelina Jolie would be with me? Does anyone care - thought not! That's cause after the daydreaming's done, I focus on what I can improve about myself so that ONE DAY I'll be ready to be with the right woman when we meet, and not have a wagonload of baggage and problems to involve her in. That's what adults do, Jeff.
But feel free to write her again, publicly. We all know you will. You like it, and you can't wait for one of us to respond to it. Fucking admit it.
I challenge you to come up with even a lame reason why you persist in this way. You child.

[Fockzilla]

Holy crap! I just walked in here by accident and I gotta say this is the most hilarious shit I've ever read in my life! And they said I have problems! :lol: I'm thankful, we should all be thankful, that there is someone like astro boy to make the rest of us look less losery. I'm speaking for myself here, of course, thank you for making an ass out of yourself buddy. It makes me feel all warm and tingly inside! It really does! :actionsmiley :moon :peanutbutter :mrgreen:

[hondarobot]

Suckseed, I regret this, but you have joined the "loser posse'. The Fockzilla guy as well.

I do find amusement in your posts, though, so please continue to launch attacks against me.

Who the hell picks a name like "suckseed" and thinks he. . . Well, whatever.

[Fockzilla]

Suckseed, I regret this, but you have joined the "loser posse'. The Fockzilla guy as well.

I do find amusement in your posts, though, so please continue to launch attacks against me.

Who the hell picks a name like "suckseed" and thinks he. . . Well, whatever.

In a sick twisted way I can kinda relate to your situation. Well maybe I could have related to it when I was 14 and more obsessive. But you are just a regular, and I'm stretching the word here, a regular guy who happened to fall for one of the hottest of all hotties and just wanted to try to be happy. And in that sense I kinda feel a little empathy to your situation. But you gotta admit the way you went about it was pretty hilarious, right? I'm sorry, though.



I'll try not to laugh anymore.

[hondarobot]

I don't find it hilarious, mildly amusing at times, but I honestly do find you guys sad. I'm glad you are devote fans of Vicki Richter, she's an awesome girl.

Don't start shit with me, and I will ignore you.

Pretty fuckin simple.

[specialk]

...

[suckseed]

FYI...it's supposed to be funny...a play on the word succeed, specially for a tranny forum, and a sign that i don't take any of this too seriously. I thought it was kind of witty at the time, tho you're right, it does have kind of a weird ring to it. whatever. So now, I'm off your christmas card list, and on to your 'loser list'? Will this affect my credit or ability to travel outside the united states? Gosh, i hope not!
now that that's out of the way...why exactly do you publicly post this stuff again?
Let's put our thinking caps on, kids.
She's supposed to be impressed by your persistence and willingness to bare your soul to....a bunch of total strangers on a porn board. Anonymously. Hmm...that couldn't be it.
It's easier than actually quitting drinking, smoking, getting a real career, and in short, becoming the kind of guy she might actually be attracted to?
Gettin warmer!
It really doesn't mean a goddamn thing? Just a mild diversion from the gay bar? Fun when knocking back another sixer? Plus a chance to bring the new guys up to speed on your unique way with the ladies(coughcoughgetemdrunkthenmolestemcoughcough) ?
Bingo!
Carry on, Sparky.

[hondarobot]

Oh my God, I gotta keep checking in on this forum because you losers are just not getting the picture.

I've been in bed with Vicki. None of you ever will. You jerks hate that, and you have never been with a hot girl you didn't pay to spend time with. I don't hold this against any of you, but just stop obsessing over me.

Deal with it.

[Fockzilla]

Thats actually a good point. Why waste your time here when you can be out there in the real world hooking up with... nevermind I'm wasting my breath.

[suckseed]

I've been in bed with Vicki. None of you ever will. You jerks hate that, and you have never been with a hot girl you didn't pay to spend time with.
Deal with it.

Wrong again, PBR Breath! I've been with about four dozen women, none of whom were ugly, only four were pros, only one of them was a tranny, and probably a dozen were gorgeous. Out of those, half were just as beautiful on the inside as out, and we loved each other very much. I've been in long term relationships about half my adult life.

I've read what Vicki has to say about the real love in her life, and trust me, you and I both know he's nothing like you. We've emailed privately on a few occasions, and I have a lot of affection for her...nothing beyond that, however. If anything, I regard you as an example of how she was just too young, too nice and too trusting. I'm sure in your mind getting her 'in bed' (after what...seven drinks?) where she fell asleep and you proceeded to slobber on her was quite an accomplishment. Well, we all make mistakes. She's a human being as well as a porn star. Hell, read about Gauge's private life sometime. Trust me Jeff, no one's jealous. You squandered whatever coolness your tale might have earned about the 19th retelling. Ya know, I once opened for David Byrne. It was really amazing for me, and we had a great conversation after he played. I told a few people, but then I let it go. It's not part of my arsenal of one-liners with the ladies either. Honestly, was it your first time in bed with anyone or what? You oughtta try it with a fully conscious chick sometime - that's REALLY fun! They move around and respond and do stuff back and everything!

[hondarobot]

Suckseed, give it up already. Why do you keep posting in my threads?

If you wanna talk to Vicki, do that.

Leave me alone, I dont like you.

[suckseed]

I dont like you.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:roll:

[hondarobot]

OK, I'm going out for the night. To all my crazy stalkers here's a question:

Have you been in bed with Vicki Richter?

The answer is: no.

Go away, find something else to freak out about.

[suckseed]

Don't drink and drive.

[Vicki Richter]

OK, I'm going out for the night. To all my crazy stalkers here's a question:

Have you been in bed with Vicki Richter?

The answer is: no.

Go away, find something else to freak out about.

I don't think that's a fair statement... In bed with Vicki Richter because she was too drunk to drive is not the same as being in bed with Vicki Richter...

[hondarobot]

You know that's a lie, but now it's finally over.

[suckseed]

'Till next time.

[GroobySteven]

OK, I'm going out for the night. To all my crazy stalkers here's a question:

Have you been in bed with Vicki Richter?

The answer is: no.

Go away, find something else to freak out about.

I don't think that's a fair statement... In bed with Vicki Richter because she was too drunk to drive is not the same as being in bed with Vicki Richter...

Hahahahahahaha.
TILT!!!

Too much...

seanchai

[hondarobot]

No, this was about her finally posting about the situation. Nothing to do with you suckseed.

I have now found closure in regards to "Vicki Richter".

I wish her the best.

[BillyCuddles]

No, this was about her finally posting about the situation. Nothing to do with you suckseed.

I have now found closure in regards to "Vicki Richter".

I wish her the best.

You are soooooo busted..... http://devoproductions.com/120104laughter01.gif

[chefmike]

...

LMFAO

That pic is a keeper, specialk! 8)

[LG]

Thank God that discussion is over.

[suckseed]

As I said, til next time.
But maybe, just maybe, Jeff/Asimo has finally gotten to the truth: yes, it was a really great time, but that's all it was; a moment. We've all had 'em. I remember swimming in a lake as warm as bathwater by the light of the moon with the first girl I ever kissed. The first time I ever made out with the most beautiful girl I ever dated when I was in that band. Having sex on the beach at night with someone named Kristin in Dewey beach, Delaware. Making a tiny snowman on a picnic table my first winter in Colorado with my wife at the time. Finding the stray cat that would become my buddy for twenty years til he died.
Moments, not to be recreated.
Nothing more or less.
Please leave Vicki alone, Jeff.

[BeardedOne]

Having sex on the beach at night with someone named Kristin in Dewey beach, Delaware.

So! You're the one! :shock:

[suckseed]

Come to think of it....she had a f'in beard! :lol:

[suckseed]

One more thing.
MODS - it's not cool for any forum member to suggest to any other forum member that they end their life. Few other forums would tolerate this kind of thing. And it's a liability to you. An unnecessary one.

To the guy(s) that posted it: fun is fun. there's no honor in bullying anyone.

Honda: Keeping our private lives private is usually better. I'm sure you're perfectly capable of realizing that a gentleman does not go where he's not wanted. Take responsibility for putting her in a difficult position. She is a kind person. I'm nothing but another guy who's written to her a few times - I'm not trying to be anything to her. But do you ever wonder whether you make her uncomfortable? Do you care? I'm sure you do. Right? Cool.

Now let's move on. Relax.

[hondarobot]

As I said, til next time.
But maybe, just maybe, Jeff/Asimo has finally gotten to the truth: yes, it was a really great time, but that's all it was; a moment. We've all had 'em. I remember swimming in a lake as warm as bathwater by the light of the moon with the first girl I ever kissed. The first time I ever made out with the most beautiful girl I ever dated when I was in that band. Having sex on the beach at night with someone named Kristin in Dewey beach, Delaware. Making a tiny snowman on a picnic table my first winter in Colorado with my wife at the time. Finding the stray cat that would become my buddy for twenty years til he died.
Moments, not to be recreated.
Nothing more or less.
Please leave Vicki alone, Jeff.

Sorry, you might be a good guy, suckseed, but to me you are a tool.

Do girls get too drunk to drive home while hanging out with a guy, then go back to his room, and have no intention beyond getting just some sleep to sober up?

No. Simple answer.

That never happens. The girl would have to be a virgin or an idiot to get into that situation.

I know what really happened. So does she. It doesn't matter anymore so quit bumping post related to it. I'm over the whole thing.

I think Vicki is a great girl, because she is. That's all there is to it. Let it go.

[suckseed]

As I said, til next time.
But maybe, just maybe, Jeff/Asimo has finally gotten to the truth: yes, it was a really great time, but that's all it was; a moment. We've all had 'em. I remember swimming in a lake as warm as bathwater by the light of the moon with the first girl I ever kissed. The first time I ever made out with the most beautiful girl I ever dated when I was in that band. Having sex on the beach at night with someone named Kristin in Dewey beach, Delaware. Making a tiny snowman on a picnic table my first winter in Colorado with my wife at the time. Finding the stray cat that would become my buddy for twenty years til he died.
Moments, not to be recreated.
Nothing more or less.
Please leave Vicki alone, Jeff.

Sorry, you might be a good guy, suckseed, but to me you are a tool.

Do girls get too drunk to drive home while hanging out with a guy, then go back to his room, and have no intention beyond getting just some sleep to sober up?

No. Simple answer.

That never happens. The girl would have to be a virgin or an idiot to get into that situation.

I know what really happened. So does she. It doesn't matter anymore so quit bumping post related to it. I'm over the whole thing.

I think Vicki is a great girl, because she is. That's all there is to it. Let it go.

Ho, ho, ho...where to begin. First of all, shitheel, being called a tool from you is a fucking compliment.

What are you, a fucking simpleton? Of course girls occasionally get too drunk to drive! Jesus. If she wanted to fuck you or date you, I'm sure she would have. What's so difficult about getting that through your skull? Goddamn!

You seem to think that once a woman crosses some line, be it accepting a date, going on it, having drinks, or going to someone's room, she's not allowed to change her mind. Well, grow the fuck up. Personally, I've changed my mind about wanting sex many times - and this is assuming that Vicki ever did want that, which I doubt.

It's attitudes like yours that justify date rape. Any man that can't get laid without resorting to rendering his date blind drunk is the human equivalent of a hyena, stealing whatever scraps he can.

I've had many female friends, relatives, and girlfriends who've confided in me that they were raped by guys that wouldn't take no for an answer. Obviously you didn't do that; but I'm referring to your lame question above.

In spite of your tiresome posts and general assholery, I don't condone anyone making references to you ending your life. But to say that to me after what I said just proves your status as Captain Asswipe. Leave Vicki out of your stupid ass posts, and I will ignore you. Bring it up again and I will happily use common sense and logic to again prove to the board what a churl you are, you mayonnaise lipped, elbow eared, biscuit headed, eight track mouthed motherfucker.

Furthermore....I challenge you to answer the question:
Do you ever wonder whether you make her uncomfortable? Do you care?


And to the other girls on this board: How would you feel if some guy here made references to how you would be his someday...that he would be making the trip to your hometown to claim you as his when you weren't interested and told him so? Would you feel kind of freaked out? To my knowledge, Arianna is the only woman on this board that has spoken up here.
I'll tell you one thing, Jeff: if Vicki was my sister and you were scaring her this way, you and I would be having this conversation face to face, and it would not be pretty.

[hondarobot]

I don't make her uncomfortable, why do you think she posts quite frequently between 9:30am and 10:00am central time? I get into work and log on to the net at 10:00am. She knows that, everyone here by now knows that.

She doesn't get up and post on HA at 7:00am, her time, to talk to you.

And she's not you're little sister, so shut the fuck up and these threads will stop getting bumped and I'll just go away.

And no, there was no "date rape", I never fucked her. She didn't fall asleep and wake up to me molesting her. She was wide awake and pulled her panties down.

She flipped out for no reason and walked out on a nice guy who traveled 1500 miles to meet her. The reason she went back to my room was, after a good make-out session by the pool she told me "I'm starting to get hard".

If anybody got fucked in this situation it was me, and not in a good way.

The End.

[suckseed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlV0Y5yAww

[peggygee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlV0Y5yAww

That's some cold fecal matter :(

[Smog Boy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlV0Y5yAww

That's some cold shit :(

Yeah, but funny.

[Fockzilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTlV0Y5yAww

That's some cold shit :(

Yeah, but funny.

That was funny. Honda stop telling us personal stuff about you and Vicki. We don't care!

[suckseed]

I don't make her uncomfortable, why do you think she posts quite frequently between 9:30am and 10:00am central time? I get into work and log on to the net at 10:00am. She knows that, everyone here by now knows that.

Really, Honda? That may be the most bizarre thing you've said yet...but I don't have the will to prove that. Do you realize how deluded you are?



And she's not you're little sister, so shut the fuck up and these threads will stop getting bumped and I'll just go away.

I'll shut the fuck up about it when you do. You've promised to many times and always bring it up. You're breaking your promise, and I'm keeping my promise to refuse to allow your stalking rants to go unchallenged on this board.




And no, there was no "date rape", I never fucked her. She didn't fall asleep and wake up to me molesting her. She was wide awake and pulled her panties down.

We'll let Vicki's words serve as a response for this one:


Honda you leave me no choice.

Chuys: Denna drinks 3 margaritas
Misc strip club in Scottsdale: Denna drinks 2-3 malibu pineapples
Resort in Scottsdale: Denna drinks 1 or 2 more mixed drinks at the pool

I was kinda toasty. I went back to Honda's room not to fuck but to rest a bit before driving. I fell asleep actually and woke up with Honda licking all up and down my big shecock... He may have licked my bootie as well but I can't really remember. I never actually saw his penis or touched it etc... I didn't cum all over his face but I should have. So then since it was like 3AM or so, I left and drove home. The end. Using Clinton speak - Honda can say, "I did not have sex with that woman". There was no relationship. There was no dating. There was a blowjob without a happy ending. If I could say it was in a cheap hotel room it would be the whole cliche... But it wasn't cheap.



She flipped out for no reason and walked out on a nice guy who traveled 1500 miles to meet her. The reason she went back to my room was, after a good make-out session by the pool she told me "I'm starting to get hard".

No good reason? How about...'this guy obviously isn't capable of letting me just sleep off the alcohol...guess I'll have to risk driving home.'



If anybody got fucked in this situation it was me, and not in a good way.
The End.

You're the one who fucked up. You were doing fine, and then you spoiled it. Do you think the past - what - year and a half of her saying no is just some elaborate way of saying yes? As the t-shirt says, what part of No don't you understand? Or do you think she doesn't have the right to say no because of her line of work?
Shall I go find the post where the woman you were on a date with throws a drink in your face because of you being rude? Ah..but that's just 'girls' being 'crazy' right? Your problem is a lack of respect for women. Perhaps in your mind, 'No' means 'keep trying...tee hee!' Would a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep mean 'call me?'

[specialk]

Would a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep mean 'call me?'



LMFAO...........thanks suckseed...kepp up the good work :lol:

[Fockzilla]

Would a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep mean 'call me?'



LMFAO...........thanks suckseed...kepp up the good work :lol:

Yes, its most amusing! :D

[BillyCuddles]

Would a flaming bag of shit on your doorstep mean 'call me?'



LMFAO...........thanks suckseed...kepp up the good work :lol:

Yes, its most amusing! :D

I've read through all this thread and related ones..... Uhggggg!!

The overall consensus is that hondarobot is a real piece of work (I'm being kind). Boy do I agree.

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